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08 Jul 10 - 12:12 PM (#2941810) Subject: BS: Where is Spaw? From: olddude At the risk of getting a reply like Jeri " I am here leave me alone or I will F you up" LOL ... I submit that the old coot has been way too quiet lately ... In fact he has not insulted me in forever which makes me worry about him ... Are you Ok buddie, don't make us come over there !! |
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08 Jul 10 - 12:21 PM (#2941815) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: catspaw49 Dropping in and out.....Lots of 3D stuff and all......but I have stopped in today to kick bearded bruce's ass so I'm still my same nastyass self!(:<)) Spaw |
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08 Jul 10 - 12:29 PM (#2941823) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: SINSULL Check out the Obama's DOJ thread, Dan. Spaw is alive and well and...wellllllll....Spaw. |
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08 Jul 10 - 12:40 PM (#2941837) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: olddude ok saw the thread, i feel better buddie. great to see you in your normal form :-) |
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08 Jul 10 - 01:57 PM (#2941892) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: Rapparee Spaw actually HAS a normal form? |
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08 Jul 10 - 02:03 PM (#2941895) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: Amergin That I swear is the only time I ever saw the words Spaw and normal in the same sentence.... |
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08 Jul 10 - 05:01 PM (#2941998) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: JohnInKansas Quite frankly, I cannot recall ever disagreeing with anything Spaw has posted here, and in private (PM & email) conversations I've found him informative, courteous, responsive, helpful, and downright friendly. Now chew hard and digest that juxtaposition of descriptive ... (groping for another word??). John |
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08 Jul 10 - 06:53 PM (#2942047) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: Lonesome EJ "Where is Spaw?" God, we worry about that boy don't we? And for good reason! I believe that Spaw's existence is essential to the Mudcat. Every tribe, group, club, needs a trickster, a joker, a loveable rascal who will cross the bounds of taste when nobody else will. In fact, it's so essential, that should anything ever (God forbid) happen to him, one of the other Mudcat regulars should be prepared to step into Pat's shoes and assume the mantle of Catspaw. In fact, even if he wants to take a break from this forum for a while, and you couldn't blame him, it would be great if someone could don the demeanor and get in the game. And Catspaw could go be a quiet unassuming guy who just wants to feed finches for a bit. Even Superman got to be Clark Kent from time to time. Bottom line is, Spaw, you need to take on an understudy, someone you can show the basic ropes of being the Spawser, someone to be the Robin to your Batman. They would have to possess some of the basic skill set that you have: Irrascibilty, liberalism, spunk, obnoxiousness, cleverness, obstinacy, genuineness, mechanical inclination, an unpredictable tender side, a sense of fairness, iconoclasticism(?), flatulence, profanity, and the ability to sing all of the songs from Oklahoma with lyrics about fellatio. Volunteers? |
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08 Jul 10 - 07:13 PM (#2942053) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: Rapparee A Spawling or Spawette, perhaps? |
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08 Jul 10 - 07:15 PM (#2942056) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: Rapparee You mean, you want him to Spawn? |
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08 Jul 10 - 07:31 PM (#2942061) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: Jeri Hey, Dan, that wasn't me who said that. |
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08 Jul 10 - 09:34 PM (#2942121) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: olddude LOL something like that Jeri my dear got me laughin again |
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09 Jul 10 - 02:57 AM (#2942194) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: Dave Swan Nobody gives a stretched out, saggy, flatulent, incontinent rat's ass where Spaw is. |
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09 Jul 10 - 05:15 AM (#2942230) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: gnu LEJ... "Robin to your Batman" Or vice versa. |
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09 Jul 10 - 11:38 AM (#2942397) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: Tug the Cox On another thread... ubject: RE: BS: Becoming a Mother-in-Law From: catspaw49 - PM Date: 09 Jul 10 - 08:46 AM |
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09 Jul 10 - 12:15 PM (#2942432) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: Jeri No, Dan. Apparently, I'm not getting through to you. The last time I posted as a guest was in Feb of 2009. Trying a PM might have been/might be the best way to go. |
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09 Jul 10 - 01:04 PM (#2942458) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: JohnInKansas A guide to recent Spaw: 1 catspaw49 RE: BS: Curmudgeon: Waiting 101 09-Jul-10 - 11:57 AM 2 catspaw49 RE: BS: Becoming a Mother-in-Law 09-Jul-10 - 08:46 AM 3 catspaw49 RE: BS: Obama's DOJ plays race card (opinion thread) 08-Jul-10 - 04:33 PM 4 catspaw49 RE: BS: Obama's DOJ plays race card (opinion thread) 08-Jul-10 - 04:00 PM 5 catspaw49 RE: BS: Obama's TSA : Double minus Right-think? 08-Jul-10 - 01:56 PM 6 catspaw49 RE: BS: Does Argentine steak make you feel good 08-Jul-10 - 12:27 PM 7 catspaw49 RE: BS: Obama's DOJ plays race card 08-Jul-10 - 12:24 PM 8 catspaw49 RE: BS: Long white curley.... 08-Jul-10 - 12:23 PM 9 catspaw49 RE: BS: Where is Spaw? 08-Jul-10 - 12:21 PM 10 catspaw49 RE: BS: Obama's TSA : Double minus Right-think? 08-Jul-10 - 10:17 AM 11 catspaw49 RE: BS: Obama's DOJ plays race card 08-Jul-10 - 10:15 AM 12 catspaw49 RE: BS: Does Argentine steak make you feel good 08-Jul-10 - 04:08 AM 13 catspaw49 RE: BS: Parkour 08-Jul-10 - 02:39 AM 14 catspaw49 RE: BS: Obama's TSA : Double minus Right-think? 08-Jul-10 - 02:19 AM 15 catspaw49 RE: BS: Motocycle advise 05-Jul-10 - 08:16 PM 16 catspaw49 RE: BS: Happy Independence Day 2010!! 05-Jul-10 - 07:54 PM 17 catspaw49 RE: BS: Should England have a new Football Manager? 05-Jul-10 - 12:21 PM 18 catspaw49 RE: BS: My health problems (Kendall) 03-Jul-10 - 12:05 PM 19 catspaw49 RE: BS: Memorial - States' Rights 03-Jul-10 - 01:50 AM 20 catspaw49 RE: BS: Memorial - States' Rights 02-Jul-10 - 11:21 PM 21 catspaw49 RE: BS: Memorial - States' Rights 02-Jul-10 - 11:13 PM 22 catspaw49 RE: BS: My health problems (Kendall) 02-Jul-10 - 06:19 PM 23 catspaw49 RE: BS: Memorial - States' Rights 02-Jul-10 - 06:17 PM 24 catspaw49 RE: BS: My health problems (Kendall) 02-Jul-10 - 01:46 PM 25 catspaw49 RE: BS: My health problems (Kendall) 01-Jul-10 - 08:20 PM 26 catspaw49 RE: Obit: Mrs Audie Murphy - April 2010 01-Jul-10 - 07:39 PM 27 catspaw49 RE: BS: Jacqui.c visiting California this July 01-Jul-10 - 07:28 PM 28 catspaw49 RE: BS: My health problems 30-Jun-10 - 03:53 PM 29 catspaw49 RE: BS: My health problems 30-Jun-10 - 03:51 PM 30 catspaw49 RE: BS: My health problems 30-Jun-10 - 02:58 PM ... (A whole month would have made 'way too long a post.) He appears to have been "mising" only on July 1, 4, 6, and 7. John |
