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BS: Bong Hits for Amos!!!...

06 Aug 10 - 09:54 AM (#2959433)
Subject: BS: Bong Hits for Amos!!!...
From: Bobert

Well, well, well...

Latest Los Vegas odds on California voters approvin' a "refer"endum to legalize pot are 7-4 in favor... So, if ya'll thought that Amosafornia was the pot capital of the US before then just wait!!! Yep, word on the street is that they're have pot vending machine in the high schools and court buildings...

All I gotta say is...

...Cowabunga!!!


06 Aug 10 - 10:02 AM (#2959435)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Amos!!!...
From: Amos

Aw, Bobert, man, ya gotta get hip to the times. Last time I was a pot head was around 1967 I think...


06 Aug 10 - 10:14 AM (#2959441)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Amos!!!...
From: catspaw49

I don't think "Q" ever was. I haven't done much since about '75 or so but with the economy and all, I could really use more that a few hits.............................

Spaw


06 Aug 10 - 12:32 PM (#2959506)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Amos!!!...
From: Bobert

Man, if you can't remember when you were a pot head then me thinks that you just might still be tokin' in the closet... I mean, 2010 minus 1967 = enough time fir yer memory to have returned to ya so...

...think we're gonna need a little pee in this here plastic cup, por favor...

B~


06 Aug 10 - 12:36 PM (#2959512)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Amos!!!...
From: GUEST,Mrr at her mom's

Dig it!


06 Aug 10 - 12:37 PM (#2959514)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Amos!!!...
From: GUEST,999

I have never smoked marijuana and I never will, but a friend of mine did and he told me all about it.


Intro from the book and album, both entitled ``A Child`s Garden of Grass.``


06 Aug 10 - 12:40 PM (#2959516)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Amos!!!...
From: frogprince

How many cups of pee does that make that Bobert has collected around here recently? What is he actually doing with that stuff??


06 Aug 10 - 12:50 PM (#2959527)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Amos!!!...
From: Little Hawk

Using it to clear up his athlete's foot, of course...what did you think?


06 Aug 10 - 01:51 PM (#2959567)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Amos!!!...
From: gnu

So what's new?

Smoke... waaaaay up in Alaska...


06 Aug 10 - 01:56 PM (#2959573)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Amos!!!...
From: Bobert

Don't the grow lights melt the igloos, gnzer???


06 Aug 10 - 02:05 PM (#2959580)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Amos!!!...
From: gnu

Ask Ebbie. Maybe she uses LEDs. They consume a lot less power, too, so the power company can't rat ya out to the cops. Better growing through modern technology.


06 Aug 10 - 02:25 PM (#2959592)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Amos!!!...
From: Genie

Nah, Hawk, Bobert's prolly storin' up all them UA samples jes' in case he trips over one o' them dead jellyfish on the beach.


06 Aug 10 - 03:11 PM (#2959626)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Amos!!!...
From: Bobert

That stuff good fir jellyfish stings, too???


06 Aug 10 - 03:26 PM (#2959640)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Amos!!!...
From: gnu

Yessiree, Bobert. A number 1 (oun intended). And, if ya piss around yer property, it'll let the bears know ya mean business (ditto). Not much good fer bear bites, tho. Kinda like pissin in the wind.


06 Aug 10 - 03:31 PM (#2959644)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Amos!!!...
From: Amos

Or in case he needs to apply for a job somewhere...


06 Aug 10 - 03:49 PM (#2959660)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Amos!!!...
From: GUEST,999

gnu`s correct. When I lived in downtown Edmonton, I used to piss around the block and there were never any bears or wolves seen around that part of the city. fyi.


06 Aug 10 - 04:08 PM (#2959667)
Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for Amos!!!...
From: PoppaGator

So, Amos disavows any current interest in cannabis. Well, as my father used to say when I passed on the brussels sprouts, "All the more for the rest of us."

If bong hits are to be distributed, could we at least reserve them for those who would truly appreciate the gesture? (Hint, hint...)