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'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...

25 Dec 10 - 10:04 PM (#3061319)
Subject: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Bobert

... ya'll know what I mean???


25 Dec 10 - 10:06 PM (#3061321)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: bobad

You should have put it in the freezer.


25 Dec 10 - 10:40 PM (#3061330)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: pdq

It turned a rather odd hue called ' Milton Brown'.


25 Dec 10 - 10:54 PM (#3061333)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: The Fooles Troupe

Yer jes gettin old Bobert ... :-P


26 Dec 10 - 01:51 AM (#3061361)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Amos

Someone been spoiling it with kindness, there, Bobez?


26 Dec 10 - 01:58 AM (#3061362)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Melissa

..guess you should have planned ahead and got your hambone boiled, huh?


26 Dec 10 - 02:50 AM (#3061364)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Joe Offer

Add peas, chopped carrots, onions, celery, and 10 peppercorns; and then boil the hell out of it.
Should make a good pea soup, even if it DID get spoiled.
-Joe-


26 Dec 10 - 04:12 AM (#3061379)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: John MacKenzie

PEA?


26 Dec 10 - 07:13 AM (#3061409)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: The Fooles Troupe

No thanks, just bean and had one ....


26 Dec 10 - 07:49 AM (#3061418)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: gnu

Call away for a cab to Chicago.


26 Dec 10 - 08:14 AM (#3061429)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: The Fooles Troupe

I've heard of Cab Callaway..


26 Dec 10 - 09:55 AM (#3061465)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: fat B****rd

That's al very well, Bobster, but, id you have to go far to get it boiled??


26 Dec 10 - 09:55 AM (#3061467)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: fat B****rd

or even did


26 Dec 10 - 10:30 AM (#3061479)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Rapparee

Penicillin will take care of that sort of thing, Bobert. I dunno what the P-Vine will say, though.


26 Dec 10 - 11:34 AM (#3061511)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: John MacKenzie

You sure it's a ham bone, not a trombone?
Does it get longer when you blow it?
If it does, it's definitely a trombone.


26 Dec 10 - 07:45 PM (#3061716)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Bobert

Melisa is closest...


26 Dec 10 - 09:06 PM (#3061748)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Rapparee

Wow, that sounds incredibly painful.... That Bobert is a REAL man.


26 Dec 10 - 10:37 PM (#3061768)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Bobert

Yeah, Rap...

All that stuff can be real painful...

Hint: Melisa has it half right... Okay, maybe 100%... Don't know... End of hint...

B~


26 Dec 10 - 11:08 PM (#3061784)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Melissa

are you planning to take it to cowtown, Bobert?
..that would be where I'd go if I had that particular problem


27 Dec 10 - 10:01 PM (#3062314)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Bobert

Nah, 'cause...

Goin' down to Clarksdale
to get my ham-bone boiled...

Been up in Memphis, Ten-a-see
and my ham-bone done got spoiled

B~


27 Dec 10 - 10:54 PM (#3062325)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Melissa

ah..I was thinking it was New York women who let your hambone spoil.


27 Dec 10 - 11:28 PM (#3062335)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Melissa

Bobert,
In the ones where there's a line that sounds like
"(descriptive word) woman makes a tadpole have a whale"
is that really what the words are, or are my ears twisted?


27 Dec 10 - 11:52 PM (#3062345)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: mousethief

Well they'll spoil you when you're trying to eat your ham
And they'll spoil you and they just don't give a damn
They'll spoil you when you're picking at your bone
They'll spoil you then they'll hang up on the phone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody spoils ham bone.


28 Dec 10 - 05:34 AM (#3062422)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: John MacKenzie

Add it to my stock of songs. Or is it my songs of stock?


28 Dec 10 - 04:53 PM (#3062819)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Bobert

Send me a piccure of yer ears, Melissa...


28 Dec 10 - 07:50 PM (#3062955)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: gnu

Couldn't find Cab's hambone but this might suit you, Bobert.


28 Dec 10 - 08:28 PM (#3062975)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: Bobert

Suit me jus' fine. gn-ze... Man, Cab was the shits... And the bass player was, too...

Neither of them needed to get nuthin' boiled...

B~


28 Dec 10 - 08:34 PM (#3062978)
Subject: RE: 'My ham-bone done got spoiled'...
From: gnu

Ahhh... never heard that used as a term of endearment before. Round these here parts, it's WAY opposite.