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BS: Merry Christmas Chongo

20 Dec 10 - 09:12 AM (#3057764)
Subject: BS: Merry Christmas Chongo
From: John MacKenzie

Nope, they're not monkeys


20 Dec 10 - 09:59 AM (#3057790)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Christmas Chongo
From: Rapparee

Yup, that there's the way the boys out here would have him dancin' iffen he ever came out this way. Jist hoppin' up an down to .45 time.


20 Dec 10 - 10:48 AM (#3057831)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Christmas Chongo
From: Bobert

I was lookin' fir Chongz in that lineup but didn't see any rifle straps on any of them monkeys so I guess he just ain't into them kinda team sports... Always has been more of a loner, come to think of it...

But Merry Christmas anyway, Chongz, and fir gush sakes, don't go shootin' at Santa like last year...


20 Dec 10 - 11:45 AM (#3057866)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Christmas Chongo
From: Amos

Chongo, this season, founded on icons of forgiveness and charity, would be an excellent timne for you to return to the icy, wind-blasdted back alleys of Chicago and make peace and amends with your long abandoned mother, your sister Chinga, and any other kin you have so cruelly neglected lo these many years.


A


20 Dec 10 - 12:29 PM (#3057888)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Christmas Chongo
From: Little Hawk

It's very disturbing to see continued evidence of widespread public ignorance regarding the very clear anatomical differences between apes and monkeys. There has been a terrible decline in academic standards, I think.

Nice video, though. ;-) Chongo should be pleased when he sees it, aside from the incorrect "monkey" labeling in the title.


20 Dec 10 - 01:07 PM (#3057907)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Christmas Chongo
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

Thanks, John.

I know them guys. Nice buncha chimps. They are from Cincinnati. They got a start there in an Irish Bar called "Finnigan's Wake". They been takin' their act all over the world in the past few years. What I think they need to do, though, is work some on gettin' better costumes and facial expressions. I can see room for improvement there. Ook! Ook! ;-D Paul Anka would probably insist on them wearin' SHIRTS! if he was managin' them guys. But if he got too pushy about it...and knowin' Paul, he might....well, they'd just rip his face off.

- Chongo


20 Dec 10 - 01:49 PM (#3057931)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Christmas Chongo
From: Rapparee

Monkeys shouldn't be allowed ta wear clothes unless it's a jacket and that cute little hat like the guy in the old Phillip Morris commercials used to wear. Looks good when they're dancin' around to the organ grinder's barrel organ an' collectin' money in a tin cup.


20 Dec 10 - 04:33 PM (#3058027)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Christmas Chongo
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

Looks good...like you would hangin' naked off a meat hook and danglin' over a pit of rattlesnakes, right, Rap?

- Chongo


20 Dec 10 - 04:58 PM (#3058042)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Christmas Chongo
From: Rapparee

But then, that big gorilla Melvin The Ripper ain't after me, Chong ol' buddy-boy. I'm not the one who took away his blond bimbo, slipped him a Mickey Finn, rolled him like a drunk, and left him layin' in a Cicero Avenue gutter, am I?


20 Dec 10 - 05:12 PM (#3058050)
Subject: RE: BS: Merry Christmas Chongo
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

No, you ain't the one, Rap, cos you ain't got the nerve for a caper like that.

- Chongo