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04 Dec 10 - 07:57 PM (#3046561) Subject: Lyr Add: Christmas carol fun From: GUEST,Realestofthereal "Hark the herald Top Gear three" (To the tune of "Hark The Herald Angels Sing") Sorry, this isn't really all that festive, but I thought I'd give it a mention anyway. Here come Clarkson, Hammond and May Cruising down the motorway Jeremy is in a Ford Eyes on the road, not the dashboard Richard's in an Alfa Romeo What was wrong with a Mondeo? James has got a caravan He's never been the fastest man. Hark the herald Top Gear three Burning rubber shamelessly. They went to a petrol station To vent their frustration Have you seen the price of fuel? Why must they treat us so cruel? Filled up and they drove again Two of them leaving behind their friend Poor James May got a flat tyre And his caravan caught fire. As for Hammond and Clarkson They carried on and had their fun. |
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05 Dec 10 - 09:22 AM (#3046814) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Christmas carol fun From: GUEST,Realestofthereal And here's another one... (Based on "O Come All Ye Faithful") Come on, Mr James May We have not got all day Why can't you drive a little faster? Please get a move on Quick, cos Doctor Who's on. Oh, come on, Mr James May Oh, come on, Mr James May Oh, come on, Mr James May, you're so slow. |