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09 Jul 10 - 01:47 PM (#2942481) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: Rapparee Perhaps a more pertinent and philosophical question is "WHAT is Spaw?" |
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09 Jul 10 - 01:51 PM (#2942482) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: maeve The most important point is that, "Spaw is!" |
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09 Jul 10 - 02:02 PM (#2942490) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: gnu Are we looking for pearls of wisdom from himself? Are we Brain Spawtting? |
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09 Jul 10 - 02:05 PM (#2942492) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: catspaw49 Yep.....Try to drop by daily to offer words of wisdom and/or rude and crude remarks..............But I have given serious consideration to mentoring a successor to this lofty position. It ain't happening. Who the fuck would want the job? The hidden aspects of this position can just suck the fun out of it. Some people can't understand how I can be helpful or nice or understanding and also be rude, abrasive, insulting, and mean. So when I take few whacks (or more) at someone like Conrad or Wavy or a few others, I get these PM's asking that I be polite to the targeted fuckwad since they have seen elsewhere that I can be nice. What a gawdamn pain in the ass that is!!! Then there are the............aw let's not get into it. I just don't want to layoff this position on some other idiot.......It would take the remarkable stupidity that only I possess to do this job. Wait....I take it back......LeBron James has that much stupidity because he said his Cleveland fans would understand his decision. Spaw |
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09 Jul 10 - 02:07 PM (#2942494) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: maeve Spaw-trawling? Looking for inspawation? |
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09 Jul 10 - 02:14 PM (#2942495) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: maeve We are graced by your presents/presence/prescience, Sir Spaw. |
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09 Jul 10 - 02:24 PM (#2942500) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: catspaw49 Awww Gee.....What a nice lass you are! Why don't you come over and sit on Spaw's lap? Ol' Spaw show you a trick............ Spaw---also Resident D.O.M. (;<)) |
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09 Jul 10 - 02:27 PM (#2942502) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: maeve You want to talk with my Truelove 'bout that offer? Hmmm? I hear the cellar is nice. m |
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09 Jul 10 - 02:47 PM (#2942510) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: olddude reading this Now I know he is feeling alright ... LOL he always makes me laugh .. some artists work in oils, some in clay .. some in watercolors ... Spaw works in profanity ... a master of the art form ... :-) |
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09 Jul 10 - 03:06 PM (#2942521) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: gnu "Why don't you come over and sit on Spaw's lap?" Now it's Spawralling down. Resident DOM indeed. "Who the fuck would want the job?" That's not the point. Few could do it. Few have your inate (inane?) passionate drive for calling a fuckwad a fuckwad. And you have called a fair few FWs FWs. I can think of one just yesterday.... and then, before that... well, I just applaud your joie de fuckem. |
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09 Jul 10 - 03:22 PM (#2942525) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: gnu Maybe some self-appointed Poet Fuckwadoriate could string together some mindless never-ending drivel verse in tribute to your exploits, Spaw? For retrospect... for history when you decide it just ain't worth the bother fucking with stupidity? That might be enough to have you take a young warrior against crap and confusion under your wing and train him to defend against the Dumb Side. May the Farce be with you should you decide to take on this impossible mission. |
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09 Jul 10 - 05:29 PM (#2942610) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: Stilly River Sage Spaw, this should perk you up, if you need perking. In fact, I defy you to watch this and not laugh out loud several times. It has it's own thread, but you haven't been by yet. Katie Goodman - I Didn't F**k It Up. Happy Spawday, friend. ;) SRS |
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09 Jul 10 - 06:34 PM (#2942640) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: olddude I gotta write a Spaw song, anyone want to help on the Lyrics ... I bet Karen will like it also .. :-) See what you get bro when you are too quiet |
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09 Jul 10 - 06:41 PM (#2942646) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: gnu Dan... I am game... shoot! |
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09 Jul 10 - 08:11 PM (#2942695) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: Jeri Gnu, that was funny. (But is gnu hunting legal?) |
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10 Jul 10 - 08:58 AM (#2942908) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: GUEST,999 He`s off somewhere fuckin` sheep. (No offence, Spaw.) |
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10 Jul 10 - 09:22 AM (#2942917) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: Jeri "He`s off somewhere fuckin` sheep." Jealous? |
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10 Jul 10 - 09:38 AM (#2942921) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: olddude LOL ... that was priceless Jeri |
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10 Jul 10 - 10:25 AM (#2942939) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: Jeri It's going to be one of those days... I'm hot (in the classical sense of the word, not like what sheep are to some of us), I have a migraine, the Jehovah's Witnesses just left after dropping off some litterature, and I found a zucchini on my porch when I came back inside. I swear, if it started raining mohair grapes, I probably wouldn't bat an eyebrow. |
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10 Jul 10 - 10:49 AM (#2942952) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: gnu Jeri... heheee! Dan... There was an old Cat named Spaw, Whose scathing remarks could awe. With profanity ad infinitum, he'd tell trolls and twits to bite em. It's a wonder his ass ain't raw. |
