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BS: Happy Birthday, Maine

03 Mar 11 - 06:29 AM (#3106096)
Subject: BS: Happy Birthday, Maine
From: Naemanson

On this date in 1820 Congress passed the Missouri Compromise that brought Maine into existence as a separate state.

Happy 191st Birthday, Maine!


03 Mar 11 - 08:35 AM (#3106163)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Maine
From: jacqui.c

Almost as old as Kendall!

















jacqui.c - heading for the cellar


03 Mar 11 - 08:45 AM (#3106169)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Maine
From: gnu

Celebrate well. Fine buncha folks. Even MY relatives.


03 Mar 11 - 09:16 AM (#3106182)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Maine
From: Rapparee

Wasn't Mainey Eisenhower's wife?


03 Mar 11 - 10:38 AM (#3106226)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Maine
From: Becca72

Here Here!

And Jacqui, Have fun in the cellar for that one! LOL


03 Mar 11 - 12:08 PM (#3106285)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Maine
From: Dan Schatz

Now, that's not fair, Jacqui. Kendall was born and bred in Maine. Which makes Maine a little older than he is.

Hey, it's dark down here....

Dan


03 Mar 11 - 01:40 PM (#3106355)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Maine
From: GUEST,kendall

Maine came into the union as an escapee from Massachusetts. A free state, but it aint free no more!


03 Mar 11 - 03:15 PM (#3106428)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Maine
From: Naemanson

Well, hell, Kendall, what has ever been free? Even in the first days of the new country we had taxes and oppression. Freedom was just a battle cry for the businessmen who were tired of dealing with an overbearing self centered government (British) so they installed they own government that quickly grew to be overbearing and self centered.


03 Mar 11 - 03:19 PM (#3106431)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Maine
From: Naemanson

By the way, most of my students have no idea what or where Maine is. They think it's somewhere near New York.

I explain it by saying the Bible got the story of Genesis wrong. It goes like this:

In the beginning God created Maine. And he looked on it and it was good. Then, he mused, where can I keep such a precious jewel? And so, he created the universe as a setting for the State of Maine.


03 Mar 11 - 03:38 PM (#3106442)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Maine
From: EBarnacle

It is, it is near New York--less than 300 miles away. Everything is relative. Ask Einstein.


03 Mar 11 - 04:37 PM (#3106475)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Maine
From: Charley Noble

No, Eric, NYC is in another galaxy, if not another universe.

Come to Maine and admire our new glaciers!

Charley Noble


03 Mar 11 - 11:40 PM (#3106626)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Maine
From: J-boy

Mainers are the best people in the whole damn 'verse. Well...Canucks come a close second.


04 Mar 11 - 02:56 PM (#3107019)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Maine
From: GUEST,999

Glad you said that.


04 Mar 11 - 03:19 PM (#3107032)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Maine
From: Jeri

J-boy, I also think that people whose names start with "J" are among the best in the whole damn 'verse. On the whole, I think Mainers are pretty alright. I also think there are lots of rocks and trees (and water) in Maine, so they almost ARE Canadians (especially in light of that island for which they both claim joint).


04 Mar 11 - 03:56 PM (#3107061)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Maine
From: gnu

J-boy... some Canucks. Them Uppity Canucks and yer Lotus Land ones, and them westerners what is inKleined ta say shit about Easterners, well, we in Atlantic Canada have always had a Plan B ta become a part of Maine eh. Maybe New Maineh.. New Maineuseh?


05 Mar 11 - 01:37 AM (#3107272)
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Maine
From: J-boy

Sounds Aboot Right. You'll have to drop the Zed for Z,however. It doesn't quite fit our rebel colonist ears. But Mainers love the hockey almost as much as you do so we can make a few concessions on that point. Curling is still a complete goddamn mystery unfortunately.