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ADD: Where Do You Go To My Lovely (Sarstedt)

16 Sep 99 - 03:03 PM (#114749)
Subject: LyrRequest:Where do you go to my Lovely?
From: Tom B.

A mudcatter helped me identify the title of this song but did not know the lyrics. I think I can figure the chords if I had the words. It's by Peter Sarstedt ca.1969 on an eponymous album. Thanks!


16 Sep 99 - 03:21 PM (#114752)
Subject: Lyr Add: WHERE DO YOU GO TO, MY LUGGAGE? (parody)
From: Peter T.

Try this instead (from http://www.troutmag.clara.net/luggage.html)

WHERE DO YOU GO TO, MY LUGGAGE?
(To the tune of 'Where Do You Go To My Lovely?' by Peter Sarstedt)

You look like a suitcase by Cardin. Your straps are all leather, I'm sure.
Full of clothes by the best of designers, well my aftershave says it's Dior.

We impressed them all at Luton Airport, with your locks all picked out in gold,
Off to the Costa del Plenty, so get into that cargo hold.
(There you go, nice and safe.)

But where do you go to, my luggage, when I'm on my charter plane?
I'd like to get into my new shorts, but they're in Japan. I'm in Spain.
(Yes I am. How'd you do that?)

The plane's only 17 hours late. it could be much worse, so they say.
The carousel spins around gaily. cases all get picked up, go away.
(O.K., where've you gone?)

I'm standing here like a Wally, no sign of my luggage again.
A suitcase with a mind of its own is getting to be a serious pain.

Oh where do you go to my luggage, when I'm on that charter plane?
I want to get into a clean shirt, but somehow you got to Bahrain.
(I said Spain. You know I did.)

I remember the back shelves of Woolies, a suitcase all lost and alone,
Saved from the season-end markdown, by my rush to get packed and go home.

I know you're not really by Cardin. your plastic straps don't come from France.
The gold's peeling off from your tinplate, but you look pretty good at first glance.

But I know where you go to, my luggage. Why I turn round and there you are gone.
You just can't forget where you come from. You're trying to get home to Taiwan.


16 Sep 99 - 03:27 PM (#114753)
Subject: Lyr Add: WHERE DO YOU GO (from No Mercy)
From: Harry Hayfield

Where do you go, my lovely? Where do you go? I want to know, my lovely! I want to know! Where do you go? I want to know! Where do you go? I want to know!

You leave without a word, No message, no number, And now my head is (hanging?) (Like it were thunder?) You left me with a heartbreak deep inside, Girl, you should see me cry all night and I wonder, Everybody says "What is right, What is wrong?", They don't like the games that we play! Heard you hanging round, every night until dawn, Been waiting for you, night and day!

Where do you go, my lovely? Where do you go? I want to know, my lovely! I want to know! Where do you go? I want to know! Where do you go? I want to know!

You keep me dragging in silence. don't keep me waiting Just like the river flowing to the sea You're running back to me, Girl, hear what I saying

Where do you go, my lovely? I want to know! Where do you go? Where do you go? I wanna know

(Instrumental)

Where do you go? Where do you go? Where do you go?

Save Me!

I'm driving back a tear, I cry for you baby! You've got to stop this heartbreak deep inside, You've got to help me through the night, Save Me! Come Back and Save Me!

Where do you go, my lovely? Where do you go? I want to know, my lovely! I want to know! Where do you go, my lovely? Where do you go? I want to know!

Where do you go? Where do you go?

And there we are. Once again, thanks for "The Happy Wanderer"


16 Sep 99 - 03:38 PM (#114756)
Subject: Lyr Add: WHERE DO YOU GO TO MY LOVELY (Sarstedt)
From: bobby's girl

These words are dredged up from my memory, so I wouldn’t swear to their absolute accuracy, but they're fairly close.

You talk like Marlene Dietrich
And you dance like Zizi Jeanmere (?)
Your clothes are all made by Balmain
And there's diamonds and pearls in your hair
Yes there are

You live in a fancy apartment
Off the boulevard St Michel
Where you keep your Rolling Stones records
And your friends of Sacha Distel
Yes you do

But where do you go to my lovely
When you're alone in your bed
Wont you tell me the thoughts that surround you
I want to look inside your head

They say that when you get married
It'll be to a millionaire
But they don't realise where you came from
And I wonder if they really care
Or give a Damn

I remember the back streets of Naples
2 childrens begging in rags
Both touched with a burning ambition
To throw off their lowly-born tags they tried

I know where you go to my lovely
When you're alone in your bed
I know the thoughts that surround you
Cos I can look inside your head


16 Sep 99 - 04:35 PM (#114772)
Subject: RE: LyrRequest:Where do you go to my Lovely?
From: jetsam

There's also a version which goes:

How do you rub in the sun oil When you're alone on the beach Show me the bits that confound you The parts that are just of reach......