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10 Jul 10 - 04:40 PM (#2943113) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: kendall I thought he might be hiding since he asked if my daughter had the clap.If I thought he meant it, I'd hunt him down and kick him in the balls...assuming he has balls. |
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10 Jul 10 - 05:09 PM (#2943137) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: GUEST,999 NOT at all, Jeri. Had it been goats, well, maybe. |
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10 Jul 10 - 08:09 PM (#2943220) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: olddude GNU ... awesome !!! can't stop laughing ... Oh boy we are in for it now .. wait till he reads this |
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10 Jul 10 - 09:22 PM (#2943243) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: ranger1 NOT at all, Jeri. Had it been goats, well, maybe. And all these years I thought it was hatracks that turned you on. |
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10 Jul 10 - 10:20 PM (#2943275) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: Rapparee You mean...moose?? Specifically, male moose? |
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10 Jul 10 - 10:46 PM (#2943282) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: olddude Me thinks I created a monster with this thread ... yikes Spaw is going to kill me |
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11 Jul 10 - 06:13 AM (#2943360) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: JohnInKansas Where is Spaw? What is Spaw? But nobody has asked "WHY IS SPAW?" And nobody has offered the familiar and ever popular: "If you have to ask you can't afford one." (Although I'm sure we don't pay him near enough for all the abuse ... ... ... ... ... ... he gives us.) John |
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11 Jul 10 - 08:16 AM (#2943388) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: catspaw49 Good point John! For a starter I'm thinking maybe y'all could send me one of them goats that 999 is talking about................... Spaw |
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11 Jul 10 - 08:51 AM (#2943398) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: olddude We all love ya buddie ... |
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11 Jul 10 - 09:08 AM (#2943400) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: gnu You gonna send him a goat? |
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11 Jul 10 - 09:50 AM (#2943412) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: Jeri I'm pretty sure SINSULL could find you an inflatable one. That's probably the only way you know you'll be getting a virgin. |
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11 Jul 10 - 10:05 AM (#2943416) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: bseed(charleskratz) One of you potters oughta make him a goat ocaroma. He's probably ready to switch from Cleigh McPossum, or at least to add a critter with a bass range.. And for Spaw, it oughta be one ya blow in the mouth and the music comes out the anus, as tuned and tuneful flatulance. Charles |
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11 Jul 10 - 12:11 PM (#2943459) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: GUEST,999 For the novice . . . . |
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11 Jul 10 - 01:06 PM (#2943483) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: gnu But, that pic doesn't show Spaw the "necessary" info. Maybe that's in a different view? |
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11 Jul 10 - 01:14 PM (#2943492) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: Jeri Plus, it's a girl goat. My guess is an 'ocaroma' is what you get when you type the 'o' and then slide your right hand a key to the right. Either that, or it's a scratch 'n' sniff ocarina. |
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11 Jul 10 - 02:31 PM (#2943542) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: JohnInKansas So what's a good toot really good for if there's no aroma? A subtle "essence of rose attar" I'm quite sure must be a favorite for Spaw, as for most gentlemen (and a few ladies). Of course the absence of at least a gentle "flutter" can be something of a disappointment, so perhaps a more complex (reed?) instrument (still in the shape of a goat?) like an obloe would be more appropriate. John |
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11 Jul 10 - 06:49 PM (#2943645) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: Little Hawk Whence cometh this vile stench? And what doth it portend? |
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11 Jul 10 - 07:15 PM (#2943655) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: gnu Yorr ichy. |
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12 Jul 10 - 04:02 AM (#2943781) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: catspaw49 I went to my nephew's birthday party but I was feeling like shit and it was getting worse so Karen and I went to the ER where it turned out to be a gall bladder attack......something else in the long string of ailments. But a great thing happened! I had a private room while waiting for tests with a 36" hi-def flat screen, The bed was pretty comfy, the air conditioning was just right and I enjoyed the entire World Cup match in real comfort! The only thing missing was a beer. GREAT GAME!!! And I feel fine now. Or as fine as I get...... Spaw |
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12 Jul 10 - 04:12 AM (#2943783) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: Little Hawk Damn good luck, man! The room and the game and all, I mean. Hey...why the hell are you posting at 4 in the morning? ;-) |
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12 Jul 10 - 05:14 AM (#2943798) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: gnu So that's where you were. I wondered when I didn't see a post on the World Cup thread after the game. |
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28 Jul 10 - 12:15 PM (#2953877) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Where is Little Hawk???? |
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28 Jul 10 - 02:38 PM (#2953933) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: gnu Shhhhh... he might hear you. |
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28 Jul 10 - 03:02 PM (#2953953) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity gnu: "Shhhhh... he might hear you." gnu, I didn't fart!...I was only typing! GfS |
