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01 Dec 10 - 08:39 PM (#3044561) Subject: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Bobert Well, well, well... Seems that ya'[ can't give a bongs-hits-shout-out here in a thread title 'cause mine just got erased... Hey, ya'll... "Bong hits for __________" ain't nuthin' but a "shout out"... Just swilly stuff... Ain't mean, 'er nuthin'... Kinda like sayin' "Hey"... So, ya'll... In this Christmas season I think it's the Christian thing to do to put bygones an' all that in the rear view mirror and pass a "bong hit" on to anyone that you think you owe one to... Ain't gonna hurt and maybe make fir a happier Christmas/Holiday Season... Now I'll have to wait to see it this idea passes the moderator sniff test before offerin' any bong hits to my fellow Mudcatters... If not, then too bad 'cause ya' know what??? Life's too short to get all that twisted up over silliness... B~ |
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01 Dec 10 - 09:30 PM (#3044578) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Rapparee Bobert and his Blues Band, especially the duck call player. |
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01 Dec 10 - 10:05 PM (#3044592) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Mrrzy Ooh, ooh, I want some! |
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02 Dec 10 - 12:43 AM (#3044635) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Ebbie Well, speaking as someone who lives in the original 'bong hits' town, let me say I still don't understand it. :) |
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02 Dec 10 - 01:14 AM (#3044640) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: The Fooles Troupe El Kabong! |
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02 Dec 10 - 02:51 AM (#3044664) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: GUEST,Patsy I lived in a town like that too once, those were the days. |
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02 Dec 10 - 07:07 AM (#3044792) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Bobert Well, I was gonna offer a "bong hit" to GfinS fir going a week without chewing on my overly-chewed-already hillbilly butt... And one to bearded bruce just fir grins... Amos doesn't need one since he is a Potafornian already and stays purdy puffed up all the time... More later... B~ |
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02 Dec 10 - 10:25 AM (#3044915) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: GUEST,Patsy It seems that some parts of the Isle of Wight has similarities, the home brew is pretty good too. |
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02 Dec 10 - 11:02 AM (#3044948) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: GUEST,999 I have never smoked enough to understand this thread. In future, I`ll try harder. But I need to know, what are Bone Tits? |
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02 Dec 10 - 11:07 AM (#3044953) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Bobert Don't know, brucie, but stay away from 'um 'cuase word on the street is that you can chip a tooth on 'um... |
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02 Dec 10 - 11:08 AM (#3044955) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: GUEST,999 Gotcha, buddy. |
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02 Dec 10 - 11:21 AM (#3044966) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Bill D Whatever happened to "kudos" "high-fives" "congratulations" "pats on the back" "praises" "cheers" "atta-boys" and maybe a few other phrases to say 'nicely done' to someone? Those don't carry the onus (look it up) of something debatable & illegal. I ain't passing judgment on what anyone DOES, just noting that Google can lead strange folk in here when they are following certain searches. |
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02 Dec 10 - 02:04 PM (#3045090) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Ebbie Let me clarify: I know what a 'bong' is and I know from hits- I just don't see it as a grammatical construct. (As for the cited "original town", Juneau, Alaska is where the notorious banner was painted and displayed, in a case that went to the US Supreme Court.) |
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02 Dec 10 - 02:15 PM (#3045098) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: GUEST,999 bonG Hits. Jaysus, I need glasses. |
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02 Dec 10 - 02:37 PM (#3045113) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: gnu Ebbie... "I'll raise a jar to that." "I'll have a drink in your honuor." As for bong hitS. Either ya got crappy weed er ya don't know how ta smoke. Less is better, in either case. Again, for the record, I haven't had a draw in many, many years. |