16 Sep 99 - 08:12 PM (#114813)
Subject: RE: LyrRequest:Where do you go to my Lovely?
From: Malcolm Douglas

Tom

Check your original thread ("Marie Claire"?/lyric req)

I've posted the lyrics for you.

Malcolm


17 Sep 99 - 10:53 AM (#114913)
Subject: RE: LyrRequest:Where do you go to my Lovely?
From: Steve Latimer

Peter T,

I far prefer your version.

Steve


17 Sep 99 - 01:38 PM (#114982)
Subject: RE: LyrRequest:Where do you go to my Lovely?
From: Jon Freeman

Even though I enjoy alternative words, in this instance I much prefer Peter Sarstedt's version. Was Marie Claire a real (or based on one) person?

Jon


17 Sep 99 - 01:44 PM (#114986)
Subject: RE: LyrRequest:Where do you go to my Lovely?
From: Peter T.

Modesty forbids -- "Where Do You Go To, My Luggage" comes from that parody site, and isn't by me. The last line is a classic.
yours, Peter T.


17 Sep 99 - 06:54 PM (#115106)
Subject: RE: LyrRequest:Where do you go to my Lovely?
From: Tom B.

You guys and gals are great.

Thanks Malcolm, got it.

Does anyone recommend a method of searching for this old LP? I would like to purchase it. I know my yellow pages will have something, but does anyone have any favorite sources?

I'm off for two days, but will appreciate whatever you post.


18 Sep 99 - 12:16 AM (#115205)
Subject: RE: LyrRequest:Where do you go to my Lovely?
From: 90 mile an hour girl

Might be hard to fins - if you come uo against a brick wall I suppose I could tape it for ya' I think its great sombody's paying attention to this old LP. I got it in Europe @ 20 years ago and it was already elderly at that time. Or, try E-Bay!


18 Sep 99 - 12:19 AM (#115206)
Subject: RE: LyrRequest:Where do you go to my Lovely?
From: 90 girl

P.S. I'm not tryin' to get money...no freakin' way ( since I mentioned the e-Bay thing I thought maybe you thought, etc.)


18 Sep 99 - 12:23 AM (#115208)
Subject: RE: LyrRequest:Where do you go to my Lovely?
From: 90 mile an hour girl

Never mind I see you got what ya neede from the "Marie Claire" post..


05 Jan 24 - 07:18 AM (#4194916)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Where Do You Go To My Lovely (Sarstedt)
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler

A request from a friend to ask if anyone knows another parody of this from many years ago.
He thought it was by Shep Wooley, he remembers it but says it wasn't him.

Such lines as "Your clothes, they all came from Woolworths"

I wondered if it was Fred Wedlock but can't trace it.

Robin


05 Jan 24 - 07:26 AM (#4194917)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Where Do You Go To My Lovely (Sarstedt)
From: Thompson

Zizi Jeanmaire


05 Jan 24 - 09:52 AM (#4194925)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Where Do You Go To My Lovely (Sarstedt)
From: Georgiansilver

Here is the song...1969.


05 Jan 24 - 10:28 AM (#4194929)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Where Do You Go To My Lovely (Sarstedt)
From: GUEST,Nick Dow

Parody was Les Barker.
You talk like Eddie Wareing and dance like Yogi Bear.
Where do you go to my Doris when you're alone on the bus?
Interestingly Sarstedt wrote two more verses, one of which was a little forthright and was removed from the single release.


05 Jan 24 - 12:05 PM (#4194936)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Where Do You Go To My Lovely (Sarstedt)
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler

I think the one I'm looking for is yet another one. I have the Les Barker one somewhere and this one does not sound familiar from the snippets that I have been told about.

The song is just too easy to parody!

Robin


05 Jan 24 - 03:07 PM (#4194951)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Where Do You Go To My Lovely (Sarstedt)
From: Dave the Gnome

Do you know Rob Mason, Robin? Used to sing with a duo called "The Likes of Us" who did a lot on the folk circuits around Lancashire until his singing partner, Vern, passed away some years back.

They used to do a version which may be the one you are after. He is on Faceache I think


08 Jan 24 - 01:14 PM (#4195127)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Where Do You Go To My Lovely (Sarstedt)
From: GUEST

Back to the original. The verse that was left out by more conservative radio stations:

You're in between 20 and 30
A most desirable age
Your body is firm and inviting
But you live on a glittering stage


08 Jan 24 - 01:57 PM (#4195130)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Where Do You Go To My Lovely (Sarstedt)
From: GUEST,Ray

Apparently, one of those 10 minute compositions.


