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BS: It ain't folk if ?

15 Nov 10 - 07:48 AM (#3032554)
Subject: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: olddude

There is no spittin involved in the performance !

The song was written in any month with an "R" in it !

If the venue serves latte

If ?


15 Nov 10 - 07:49 AM (#3032555)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: John MacKenzie

If no horses sing


15 Nov 10 - 07:52 AM (#3032558)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: GUEST,Ed

If 'olddude' decides to swamp this forum with yet more inane questions and tedious shit...


15 Nov 10 - 07:54 AM (#3032561)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: David C. Carter

If it ain't got forty seven verses


15 Nov 10 - 07:55 AM (#3032563)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: olddude

Correct ED ... LOL


15 Nov 10 - 08:01 AM (#3032568)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: olddude

The performer has his original teeth


15 Nov 10 - 08:07 AM (#3032578)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: The Fooles Troupe

We done gone and done this one mate!


15 Nov 10 - 08:18 AM (#3032584)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: olddude

Ok, I stand humbly corrected, it was done already. I will take my ball and glove and walk home ... Thanks Foolestroupe !!


15 Nov 10 - 08:27 AM (#3032594)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: GUEST,Patsy

There ain't an Aaran sweater in sight.


15 Nov 10 - 08:36 AM (#3032607)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: David C. Carter

The performer isn't wearing a beard.

Especially if it's a woman.


15 Nov 10 - 08:37 AM (#3032608)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: olddude

What many others see as insanity I scratch my head and I wonder what happened to mudcat's humor. I used to come here and laugh my face off, now with the exception of Spaw we got politics and religion. Now sitting around like an old man complaining about life ain't something I intend to do as I get older. Nice to see that many others don't want that either. But in life there is choices, you can laugh and figure stuff is going to happen, or you can go down the black hole of bitter. Sadly I see too many people becoming old and bitter ... No way to go through the remaining years I think ... bitchin about politics and other people's belief's.   For me, far more fun listening to Spaw go off. If anyone has a just cause for being bitter, he could with all that happened to him. Yet he laughs, calls me on the phone and I laugh .. sad to not see more of it here.

Kat can you close the thread since we did it before

Thanks


15 Nov 10 - 08:50 AM (#3032621)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: Zen

Mr Bridge says it isn't.


15 Nov 10 - 08:53 AM (#3032622)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: Ed T

...anyone under 30 gives a damn.


15 Nov 10 - 10:04 AM (#3032664)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: olddude

I always love it when Art Thieme or Kendall throws out their one liner. They get me chucklin for days ... Live has exactly been warm and fuzzy for either of those two. A good example for me to follow as stuff keeps happening to me.


15 Nov 10 - 04:28 PM (#3032946)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: Charley Noble

It ain't folk if it ain't been sung before, nohow.

You may quote me.

Charley Noble


15 Nov 10 - 04:34 PM (#3032952)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: Jack the Sailor

If it got a drum machine?


15 Nov 10 - 05:28 PM (#3032990)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: olddude

What I meant to type (fingers don't work) Is Art and Kendall, Life hasn't exactly been warm and fuzzy for those guys ... but they still get me laughing for days ... pretty cool way to go through life I think


15 Nov 10 - 06:03 PM (#3033018)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: gnu

Don't fret over that bullshit Dan... folk em if they can't take a joke.


15 Nov 10 - 06:36 PM (#3033040)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: paula t

There's no real ale!


15 Nov 10 - 06:56 PM (#3033057)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: ragdall

Dan,
Today is today, what happened yesterday is forgotten. We needs to do it over and over again until we gets it right. It's not the destination, it's the journey that matters.

Folk 'em again, honey!

rags


16 Nov 10 - 07:55 AM (#3033392)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: A Wandering Minstrel

you sing the chorus in the same time signature as the verses


16 Nov 10 - 08:26 AM (#3033416)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: GUEST,Parsy

If I have to wear a stupid dress.


16 Nov 10 - 03:20 PM (#3033768)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: Van

No one has a pewter tankard and no one has a finger in their ear. (Or perhaps both)ears that is.


17 Nov 10 - 07:36 AM (#3034226)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: GUEST,Patsy

Ya can't do a rollie on the spot.


17 Nov 10 - 10:44 AM (#3034360)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: Rapparee

It ain't folk if can't throw in a "Yee-HAH!" every so often.

EG:

"She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes Yee-HAH!"
"...Mither make my bed early for I fain would lay down Yee-HAH!"
"...All in my desperation I stabbed him in the breast Yee-HAH!"

but not

"Ah! je ris de me voir
si belle en ce miroir,
Ah! je ris de me voir
si belle en ce miroir,
Est-ce toi, Marguerite,
est-ce toi? Yee-HAH!"

or

"La donna รจ mobile
qual piuma al vento
muta d'accento
e di pensiero Yee-HAH!"


17 Nov 10 - 11:33 AM (#3034397)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

It ain't folk, if it ain't sung by folks!

GfS


17 Nov 10 - 05:34 PM (#3034661)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: lefthanded guitar

It's ALL folk.


17 Nov 10 - 10:20 PM (#3034824)
Subject: RE: BS: It ain't folk if ?
From: GUEST,leeneia

..if the instrument costs more than your house.