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02 Dec 10 - 06:13 PM (#3045238) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: The Fooles Troupe Many years ago, many parties I went to had the room filled with smoke, and it pretty obviously wasn't just cigarettes. Funny smell too, but them some people thought it was cool to smoke cloves, and those funny coloured Russian things... Inhale? Well only if you wanted to keep on breathing.... |
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02 Dec 10 - 06:19 PM (#3045244) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Seamus Kennedy BillD - I'd much rather not look up your onus if it's all the same to you. :>) |
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02 Dec 10 - 06:28 PM (#3045246) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Bobert Few more bong hits comin' ya'll's way... Fir my big sis, Ebbie, in Alaska a big ol' bong hit... Now if you ain't up to it I'll sacrifice myself an' do it fir ya'... *grin*.... And, brucie, I mean 999... Seein' as you have had to go underground I figured that you could use a bong hit 'er two... And how about a bong hit for Chongz??? Yeah, I know he tells LH that he don't do that stuff but then again he tells LH alot of stuff... So Chongz... Knock yerself out... No, no... Pu the AK in the closet first, thank you... Hmmmmmm??? Who else could use a hit??? Sheet fire (pun intended) I'd offer one to maeve but I don't think it would be in good taste so I'll just offer beswt wishes, sans the bong hit... More later... B~ |
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02 Dec 10 - 06:29 PM (#3045248) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Amos Well, seeing as your stuff is East Coast grown, Bobez, I think you and BB should get together and swap hits. Say, on the steps of the Capitol, or sitting in thew lap of the Lincoln Memorial. It would make a statement and you could get to know each other better. And it would be good for Bruiser's heart, I bet. |
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02 Dec 10 - 06:38 PM (#3045255) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Bill D Seamus... Onan's onus, perhaps? |
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02 Dec 10 - 07:37 PM (#3045272) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Amos Bill: There's a world of difference between looking it up and looking up it. A |
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02 Dec 10 - 08:36 PM (#3045305) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: maeve Bobert- I accept your beswt wishes with gratitude. Maeve |
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02 Dec 10 - 08:40 PM (#3045307) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Bobert Heck of an idea, Amos... Actually, me and BB is tight at theives... I mean it... Okay, he is a knothead but nobody's perfect, right... Plus, don't go mean mouthin' East Coast Weed... Look at Congress... You think that people could get that fucked up on yer ya'llz Leftie Coast weed??? Don't think so... Now fir a couple more bong hits... First of all, I think it is obvious that BillD has been around the evil weed... It's the way he thinks that is the clue... Might of fact, I think he mighta got in some real good stuff a long time ago and it never, ahhh, wored off so... ...no bong hits fir BillD!!! But, hey... Poor ol' Janie been down in NC workin' her brains out listenin' to people whine about this and that and if ever there was a person who needed a bong hit, it's Janie... So, here, Janie... I'll e3ven put a little ice in it so that you can get you a big, big hit... You deserve it!!! And Big Mick had to do that embarrassing stuff at the Getaway so he's earned his bong hits.... More later... B~ |
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02 Dec 10 - 09:25 PM (#3045319) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Donuel Bong hits for Tom Delay, the poor old sot has been found guilty and is looking at a life sentence. I say Obama gives him a Christmas Eve pardon since what Delay did by funneling illegal corporate money to his campaigns is now what the Supreme allows with its Citizens United ruling, in that unlimited corporate money can be funneled to political campaigns. Bong hits for Spain for indicting 6 Bush republicans for torture under international law. BOO HISS to the Obama administration that threatened Spain if they tried to extradite our torturers. Bong hits for Nigeria who has indicted Cheney who was the CEO of KBR when KBR bribed Nigerian officials with 300 million dollars. Good luck finding Cheney. The Obama administration does not know where he is. Bong hits for me who have not tasted the stiff for 15 years, which is exactly how long I've had kids. |
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02 Dec 10 - 09:34 PM (#3045322) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Bobert Well, Donuel, I'll step in an take that hit fir ya'... Me???... I gave up tobacco... That was 25 years ago... As fir the other bong hits??? I'll load it up an' hold the match... B~ |
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02 Dec 10 - 10:41 PM (#3045346) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Bill D Amos....tell Seamus the difference. ......Bobert... .... ...never mind.. |