09 Jan 24 - 01:29 PM (#4195202)
Subject: RE: Lyr ADD: Where Do You Go To My Lovely (Sarstedt)
From: GeoffLawes

Various recordings on YouTube    https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Where+Do+You+Go+To+My+Lovely


10 Jan 24 - 07:44 PM (#4195247)
Subject: RE: Lyr ADD: Where Do You Go To My Lovely (Sarstedt)
From: Tattie Bogle

It’s a song my friends and I did at Girvan Folk Festival a few years back in their (supposed to be humorous, not serious) Folk Band competition. Our lead singer (female) dressed to look like Peter Sarstedt, complete with stick-on moustache and wig. The wig stayed on, but the tache kept unsticking and moving around at all sorts of strange angles, which brought the house down! It might still be on YouTube too!


11 Jan 24 - 04:35 PM (#4195299)
Subject: RE: Lyr ADD: Where Do You Go To My Lovely (Sarstedt)
From: John MacKenzie

It's a bit of a boring tune, but conversely quite a good song.


12 Jan 24 - 05:17 AM (#4195311)
Subject: RE: Lyr ADD: Where Do You Go To My Lovely (Sarstedt)
From: Backwoodsman

Never met Peter but, back in 1964/5 when I was 17/18, around the time 'Boys Cry' was charting, my band opened at two shows for his brother, Clive Sarstedt (whose professional name is Eden Kane) at our local venue. A very nice chap, very professional, who kindly offered us the use of his band's excellent PA and back-line gear. A very good atmosphere in the dressing-room, which we shared with Clive and his band, The Downbeats.

Clive is still performing, often in shows with Marty and Roxy Wilde. Still a great guy and an excellent performer. And still too bloody handsome! ;-) :-)


12 Jan 24 - 07:28 PM (#4195354)
Subject: RE: Lyr ADD: Where Do You Go To My Lovely (Sarstedt)
From: Tattie Bogle

According to Wikipedia (which I know isn’t always accurate!), Eden Kane was the eldest of three Sarstedt brothers, real name Richard Graham Sarstedt. The one called Clive later became known as Robin Sarstedt. It also gives Eden’s real name as Richard on his website.


13 Jan 24 - 02:27 AM (#4195364)
Subject: RE: Lyr ADD: Where Do You Go To My Lovely (Sarstedt)
From: Backwoodsman

Duh! Thanks Tattie! Tired old brain confused with the names. The same guy though!


13 Jan 24 - 02:30 AM (#4195365)
Subject: RE: Lyr ADD: Where Do You Go To My Lovely (Sarstedt)
From: Backwoodsman

It was sixty years ago - gimme a break! :-0 ;-)


13 Jan 24 - 03:14 AM (#4195367)
Subject: RE: Lyr ADD: Where Do You Go To My Lovely (Sarstedt)
From: Dave the Gnome

I remember Robin having one hit. Was it "I get a kick out of you"?

More memorable was calling him Robin Barstedt :-)


16 Jan 24 - 05:11 PM (#4195576)
Subject: RE: Lyr ADD: Where Do You Go To My Lovely (Sarstedt)
From: Tattie Bogle

Sorry BWM: you don’t honestly thinkI remembered all that, do you? I must be at least as old as you! Wikipedia is my friend!
And ha-ha DtG!


19 Jan 24 - 07:19 PM (#4195821)
Subject: RE: Lyr ADD: Where Do You Go To My Lovely (Sarstedt)
From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler

The one I'm looking for starts "You talk like Henry Cooper", more details to come when my friend finds his notebook.

Robin


13 Nov 25 - 09:56 AM (#4231579)
Subject: RE: Lyr ADD: Where Do You Go To My Lovely (Sarstedt)
From: Johnny J

I remember a version from Edinburgh performers including (I think) Harry Cullen and also Nick keir.

Lines such such

"Your name it is hear in high places. The Fiscal knows all about you
You buy all your clothes at The Co-op and you work in Edinburgh Zoo...picking fleas off gorillas."

"I remember the tenement apartment in a place just off Tynecastle Lane
Where you keep your Sidney devine Records and a friend of Una MacLean"

There's much more. I can probably remember most of them but if anyone has the complete song to hand that would be great.


13 Nov 25 - 08:16 PM (#4231587)
Subject: RE: ADD: Where Do You Go To My Lovely (Sarstedt)
From: JennieG

Dave the Gnome - the singer who had somewhat of a hit with 'I get a kick out of you' was the late Gary Shearston, an Ozzie singer.


14 Nov 25 - 05:04 AM (#4231594)
Subject: RE: ADD: Where Do You Go To My Lovely (Sarstedt)
From: Johnny J

You are right, Jennie.

Robin's hit was "My Resistance Is Low".