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26 Aug 10 - 05:23 PM (#2973532) Subject: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know From: gnu When using a microphone headset with a foam ball distortion damper, always flip the mic up above eye level before lighting a smoke. |
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26 Aug 10 - 05:29 PM (#2973536) Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know From: gnu Never read a post from Spaw until you have swallowed your tea, coffee... |
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26 Aug 10 - 06:37 PM (#2973577) Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know From: Q (Frank Staplin) And Tylenol. Sp.? |
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26 Aug 10 - 07:58 PM (#2973620) Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know From: Bill D Don't fill the cup too full when setting it in that handy slide-out cup holder. |
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26 Aug 10 - 09:02 PM (#2973667) Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know From: Ed T Be careful when applying white-out. Also, beware of the early warning signes in filr brlow: http://www.studio42.info/epilepsy.shtml |
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26 Aug 10 - 09:04 PM (#2973673) Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know From: Rapparee Don't spill the super-glue into your keyboard. Unplug all the cords before moving the computer. |
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27 Aug 10 - 08:23 AM (#2973904) Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know From: Becca72 When the little man tells you that you have mail, don't bother going outside to check - he's never right. |
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27 Aug 10 - 09:05 AM (#2973929) Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know From: VirginiaTam Always put on your sense of humour before turning on the Mudcat interface. I keep forgetting that one. |
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27 Aug 10 - 09:53 AM (#2973956) Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know From: Seaking Check where the dog is after you've logged off and just before you push the chair back to stand up.. |
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27 Aug 10 - 10:09 AM (#2973962) Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know From: Rapparee It's useful to have spare parts, like a new keyboard, handy. |
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27 Aug 10 - 07:19 PM (#2974306) Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity When signing off from Mudcat Forum, don't use the screen for toilet paper. GfS |
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27 Aug 10 - 07:33 PM (#2974309) Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know From: gnu GfS... ahhhh... ???... huh? |
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27 Aug 10 - 07:47 PM (#2974314) Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know From: Amergin Gnu, maybe GFS likes sticking things up his ass? |
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27 Aug 10 - 09:41 PM (#2974359) Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know From: Rapparee Don't stick a USB cable into one or more of your bodily orifices. The technology hasn't advanced that far yet. |
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27 Aug 10 - 11:18 PM (#2974385) Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know From: LadyJean Cat+Keyboard=Disaster. |
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27 Aug 10 - 11:53 PM (#2974396) Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know From: Amergin Beer+laptop=new laptop. |
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28 Aug 10 - 12:13 AM (#2974402) Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know From: Bill D "Don't stick a USB cable into one or more of your bodily orifices. The technology hasn't advanced that far yet." Indeed! Parallel port only! |
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28 Aug 10 - 11:19 PM (#2974941) Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Amergin: "Gnu, maybe GFS likes sticking things up his ass?" Naw...Just thought with the 'educated opinions' coming in so quick and fast, I thought some racing stripes would be appropriate! GfS |
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29 Aug 10 - 09:26 AM (#2975130) Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know From: olddude When the message says strike any key when read appears do not use a hammer |
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29 Aug 10 - 01:40 PM (#2975275) Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know From: gnu A hammer? No! A sledge hammer. I have a 20 pounder for driving fenceposts. It'll even take out a Mac. |
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29 Aug 10 - 04:31 PM (#2975388) Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know From: Amergin Do not open any 9/11 crackpot conspiracy theory threads.... |
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29 Aug 10 - 08:28 PM (#2975509) Subject: RE: BS: Some computer safety tips I didn't know From: The Fooles Troupe I know a guy who cut out the word "Any" from a magazine and glued it to the Enter key, cause he got tired of his wife asking him did it matter what key she pressed. She was happy with the addition to the keyboard. |