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02 Dec 10 - 11:04 PM (#3045356) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: The Fooles Troupe "me who have not tasted the stiff for 15 years" !!!!!! "THE STIFF" !!!! ooooo, er .... |
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03 Dec 10 - 04:25 AM (#3045422) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: GUEST,Patsy I haven't partaken myself but the parties were so crowded with those who did, I didn't really need to. The homemade alcoholic ginger beer and wine was enough. Oh how I miss the Island. |
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03 Dec 10 - 07:10 AM (#3045468) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Bobert "homemade ginger beer"??? Horrors, Patsy... One day it's ginger beer and next yer mainlinin' heroin... Better find some safer parties... Awww, jus' funnin'... Ginger beer is good fir ya... Plus, ya'll didn't get busted fir it, right??? Let's see who needs a bong hit this mornin'... I was goin' to give one to the local weatherman but I don't like this cold air he's brought in... Plus, he's got most of the UK shut down... But I will give one to Joe Offer fir not pullin' the plug on this thread... That is a good thing... Now some folks think that ol' Bobert givin' bong hits is bad 'er wierd 'er both 'er worser... That ain't so... So if you get a bong hit from me or anyone else, just say thank you... Plus, I was thinking that in this Holiday Season that more folks would want to share bong hits with other folks... Guess not...No matter... But lemme throw out a bong hit to the infamous "Mar-Gib" for staying the heck away... That deserves one, doncha think??? B~ |
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03 Dec 10 - 08:08 AM (#3045496) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: GUEST,Patsy No I've just met a wide spectrum of friends on my travels on the Isle of Wight and that was back in the 90s so it doesn't count. No in reality I am as unparty going as a nun. |
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03 Dec 10 - 12:29 PM (#3045654) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Bobert Then, WTHell, bong hits fir Patsy and the nun... Also, given John "Chicken Crap" Bonehead's little melt-down yesterday, a big ol' bong hit fir fir John... He needs it... And seein' as Alaska might be too snowed in to get to I reckon a bong hit for KT is in order... I know she wouldn't want to have to wait until after the spring thaw... B~ |
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03 Dec 10 - 12:30 PM (#3045656) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Ebbie Bobert, now that I |
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03 Dec 10 - 06:26 PM (#3045864) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Bobert Yer mighty welcome, Sis... But like I said, if you need me to take that hit fir ya' then I sho nuff willin'... BTW, a big ol' Holiday Season bong hit fir Slag... Yeah, he's a pain in ass but what the hell??? B~ |
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04 Dec 10 - 12:37 PM (#3046281) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Bobert Well a couple bong hits goin' out on this cold Saturday afternoon... First, me thinks that Rap is way past due fir meds so enjuoy, Rap... And when I think of Rap then I automatically think of GN-ze, and vice versa so a big bonger for you, Gn-ze... B~ |
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06 Dec 10 - 08:47 AM (#3047386) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Bobert Cold as a step mother's kiss here in the Blue Ridge so bong hits for everyone out there that has to work outside in it... Plus, a big ol' bong hit for Kendall 'cuase if it's cold here then it must be frigid in Maine... B~ |
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06 Dec 10 - 10:34 AM (#3047448) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: GUEST,Patsy Well it's my birthday tomorrow so I'll have an imaginary bong. |
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06 Dec 10 - 10:35 AM (#3047452) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Amos Bong hits to all the femmes fatales who make the Mudcat so irresistible! A |
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06 Dec 10 - 11:10 AM (#3047473) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Bobert Hear, hear, Amos... And an extra bong hit, as if you needed it, fir bringin' that to our attention... |
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09 Dec 10 - 06:14 PM (#3049957) Subject: RE: BS: Bong Hits for _______________!!! From: Bobert Bong hits for the Democratic Caucus for voting against Obama's gift to the rich... And bong hits for 99% of the kids protesting the increase in tuition in the colleges and universities in the UK... The ones there to just start trouble don't get a bong hit but I reckon they donh't really need 'um... B~ |