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31 Oct 10 - 01:09 PM (#3020067) Subject: Kendall went off half cocked From: kendall Since I criticized Joe in public I feel that I must apologize in public. Going back to the Closing the BS thread, I mis-read what he posted and I thought I saw the handwriting on the wall. I would hate to see the BS section closed because I find it amusing and informative. There are, however, certain malcontents who have to come here to "Foul the footpath" with endless name calling that begets more name calling. I wouldn't blame him if he did close it, but I just wanted to call attention to the threat. I was wrong to start that thread, Joe, and if you've a mind to you may delete the whole thing. I have a few flaws but being right all the time is not one of them. |
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31 Oct 10 - 01:10 PM (#3020068) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: kendall Damn, will someone put this where it belongs? |
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31 Oct 10 - 01:15 PM (#3020073) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: BusyBee Paul LOL! That title made my day - what a picture that painted! And due respect to Kendall for doing the right thing. |
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31 Oct 10 - 01:20 PM (#3020077) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Charley Noble Kendall- You may "not be right all the time" but I certainly respect your right to say so! That may not make any sense... Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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31 Oct 10 - 01:20 PM (#3020078) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: kendall I have no problem admitting I'm wrong, when I'm wrong. I'm still a better man than most of the women I know. |
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31 Oct 10 - 01:23 PM (#3020081) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: gnu I do the same thing, Kendall... just more often. |
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31 Oct 10 - 01:29 PM (#3020085) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: McGrath of Harlow It strikes me there can be just as much nastiness in the music section at times as anything that crops up below stairs. Which isn't actually a great deal most of the time and most of the threads. |
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31 Oct 10 - 01:33 PM (#3020091) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Mark Ross The title of this thread brought to mind the image of an over-enthusiastic moihel. Mark Ross |
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31 Oct 10 - 01:40 PM (#3020095) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: kendall Oy vey That's bad! |
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31 Oct 10 - 01:42 PM (#3020097) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: C-flat Nicely done Kendall. I'm pretty well known for only opening my mouth to enable me to change feet. C-flat |
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31 Oct 10 - 01:43 PM (#3020099) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: kendall I remind myself of Chicken Little who cries, "The sky is falling" |
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31 Oct 10 - 02:18 PM (#3020127) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: John MacKenzie Isn't it? |
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31 Oct 10 - 03:07 PM (#3020172) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: MikeL2 hi kendall Like you I will always admit when I am wrong but as yet I have never had to do it....lol Hope things are going well for you both. Kind Regards MikeL2 |
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31 Oct 10 - 03:10 PM (#3020173) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: VirginiaTam if a man says something in the forest and there are no women there to hear it... is he still wrong? |
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31 Oct 10 - 03:14 PM (#3020175) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Arthur_itus Now there was me thinking that you had a throat operation Kendall, not a cock operation. No wonder you need to ask for somebody to put it where it belongs :-) |
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31 Oct 10 - 03:14 PM (#3020176) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: josepp ///if a man says something in the forest and there are no women there to hear it... is he still wrong?/// The bigger question is does he still have to apologize like a madman? |
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31 Oct 10 - 03:19 PM (#3020184) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: gnu Chicken Little? You ain't no chicken me ol' cock. |
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31 Oct 10 - 04:09 PM (#3020216) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: kendall In the movie, Hondo, John Wayne's character told a young man, "Don't apologize, it's a sign of weakness." Yo me it's a sign of arrogance. |
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31 Oct 10 - 04:44 PM (#3020247) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Little Hawk Yeah, John Wayne could not have been wronger about that. He should apologize! ;-) |
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31 Oct 10 - 05:09 PM (#3020260) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Ed T Even at "half cocked", I suspect Kendall could rapidly be "fully cocked", if needed to go off to combat. Even at "half package", 'tis possible he may still be better than the average mudcatter, given its mixed nature. |
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31 Oct 10 - 05:17 PM (#3020264) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: SINSULL What a disappointment. I had visions of sweaty sex and harlots and who knows what. Or at least one dead intruder. Instead Joe gets and apology. SIGH Well done, Captain. |
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31 Oct 10 - 05:24 PM (#3020269) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Slag "Why did summer pass so quickly? Was it something that I said? |