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11 Dec 10 - 05:51 PM (#3051227) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? From: katlaughing I had a feeling something was up so I called Spaw earlier this week and didn't get an answer. I decided to try again, today, and if I still didn't get hold of him or Karen, I was going to call "sister" Connie. Karen answered, today. Pat is in the hospital after having acute appendicitis and an emergency appendectomy on Wednesday! Thank goodness he is like a Timex watch...takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'..again! He is still in CCU and, until today, was having some "issues," but today he is calm, resting, and, Karen thinks he has turned the corner and will be at least a pale shade of his usual self in another day or two. He is being strongly encouraged by Karen and myself, among others, to get a sleep study done for sleep apnea and, when you read this, Spawdarlin'...you can bite me for putting you on public notice! Anyway, not totally out of the woods, but doing better and I am sure would appreciate your good thoughts and energy. Karen sends her love and thanks, too. Heal up, Spaw! Love you, kat & Rog a freakin' appendectomy...fer crissakes! |
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11 Dec 10 - 06:13 PM (#3051248) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: gnu Told ya he was full of shit. Proof positive they had to relieve the pressure by removing something in his guts. Heal well and get back to par soon buddy. We need you here. |
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11 Dec 10 - 06:20 PM (#3051255) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: McGrath of Harlow I've never noticed before, but Catspaw is an anagram of Wasp Act. Seems appropriate enough. Stop messing about! Get better soon! |
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11 Dec 10 - 06:54 PM (#3051272) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Beer Miss your rants on the Cat. Hope your home for Christmas and able to put some of the weight back on that you probably have lost because of this set back. Adrien |
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11 Dec 10 - 07:02 PM (#3051275) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Bill D !! Now this is too much! Getting extra bed rest and nursing.... just because he has a cute appendix! Do they provide a cute nurse to bring bedpans so that............never mind. C'mon, guy... get WELL... |
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11 Dec 10 - 07:16 PM (#3051282) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Amos Aw, Jaysus--if he's not torturing one end, he's torturing the other. Maybe this will lighten up his emissions violations... Hey PAT!! Back to health, you laggard MF!!! A |
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11 Dec 10 - 07:21 PM (#3051288) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Jeri I thought something might be up, too. I'm glad he's almost OK... well, almost as OK as he almost usually is. Next, he'll be getting his tonsils out. Then, teething. After that, maybe he'll get through potty training successfully. Get well, friend. |
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11 Dec 10 - 07:31 PM (#3051303) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: GUEST,Russ Get well soon. Russ (Permanent GUEST) |
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11 Dec 10 - 07:40 PM (#3051310) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Rapparee Pretty soon there won't be anything left inside him to go bad and then what will the hospital and doctors do? Perhaps a hamster in a wheel? |
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11 Dec 10 - 08:26 PM (#3051338) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: katlaughing Karen and I figure he's about due to graduate with that degree he keeps talking about getting with each new malady. Dr. Spaw does have a certain cachet, non? Seriously, I really hope this will be the last time for a long time and he is home and feeling better in time for Christmas. Karen had this past week off so she and the boys got the "Charlie Brown artificial tree" put up and she and Tris were decorating it, today. Peaches, when you do get a chance to read this...well...you know. All evil twin stuff is forgiven.:-) luvyamuchkat |
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11 Dec 10 - 08:44 PM (#3051349) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: kendall Just because Jacqui had her gall bladder operation didn't mean you had to have one! Wanna get back on your feet quickly? Get a 4 year old to read to you. |
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11 Dec 10 - 08:45 PM (#3051350) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: kendall Or, a teenager. |
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11 Dec 10 - 10:02 PM (#3051388) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Beer You come up with some good one's Kendall. I like your two suggestions. ad. |
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11 Dec 10 - 10:32 PM (#3051398) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Ebbie After my mother had had a round of things going bad, she said that the next time they wanted to open her up, she was going to tell them to 'Just take it all.' You are about out of parts, aren't you, Spaw? Ever tried making sounds in a cavern? Awesome. Get well quickly. |
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11 Dec 10 - 11:18 PM (#3051408) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Janie Stop this shit, you friggin' Buckeye! Love, Janie |
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12 Dec 10 - 12:22 AM (#3051426) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Neil D Get rest, get recuperated, get well soon and get back here. Mudcat needs you. |
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12 Dec 10 - 02:35 AM (#3051465) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: The Fooles Troupe Damn! And there's been a couple of threads I've missed his input on - can get a bit lonely fighting The local Fools by one's self .... |
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12 Dec 10 - 02:40 AM (#3051467) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: KT Wishing you a speedy recovery, Spaw! |
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12 Dec 10 - 03:12 AM (#3051532) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Sandra in Sydney Get Well Soon, You'll Feel Better! |
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12 Dec 10 - 03:43 AM (#3051568) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: open mike you'd think he'd learned by now to stay away from hospitals.. that is where all those sick people are!! Hope you are able to be home soon... |
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12 Dec 10 - 05:47 AM (#3051616) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Bonnie Shaljean Come back soon and WELL, y'hear? Place is too quiet without you - B xxx |
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12 Dec 10 - 06:00 AM (#3051621) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: John MacKenzie Damn, missed this one. Spaw, I have only one word to say to you, you hospital season ticket holder you. NURSES !!!! [Any woman looks good in a gas mask] |
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12 Dec 10 - 06:42 AM (#3051635) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: gnu John... hahahahaha! GOOD ONE! |
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12 Dec 10 - 06:48 AM (#3051639) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Hrothgar Get well, Spaw. There is a sheep somewhere waiting for you. |
