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BS: Romania Rejects Tax on Witches

09 Sep 10 - 12:33 PM (#2983213)
Subject: BS: Romania Rejects Tax on Witches
From: Goose Gander

Romania Rejects Tax on Witches

Comments?


09 Sep 10 - 12:38 PM (#2983217)
Subject: RE: BS: Romania Rejects Tax on Witches
From: catspaw49

Maybe they're hoping to make it up on the increase to 24% on prostitutes!

Spaw


09 Sep 10 - 01:57 PM (#2983280)
Subject: RE: BS: Romania Rejects Tax on Witches
From: VirginiaTam

"drafted a law where witches and fortune tellers would have to produce receipts, and would also be held liable for wrong predictions"

Like bankers are liable for wrong predictions? Perhaps if we hadn't taxed bankers, they would not have cursed us?


09 Sep 10 - 02:05 PM (#2983286)
Subject: RE: BS: Romania Rejects Tax on Witches
From: mousethief

You only need to track outcome if it's a Value Added Tax, to be sure value was added. Otherwise straight sales tax should do.


09 Sep 10 - 02:34 PM (#2983314)
Subject: RE: BS: Romania Rejects Tax on Witches
From: Sorcha

Define 'witch'


09 Sep 10 - 04:35 PM (#2983420)
Subject: RE: BS: Romania Rejects Tax on Witches
From: Paul Burke

Wot?


09 Sep 10 - 04:51 PM (#2983427)
Subject: RE: BS: Romania Rejects Tax on Witches
From: VirginiaTam

wart!


09 Sep 10 - 05:46 PM (#2983462)
Subject: RE: BS: Romania Rejects Tax on Witches
From: mousethief

Define 'witch'

Persons who weigh the same as a duck.


09 Sep 10 - 06:06 PM (#2983476)
Subject: RE: BS: Romania Rejects Tax on Witches
From: Greg F.

Well, maybe they can agree to pass a tax on Vampires instead.


09 Sep 10 - 07:40 PM (#2983529)
Subject: RE: BS: Romania Rejects Tax on Witches
From: mousethief

Sparkly ones, or real ones?


10 Sep 10 - 12:17 AM (#2983669)
Subject: RE: BS: Romania Rejects Tax on Witches
From: LadyJean

Where would the undead get money?


10 Sep 10 - 12:23 AM (#2983674)
Subject: RE: BS: Romania Rejects Tax on Witches
From: katlaughing

Rather they should tax garlic and stakes.


10 Sep 10 - 01:46 AM (#2983701)
Subject: RE: BS: Romania Rejects Tax on Witches
From: Ernest

Vampires could just collect the interest that has summed up from the days they were living.....

....that is, if they haven`t exchanged it for an account at the blood bank.....


10 Sep 10 - 05:53 AM (#2983786)
Subject: RE: BS: Romania Rejects Tax on Witches
From: gnu

That's cold... cold as a witch's...


10 Sep 10 - 10:46 AM (#2983925)
Subject: RE: BS: Romania Rejects Tax on Witches
From: John on the Sunset Coast

So much for a prime revenue source. They could have cut their deficit by tens of Lei (the Romanian currency) annually.


10 Sep 10 - 12:04 PM (#2983985)
Subject: RE: BS: Romania Rejects Tax on Witches
From: katlaughing

gnu, and how would you know how cold that is?:-)


10 Sep 10 - 01:02 PM (#2984023)
Subject: RE: BS: Romania Rejects Tax on Witches
From: Little Hawk

The undead don't need money. They simply take whatever they require and they have hunchbacked, one-eyed servants to do the mundane work, like cleaning the castle.