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BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!

07 Dec 10 - 04:44 AM (#3047957)
Subject: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: alanabit

I may not live long enough to ever experience this again, so here is a celebratory thread for English cricketers. I have not felt so proud to be British since Jeffrey Archer was sent to prison!


07 Dec 10 - 04:58 AM (#3047962)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Banjo-Flower

Test match series: Australia v England
Friday, 3 December 2010 at Adelaide, Day 5 of 5
England beat Australia by an innings and 71 runs
Australia won the toss and decided to bat
Australia 1st Innings
245 all out (85.5 overs)
Australia 2nd Innings
304 all out (99.1 overs)
England 1st Innings
620 for 5 (152.0 overs)

Australia 1st Innings - All out

Yeah 3 cheers for England

Hip Hip


Hip Hip

Hip Hip

Gerry


07 Dec 10 - 04:59 AM (#3047963)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Arnie

Just managed to get the win in before the rain came down - great timing!
Swann has his richly deserved fifer, but all the bowling attack played their part magnificently. Wonder if the Aussies will invite Shane Warne back for the 3rd Test? They could do much worse....


07 Dec 10 - 06:24 AM (#3048001)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Backwoodsman

It was a delight watching that arrogant, sour-faced, sore-loser, bad-sport, Ponting's face all the way through the match. I don't normally enjoy seeing sportsmen humiliated, but this one made me hug myself with joy.

Having said that, I like the rest of the Oz team (except maybe Siddle, who seems also to be sour-faced and arrogant but, nevertheless, is a great bowler), and I hope they pull it round and make it a series to remember (but with England winning the series of course).

BRING IT ON!!


07 Dec 10 - 06:56 AM (#3048010)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Arthur_itus

Excellent performance from England. The bowlers, fielders and the batsmen were a credit.

I always love England defeating Australia, even if it's by one run.

Cracking to watch.

Shame Stuart Broad was injured. I guess that Tim Bresnan will take over.

I would love to see England win the next 3 tests as well. It would make up for all the drubbings they have given us over the years.


07 Dec 10 - 08:14 AM (#3048047)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: A Wandering Minstrel

Hurray
Hurray
Hurray

An excellent strategy and nicely unfolded, only spoiled by the injury to Stuart Broad.

and I got to bed by 1am :)


07 Dec 10 - 08:15 AM (#3048049)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Arthur_itus

hmm Beefy, Bumble and Nass think that Tremlett should be in, becuase Perth favours tall thump it in bowlers.


07 Dec 10 - 09:12 AM (#3048074)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Les from Hull

Well I think that Tim Bresnan or Ajmal Shazad should get a go. An England team without a Yorkshireman in it is like (enter own appropriate simile here).


07 Dec 10 - 09:50 AM (#3048086)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Banjo-Flower

An England team without a Yorkshireman in it is like "Heaven"

sez Gerry a true Lincolnshire Yellerbelly


07 Dec 10 - 11:52 AM (#3048145)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: goatfell

as a Scotsman, I'm glad that England won the match.


07 Dec 10 - 11:55 AM (#3048147)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Arthur_itus

An England team without a Warwickshire man is hardly worth thinking of. Just Trott down there and ring the Bell.

A true Brummie


07 Dec 10 - 11:55 AM (#3048148)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: alanabit

My goodness! It does not get any better than that!


07 Dec 10 - 12:00 PM (#3048152)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Arthur_itus

Whilst everybody played really well, I am so enthused about having Swann in the team. We finally have a player that can turn the game in terms of the bowling.
How often have we seen our quickies get wickets and nobody has been able to capitalise on that.

He is as good as Shane Warne.


07 Dec 10 - 01:51 PM (#3048207)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: GUEST,Alan Whittle

'He is as good as Shane Warne. '

Unlikely. But we shall see.


07 Dec 10 - 02:43 PM (#3048238)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Les from Hull

We don't need anybody from a minor county telling us who should be in the team, Gerry.


07 Dec 10 - 02:56 PM (#3048242)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Banjo-Flower

Yeah but we're a Major county when it comes to winding up Yorkies Les

next time you visit the Minerva stand outside with you're back to the South wall and you'll see the finest sight in Yorkshire "North Lincoln shire"

Cheers Les your turn

Gerry


07 Dec 10 - 03:22 PM (#3048256)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: McGrath of Harlow

Well, it makes it more of an occasion next time the Australians win, rather than just routine.


07 Dec 10 - 04:37 PM (#3048324)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Les from Hull

I can see the same view from my living room window! We have a monthly session in the Minerva (next one is next Tuesday night). Anyway a proper Yellowbelly would know that it's really called Parts of Lindsey.


07 Dec 10 - 04:45 PM (#3048329)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Steve Shaw

Just for once we appeared to have snatched victory from the jaws of victory. I just can't stop myself from taking positive after positive.


07 Dec 10 - 06:52 PM (#3048419)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Banjo-Flower

Nah not "Parts of Lindsey" Les just Lindsey
carry this on termorra Les OK

Gerry


08 Dec 10 - 04:35 AM (#3048600)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: GUEST,Patsy

Wicked, and a Happy Birthday to me yesterday!