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12 Dec 10 - 08:29 AM (#3051690) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: bbc Sorry to hear this news--enough's enough already, Pat! Best wishes from another who drops in & out. love, Barbara |
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12 Dec 10 - 08:35 AM (#3051696) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: AllisonA(Animaterra) ack! I haven't been around here much lately, but dear Spaw, you are one of the ones I look for when I'm here. You just clean up yer act, ok? I've beentheredonethat in the emergency appendectomy dept, and you're in for a quiet, relaxing Christmas of getting pampered and just hanging around at home, y'know? Kat, bless you for finding this out, and Karen, hang in there, sweetie! love, Allison |
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12 Dec 10 - 08:39 AM (#3051699) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: John MacKenzie This cake could have been named after you Pat. I suggest Karen bake it, just for you. Get well soon. |
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12 Dec 10 - 09:01 AM (#3051710) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Bee-dubya-ell What the fuck's up with this guy? Always in the friggin' hospital and shit! Well I'm gettin' damned well tired of typing up a new "Get Well" message every time the sorry old fuckstick decides to take a few days off and spend it lollygagging around some hospital hoping some 25 year-old nurse will stick a thermometer up his ass. So, I'm typing the following message and saving it as a Word document. Next time the fucker goes in the hospital, he's gonna get the same damned message. Beginning of message: Hey, Dipshit! What the fuck is it with you? You think parading around hospitals with your ass hanging out of one of those flimsy gowns is gonna turn some chick on or something? Forget it! Nobody wants to see your pimply old ass. And don't even think about turning that gown around! Absolutely nobody is interested in seeing you shriveled old pecker! Just get the fuck well, go home, and get back to your usual life of farting, jacking off, and being an obnoxious broke-dicked old asshole. End of message. |
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12 Dec 10 - 10:00 AM (#3051732) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Rapparee Oh, well said, Bee-Dubya! |
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12 Dec 10 - 10:16 AM (#3051748) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: wysiwyg tsk tsk These periodic bouts of lusting after nurses.... for shame! ~Susan |
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12 Dec 10 - 12:59 PM (#3051846) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: artbrooks He needs to get a ward where all the nurses are big, ugly, unshaven brutes...and the male staff are kinda homely, too. Get well, turkey. |
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12 Dec 10 - 01:08 PM (#3051853) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Little Hawk He needs to get a ward in Blind River. Only they don't have a hospital there, eh? But if they did...it would probably meet that description. |
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12 Dec 10 - 01:32 PM (#3051870) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: gnu BWL... in Spaw's own, fine tradition... that was beautiful, poetic, moving... sniff... |
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12 Dec 10 - 02:07 PM (#3051905) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Dave Swan I just checked the billing schedule for Lane, Fielding, Patterson and Swan, Layabouts for Hire and noted that lying around a hospital does not generate billable hours, nor does time spent snoozing under general anaesthesia. Our fourth quarter earnings are well under projections, even with Fielding working all the overtime he does. You need to get your ass out of the hospital and get back to the serious work of doing nothing. Swan, General Partner. |
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12 Dec 10 - 02:55 PM (#3051937) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Little Hawk Nothing....there's a lot of nothing to do...and somebody's got to do it! If not you, then who? (or whom?) |
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12 Dec 10 - 06:34 PM (#3052082) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Bat Goddess Re: abbreviated johnnies. Saw a cartoon of a guy with his posterior hanging out questioning the nurses at the nursing station. The head nurse says, "Yes, it IS a bummer...now just back away from the desk." Get well NOW, 'Spaw! The stuff you men will do for sympathy... Linn |
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12 Dec 10 - 08:40 PM (#3052144) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Mooh Get well Spaw! The appendix is a dangerous thing, damn near killed me. Take your time getting better, but follow your orders and hands off the nurses! Peace, Mooh. |
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13 Dec 10 - 04:05 AM (#3052277) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: GUEST,Nurse Ratchet We've cleared a whole ward of the NYCFTTS and got in special nurses (all ex-Naval SEALs). Best wishes, Pat. RtS |
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13 Dec 10 - 05:39 AM (#3052311) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: John MacKenzie Well the words Cuckoo, and Nest, spring unbidden to my mind! |
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13 Dec 10 - 07:41 AM (#3052368) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Wesley S What?? Spaw had an accute appendage? We knew THAT all along. So he's finally getting it attended to? And you have to go to a hospital for that? |
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13 Dec 10 - 08:13 AM (#3052392) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: John MacKenzie Sure glad it wasn't acute angina! |
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13 Dec 10 - 11:20 AM (#3052496) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: katlaughing Ohmygawd how they grow! I just called for an update and heard a low, male voice on the other end of the phone. It was Michael! Anyway, Karen was already gone to the hospital, but he said Pat was being taken off the breathing tubes, etc. and getting moved to a regular hospital bed and may be home by Friday. I'll see if I can reach Karen in another day or two, for confirmation. Or, even Spaw himself, who knows?! Anyway, good thoughts etc. would not go amiss, I am sure. kat |
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13 Dec 10 - 11:32 AM (#3052502) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: gnu Thanks for the update. |
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13 Dec 10 - 11:44 AM (#3052512) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Little Hawk I told him not to praise Cheech Wizard. I told him not to diss Winona. I told him a whole buncha good stuff like that, but he didn't listen. And you see where it landed him! I expect he will be very repentant when he emerges, contrite, full of penitence and apologies, he'll probably never even use any bad language on the Net again.... ;-) I can hardly wait. |
