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BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!

06 Nov 10 - 11:20 AM (#3025125)
Subject: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Rapparee

Who wants a bunch of unwanted chimpanzees running around? It's cruel and mean. Spay or neuter all chimps who are not in the wild or breeding stock in zoos! Otherwise who knows what will happen?


06 Nov 10 - 11:22 AM (#3025126)
Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: bobad

I'd like to spay or neuter some of my neighbours.


06 Nov 10 - 11:28 AM (#3025132)
Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Rapparee

Go for it. If they're like some of my neighbors I'd suggest a chain saw.


06 Nov 10 - 11:31 AM (#3025136)
Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

Do I smell a friggin' troll? PEE-YOUUUU!!!

Spay or neuter your human! There are way too many of them around as it is.

- Chongo

p.s. I don't mean you, Renata. Just jokin' here.


06 Nov 10 - 11:49 AM (#3025159)
Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Jack the Sailor

Rapaire!!!

Are there humongous gonads on your block???


06 Nov 10 - 06:37 PM (#3025497)
Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Rapparee

Some of 'em are, or think they are.


06 Nov 10 - 06:39 PM (#3025499)
Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Jack the Sailor

Chain saw gonads!!??

LOL


06 Nov 10 - 06:56 PM (#3025528)
Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Lizzie Cornish 1

"Go for it. If they're like some of my neighbors I'd suggest a chain saw."

Oh........That made me splutter, Rappy! So funny!

Spay and Neuter are quite cool names for Chimps...


06 Nov 10 - 07:08 PM (#3025544)
Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Slag

It's the damn Bonobos! Right Chongo?


06 Nov 10 - 09:33 PM (#3025625)
Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Bobert

I'd say both to both... Spay "and" neuter both yer chimps and yer humans then no one will be able to claim they are being discriminated against...

Ahhhhh, start with the humans... They seem to be causin' alot more problems these days than the chimps, Chongz possibly being an exception...


06 Nov 10 - 09:39 PM (#3025628)
Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Rapparee

When Chongo gets neutered they're gonna use a stump and a sledge hammer.


07 Nov 10 - 12:32 AM (#3025693)
Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Little Hawk

OUCH! What an awful idea! You are really asking for it, Rapaire.


07 Nov 10 - 12:46 AM (#3025702)
Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Jack the Sailor

Don't worry, He'll be under anesthetic. A fifth of bourbon with a tequila chaser.


07 Nov 10 - 06:19 AM (#3025766)
Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Arthur_itus

Give them the hot brick treatment.

The bricks have holes big enough for the Chimps nadgers.

Step 1 Heat the bricks up until they are red hot
Step 2 Slam the bricks on the chimps nadgers
Step 3 Release the bricks and the nadgers should drop off and the heat will seal the open wounds (just like cooking).
Step 4 Make some nadger soup and serve to the family (waste not want not).
Job done.

I believe they are inventing Laser Bricks as it is more effective.

Time for breakfast.


07 Nov 10 - 10:39 AM (#3025865)
Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

Yeah, yeah...I got a remedy for you people too, but I ain't gonna tell you what it is cos I wouldn't want to ruin the surprise!

- Chongo


08 Nov 10 - 05:58 AM (#3026491)
Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: GUEST,Patsy

All depends on whether you want to breed or just have as a pet, neutered male animals tend to be less agressive than ones with all their tackle so go ahead I say, ho ho!