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BS: I have an opinion

05 May 11 - 02:11 AM (#3148276)
Subject: BS: I have an opinion
From: J-boy

And to get my opinion across I MIGHT START TYPING USING ONLY CAPITAL LETTERS. BUT IF THAT DOESN'T WORK I MIGHT HAVE TO RESORT TO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!! AND FINALLY I WILL RESPOND TO YOUR IGNORANT RESPONSES TO MY OPINION WITH A STRING OF QUESTION MARKS????????? You have been warned.


05 May 11 - 02:19 AM (#3148283)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Dave Hanson

When we want your opinion             we'll tell you what it is.

Dave H


05 May 11 - 02:46 AM (#3148293)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Ebbie

Oh, dear, J-boy- can we handle TWO???????????


05 May 11 - 04:19 AM (#3148328)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,John MacKenzie

:) ;)


05 May 11 - 04:46 AM (#3148342)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Wolfhound person

I find I often have one of those, but if I can't keep it to myself (which I find is the best thing to do in most cases) I sit down with a nice cup of tea until it goes away. Extreme cases might need a chocolate bar as well.

Good luck

Paws


05 May 11 - 05:10 AM (#3148353)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Georgiansilver

Being opinionated is a personal joy! Such a pity others don't always accept mine!! LOL


05 May 11 - 05:11 AM (#3148354)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Ebbie: "Oh, dear, J-boy- can we handle TWO???????????"

Can he??

GfS


05 May 11 - 05:14 AM (#3148356)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Will Fly

Well - you can take your "opinion" - AND STUFF IT RIGHT UP YOUR BUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That contentious enough for you?


05 May 11 - 05:29 AM (#3148359)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Lox

Will you missed a few of these .....

(here have mine) ......

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(?)


05 May 11 - 05:48 AM (#3148370)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,Shimrod

You're all WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!


05 May 11 - 07:47 AM (#3148419)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,Patsy

All the Caps, esclamation and question marks J-Boy are giving me one of my migraines EEEEESSSHHH!!!!!!!

Dark room quick.


05 May 11 - 07:51 AM (#3148422)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: olddude

You made me smile thank you ... I needed that
priceless


05 May 11 - 08:04 AM (#3148439)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Donuel

If it works for you.

I started using pictures to advance my opinion but people get jaded to that in time so that a picture is only worth 10 words.


05 May 11 - 08:27 AM (#3148458)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Georgiansilver

That's your opinion!!! LOL


05 May 11 - 09:09 AM (#3148474)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,John MacKenzie

As the one legged man said when running for a bus, 'It's a matter of a pinion'


05 May 11 - 09:12 AM (#3148477)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: catspaw49

............awgeeziz......................pinion.........................oy...................

Spaw


05 May 11 - 09:18 AM (#3148483)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Wesley S

You know what they say: Opinions are like assholes - everybodys got one.

"Assholes on Parade"


05 May 11 - 10:11 AM (#3148513)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Uncle_DaveO

Opinions are like assholes - everybody's got one.

The rest of the quote is, "And they all stink!"


05 May 11 - 10:21 AM (#3148520)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Rapparee

How very nice for you.


05 May 11 - 11:11 AM (#3148546)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Bee-dubya-ell

I thought an opinion was an accordion tuned to Open G.


05 May 11 - 12:03 PM (#3148576)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: kendall

"Everyone is entitled to my opinion." (David Brinkley)


05 May 11 - 12:35 PM (#3148606)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: MGM·Lion

How about an IP-onion for a change? Skins and skins and layers and layers of Intellectual Property ~ AKA © ~ to be peeled away. That should make you cry...

IMO!

~Michael~


05 May 11 - 01:18 PM (#3148644)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Jeez, the chick on the video, looks like an emaciated speed freak!

Here, speaking of 'assholes': Have fun!

Regards,

GfS


05 May 11 - 01:31 PM (#3148654)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: gnu

Opinions are not necessarily logical.


05 May 11 - 01:42 PM (#3148657)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Nor, necessarily illogical.
..but that's just an opinion!

GfS


05 May 11 - 01:49 PM (#3148660)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Donuel

I have povs not opinions.


05 May 11 - 02:18 PM (#3148675)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: catspaw49

I no longer have opinions.I now specialize in and actively give out absolute truth and dead certain facts.

You're all flaming assholes. Fuck off.


Spaw


05 May 11 - 02:47 PM (#3148694)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: gnu

NO... YOU fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!


05 May 11 - 02:48 PM (#3148696)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: gnu

Hmmmmmmmm... was I married to you?


05 May 11 - 06:30 PM (#3148861)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Spaw: "You're all flaming assholes. Fuck off."

..and, of course, you shall be accommodating those who wish to take your advice??

wink!

GfS


05 May 11 - 07:04 PM (#3148886)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Little Hawk

Spaw has covered the situation most thoroughly. And you know what? He can go fuck himself. And so can everybody else here, cos you're all flaming assholes. And with that in mind, I think I'll go find a mirror and give myself the one-finger salute in it as I tell my own reflection to FUCK RIGHT OFF!