08 Dec 10 - 05:32 AM (#3048626)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Arnie

Re my earlier posting, I hear today that there is an online petition running in Oz to bring back Shane Warne for the Perth test! As one Aussie put it - he can't do any worse than the present lot. As Warne has just touched down in the UK today, I suspect that coming out of playing retirement is not top of his 'to do' list. Anyway, if he does then we'll ask Cap'n Beefy the Oz slayer to wield the willow again :-)


08 Dec 10 - 06:30 AM (#3048662)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Backwoodsman

No need to drag Beefy away from his Shredded Wheat - Cap'ns Cooke, Finn, Swann and Pieterson, The Young Oz-Slayers, seem to be doing a pretty good job.


08 Dec 10 - 06:38 AM (#3048666)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Arthur_itus

hear hear

With steady performaces from Bell and Trott (even if I don't like his fidgetting and farting about)


08 Dec 10 - 09:19 AM (#3048774)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Les from Hull

Until the 1974 Local Government reorganisation forced on us by the nasty Tories, it was known as Parts of Lindsey, Gerry. As us Yorkies were forced into an unholy alliance with the Yellerbellies, most of us kept on calling our bit East Yorkshire. What they call your council shouldn't affect the name of your home.

Anyway, I still like Lincs. Maggie and I spent last weekend there and it was great. And getting back to cricket, one of Yorkshire's greatest captains and administrators, Lord Hawke, was a Lincolnshire man - in spite of Yorkshire's boast to only employ their own.


08 Dec 10 - 11:27 AM (#3048883)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Alan Day

Great win !!
Even Beefy has beaten up Greg Chappell, it cannot get much better.
Poor old Ponting's nails are already chewed down to the quick. Where does he go from here?
Aussies are however great fighters they will not go out with a whimper.
Al


08 Dec 10 - 11:42 AM (#3048894)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Arthur_itus

At least Beefy says what he thinks about the Aussies :-)


08 Dec 10 - 01:12 PM (#3048950)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Banjo-Flower

O k Les I'll let off seeing as how you have'nt denied having the finest view in Yorkshire from your living room window

Best wishes and Merry Christmas Mate

I may get to the Minerva session one day but not in winter

Gerry


08 Dec 10 - 02:07 PM (#3048998)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: G-Force

Siddle sour-faced? He was beaming from ear to ear when he played the ball on to his stumps and the bails didn't fall off (about 10 runs before the end).


08 Dec 10 - 02:22 PM (#3049014)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Backwoodsman

Must have had wind.


10 Dec 10 - 09:59 AM (#3050344)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Keith A of Hertford

You might think this song is off subject, but stick with it.
(some swearing and nudity)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSXuPNlqVC4


10 Dec 10 - 10:09 AM (#3050351)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: alanabit

I loved it!


10 Dec 10 - 10:14 AM (#3050355)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: alanabit

I still fear that normality will return quickly and that England will be sent home with the usual ritually tanned hides. Victories against Australia are a bit like finding a rose on a dung heap. It is nice when it happens, but it is not in the natural order of things!


10 Dec 10 - 03:32 PM (#3050554)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Arthur_itus

Defeatist Alanabit. England will retain the Ashes. The Aussies are grasping at straws now.

His wind wasn't strong enough BWM :-)


11 Dec 10 - 06:00 AM (#3050848)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Arnie

The Aussies must be getting desparate - they've just named Michael Beer as part of the squad. He's a left-arm spinner who's never played in a Test match and has a fairly mediocre record in first-class cricket. Obviously not much coming through their much-vaunted cricket academy these days.


11 Dec 10 - 12:46 PM (#3051042)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Arthur_itus

The Aussies are crapping themselves Arnie. Great, I love it :-)

That's a bummer, next weeks test starts at 2:00am or a bit later in the morning.

I liked the other 2 test because they started around 11:30pm.


11 Dec 10 - 01:11 PM (#3051068)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: alanabit

We will see Arthur. No one will be happier than I if there is a bizarre outcome to the series.


11 Dec 10 - 02:42 PM (#3051117)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Arthur_itus

bizarre being the Aussies winning the Ashes back :-)

I don't think so, because that would be bizzare!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQ6n95AsN0

hmmm don't you just love it. :-)


11 Dec 10 - 03:50 PM (#3051168)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: alanabit

I enjoyed the clip!


11 Dec 10 - 04:10 PM (#3051175)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Arthur_itus

I could watch that over and over again :-)


11 Dec 10 - 05:43 PM (#3051222)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: alanabit

No. England won the Second Test and won it well. Jolly hard luck to anyone who did not like it!


16 Dec 10 - 06:18 AM (#3054607)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Arnie

Still early days, but it looks like England are laying the foundations of a win at Perth - the Aussie top-order batsmen simply folded and it was just was well that Hussey steadied the ship for them. We haven't beaten the Aussies at Perth since 1978 so victory here will be sweet indeed - as well as guaranteeing that we keep the Ashes. It won't do much good for Ricky Ponting's career though......


16 Dec 10 - 07:16 AM (#3054645)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: Arthur_itus

Great day out in the field for the English.

Finally giving the Aussies a dose of their own medicine. I don't think they like it :-)


16 Dec 10 - 07:58 AM (#3054670)
Subject: RE: BS: Shock! Horror! Poms win in Oz!
From: A Wandering Minstrel

Excellent first day and Collingwood once again pulling off a blinding catch to addd to Pontings woe. Thought we rather let them get away in the afternoon session. to let them get to 250 suggests that there is a lot of batting coming on this wicket.