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31 Oct 10 - 06:12 PM (#3020306) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Ed T My cock doesn't talk politics. ~Stephal Sachs I once knew a woman who offered her honor So I honored her offer And all night long I was on her and off her. ~Author Unknown The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on. ~Author Unknown The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating. ~Unknown psychology professor in neuropsychology course Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa. ~Dorothy Parker |
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31 Oct 10 - 09:19 PM (#3020408) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Rapparee It takes someone wholly human to apologize. |
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31 Oct 10 - 09:21 PM (#3020409) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Rapparee Oh, yeah. Kendall, you'd better get that half cock fixed. A good gunsmith should be able to fix it right quick. If you don't you might shoot one of your remaining toes off. |
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31 Oct 10 - 09:59 PM (#3020420) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Bill D ...sheesh...WHY must "half-cocked" be treated like a smarmy joke? It is a well-traveled expression with clear & meaningful relevance. I was feeling gay today until this queer perversion of a common expression was perpetrated. (Now, let Google play with THAT one!) |
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31 Oct 10 - 10:10 PM (#3020426) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: DonMeixner I know the feeling Kendall, except I don't have to wonder when I'm wrong. Cindy tells me. Over and over again. Don |
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31 Oct 10 - 10:27 PM (#3020437) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Rapparee Bill D., please explain what "half-cocked" means to you. I know what it means to me...and it's dangerous when literal. |
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31 Oct 10 - 10:43 PM (#3020444) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Bill D It refers to a condition of older firearms and the danger when they are mis-handled, sometimes leading to accidental discharge...(I hope that's close...I did not Google it) Therefore the expression refers to humans "shooting off their mouth" or responding to a situation with inadequate information....and I'm sure that is what Kendall meant, being proficient in firearms himself. I just hate to see every use of 'cock', whether in firearms or fowl, made into a naught pun....it reduces the effect of GOOD puns and wordplay on the subject. |
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31 Oct 10 - 10:46 PM (#3020445) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Bill D (I 'think' it refers to a hammer of a revolver being partially cocked, and thus not fully safe when tucked into a belt or holster..) Now I will see if my memory and understanding are close as the experts correct me.. ☺ |
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31 Oct 10 - 10:52 PM (#3020448) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: frogprince On guns like my father's old 12 gauge, which has been on a wall rack unfired for over 3o years now, you could pull the hammer halfway back and it would lock there; that was what passed for a "safety". Either that type of feature was never entirely reliable, or it could become unreliable with wear, allowing a gun to "go off half cocked". |
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31 Oct 10 - 10:59 PM (#3020452) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: frogprince Bill's explanation might be just as good; didn't see it before I clicked. |
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01 Nov 10 - 12:00 AM (#3020472) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Janie I've been off in La-La land (otherwise known as putting out "brushfires" in a typical 3-d life, and so have no idea which thread to which you are referring. Which is fine, since this one is light hearted and cheery and is just what I need for a quick break. Keep it up, luv, and you never have to worry about going off half cocked:>) Oops, the witching hour is upon us. To bed! |
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01 Nov 10 - 01:57 AM (#3020494) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Donuel So if you put a half cocked gun into your waistband and it goes off you could become half cocked. And when a half cock goes off it could shoot half sperm. and ad infinitum into the black hole of fractal nonsense. zzzzzzzzzz |
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01 Nov 10 - 03:19 AM (#3020533) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: VirginiaTam half-cocked? what? no viagra jokes? |
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01 Nov 10 - 05:29 AM (#3020570) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: John MacKenzie Reminds me of the guy who went to a sex therapy clinic in an attempt to cure his premature ejaculation problem. After he'd been there 3 days, his wife phoned to see how he was getting along. When she asked the nurse how he was, she said "It's still touch and go, I'm afraid" |
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01 Nov 10 - 08:25 AM (#3020644) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: kendall The old flintlock muskets, rifles and fowling pieces (shotguns) were built in such a way as to require the shooter to pull the hammer back before it could be loaded. The hammer was in the way of the frizzin. A weapon in good condition could not be fired if it was half cocked. As they wore out they sometimes went off half cocked. Cocked simply means the hammer is back and ready to fire. You would not want to go around with your hammer way back unless you wanted a sex change and couldn't afford a doctor. |
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01 Nov 10 - 11:07 AM (#3020753) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Rapparee Which also led to the expression "A flash in the pan." When a flintlock was loaded (drop powder and a ball, preferably wadded, down the muzzle and ram it home; put the flint cock to half-cock, pull the frizzen all the way forward, load the pan with powder, lower the frizzen to cover the pan and powder) and the powder in the pan flashed but did not set off the main charge in the gun, you had a "flash in the pan" -- all smoke and fire, signifying nothing (like some politicians). This was quite annoying, whether at a target shoot or hunting or trying to save your life. |