What a great day this is turning out to be. ;-D


05 May 11 - 11:07 PM (#3148974)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Little Hawk: "And with that in mind, I think I'll go find a mirror and give myself the one-finger salute in it as I tell my own reflection to FUCK RIGHT OFF!"

Hey, while you're in there, would you mind taking a shit, for me?...I'm too busy!"

GfS


06 May 11 - 02:57 AM (#3149036)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,Patsy

It's easy to give an opinion here because no-one can punch me on the nose from this distance ho ho!!


06 May 11 - 10:37 AM (#3149215)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

The last time I got fed up with my own damned opinion I shot out the bathroom mirror with a .44 magnum.

When it comes to other people's opinions I might do the same thing, but only if they are packin' heat and force me to ventilate 'em with some hot lead. If they ain't, I just tell 'em off good or punch their lights out. I do not believe in usin' force to excess...just to the point that is necessary, that's all.

In the case of dames, though, I usually just let 'em talk until they're done. In some cases that can take a good while. If so, I just say, "Uh-huh" now and then and stay focused on my drink or my cigar until it's over.


06 May 11 - 05:58 PM (#3149451)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Chongo: "The last time I got fed up with my own damned opinion I shot out the bathroom mirror with a .44 magnum."

Oh, tell the truth..we KNOW you were in the bathroom a long time..we know you were looking in the mirror..a long time...we know you shot the mirror....but you know as well as I, it wasn't with a .44 magnum!!!
Just keepin' ya' honest!!

GfS


06 May 11 - 06:12 PM (#3149458)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Georgiansilver

That's your ape-inion!!!


06 May 11 - 06:23 PM (#3149464)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Georgiansilver: "That's your ape-inion!!!



No, really!!..We heard the glass shattering all the way from here!!!!

GfS


07 May 11 - 06:15 PM (#3150041)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: s&r

I Just don't know what to think...

Stu


07 May 11 - 06:21 PM (#3150045)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: gnu

Don't have an opinion Stu? You'll have to rescind your cookie for that and become a guest with MANY opinions.


07 May 11 - 06:28 PM (#3150051)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: WalkaboutsVerse

Recirculating ball or rack and pinion...any thoughts?


07 May 11 - 07:31 PM (#3150082)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

What makes you think your opinion is worth any of my time?

- Chongo


07 May 11 - 07:43 PM (#3150086)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: gnu

You have opposable thumbs. So, you could stick either up yer ass, or both, and not bother to ask if you were so declined you hairy ape.

I know you didn't ask me... I'm just sayin.


07 May 11 - 11:24 PM (#3150161)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Janie

Once one groks the answer is 42, one can eschew opinions...




don't recommend one eschew one's asshole, however. Bad for one's health.


08 May 11 - 09:56 AM (#3150322)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: gnu

Talk out of his ass?


08 May 11 - 02:02 PM (#3150433)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Stringsinger

You have an opinion? Shame on you!   Please supply relevant information to support your claim.


08 May 11 - 03:19 PM (#3150483)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

I seen road apples that had more merit than yer opinion.

- Chongo


08 May 11 - 05:01 PM (#3150531)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: VirginiaTam

I have one, too. And it is all mine. None of you lot can have it, see? Cause it's mine.


08 May 11 - 10:34 PM (#3150626)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Gurney

GfS, it wasn't a mirror shattering that you heard. It was splattering.

WalksaboutVerse, a rack. It makes your car go further.
Has anyone still got a recirculating ball? There's an operation!


09 May 11 - 09:14 AM (#3150794)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Will Fly

My balls have been circulating for quite a while now - and, let me tell you, they move in the very best (concentric) circles.

And while I'm at it...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ah, that's better).


09 May 11 - 09:26 AM (#3150801)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Hamish

You need to be able hold fast to an opinion even in the face of inconveniently opposing evidence to be a politician.

I think.


09 May 11 - 09:09 PM (#3151146)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Gurney

All of the politicians I've seen were quite chary about expressing opinions, really. They seemed to like free dinners, but not eating words.


10 May 11 - 12:37 AM (#3151203)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Gurney: "GfS, it wasn't a mirror shattering that you heard. It was splattering."

Wow!! What a shot!!! Chongo, you're simply AMAZING!!!

GfS


10 May 11 - 11:53 AM (#3151474)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Little Hawk

Have him over as a house guest now and then, and you will be even more amazed!


10 May 11 - 12:19 PM (#3151484)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Well, he has to clean up his own messes. Tell him he has to bring his own towels lots of them, mops, squeegees, and disinfectants!!..unless he wishes to practice out in the pasture!
If he is good, we'll supply the bananas!

GfS


10 May 11 - 03:41 PM (#3151592)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Little Hawk

I'll see if I can arrange it. Do you have something that can work as a firing range on your property? Any targets set up? Chongo likes to practice his shooting skills as often as possible, so when he's visiting country people he always inquires about those kind of facilities. He and Clint Eastwood are forever trying to one-up each other when it comes to that sort of thing...ever since they both shot off the burning end of the cigar that was clenched in the other guy's jaws. It was at a bar in California, back in 1985. They've been pals ever since. Chongo knows the Orangutan who worked in those "Everywhich Way..." Eastwood films. He says he's "not a bad guy...for an Orangutan".


