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BS: One for Bobster

23 Feb 11 - 11:36 PM (#3101665)
Subject: BS: One for Bobster
From: olddude

Hey Bobster
check out my new redneck fire alarm. I am thinking of marketing them whatta say, wanna go into business??

redneck fire alarm


23 Feb 11 - 11:47 PM (#3101667)
Subject: RE: BS: One for Bobster
From: Ebbie

I thought for sure it was going to be a braying mule!


24 Feb 11 - 12:04 AM (#3101672)
Subject: RE: BS: One for Bobster
From: Gurney

There was a guy in England who was awakened by his alarm. There was no battery in it! The fire was in the flat/apartment above, and softened the mounting tape holding it to the ceiling. It hit him in the face.

So there you are, OD. Change to a plastic nail, and put a tin bath underneath the 'alarm.'


24 Feb 11 - 12:09 AM (#3101678)
Subject: RE: BS: One for Bobster
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

LOL!! That was great!

GfS


24 Feb 11 - 12:13 AM (#3101681)
Subject: RE: BS: One for Bobster
From: LilyFestre

ROFL!!!!! Love it!!!

Michelle


24 Feb 11 - 07:14 AM (#3101829)
Subject: RE: BS: One for Bobster
From: jacqui.c

Loved it!


24 Feb 11 - 07:34 AM (#3101842)
Subject: RE: BS: One for Bobster
From: Bobert

What's so funny ya'll... Hey, it don't require no stenkin' batteries...

I think it's a great idea, Ol'ster... Bet we could get 2 bucks a pop fir 'um... Lotta cheaper than them elitist's smoke alarms...

B;~)


24 Feb 11 - 10:16 AM (#3101917)
Subject: RE: BS: One for Bobster
From: Ebbie

And you can usually use them more than once. Firemen rate them as popped, half pop and barely.


24 Feb 11 - 10:42 AM (#3101936)
Subject: RE: BS: One for Bobster
From: olddude

Yea and you see in my county there is a law that says everyone has to have a detector in their home ... so there ya go ... got a ready made market .. and if your house does catch fire, you provide a healthy treat to the fire dudes like Bruce to snack on afterward ... a win win for all ... Me and the bobster are going to get rich we are .. then we will be the boss hogs of the fire detector business