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13 Dec 10 - 11:59 AM (#3052524) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Bee-dubya-ell Don't worry about it too much, Little Hawk. If Spaw repents of his evil ways, there are plenty of others who'll be glad to call you names. Now, would you prefer to be a dickheaded fuckwit or an assfaced bumblefuck?. |
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13 Dec 10 - 12:17 PM (#3052536) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Lonesome EJ Chrisakes,Grease! What'll you do without your appendix? If I were you I'd have it bronzed and wear it around my neck for a good luck amulet. (to the tune of Oklahoma) App-PEND-icitis When your gut starts kickin like a mule (appendicitis!) when they wheel you in and shave your skin and laugh like hyenas at your tool! You know that you've got a brand new scar to show to your buddies at the bar! and when they say OUCH ki-yip-i-o-kiyay they're only saying you've got an ass like a blowtorch so light a match, and stand away...ay...AY..AY...AY...AY....AY!! APPENDICITIS! HOORAY! BOOM!!! |
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13 Dec 10 - 12:28 PM (#3052545) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Little Hawk I think I'll opt for "dickheaded fuckwit", Bee-dub. It has a better ring to it and more of an air of sartorial distinction. |
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13 Dec 10 - 01:47 PM (#3052615) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: katlaughing LeeJ! You have outdone yourself!! LMAOWTRDMF! |
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13 Dec 10 - 02:12 PM (#3052642) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: gnu Great stuff LEJ. |
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13 Dec 10 - 04:43 PM (#3052727) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Dave Swan Nice work, leej! |
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13 Dec 10 - 06:16 PM (#3052791) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: katlaughing Ah...big sigh of relief...Pat just called me. He sounded good, but tired and he had a room-mate who was using a speaker phone so it was a little strange, but he said he would be going home, probably in a day or two, all things going right. He said, right now, he could be home and be fine as he has all that he needs there, as at the hospital. From the sounds of it, the worst part of all was his reaction to certain meds, including an anaesthetic and a pain killer. I'll let him fill us in, if and when he feels like it. Other good news is, he has told Karen he will have a sleep study done for apnea. This is GOOD news! |
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13 Dec 10 - 06:19 PM (#3052792) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Little Hawk It is good news, but has he had a change of heart yet about Cheech Wizard, Winona, and Major Tom? I doubt that they'll release him until he does. It wouldn't be safe. |
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13 Dec 10 - 06:41 PM (#3052821) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: katlaughing Oh, and LeeJ? I tried to sing your stupendously funny, expertly written Pair O' Dee, but I could not do it justice, in fact I think the nurse ran from the room. I hope my caterwauling won't have caused a set-back! |
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13 Dec 10 - 06:55 PM (#3052832) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: maeve Thanks for that very good news, kat. Thanks to our 'Spaw for getting needed health work done. Maeve |
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13 Dec 10 - 08:56 PM (#3052908) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Rapparee Well, it looks like I'll have to use my Drill Sergeant Command Voice again. YOU! SPAW! YOU GET YOUR DEAD ASS OUTA THAT BED AND BACK HOME BEFORE I PLANT ONE OF MY SIZE 12 BOOTS IN YOUR ASS SO HARD THAT YOU'LL FART OUT THE BACK OF HEAD! NOW GET THIS AND GET IT RIGHT: YOU WILL GET THAT SLEEP STUDY DONE! IT AIN'T NO MORE TROUBLE THAN NOT PLAYIN' WITH YOURSELF FOR ONE NIGHT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? NOW GET YOUR BUTT HOME AND STAY OUTA HOSPITALS!! |
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13 Dec 10 - 09:08 PM (#3052912) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: gnu Great news. A day or two sounds a lot better than five. I am sure the nurses are fookin ecstatic... I know I am. Now, get the f outta the hospital and get the f better... wtf don't you understand about that? It's obvious that a few peeps here love ya and want ya back here. So get yer ass in gear. HEAL! |
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13 Dec 10 - 09:20 PM (#3052919) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Rapparee I wouldn't quite say I was ecstatic, but it is good news. I guess this means when the library catalogs him the record will note that there is no appendix, but that there is a table of contents. |
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13 Dec 10 - 09:25 PM (#3052927) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: katlaughing Even that could be inflated...like the price index. |
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13 Dec 10 - 11:36 PM (#3052998) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Little Hawk Be reasonable, Rap. It's asking a hell of a lot to expect Spaw to not play with himself for an entire night! Be realistic. One has to start with baby steps, you know. |
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14 Dec 10 - 07:51 AM (#3053180) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: AllisonA(Animaterra) Oh, whattarelief! Thanks so much, dear Kat, for keeping tabs on the man. |
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14 Dec 10 - 10:04 AM (#3053270) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Amos He might like to know that Cletus is becoming famous. A |
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14 Dec 10 - 01:19 PM (#3053435) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Little Hawk LOL! Imagine if someone actually did capture Saint Nick! It would be a bigger story than Bigfoot or the Abominable Snowman! |
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14 Dec 10 - 01:54 PM (#3053459) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: gnu I got bad news for ya, LH but it can wait til after Christmas. |
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14 Dec 10 - 02:02 PM (#3053464) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Little Hawk I don't mean those department store ersatz Santas, gnu. I mean the ONE, the ONLY, the REAL Santa. He's an elusive and extremely dangerous beast, you know. Few have seen him and lived to tell the tale. |
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14 Dec 10 - 02:14 PM (#3053476) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Rapparee This tells most of it. |
