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22 Jul 10 - 08:07 PM (#2950238) Subject: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: olddude got the left workboot, can't find the right one. Looked in the closet, looked under the bed, look in the garage ... dang can't find it . Then I got to thinkin, maybe I loaded it to a mudcatter? yea that has to be it .. maybe that three legged man that Kendall is always singing about who was it? Pegleg something could have sent it off to bobster seeing how he needed one to kick his shootin neighbor in the butt with .. maybe I left it in one of them their computers I sent so yas could give it a big kick if it didn't start up in time ... any ideas? |
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22 Jul 10 - 08:16 PM (#2950247) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: olddude maybe I gave it to Spaw cause he is always saying he wants to kick someone in the nads when they say somethin stupid ... gotta think on it |
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22 Jul 10 - 08:35 PM (#2950264) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: Ebbie My brother once had a cabin in the mountains and kept it fairly well stocked for the periods of time when he'd go gold prospecting. On one trip he decided to leave his boots there for the next time so he hung them from the ceiling joist to keep the vermin out. A couple of weeks later he went to take down the immaculate boots - he found both of them almost completely full of pinecones. Check your ceiling joist, oddude. |
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22 Jul 10 - 08:38 PM (#2950267) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: Rapparee Don't you have a new grandkid or somethin'? |
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22 Jul 10 - 09:00 PM (#2950289) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: gnu Ebbie... pinecones... I LOVE it! Hehehehee. Death to the rats with bushy tails says I. They and their musk can make a stinkhole of a camp or house in jig time. Or, were the rodents making a statement about humans? >;-) |
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22 Jul 10 - 09:12 PM (#2950302) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: olddude My dog musta ate it he did |
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22 Jul 10 - 09:46 PM (#2950319) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: Gurney FEED THE BLOODY DOG, OD! If the poor tyke is that hungry.....you'd better lock the bedroom door. |
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22 Jul 10 - 10:23 PM (#2950334) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: olddude LOL!!!! |
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22 Jul 10 - 10:34 PM (#2950338) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: maeve Hmmm...It must be The Moon's Revenge, Dan. Perhaps if you get this book for your grandbabies you'll be forgiven and your boot will be returned to you. |
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22 Jul 10 - 10:47 PM (#2950339) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: mousethief Perhaps it drove away -- do you have a password on your boot drive? |
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22 Jul 10 - 11:14 PM (#2950355) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: Janie It is pro'ly in my closet. Hey, did you happen to find a white sandal while you were looking? |
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22 Jul 10 - 11:49 PM (#2950371) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: olddude I figured it out ... yes .. a beautiful supermodel is going to come to my door with my old claude hopper work shoe and say... the man this shoe fits will be my prince and live in my castle .. and boom the shoe will fit .... and I will wear it |
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23 Jul 10 - 12:09 AM (#2950381) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: open mike in the car "boot"? |
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23 Jul 10 - 12:21 AM (#2950386) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: frogprince We gotta put the shoe on Olddude, We gotta put it on somehow; Took his uncles and his aunts To get him in the pants And we gotta get the shoe on now, somehow, We gotta get the shoe on now! |
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23 Jul 10 - 02:22 AM (#2950417) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: Ebbie Put your shoes on, Dannie, you're a big boy now... |
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23 Jul 10 - 05:12 AM (#2950468) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: David C. Carter Have you tried looking on the end of your right leg? |
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23 Jul 10 - 05:20 AM (#2950470) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: maeve Dan is Cinderfella in disguise? |
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23 Jul 10 - 10:04 AM (#2950631) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: GUEST,Neil D Are sure you didn't sublet it to an old lady and her multitude of children. |
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23 Jul 10 - 11:14 AM (#2950681) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: maeve http://members.pioneer.net/~mchumor/00images/4895_skiing_cartoon.gif |
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23 Jul 10 - 11:47 AM (#2950693) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: Ed T Someone could have thrown it at a politician, while you were sleeping? |
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23 Jul 10 - 12:09 PM (#2950717) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: John MacKenzie That boot was made for walkin' And that's just what it did One of these days the other boot Is gonna join it, where it's hid. |
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23 Jul 10 - 02:11 PM (#2950821) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: gnu Right... which one left? |
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23 Jul 10 - 02:13 PM (#2950823) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: gnu Dan... as for the dearly departed, you can only pray for it's sole. |
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23 Jul 10 - 02:19 PM (#2950826) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: olddude LOL, its sole was pretty well worn also GNU ... where ever it is living I hope it has a happy life without me walking it through the pastures and woods all the time. Not to mention the things I have stepped it over the years |
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23 Jul 10 - 02:20 PM (#2950829) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: frogprince Some of you should lace up your tongues! Here Dan has admitted to the ordeal he's going through, and you're just being heels about it! |
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23 Jul 10 - 02:59 PM (#2950858) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: VirginiaTam this it? |
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23 Jul 10 - 03:22 PM (#2950869) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: VirginiaTam I suspect Nargles... |
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23 Jul 10 - 03:54 PM (#2950902) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: olddude Tam !!! Ya found it ... wow, it decided to go to the birds ... wow |
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23 Jul 10 - 06:08 PM (#2950981) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: Ed T Michael Jackson had the trademark one hand glove, when singing. Wjhat about a one shoe trademark? |