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01 Nov 10 - 12:51 PM (#3020835) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Bill D Well, at least I had the right general idea of the firearms origins. ...and I STILL retain my opinion about making a sexual reference every time certain words appear, no matter what the context. Maybe I'll call it my cock-a-doodle-DON'T rule. |
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01 Nov 10 - 01:09 PM (#3020847) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: GUEST,Songbob "Half-cock" on older firearms was a sort of unsafe 'safety.' If you put the pistol at uncocked, the hammer rested on the primer cap, so that a small knock could fire that shot. To prevent this, it was common to use an empty cylinder, but that reduced your six-shooter to a five-shooter. So some used the half-cock position over a live cylinder. To properly fire a single-action pistol, the hammer was supposed to be pulled back to fully cocked position, at which time, it took a trigger pull to fire it. But a half-cocked pistol could be fired if the hammer caught on something and the hammer went past half but not all the way to full-cock. That in-between position had no means of keeping from firing -- the trigger did not need to be engaged if you started at half-cock and brushed the hammer back a bit. An accident waiting to happen, for sure. As well, if someone expected to soon use their pistol, they might load all cylinders (no telling when you need that sixth shot -- do you feel lucky, punk?), and go off half-cocked, ready to pull and fire. So 'half-cocked' also referred to 'looking for trouble and ready to find it,' as it were. A double problem, then, is the half-cocked pistol -- a dangerous instrument in the hands of a dangerous and possibly unstable person. Bob |
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01 Nov 10 - 01:20 PM (#3020858) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: John MacKenzie Cock-up |
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01 Nov 10 - 01:33 PM (#3020879) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: gnu Can you go off half Glocked? Shall we move on to repeeters? |
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01 Nov 10 - 01:35 PM (#3020881) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Bill D **groan** |
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01 Nov 10 - 01:42 PM (#3020888) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Stu Good man Kendall. I have a tendency to become a little aerated sometimes and thrash out a post and hit send only to feel a right fool afterwards, but do try to admit I'm wrong if I am. |
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01 Nov 10 - 01:48 PM (#3020891) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: gnu Hey Bill... I'll never grow up... it's my Peter Pun syndrome eh? |
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01 Nov 10 - 02:13 PM (#3020916) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Rapparee I have two single-action revolvers. There are (and were) four cocking positions, only two of which meant anything: half and full cock. You have to put both percussion and fixed cartridge revolvers at half-cock to load them. Otherwise the cylinder won't rotate. Even with today's safeties (a small bar prevents the hammer from hitting the firing pin) it is still recommended that 1) you don't depend on the safety (on any firearm!), 2) you don't depend upon half-cock as a safety, and 3) you load 1, skip 1, and load 4 in a six-cartridge revolver, so that the hammer, even when the safety is on, rests on an empty chamber. As a gunsmith once said to me, "Don't trust anything mechanical. Be safe! |
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01 Nov 10 - 02:27 PM (#3020937) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Bill D "...it's my Peter Pun syndrome eh?" Not wanting to stifle your creativity, I therefore present a Dicktionary of euphemisims. |
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01 Nov 10 - 02:32 PM (#3020944) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Ed T OK Who is shooting blanks? |
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01 Nov 10 - 02:43 PM (#3020952) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: olddude Similar to doing a Half Cocked on a wheel gun is the hammer down on a .45 colt. Many people (including police and former military) don't like the full cocked and locked position so they will rest the hammer by lowering it down on a live cartridge. Yea .. I go nuts when I see this ... drop the firearm and bam it goes off. They just bypassed all the safety mechanisms that worked for 95 years without fail. |
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01 Nov 10 - 02:49 PM (#3020956) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Mrrzy Well said, kendall. |
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01 Nov 10 - 02:51 PM (#3020957) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: gnu When I was a teen, I once unloaded a 22 semi and pulled the trigger with the gun pointed directly into a mound of rotten logs and dirt. Bang. My old man, a small arms expert in the RCAF, was sitting with a cup of tea about 5 feet away. He said, "Here, let me see that." I sheepishly passed it to him and he put it in the trunk of the car and never said a word.... nor did I. |
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01 Nov 10 - 02:54 PM (#3020962) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Bobert Half cocked, quarter cocked or the entire thing, don't much matter to me, Captn, 'cause yer alright in my book and no matter what percentage it is, jacgui ain't left ya' so ya must be doin' something right... And just rember this: Ain't the length of the pencil but how you write... B~ |
