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BS: Cheney's Heart

01 Aug 10 - 11:02 AM (#2956125)
Subject: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: sandycreek

As we all know Dick Cheney (who we all know and love/hate) recent had heart problems...questions have arisen concerning the composite of Dick's heart...concrete? flesh? dark material? oil? crushed democrats? What thinks mudcatters...


01 Aug 10 - 11:11 AM (#2956128)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Bobert

Geeze... Didn't realize the creep actually had a heart??? Learn somethin' new every day...


01 Aug 10 - 11:43 AM (#2956138)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: GUEST,999

Well, I hope they hold the autopsy soon.


01 Aug 10 - 11:53 AM (#2956141)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: kendall

I think a necropsy is more in line.


01 Aug 10 - 11:54 AM (#2956143)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Ebbie

Did you read what they did to his heart this last time? He no longer has a pulse. His system is just like an old-fashioned heating system. Probably clanks when he wakes up.


01 Aug 10 - 11:55 AM (#2956145)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: olddude

Gun powder


01 Aug 10 - 12:29 PM (#2956158)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Amos

I believe he has to wear a bracelet to explain to medics why he has no pulse, in case they decide he is actually among the Undead.


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01 Aug 10 - 12:42 PM (#2956164)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: John on the Sunset Coast

This sick thread reminds me of the old radio program, 'Can You Top This?' At least they were funny. You may now continue.


01 Aug 10 - 12:53 PM (#2956166)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Greg F.

You're right, John, there's nothing the LEAST funny about that miserable prick bastard Cheney. This thread ain't half a sick as he is.


01 Aug 10 - 01:10 PM (#2956182)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: John on the Sunset Coast

Greg, in as much as Cheney was NOT the subject of my post, your response is a non sequitur. It says more about you than him. Your answer, by telling me I'm right, implies that I share your sentiments, which I do not.

One can only hope that if you ever suffer a debilitating or life threatening problem, folks who don't like you are a bit more charitable towards you.


01 Aug 10 - 01:51 PM (#2956196)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: olddude

Your point is well taken John, just couldn't resist ... sorry


01 Aug 10 - 01:58 PM (#2956201)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: kendall

I have no use for the bastard in life so why should I lament his possible death?


01 Aug 10 - 02:00 PM (#2956202)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: kendall

Old eastern philosophy, Your opinion of me is none of my business.


01 Aug 10 - 02:41 PM (#2956224)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: katlaughing

Considering how "hard-hearted" he has been, imo, it is not surprising he has had heart problems since he was only 37. His poor old heart must have a terrible time trying to open up and function well with the personality he exhibits.


01 Aug 10 - 02:59 PM (#2956236)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Bobert

I heard that this device could keep him going fir many years to come, Capt'n... Maybe he'll run for president in '12???


01 Aug 10 - 03:03 PM (#2956240)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: gnu

Or chief surfer-dude.


01 Aug 10 - 03:41 PM (#2956272)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Lox

If Cheney is sufferng from a lack of love and sympathy he could benefit from asking himself honestly why that is the case.

I think there is more sympathy for the suffering in the "sick jokes" in this thread than Cheney has shown in his entire life.

I think that laughing at Cheney is a pastime born from sympathy for those whose lives he has ground into the dirt.

So Cheneys heart is dysfunctional ...

... tell me something I didn't already know.


01 Aug 10 - 04:29 PM (#2956289)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: kendall

We reap what we sow.


01 Aug 10 - 05:03 PM (#2956309)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Richard Bridge

Well said Lox


02 Aug 10 - 09:19 AM (#2956653)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Greg F.

One can only hope that if you ever suffer a debilitating or life threatening problem, folks who don't like you are a bit more charitable towards you.

I'm sure that's a great comfort, John, to all those people whose lives Cheney has ruined or taken.

Your sympathy is misplaced.


02 Aug 10 - 11:42 AM (#2956739)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: kendall

When my time comes the last thing on my mind will be anyone who doesn't like me.


02 Aug 10 - 02:16 PM (#2956826)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Lox

"One can only hope that if you ever suffer a debilitating or life threatening problem, folks who don't like you are a bit more charitable towards you."

It strikes me that Cheney would have been one of those opposed to health care reform.

In which case:

One can only hope that if you ever suffer a debilitating or life threatening problem ... that you can afford to pay for a doctor for yourself cos Cheney sure as hell doesn't give a shit!


02 Aug 10 - 02:23 PM (#2956835)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: kendall

Mr. Cheney is about as popular as a wet dog at a wedding.


02 Aug 10 - 02:28 PM (#2956843)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: katlaughing

That maligns dogs, Kendall. More like an "ex-spouse" or a skunk even.:-)


02 Aug 10 - 02:39 PM (#2956858)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: gnu

My post is gone?

Kendall... indeed. It's their loss. Moreso than at present.


02 Aug 10 - 03:36 PM (#2956893)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Amergin

This begs the question....is Cheney's heart obsolete?


02 Aug 10 - 06:11 PM (#2956986)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Greg F.

Hey, leave of ragging on skunks.

I've always found them to be good natured & friendly, unless seriously threatened. They're more than willing to give humans the benefit of the doubt.

Which is a lot more than I can say for Dickhead Cheney.


02 Aug 10 - 06:33 PM (#2956999)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: Jack Campin

I was reminded of the ending of this:

http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Vathek/Vathek


03 Aug 10 - 03:02 PM (#2957465)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: GUEST,bankley

ugly and nasty....he's got the face that would sink 1000 ships

I said it before,,,,, I like Lon a whole lot better


03 Aug 10 - 04:14 PM (#2957511)
Subject: RE: BS: Cheney's Heart
From: mousethief

Unlike the Grinch, whose heart was also 3 sizes too small (and who was also a thief on a grand scale), Cheney has not yet had an epiphany.