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18 Aug 10 - 11:20 PM (#2968349) Subject: Million Dollar Toilet From: Amergin Have a million dollars just lying around, and not sure what to spend it on? why not a used toilet? That's right, kids, for just a million dollars and an ebay account you can wow all your friends with the ownership of a used toilet? Now you may ask yourself what could be so special about a toilet, to cost a million bucks...does it surf the net, play video games, chess, or even wipe your ass for you? Well, no. Well, then what's so special about it? Well this toilet was owned and used by JD Salinger and if you listen and smell closely you may even hear the ruptures of gas and smell the ghostly remains of the shit that once graced this bowl. For interested buyers the link is here. |
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18 Aug 10 - 11:22 PM (#2968350) Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet From: Amergin |
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19 Aug 10 - 12:21 AM (#2968360) Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet From: Genie Milion-Dollar Potty Tune: Million-Dollar Baby Parody lyrics by Genie It was a throne to match my shower, And Salinger owned it before, I found a million-dollar potty At the online e-Bay store. The smell continues with some power, And grunts are heard there near the floor Around the million-dollar potty That ol' JD used before. He was writing novels And when he had to go, He'd keep writing novels As inspiration flowed. If you should need to use my toilet Just step inside my bathroom door And smell my million-dollar potty From the online eBay store. |
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19 Aug 10 - 12:55 AM (#2968366) Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet From: mousethief Hey are we going to have two song challenges going on at the same time? You're on my turf, dude. |
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19 Aug 10 - 12:56 AM (#2968367) Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet From: mousethief Besides, that one was already done. |
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19 Aug 10 - 01:04 AM (#2968369) Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet From: Genie Well, close, Alex, but no cigar. It's a different toilet, not Salinger's. *g* Anyway, maybe Mudcatters can multitask enough to deal with 2 Song Challenges at once? Dunno. |
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19 Aug 10 - 01:31 AM (#2968375) Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet From: mousethief It's also a matter of cataloguing and keeping track and stuff. But whatever. |
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19 Aug 10 - 01:55 AM (#2968376) Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet From: Genie OK, I see. But what do we do about it? Table this one till the earlier one has had longer to get entries? |
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19 Aug 10 - 03:10 AM (#2968391) Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet From: mousethief I dunno. It also has to do with what Amergin wants to do, and he's been quiet (maybe he's asleep in his part of the planet -- real-time online communications across the globe can mess up your sense of time!). I've been doing the SONG CHALLENGE! 2.0 threads on Sunday night/Monday morning. We're on week 2. I'd be happy to use this story for week 3. We could put it together with the older story as a two-fer! Two crappers for the price of one. |
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19 Aug 10 - 08:05 PM (#2968990) Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet From: Charley Noble I'd have to reread all the Salinger novels to do this one justice and I'm pressed for time. But what would Franny and Zooey come up with? Inquiring minds want to know! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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21 Aug 10 - 03:33 PM (#2970166) Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet From: Amergin You know, I saw this as a fun thing to do....but as usual some fucking asshole comes along and ruins it. |
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21 Aug 10 - 03:57 PM (#2970178) Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet From: Bill D You're on my turf, dude. That's not the way we do things around here... ...some fucking asshole That's not either.... |
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22 Aug 10 - 12:29 PM (#2970502) Subject: RE: Song Challenge-Million Dollar Toilet From: McGrath of Harlow It is actually, all too often. But it's a good idea to wait till the other singer has finished before leunching into a fresh song. |