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23 Jul 10 - 06:10 PM (#2950983) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: olddude Ed, Ed you are on to something here. Just as long as I don't have to paint me toenails with glitter ... maybe just an old huntin sock or something .. yea ... that may work !!! |
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24 Jul 10 - 04:47 AM (#2951215) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: Tangledwood I reckon it might be here. |
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24 Jul 10 - 04:52 AM (#2951217) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: maeve or perhaps here. |
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24 Jul 10 - 05:34 AM (#2951225) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: John MacKenzie Shoe fly,don't bother me ♫♪ |
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24 Jul 10 - 11:12 AM (#2951372) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: frogprince I found my shoes this morning, but has anyone seen that thing my hat fits unto? |
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24 Jul 10 - 01:25 PM (#2951433) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: Rapparee Okay, Dan. Take it reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal easy. Pick up that thing which has one great big and two tubes attached. Keeping the zipper (or buttons) to the FRONT (that's the direction your face is when it's looking straight out from between your shoulders -- you might want to get help with this), carefully slide one leg into each tube. If the zipper (or buttons) end up in the back, start over and change the tubes you put your legs into. Now fasten the big opening closed (your body will be in the middle of it) and pull the zipper up (or button the buttons). Congratulations! You've put on your pants all by yourself! Practice this several times today and tomorrow we'll work on putting on your SHIRT! |
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24 Jul 10 - 02:08 PM (#2951453) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: Lizzie Cornish 1 It's in The Royal Albert Hall, Dan.....entertaining folks! :0) |
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24 Jul 10 - 02:27 PM (#2951461) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: gnu Rolf! Haven't seen him in years. Loved his TV show. |
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24 Jul 10 - 04:17 PM (#2951516) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: olddude Priceless !! |
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24 Jul 10 - 04:23 PM (#2951517) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: gnu Dan... Rolf Harris Check him out. Hilarious. |
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24 Jul 10 - 04:38 PM (#2951526) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: VirginiaTam Brilliant Lizzie |
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24 Jul 10 - 10:27 PM (#2951664) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: GUEST,leeneia I found it, olddude. A fierce, brutal and dangerous creature has appropriated it. http://video.yahoo.com/watch/1805112/5958369 |
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25 Jul 10 - 01:31 AM (#2951700) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity No I don't!!....and where's my dang computer??? GfS |
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25 Jul 10 - 01:38 AM (#2951702) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: Ebbie Dan, have you found your boot yet? If you think your home may have good spirits watching over it, try directing the question to them! Works for me. :) |
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25 Jul 10 - 07:10 AM (#2951773) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: wysiwyg Dan, 1. If it was not getting along well with its mate, it just went for a walk and will be back soon, cooler. Give it time. It may have gone back to its mother. It probably has not gone off with another shoe. 2. Yer OK as long as the SHOE is missing but not the FOOT. If that disappears onya, ya better get help quick. Unless-- refer to #1. ~Susan |
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25 Jul 10 - 07:44 AM (#2951785) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: John MacKenzie Somebody stole it to open their wine bottle with. |
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25 Jul 10 - 09:50 AM (#2951816) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: gnu John.... cool! |
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25 Jul 10 - 11:04 AM (#2951856) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: olddude Can't stop laughing these are priceless ... well I gave up. I think it divorced its mate and took off with a younger shoe .. I better get me another pair ... It didn't even leave a good bye note or anything ... But at least my car is still in the driveway and being how it was the boot I used for the gas and brake peddle I figure it knew how to drive .. must have walked it way out the door ... |
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25 Jul 10 - 11:41 AM (#2951873) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: Ebbie It stole a car, you think? |
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25 Jul 10 - 11:59 AM (#2951879) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: SINSULL Alas, Dan, I have a similar problem with shoes, keys, cat treats, earrings...invariably I find the missing offender where I first looked for it. Just read an article on why we can't see what is right in front of our faces. Lost it or I would copy you on it. Now go back to wherer you found the first boot and try again. See if my blue earrings are anywhere close by while you're at it. Mary |
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25 Jul 10 - 12:39 PM (#2951891) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: VirginiaTam I don't even know what kind of CAPTION to put on this. |
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25 Jul 10 - 12:42 PM (#2951892) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Ebbie: "It stole a car, you think?" I used to have a bumper sticker on the back of my car that read, " Where am I? Where's my car?" GfS |
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25 Jul 10 - 12:45 PM (#2951893) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Virginia Tam: "I don't even know what kind of CAPTION to put on this." Since 'olddude' has been taking Viagra for a few years now......maybe you found his shoe! GfS |
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25 Jul 10 - 05:08 PM (#2952052) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: WalkaboutsVerse The Isle of Man?... |
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25 Jul 10 - 07:32 PM (#2952129) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: Ed T Maybe you could do some one shoe Gumboot clogging? This one has Tom Connors, and kd Lang. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpNfmuplN_0 |
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25 Jul 10 - 08:38 PM (#2952161) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: olddude You found it Tam ... Yup .. better living through chemistry ..... LOL ya know what they say about guys with big feet :-) |
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25 Jul 10 - 08:39 PM (#2952162) Subject: RE: BS: anyone know where my shoe is? From: olddude the answer is ... we wear really big socks also .. now what were you folks thinking :-) |
