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BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...

06 Oct 10 - 10:08 PM (#3001483)
Subject: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: Bobert

I donno??? Think it's like "autumnal dementia" creepin' up on me as the days get shorter... Get ol' hillbilly kinda weepy... So what's a guy to do but...

...start yet another "Bobert Loves Mudwomenz" thread... I looked fir the last one but couldn't find it...

(Maybe ya' didn't write one, Boberdz???)

Okay, maybe I didn't but...

..no matter...

...'cause I loves all ya'll Mudwomenz... Sho nuff do...

B:-}


06 Oct 10 - 10:28 PM (#3001499)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: olddude

bobster ahh a 357 is a pretty powerful shootin iron my friend ahh ya may do better with chocolate and roses


06 Oct 10 - 10:42 PM (#3001504)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: Bobert

Yeah, ol'ster...

But ya see, 357 is also also Christmas...

B~


06 Oct 10 - 11:25 PM (#3001517)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: Janie

Merry Christmas, Beaubear.


07 Oct 10 - 12:03 AM (#3001529)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: Stilly River Sage

Most of us love you back, Bobert. :)


07 Oct 10 - 12:30 AM (#3001537)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: GUEST,Ebbie, housesitting

We all love the Beaubear.


07 Oct 10 - 12:48 AM (#3001545)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: Slag

You Golem-izer!


07 Oct 10 - 01:05 AM (#3001553)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: JennieG

Of course we do, Ebbie!

Cheers
JennieG


07 Oct 10 - 08:24 AM (#3001593)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: Bobert

Hey, it's okay not to love the Bobert back... He can be a complete pain in the ass sometimes...

B~


07 Oct 10 - 08:34 AM (#3001597)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: John MacKenzie

Hmmmmmmmm


07 Oct 10 - 09:04 AM (#3001621)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: jacqui.c

He's a really cute pain in the ass though.......


07 Oct 10 - 09:39 AM (#3001651)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: Sandra in Sydney

& wonderfully talented, too

sandra


07 Oct 10 - 11:21 AM (#3001724)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: Bill D

What's not to love about Mudwomenz


07 Oct 10 - 11:32 AM (#3001733)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: frogprince

"But ya see, 357 is also also Christmas..."

Does everyone else understand what'nheck that's supposed to mean?

Bill, where did you find a picture of women with that much mud on, who had clothes on too?


07 Oct 10 - 11:33 AM (#3001736)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Bobert: "Hey, it's okay not to love the Bobert back... He can be a complete pain in the ass sometimes..."

SOMETIMES????????????????????!!


Wink,
GfS


07 Oct 10 - 12:12 PM (#3001765)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: Amos

Bobert:

What the hey, buddy? You on a recruitment drive here? 'Ware the shillelaghs , man.

A


07 Oct 10 - 01:15 PM (#3001828)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: SINSULL

Bobert is a sweetie. Almost Kendall competition and certainly deserving of his own groupies.


07 Oct 10 - 02:45 PM (#3001913)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: Little Robyn

Is he cute?
I found his picture here.
Am I dreaming or are you trying to play a chord behind the capo???
Love back at ya Bobert.
Robyn


07 Oct 10 - 02:48 PM (#3001915)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: Amos

Robyn:

Bobert has a long track record of being, shall we say, contrary minded.   If he wants to play a chord on the third fret he doesn't expect any damn capo on the fourth to argy with him...



A


07 Oct 10 - 03:23 PM (#3001944)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: John MacKenzie

Bottle neck?

On his finger that is!


07 Oct 10 - 04:59 PM (#3002023)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: gnu

Froggy... ditto on the Xmas thing. And, as far as the mudders, at least you can't see the piercings and tattoos, which I would assume they have. Why on God's green earth would.....


07 Oct 10 - 05:13 PM (#3002026)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: My guru always said

Sending hugs to Bobert from across the pond!


07 Oct 10 - 05:35 PM (#3002043)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: Slag

On the 357th day of the year, you open a magnum of champagne and sing Merry Christmas!


07 Oct 10 - 06:37 PM (#3002087)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: Bobert

Thanks, Slag... I thought it was obvious but...

Yeah, that is a slide (bottleneck)...

And Merry Chistmas to everyone, too...

B~


07 Oct 10 - 06:44 PM (#3002096)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: Bill D

frogprince... I had to sort thru quite a list of pics to find one that was fairly tame.


07 Oct 10 - 07:28 PM (#3002119)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: Amos

Bobert's Mudwimminz Dream Number 793.


I ain't goin' back for no more, either!


A


07 Oct 10 - 07:37 PM (#3002123)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: Bobert

Yazzir.... Shake them money makers... Good God Allmighty!!!

Whew...


07 Oct 10 - 09:36 PM (#3002176)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: Bobert

But, ahhhhh, hey... Ol' hillbilly don't discriminate here... I mean, so ya got different DNA and yer money maker fit in a size 8??? I mean, that's okay with me... Really, I loves ya anyway... I mean, look at poor underfed KT... Poor gal has to run around in the shower to get wet... Does that mean that I don't loves her??? Heck no, it don't... Heck, the P-Vine ain't got lotta money maker to her bones neither... But I loves 'um anyway...

Okay, gotta draw the line when it comes to Floozies... I mean, it's a Mississippi blues thing that ya' can only unnerstand if you played or been in a real juke joint like "Wild Bill's" of "Junior Kimbrough's" juke joints where big womenz is definately helf in, ahhhhh, highest esteme...

But thems is juke joint stuff which is differenter than Mudburg where all the womenz is beautiful and sexy and nice and purdy and smart and, and the list goes on... And on...

That's why I am glad to have found this joint... It's like the Babe capital of cyberworld...

B~


07 Oct 10 - 10:14 PM (#3002186)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: olddude

naw you are all wrong, what my brother Bobster here really wants
is her


07 Oct 10 - 10:26 PM (#3002188)
Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Loves All Mudwomenz, #357...
From: Bobert

Well, ol'ster... The Bible says that lustin' is a sin but then again Jesus died for our sins so, ahhhhhh, yeah, the ol' gal looks purdy good...

But ya' see, I got this problem... I dated a girl in high school, Diane Willson (yeah, 2 l's) who looked one heck of a lot like what I reckon Ms. Sarah looked like when she was 17... Fond memories...

But Ms. Sarah gonna have to weep her purdy self to sleep tonight 'cause ol' hillbilly happily in love with the P-Vine...

(not to mention all these Mudwomenz...)

B~