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BS: Lift your right foot...

08 Dec 10 - 02:12 PM (#3049001)
Subject: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: gnu

... and make clockwise circles with it as you sit at your computer. While doing this, write the number 6 in the air with your right hand and see if your foot keeps going clockwise. Repeat until you realize it can't.


08 Dec 10 - 02:27 PM (#3049019)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: gnu

Cool eh?


08 Dec 10 - 02:32 PM (#3049024)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: Bill D

I can do it... I can also rub my head & pat my stomach and make circles in the air in reverse directions with both index fingers.

Maybe it was the brain injury at birth.... ;>)


08 Dec 10 - 02:34 PM (#3049027)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: Amos

I think I could do it with a little training--it definitely goes against the grain, though...


08 Dec 10 - 02:40 PM (#3049032)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: gnu

Go for it and report back. Amos... I don't have that kinda time.


08 Dec 10 - 02:57 PM (#3049050)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: katlaughing

That is crazy, man! LOL!


08 Dec 10 - 03:02 PM (#3049053)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: gnu

Amos... got it down pat yet?


08 Dec 10 - 03:10 PM (#3049061)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: mousethief

I can't make clockwise circles with my foot to start with. Do I need to see a neurologist?


08 Dec 10 - 03:38 PM (#3049080)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: GUEST,Eliza

Is this a new version of the Hokey Cokey?


08 Dec 10 - 04:34 PM (#3049113)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: Joe Offer

This just proves what I've always known: I'm hopeless.

-Joe Klutz-


08 Dec 10 - 04:41 PM (#3049115)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: olddude

GNU
don't bogart that joint my friend, pass it over to me ... da da da


08 Dec 10 - 04:44 PM (#3049119)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: gnomad

It is possible, even easy, you just draw the 6 backwards.


But I suppose that is cheating??


08 Dec 10 - 04:56 PM (#3049121)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: gnu

Draw it backwards? Whadda you bin smokin?

Dude... joint? That's not cool. Get yerself a pipe and help stop global swarming by not killing trees for papers man. Ya gotta zig insteada zag, Dude.

Bong hits for the ecosavers eh? And stop air pollution too... don't exhale until all the smoke is gone.

Yeah... I see it too... we be all smilin an stuff on the cover...

PS... Once again, I have not smoked dope for MANY years and do not condone the use of any mind altering substances except those that are legal but shouldn't be.


08 Dec 10 - 05:14 PM (#3049127)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: gnomad

Just cabin fever with this rotten snow I think. Never smoked anything (Honest, Officer, not even once) but it hasn't stopped my mind taking odd flights of fancy at regular intervals and drink is a different story.

But try the 6 backwards thing, bet you find it works. Just start with the loop, and move on to the stem so that the track of your finger is a short spiral expanding clockwise, rather than contracting and anti-clockwise.


08 Dec 10 - 05:31 PM (#3049137)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: gnu

Don't matter if it works. No magic in that. Unless being smoked up makes it cool. And that ain't happenin.


08 Dec 10 - 10:33 PM (#3049315)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: Ebbie

Interesting feeling- I get the clockwise circle going then start the 6 only to find that my foot has jerked into the other direction. My brain is not all powerful.


08 Dec 10 - 10:54 PM (#3049323)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: Amos

Well, I got it going crudely--kinda like Etch-a-Sketch does circles, ya know...


08 Dec 10 - 11:06 PM (#3049327)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: Rapparee

Simple. I figured it out a long time ago. Here's the answer:

VI


09 Dec 10 - 01:27 AM (#3049353)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: open mike

yep roman numerals.....\
speaking of which, the Trout Fishing in America (music duo) has a great
kids song about a big rig truck that counts the wheels in roman numbers
spelled out such as: eye, eye eye, eye eye eye , eye vee....etc..to 18


09 Dec 10 - 02:08 AM (#3049364)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: eddie1

I would strongly urge that no-one tries this while participating in an old-time jam.
It will result in some stopping playing at the end of that verse, others playing the B part another six times and others simply keeling over from the sheer exertion of trying to understand it.
This could result in charges of manslaughter but probably mitigated if a banjo player was amongst those who died.

Eddie


09 Dec 10 - 03:08 AM (#3049377)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: ragdall

This is a hoot! O¿O


09 Dec 10 - 05:48 AM (#3049455)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: GUEST,Patsy

Oh my gosh yes, we've got visitors in work today so better not be doing this for too long. Must try this on the family, thanks.


09 Dec 10 - 06:19 AM (#3049477)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: The Fooles Troupe

A visual joke, done with the fingers ...

I put II and II together, and it came out IV ...

from
Rinse the Blood Off My Toga
(Wayne & Schuster)

From which also are many other brilliant humorous examples ....


09 Dec 10 - 10:37 AM (#3049667)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: Darowyn

The trick is to imagine that your hand and foot are connected by two meshing bevel gears.
The opposite rotation then seems perfectly logical and your muscles will co-operate.
The same mechanical connection trick works with the rubbing your tummy and patting your head- except this time you think of a crank and con rod connecting your two hands.
Easy!
Cheers
Dave


09 Dec 10 - 11:01 AM (#3049683)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: Bill D

Did you know that half of twelve is seven?













XII


09 Dec 10 - 02:43 PM (#3049827)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: Bee-dubya-ell

It's easy. Just draw the "6" backwards. Instead of starting at the "tip" and drawing it in a counterclockwise motion, start at the inside and draw it in a clockwise motion.

Or be a smart-ass and draw a "9" and flip it over.


09 Dec 10 - 02:52 PM (#3049832)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: gnu

Cheatin ain't allowed.


09 Dec 10 - 03:05 PM (#3049846)
Subject: RE: BS: Lift your right foot...
From: gnomad

See? Told ya Gnu would say it wuz cheating, but it does work.