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01 Nov 10 - 07:22 PM (#3021193) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: catspaw49 Got some pretty half-baked ideas on this thread......and a few that are completely baked. Sorry Bill, I can make damn near anything into a sexual reference....LOL........I remember Steve Allen said that almost anything in the right context becomes sexual. One night he called "Big A" cleaners and asked what it would cost to clean his Big A. Another night he asked someone, "How's your Bruce?" and within days Bruce was being used for penis along with Dick, Peter, Johnson, Willie, John Thomas, etc. Spaw |
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01 Nov 10 - 07:32 PM (#3021200) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: gnu Oh... I gotta... yeah, I know, "again"... A Newfie buddy of mine always greeted with, "Whot yee got in yer mout me old cock?" Perfectly acceptable and not at all. Mostly not. As he always laughed when he uttered it. |
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01 Nov 10 - 10:11 PM (#3021282) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Bill D "...Steve Allen said that almost anything in the right context becomes sexual." "When properly viewed, everything's lewd" "..I can make damn near anything into a sexual reference....LOL.." Yep, 'spaw...I'll bet you can. Doesn't mean it's a good idea. It defines personality, not humor....*I* can see a lot of opportunities to twist a remark into a ribald joke...and I sometimes do. I just 'try' not to give in to every impulse. Some of my favorite jokes and one-liners are sexual-based....but perhaps not when the Queen is at dinner. Just me...as you is just you. *shrug* |
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01 Nov 10 - 10:12 PM (#3021283) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Bill D Yeah, I'm arguing for restraint... ☺ Doesn't mean I expect it.... |
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01 Nov 10 - 10:17 PM (#3021284) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Rapparee As in everything else, I try to be moderate in my restraint. |
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01 Nov 10 - 10:31 PM (#3021289) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: catspaw49 Or perhaps just moderately restrain my moderation..............your turn. Spaw |
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01 Nov 10 - 10:45 PM (#3021297) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Ed T Half,cockerel? Or, Half Capon? |
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01 Nov 10 - 10:52 PM (#3021301) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Rapparee I even do excess in moderation -- and vice-versa. |
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02 Nov 10 - 03:09 AM (#3021366) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: open mike i thought a flash in the pan was a term describing gold panning...when you had a nugget or flake that sparkled in the sand in your gold pan. |
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02 Nov 10 - 09:15 AM (#3021531) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: catspaw49 I sometimes restrain excessive moderation and always moderate excessive restraint. Back atcha' Rap.............. Spaw |
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02 Nov 10 - 09:23 AM (#3021537) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: John MacKenzie Never light a match in the john after Spaw's been in there. Otherwise yu may suffer from a flash in the pan. |
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02 Nov 10 - 10:43 AM (#3021595) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Bill D My restraint of excessive moderation had been somewhat exaggerated. |
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02 Nov 10 - 11:59 AM (#3021661) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: kendall I try to eschew obfuscation. |
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02 Nov 10 - 12:24 PM (#3021691) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: John MacKenzie If you pull the lever [no not that one] you get a flush in the pan. |
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02 Nov 10 - 12:25 PM (#3021693) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: catspaw49 The obfuscation of my exaggerated moderation forces me to often eschew excessive restraint. .............help me........................get a gun......kill me now......................PLEASE!!!.................Spaw |
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02 Nov 10 - 01:13 PM (#3021745) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Bill D gun? now? No, no! You are just beginning to make sense! |
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03 Nov 10 - 12:29 PM (#3022615) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Given the choice, should you be 'polite' and apologize, even if you're right??...Like, Hey!!! Get off the tracks NOW, there's a train comin'? Or should one do the other a 'disservice' and not 'upsetting them? GfS |
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03 Nov 10 - 01:11 PM (#3022643) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: kendall I'll apologize whenever I know I was wrong. If I'm right, I'll fight like a Salmon. |
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03 Nov 10 - 02:49 PM (#3022711) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: John MacKenzie Sockeye? |
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03 Nov 10 - 04:12 PM (#3022798) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: gnu Hehehehee... Goik... Kendall would never Sockeye... he's Brilliant, fer sure. I just sucked back a fillet of Brilliant, simply fried in marg... deeeelicious. It is, indeed, The King of Fish. We get west coast salmon in the shops here too, but it doesn't sell anywhere near the price of Atlantic salmon. It's tastey, but it's AS tastey. |
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03 Nov 10 - 04:25 PM (#3022808) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: kendall Not to upset KT or Alaska Mike, but I prefer the taste of Atlantic Salmon. |
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03 Nov 10 - 04:41 PM (#3022825) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: John MacKenzie Mike has gone to Florida, so the nearest he gets now, is Baked Alaska |
