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BS: Screw it, I'm....

22 Apr 11 - 09:46 PM (#3140762)
Subject: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Bobert

...well, of course the easy answer is, "I'm out of here, right???

Okay, that is a given...

Here's the deal... There are many other ways to complete the thought, some serious, some not so... and others in between...

Have at it...

B~


22 Apr 11 - 09:52 PM (#3140767)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Ron Davies

going to have use a Phillips head on this.


22 Apr 11 - 09:58 PM (#3140771)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: bobad

drunk.


22 Apr 11 - 10:02 PM (#3140776)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Wesley S

.... gonna put vodka in the orange juice.


22 Apr 11 - 11:16 PM (#3140802)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: J-boy

posting on mudcat for no good reason.


22 Apr 11 - 11:17 PM (#3140803)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Rapparee

...too damned tired.


22 Apr 11 - 11:24 PM (#3140807)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Smokey.

...I'm... I'm... I'm... Uh. Sorry. Zzzzzz.


23 Apr 11 - 03:34 AM (#3140887)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Lizzie Cornish 1

...addicted to Mudcat! :0)


23 Apr 11 - 05:20 AM (#3140931)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Micca

Trying to undo a coffee bean with an electric screwdriver.. (ok, it was a dark corner and it looked like a rusted screwhead on what I was duismantling!!!)


23 Apr 11 - 05:23 AM (#3140932)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Wolfhound person

....fed up with inadequate DIY


23 Apr 11 - 07:01 AM (#3140956)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: fat B****rd

...lookin' over a four leafed clover


23 Apr 11 - 08:09 AM (#3140980)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

...gonna vote for Chongo this time.


23 Apr 11 - 12:41 PM (#3141130)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Bill D

....singing this in F!


23 Apr 11 - 01:38 PM (#3141170)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Can't this wait??!!??..I'm busy arguing with all the voices in my head!!

wink.

GfS


23 Apr 11 - 06:25 PM (#3141323)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Dave MacKenzie

I'm letting Harvey get on with it.


23 Apr 11 - 06:46 PM (#3141329)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: frogprince

You screw it; I'm committed to celibacy.


23 Apr 11 - 08:28 PM (#3141367)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: gnu

I take severe offense froggy! As a celibater of well over ten years I find your post derogatory and demeaning to us non-fuckers. We have suffered the butt of such "humour" for far too long and I urge all celibaters to stand up and stop taking it!!!

I say, screw it... DON'T screw it!!!


23 Apr 11 - 08:48 PM (#3141376)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: olddude

Eating a lemon cookie with cream filling and drinking a decaf coffee ..
holding my little wiener dog ... What an exciting life I lead


23 Apr 11 - 09:37 PM (#3141397)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Bill D

....gonna abandon hope
















Chilly down here, ain't it, Virgil?


24 Apr 11 - 05:01 AM (#3141490)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: beeliner

The best one I ever heard was from Arte Johnson, as "Tyrone", the dirty old man, on the Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In TV show of yore.

After making two passes at Ruth Buzzi, as "Gladys", and being clobbered both times, he says to himself, "Screw it, I'm gonna go home, jerk off, and come on my autographed picture of Teresa Brewer".

Obviously, it never made it past the censors, but was later released on an "outtakes" collection.


24 Apr 11 - 01:14 PM (#3141693)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Mrrzy

... out of chocolate already, and it's barely 1 pm!


25 Apr 11 - 11:03 AM (#3142024)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Wesley S

Here's a solo acoustic version of the always entertaining Ray Wylie Hubbard singing:   



Screw you, we're from Texas


25 Apr 11 - 12:05 PM (#3142051)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: VirginiaTam

Vissez le! Je suis jouant la loterie, cette semaine. Me souhaiter bonne chance!


25 Apr 11 - 12:23 PM (#3142068)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Bill D

*gasp* You do, and you'll clean it up!


25 Apr 11 - 01:21 PM (#3142099)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Amos

En effet, vas-tu le partager?


A


25 Apr 11 - 01:36 PM (#3142108)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: gnu

VT... me too. If I win big, I'll share some. Not with Amos, of course. He's got more coin than he can spend.


25 Apr 11 - 01:54 PM (#3142116)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: VirginiaTam

I will host a Mudcat Tavern party at Amos' house when he goes on vacation again!


25 Apr 11 - 01:59 PM (#3142119)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: gnu

I'll bring the chimp and dip... if he's outta jail.


25 Apr 11 - 02:32 PM (#3142125)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: Dave the Gnome

...hitting the 'submit button' :-)

MP


25 Apr 11 - 02:47 PM (#3142135)
Subject: RE: BS: Screw it, I'm....
From: gnu

MP.... hahahahahahaaaa

That's a gem! So are you.