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Wetwang Acoustic

27 Mar 11 - 07:59 AM (#3122524)
Subject: Wetwang Acoustic 12th April
From: GUEST,Trevor A

Wetwang Acoustic is on the 2nd Tuesday of each month in the Victoria Inn, Wetwang, 7 miles west of Driffield, East Yorkshire on the A166. Just turn up and sing, play or listen to traditional and contemporary live acoustic music. Starts 8.00 p.m.

www.kirkburn.net for acoustic venues in East Yorkshire


27 Mar 11 - 10:24 AM (#3122615)
Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: Will Fly

Too far from me, Trevor (Sussex) - but good luck with the session. Keep it live and keep it acoustic! Good to hear of these things.


27 Mar 11 - 04:06 PM (#3122870)
Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: InOBU

Does one pronounce that We Tang... or Wet Wang... pardone me asking... but, well... oh... emmmmm.... well, have a nice session...
After all... I am in the States...
Lorcan


28 Mar 11 - 03:45 AM (#3123105)
Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: Dave Hanson

Like it's spelled Larry, Wet wang.

Dave H


28 Mar 11 - 05:45 AM (#3123158)
Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: Nick

Some of us with guitars twang though


28 Mar 11 - 03:03 PM (#3123535)
Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: PoppaGator

Seems to me that "We Twang" would be more musical and less pornographic than "Wet Wang," but then I, too, am in the States...


28 Mar 11 - 03:40 PM (#3123565)
Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: catspaw49

Always nice to keep your wang wet...........

Spaw


28 Mar 11 - 03:48 PM (#3123567)
Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: Nick

and your twangs wee


28 Mar 11 - 03:49 PM (#3123570)
Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: catspaw49

I'm not real sure though about twanging your wang as that might be stretching things too far.........................

Spaw


28 Mar 11 - 03:50 PM (#3123571)
Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: Nick

I'll start an acoustic thing (thang?) one day with that slogan

"Our wangs are wet but our twangs are wee"

Sounds like a good night potentially


28 Mar 11 - 04:45 PM (#3123602)
Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: Linda Kelly

We twang they twang we all twang in Wetwang


28 Mar 11 - 06:42 PM (#3123711)
Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: GUEST,eric the viking

As long as it's not Wetwang, slack key.


28 Mar 11 - 08:29 PM (#3123748)
Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: The Fooles Troupe

Damn - all the good obvious easy jokes have been taken. cause I didn't open this thread earlier.


29 Mar 11 - 06:43 AM (#3123939)
Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: InOBU

I must come to the session on day and sing a wee song I picked up from Johney Keenan...

Come all ye sons of piety and listen to my dirge
Some say its just a pack of lies,
but its gosple every word
When God made father Adam, sure
he laughed and danced and sang
and he tied off Adams belly with
a little piece of wang.

Ah my, there will always be an England if only for the funny place names. Of course, here in the US, we have Bird in Hand, Intercourse, and Paradice all in a row in Lancaster...

Best wishes
Lorcan


29 Mar 11 - 07:03 AM (#3123952)
Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: GUEST,Ebor_fiddler

Excuse me, but what's so funny about Wetwang? You'll be saying next that Whipmawhopmagate is an odd street name.


29 Mar 11 - 11:53 AM (#3124160)
Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: Midchuck

You could achieve that condition by coming to Vermont and going over to Ryegate to swim in Ticklenaked Pond.

P.


29 Mar 11 - 04:02 PM (#3124324)
Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: catspaw49

Remember old Andy Devine's show? He always said, "Pluck your magic twanger Froggie."

I was about 5 then but as I became a teen I recall turning that phrase into yet another substitute for jacking off.


Spaw


29 Mar 11 - 08:22 PM (#3124449)
Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: InOBU

Ah ol' froggie... we are showing our age, Spaw... =) fond memories...


29 Mar 11 - 09:25 PM (#3124489)
Subject: RE: Wetwang Acoustic
From: BrooklynJay

Ah, Froggie Gremlin and Andy's Gang. That sure takes me back.

When they were growing up, my late wife used to tease her little sister by saying that phrase to her because she... well, she looked just like Froggie (and still does).

Sorry for the thread drift, but I just had to mention it...

Jay