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14 Dec 10 - 02:29 PM (#3053489) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: gnu Well, LH, you could start off slowly by going after the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy. If you manage the holy trinity, you could then go after the rarest of such... the honest politician. |
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14 Dec 10 - 02:31 PM (#3053492) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: katlaughing LMAO!! HOW did you find that! |
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14 Dec 10 - 02:37 PM (#3053498) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Little Hawk YES!!!! That's him! |
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14 Dec 10 - 03:38 PM (#3053535) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: gnu John... I wonder when they will take the tube out of Spaw's ass. The nurses must be tired of the gas masks by now eh? |
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14 Dec 10 - 03:53 PM (#3053544) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Lonesome EJ That was hilarious, Rapparee! |
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14 Dec 10 - 05:25 PM (#3053595) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: GUEST,Tannywheeler Spaw & Karen need the main nurse of my recent sojourn in hosp. Her name was Xena, she was about 4ft. 00 tall, & I could have completely encircled her waist by pressing the thumb&forefinger of my right hand together. The main obsession of her life was that I would get OUT of that comfortable bed, hold on to the "walker"(later the IVpole) & trot across the room/out the door/make several rounds of the ward hallway--several xx daily!!! She was inordinately pleased the 1st time I tried, when I got as far as the door to my room & had to be helped back to bed, but not so easy to please after that. Of prime importance to her seemed to be that I never have to be back having stuff done & could see my noisy obstreporous grandkids somewhere ELSE than her nice quiet ward...(She loved them & asked my dau-in-law if they could come after I went home as she had some patients who weren't getting the cheeringup I had gotten...) I hope Spaw has the experience I have had--amazement at how fast I started feeling better & how MUCH better...& if Kat went visiting then he got the cheeringup so I won't send my 5 grands. Tw |
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14 Dec 10 - 05:58 PM (#3053602) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: katlaughing Ah, tw, if only. The only visiting I could do was by phone. But what a wonder those grandkids can do, eh and good nurses! |
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14 Dec 10 - 06:20 PM (#3053610) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Little Hawk I'm thinking here...they could put a tube from Spaw's ass and run it into a large hot air balloon with a gondola under it. When the balloon is full, Spaw can be floated gently back home by hot air balloon without having to use a car or public transit. |
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14 Dec 10 - 06:26 PM (#3053616) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Lonesome EJ But my God, imagine the hazard to public safety such a concentration of methane would represent, LH. |
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14 Dec 10 - 06:29 PM (#3053617) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Little Hawk Yes...it could prove a bit hazardous, I suppose. |
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14 Dec 10 - 06:34 PM (#3053622) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: gnu Like I said, the tube is for the methane, but putting it in a balloon would be far too dangerous. This ain't yer run of the mill methane. This is toxic stuff and if it were to be ignited, well, the results could be disassterous. |
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14 Dec 10 - 06:50 PM (#3053630) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Lonesome EJ In 1966, Spaw's high school gymnasium exploded, injuring several people. The cause was never determined, but the detonation occurred approximately 1 1/2 hours after lunch, which was on that day a potent blend of spaghetti-os, cauliflower, and refried beans, with carrot shards suspended in lime jello for dessert. Coincidence...or something more? |
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14 Dec 10 - 07:21 PM (#3053645) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: gnu Carrot shards... sounds frightening. |
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14 Dec 10 - 08:05 PM (#3053677) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Rapparee The tube will remain. He is currently supplying gas for heating homes in both Columbus and Cincinnati. He is also becoming obscenely wealthy, but won't admit it. This is true; I heard it from friends in both Cincinnati and Columbus (the ones in Ohio). |
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14 Dec 10 - 11:06 PM (#3053741) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Ebbie Speaking of Santa and such: When my daughter was little she came to me one day and said seriously, Mama, I know about Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, but there is a Tooth Fairy, isn't there? Knowing I couldn't lie to her, I said, Well, what do you think? Her face fell and she said, mournfully, Oh no. |
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15 Dec 10 - 01:32 AM (#3053772) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Bob Landry I've recently returned to the Mudcat after a ten-year absence and remember Spaw's words of wisdom from way back then. I'm looking forward to more of your straight-shooting, old son. Get yourself better, asap. |
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15 Dec 10 - 05:53 AM (#3053849) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Little Hawk Ebbie - You know, I think it's really sad how ordinary public customs set little kids up for those kind of disillusionments early in life. It's got to leave some kind of lasting pschological effect that makes them less trusting as they move into adulthood, and lack of trust in life, in self, and in others is a serious issue for a great many people. Seems to me that the ancient peoples may have had the better take on things when they told legends to their children, because the way the legends were put, one could go on believing that they might be true....like for example the North American Indian legends about nature spirits and stuff like that. Adults went on believing that those nature spirits existed, and it seems to me that it made their lives richer, not poorer. But we live in a society where "the aimless blade of science" has "slashed the pearly gates", as Neil Young put it in a great song lyric he wrote. And I think we have paid a terrible price for that, I really do. It has removed much of the magic and wonder from our lives, in my opinion. And I don't buy it. Life is about a great deal more than mere physical, observable reality and mere survival/competition tactics in the face of physical, observable reality. Life is nobler than that. Children know that instinctively, but we squeeze it out of them bit by bit by slowly teaching them to trust only as far as the reach of their physical senses and their machines and money and not to look any farther. I think that's been an utter tragedy for the human race. It has caused people to lose touch with their own souls, and with the greater purposes of life. You see the alienation happening all around now? That's partly where it comes from. (It also comes from urban overpopulation and the loss of natural habitat, but that's another whole discussion...) |
