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BS: The Moose and me

06 Apr 11 - 09:04 PM (#3130201)
Subject: BS: The Moose and me
From: kendall

I was out walking in the woods last September, enjoying the foliage when suddenly here comes a huge Bull Moose charging right at me. I had no gun so I climbed the nearest tree. That Moose walked around and around that tree for half an hour.
When it figured I wasn't coming down it went off into the woods.
Later, when it looked safe to come down, I slowly slid down and was almost on the ground when I looked up and here comes that Moose with a Beaver!


06 Apr 11 - 09:20 PM (#3130205)
Subject: RE: BS: The Moose and me
From: wysiwyg

Did you adapt "The Preacher and the Bear" on the spot and sing it to them? :~)

~S~


06 Apr 11 - 10:07 PM (#3130218)
Subject: RE: BS: The Moose and me
From: Beer

I don't know about the beaver, but did you have to change your shorts?
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06 Apr 11 - 11:13 PM (#3130250)
Subject: RE: BS: The Moose and me
From: Bill D

That's an amazing story!
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especially when you know that moose don't speak beaver, and they have to find a bear to loosely translate.


07 Apr 11 - 04:58 AM (#3130343)
Subject: RE: BS: The Moose and me
From: Will Fly

Nothing beats a good beaver.


07 Apr 11 - 05:40 AM (#3130355)
Subject: RE: BS: The Moose and me
From: gnu

Heheheheee!


07 Apr 11 - 08:32 AM (#3130434)
Subject: RE: BS: The Moose and me
From: kendall

I surrounded them and they gave up.


07 Apr 11 - 10:17 AM (#3130498)
Subject: RE: BS: The Moose and me
From: Louie Roy

Good story Kendall but I heard it 81 years ago but at that time it wa Two Wolves


07 Apr 11 - 10:21 AM (#3130501)
Subject: RE: BS: The Moose and me
From: olddude

LOL ... did ya throw a rock .... LOL


07 Apr 11 - 11:53 AM (#3130575)
Subject: RE: BS: The Moose and me
From: Ebbie

Kendall got away just after the nick of time.