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03 Nov 10 - 05:59 PM (#3022901) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: gnu Hmmm.... NOT as tastey. I agree Kendall. Atlantic salmon is my choice and I have tasted them all. In any case, fresh salmon of any kind is a tastey choice... "brain food", good for yer cholesterol and, believe it or not... a good feed of salmon will help you sleep better. No shit, me Mum swears by it and she has 84 years of experience to say so. |
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03 Nov 10 - 06:09 PM (#3022914) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Bill D I've had Atlantic Salmon, and I've had fresh Salmon in Alaska, and if I had $$$$$, the right kind of Pacific Salmon would be on my plate. de gustibus non disputandum |
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03 Nov 10 - 06:13 PM (#3022919) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: gnu True Bill. And a lot has to do with how food of any kind is cooked. |
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03 Nov 10 - 06:37 PM (#3022938) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Ed T "I've had Atlantic Salmon" Would that be cultured (grown in a farm) or fresh from the river or sea? Most Atlantic salmon that is sold today is farmed. There is a big difference.When a salmon is fresh from the sea, IMO, it is best. After awhile in fresh water, the taste is different...like with sea trout. Unfortunately, few folks get to taste wild Atlantic salmon today. |
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03 Nov 10 - 06:44 PM (#3022945) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Arthur_itus I had the most beautiful salmon in Scotland. We were in a lovely holiday home at Lochness. The family run pub which was a house converted downstairs were great. I visited them and asked if they could do a fresh salmon for my parents and my wife. He went off and fished a fresh salmon and served it that evening. We have never had better. You can kiss your arse to Altlantic Salmon - it doesn't compare. |
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03 Nov 10 - 06:55 PM (#3022953) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: John MacKenzie Sorry Arthur, but if it was caught in Scotland it was undoubtedly Atlantic Salmon, aka Salmo Salar. It's the only kind you get there/here. However I agree, that freshly caught wild salmon is unbeatable. |
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03 Nov 10 - 06:58 PM (#3022955) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Arthur_itus I must bow to your superiority John and must therefore offer my apologies. Atlantic Salmon is best but only if caught in Scotland. :-) |
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03 Nov 10 - 07:02 PM (#3022961) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Arthur_itus Blimey, I am doing a Kendall now and apologising. |
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03 Nov 10 - 07:07 PM (#3022964) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: GUEST,kendall Smarts, don't it? I had Salmon in a hotel in Edinburgh back in 1988 and I have never had better anywhere. |
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04 Nov 10 - 02:59 AM (#3023147) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Arthur_itus LOL |
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04 Nov 10 - 11:06 PM (#3023984) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Bobert Atlantic Salmon ain't salmon at all... They say its farm raised "Atlantic Salmon" and you goin', "Sheet fire, last time I drove out into the Atlantic we didn't see nuthin' but water???" How you gonna have a farm there??? Ahhhhh, am I missin' somethin' here??? B~ |
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05 Nov 10 - 04:41 AM (#3024071) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: kendall You sure are, but we love you anyway. |
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05 Nov 10 - 05:32 AM (#3024099) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: John MacKenzie Them fish farms are a bitch to plough. |
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05 Nov 10 - 08:17 AM (#3024197) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: kendall Yeah, and just you try shoveling the manure. |
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05 Nov 10 - 10:23 AM (#3024273) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: John MacKenzie I always wanted to be a pile-it |
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05 Nov 10 - 11:48 AM (#3024313) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: gnu Don't say. "Pile." |
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06 Nov 10 - 11:05 AM (#3025114) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: GUEST,999 Reminds me of water polo. I still don`t understand why the horses don`t drown. |
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06 Nov 10 - 11:29 AM (#3025135) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Rapparee You ain't lived until you've seen a salmon drive a tractor. |
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06 Nov 10 - 11:46 AM (#3025155) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Ed T The Tiny Salmon Song Tiny salmon swimming in a stream, Tiny salmon chasing that impossible dream. The Myna Bird says ahhh ah ahhh, The chimpanzee says ayeeee, The friendly owl says whoooo who whoooo, But the salmon can only say blooo blooo blo blooo blooo blo blooo, And it's sad Tom Green |
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06 Nov 10 - 02:01 PM (#3025245) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: gnu This thread is beginning to wilt. Is it time to see Alice? |
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06 Nov 10 - 02:03 PM (#3025249) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: GUEST,kendall I'd like to see it disappear. |
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06 Nov 10 - 02:23 PM (#3025271) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: John MacKenzie Salmon chanted evening ♫♪ |
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07 Nov 10 - 01:13 AM (#3025720) Subject: RE: Kendall went off half cocked From: Ebbie "Chinook is the King of the salmon Coho's the bright Silver one Sockeye is Red, Humpy's Pink so it's said And the Dog salmon's always a Chum" Now where have I heard that before? |