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15 Dec 10 - 11:46 AM (#3054074) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Ebbie I agree with you, LH, all the way. |
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15 Dec 10 - 12:45 PM (#3054111) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Hollowfox 'Spaw, I'm glad to hear that you're recovering (I won't say recovering *nicely*, mind you), as is Amy. The #$@!-reduction candle series started up as soon as I found out you were in the medical hooscow. You and Karen will be careful on the drive home, I know. The sleep apnea test is the best sleep I've ever had in a hospital, as they don't come barging in and throwing on the lights at some godforsaken hour. And even though sleeping with a CPAP mask on felt a little stupid at first, I sleep better, I don't snore (so everybody else sleeps better), and it keeps me from dying in my sleep. LH, you have a point about the aimless blade of science, but I never saw such a huge look of relief on a kid's face as when I admitted to my son Daniel that there wasn't a literal corporeal guy squeezing down our skinny chimney. We're a family of pragmatic mystics, and the physics of the problem really bothered him. Saint Nicholas' existence? No problem. |
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15 Dec 10 - 01:18 PM (#3054131) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Little Hawk Yeah, well, I figured that one out for myself after a few years... The only thing that puzzled me was why my parents had told me such a strange and unlikely story in the first place. I thought maybe they were a few short of a six-pack, as the saying goes. ;-) So I asked my Mother about it, and she told me it was just a nice fairy story to make Christmas more fun for everyone, and don't tell the other kids and spoil it for them! That sounded reasonable to me. I'm all for science and logic...I always have been...but what worries me about the modern social philosophies it has produced as it took up arms against archaic forms of Christian religion is that the new philosophies are mostly empty of the kind of idealism and confidence and sense of a higher and greater purpose in life that traditional religions at their philosophical best once gave to people. At the heart of all great religions lie the truly essential questions: "What is your life really about? How can you become a better and more loving person?" And that is the question people need to look into if they are going to become something far better than just a clever, selfish animal that knows how to read and write, talk, make a fire, and use complicated tools. Then, of course, there's the other truly essential multi-part question: How do we get Spaw to renounce the vile Cheech Wizard for all time and admit that Winona Ryder is lovely and also a good actress? Not even Jesus or Buddha had an answer for that one. |
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16 Dec 10 - 07:07 AM (#3054639) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: gnu LH... Santa is a tool for deflection of parental discipline. Now, let`s get back to trashing, er, ahh, wishing good things for Spaw. C`mon, Spaw... a day without good news of your recovery is not a good day. I await with baited breath news of your first good shit after surgery. Heard any good enemas latelyÉ DRAT... É = question mark. |
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16 Dec 10 - 11:56 AM (#3054819) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: katlaughing gnu, you give gnew meaning to keep your friends close...keep your enemas closer! |
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16 Dec 10 - 12:59 PM (#3054869) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: John MacKenzie Baited! So what's the hook? When is it time for it to be re-bated? |
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16 Dec 10 - 01:22 PM (#3054899) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: gnu Sorry, that should have been a baited breath. Never fails to reel in a pedant. As a fisherman, have you got any good pedant recipes John? |
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16 Dec 10 - 02:33 PM (#3054951) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: katlaughing I just spoke with Michael. He says Spaw should be coming home tomorrow! |
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16 Dec 10 - 02:33 PM (#3054952) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: John MacKenzie I'm not a pedant plucker, I'm a pedant plucker's son And I'm only plucking pedants, Till the pedant plucking's done. |
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16 Dec 10 - 07:20 PM (#3055174) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Janie Hurray! Thanks for the update, Kat. |
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16 Dec 10 - 07:23 PM (#3055178) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: gnu Home tomorrow! Great news! |
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16 Dec 10 - 07:42 PM (#3055190) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: katlaughing Janie...LOL...I read your posting as "Thanks for the UPGRADE!" Too much computer on the brain!**BG** |
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16 Dec 10 - 07:59 PM (#3055206) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Neil D Thanks Kat for keeping us posted. Spaw, so glad to hear you are recovering. Hope you feel much better by the time the holiday arrives so that you can enjoy it. Just rest and relax, and take good care of yourself. Christina and Neil |
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16 Dec 10 - 09:08 PM (#3055230) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Amos Gnu spoke correctly; he orders his pizzas with anchovies and it gives him baited breath. A |
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16 Dec 10 - 09:28 PM (#3055248) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: Little Hawk A worm on the tongue is worth two in the ground... |
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17 Dec 10 - 05:19 AM (#3055407) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: John MacKenzie Reminds me of my old friend Hal I Tosis, Amos |
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17 Dec 10 - 06:43 AM (#3055429) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: GUEST,Alan Whittle Welcome home! After your travails. |
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17 Dec 10 - 03:40 PM (#3055824) Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update) From: gnu NEW THREAD. DON'T POST HERE. |
