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08 Nov 10 - 11:02 PM (#3027287) Subject: BS: Whatcha doin', Bobert? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Hey! Whatcha up to, Bobert? I see you postin' on a whole lotta threads right now, so I know you are up to no good. You drinkin' or tokin'? Me, I'm havin' some whiskey here, and a good cigar, and I'm watchin' old Mary Tyler Moore episodes that I rented at the video store. She was really cute! Man, I wish I had a time machine, I'd got back there and look her up. - Chongo |
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08 Nov 10 - 11:20 PM (#3027297) Subject: RE: BS: Whatcha doin', Bobert? From: Bobert Ahhhhhh, yeah, Chongz, on that tokin' and drenkin'... An' yeah, ya see... I got this 4 year old to help me get my pudder all loaded up with some fine blues so, sheet fire, might as well do somethin' while groovin' on some ol' Elmore James 'er Johnny Winter... Man, hold onto yer limb there, Chongz 'cause ol' hillbilly has a Mary Tyler Moore true story... Back when I was growing up in Falls Church there was this actress lady who was Alice on the Jackie Gleason Show and, well, she used to pay me to rake leaves, weed her flower beds and chase her around her bedroom... Ahhhhh, no, not that bedroom part... Hey, I was 14-15??? But Miss Meadows, she look good... Anyway, I was over at Miss Meadows doin' somethin' one Saturday when bigass Chrysler Imperial pull down the driveway and Mary Tyler Moore get the heck out... I mean, this was right 'round when she was on the Dick Van Dyke Show and every 14-15 year old boy in America was in love... June Cleever, goodbye... New girl in town... And there she was there standin' 20 feet from me talkin' with Miss Meadows... Sheet fire, Chongz... I'm still a'shakin'... B~ |
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08 Nov 10 - 11:37 PM (#3027307) Subject: RE: BS: Whatcha doin', Bobert? From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp WAAUUUGGH!!!!!!!!!!!! You gotta be kiddin'! Audrey Meadows AND Mary Tyler Moore????? OMIGOD! I would give a year's supply of bananas to have been in yer shoes that day, Bobert! YOWZA! And I was already age of majority then too. Oh, this is killin' me! That poor Audrey, she hadda put up with that idiot Ralph Kramden...I mean when she was playin' Alice Kramden. I would popped that sucker in the chops the first time he started yellin' his fool head off at me...POW! To the Moon, Ralphie, baby! - Chongo |
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09 Nov 10 - 03:51 AM (#3027354) Subject: RE: BS: Whatcha doin', Bobert? From: Lizzie Cornish 1 God, I *love* Mudcat! :0) |
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09 Nov 10 - 07:45 AM (#3027491) Subject: RE: BS: Whatcha doin', Bobert? From: Bobert Well, I donno about punchin' on Ralph, Chongz... I mean, he was a purdy big boy... And Miss Meadows weren't... No matter, punch 'er no punch... ...that's the way I remembers it... Miss Meadows didn't live there all the time, however but it was her family home where she'd be there some times... Heck, I met James Arness, too... His sister lived right next door to us and I played with his newphew, Boone... Yeah, that was the poor kids name... His daddy was a test pilot (wink, wink) which meant back then that he flew spy planes... Man, did ya'll know that these pudders is CD players??? What else can they do??? I mean, I was thinkin' along the lines of weedin' P-Vine flowers... 'Er inventin' THC... No, no... Invenetions??? Lemme give ol' Al a call on that one... B~ |
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09 Nov 10 - 08:13 AM (#3027507) Subject: RE: BS: Whatcha doin', Bobert? From: olddude Mary Mary Mary ... I was one of those in love teenage boys ... OHHHH Mary Mary Mary ... |
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09 Nov 10 - 08:27 AM (#3027517) Subject: RE: BS: Whatcha doin', Bobert? From: John MacKenzie Oh dear, time for yur medication boys. BTW Bobert, when you said you "wuz a'shakin'" Just what wuz you a shakin'? |
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09 Nov 10 - 08:39 AM (#3027527) Subject: RE: BS: Whatcha doin', Bobert? From: Bobert Non yer bisiness, John... B;~) |
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09 Nov 10 - 10:40 AM (#3027598) Subject: RE: BS: Whatcha doin', Bobert? From: Rapparee ...but his shoes were full... |
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09 Nov 10 - 10:47 AM (#3027603) Subject: RE: BS: Whatcha doin', Bobert? From: Little Hawk Ralph would have had his hands full with Chongo. Damn shame they never thought of bringing a chimp onto the set for one of those Honeymooners' episodes. I'd love to have seen the looks on Ralph's and Norton's faces when Chongo walked in, all decked out in fedora and loud sports jacket. It would have been quite the confrontation. I'm envisioning Chongo playing the part of a door-to-door salesman who is selling Ronco Turnip Twaddlers. He fast talks Ralph and Norton into investing all their money in Ronco Turnip Twaddlers, then leaves them holding the bag. The whole place is full of boxes of turnip twaddlers that on one will buy. Alice and the other gal (Norton's wife) go berserk! |
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09 Nov 10 - 11:19 AM (#3027629) Subject: RE: BS: Whatcha doin', Bobert? From: Amos Fade out on Chongo leaving Idylwild AIrport in a Private Jet, smoking a big Havana and flirting with the stewardess in the short skirt who is serving him Piper-Heidseck. (And if you don't know where Idylwild AIrport is, you probably don't know who Ralph Kramden was either). A |
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09 Nov 10 - 11:48 AM (#3027649) Subject: RE: BS: Whatcha doin', Bobert? From: Little Hawk Heh! Exactly. Nice scene. |
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09 Nov 10 - 06:36 PM (#3027969) Subject: RE: BS: Whatcha doin', Bobert? From: Bobert BTW, what is a "pip" as in "You're a real pip, Alice!"??? B~ |
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09 Nov 10 - 08:31 PM (#3028043) Subject: RE: BS: Whatcha doin', Bobert? From: catspaw49 I was in love with Audrey Meadows from the first time I saw her. As a growing young lad I thought she epitomized the best of womanhood.........and I loved that voice! Spaw |
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09 Nov 10 - 08:59 PM (#3028055) Subject: RE: BS: Whatcha doin', Bobert? From: Bobert You never worked fir her, Spawzer... Nah, that ain't right... She was nice lady... Nuthin' like on TV where she busted Ralph's ball week after week... No wonder the man was a always screamin'... |