10 May 11 - 10:07 PM (#3151801)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Little Hawk: "..ever since they both shot off the burning end of the cigar that was clenched in the other guy's jaws.."

I've heard of a 'burning sensation' when you've been doin' things you shouldn't aught to....Bill and Monica have been wondering where that cigar went!..and its STILL burning?????????????

gfS


10 May 11 - 11:10 PM (#3151820)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

I know that this is just an opinion, but, I think that the ultimate rejection is when you're masturbating, and your hand falls asleep.

GfS


11 May 11 - 10:52 AM (#3152115)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Little Hawk

How do you know for sure?


11 May 11 - 05:06 PM (#3152329)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Well, I was just taking your word for it!

GfS


11 May 11 - 06:07 PM (#3152373)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Little Hawk

I see. Well, no, I think the ultimate rejection is suicide...if I may become serious for just a moment here. That's a definitive and final form of rejection of oneself, of life, of others, basically of the whole shebang...although it's "normal" common suicide that I'm talking about here, not suicide done on behalf of a political or national ideal (such as the WWII kamikaze pilots or a suicide bomber, for example). The latter is not based so much on rejection as it is on the idea of "service" (to the nation or the cause)...and taking vengeance on a perceived enemy.

The kamikaze pilots expected to die anyway (even in normal combat conditions), but they wanted to do so in a way which would do maximum damage to the military forces of the Allies. You could say that the men at the Alamo did something a bit along the same lines...and they are celebrated for it to this day. (caution: I don't mean EXACTLY along the same lines...but Travis did give them a chance to slip out and escape...or to fight and die...and virtually all of them made the choice to fight and die. I expect, like the Japanese, they didn't want to look bad in front of the others who chose to fight and die. It was a matter of honor. If an American does it, he is celebrated forever. If a Japanese does it, he's regarded as a fool who died uselessly.

(It helps a lot, of course, if your side ultimately happens to win the war, as the Texans did...then you can say that the sacrifice was "not in vain". If you lose, then people don't feel so good about it afterwards.)


11 May 11 - 06:29 PM (#3152378)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

I'll try to make this brief...but suicide is usually not caused from rejecting one's self, but rather, from one's sense of doing all he could, and never being 'good enough' to be accepted.
For instance, when a person is talking suicide, one of the worse things to tell that person is "Oh, but we love you...etc." That isn't what they are thinking...it makes them further think that NOBODY understands....and it even hurts them further to hear that!!
But rather, let that person KNOW how important HE (or SHE) is, and how much they really ARE appreciated, but nobody ever really expresses it to them. They have to be built up, and given the feeling that their own life, has been so beneficial to so many people, and in so many deep ways..and that they are so very much important, etc. etc...(True story)..I know, I've had to do it, and one not really that long ago!
Gawd!...where do these people come from?..and why do they seem to get around me??,,,,but I tell you, it's really, though, very mentally exhausting, it's also very ..umm...I guess the word is, both draining, and like you've given it your 'all'..just to save a life, that is really shaky.

Now, as to that 'other' subject.....don't you remember, when you were telling me about that time that you were........

wink(on the last part, only)

GfS


11 May 11 - 11:47 PM (#3152480)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Little Hawk

I think that rejection of self (acute disappointment in oneself, and a resulting desire to erase one's very being) is a big factor in many suicides, GfS. Japan has always had high quite suicide statistics, and that is largely because suicide is seen in that culture as a legitimate way of restoring personal honor after having "failed"...or of atoning for one's failure. Enormous numbers of their military personnel committed suicide merely over the personal shame of having participated in a lost battle or a failed campaign. These were highly trained and desperately needed men who took their own lives as a form of apology for having let their nation down by losing a battle! Extraordinary. The thing their nation most needed at that moment (from a practical military point of view) was for them to live to fight again another day, but instead they took their own lives. They did it because they were deeply ashamed of themselves and felt they didn't deserve to live.

While many people do commit suicide because they feel that "no one understands", I think that many also do so because they feel like abject failures. Lack of self-esteem is quite common in depressed and suicidal individuals. It can also be found in the manic type who rebounds from extreme confidence at times to the depths of depression at other times.


11 May 11 - 11:57 PM (#3152482)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Little Hawk

You asked, by the way, why is it that you find those people around you a fair bit...?

Maybe because you are one who is gifted in such a way as to be able to help them? Or it might be for a number of other reasons. In any case, like the rest of us, you simply end up dealing with what life sends your way.


12 May 11 - 12:38 AM (#3152496)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Sorta....but I'm not always coming across people like that..its maybe because I can spot some tell tale signs maybe.
And by the way, your description of your prior posts, describes the same elements, of which I was speaking of(or typing, which ever case may be), it is like from a failure for some to live with the feeling that absolutely NO ONE sees the care or effort, and love, behind the motives, that one tried to achieve....sooo, same sorta deal....but that doesn't take away from one's hand falling asleep!!!..now does it???(wink!)..well???, does it???!!!??

GfS


12 May 11 - 09:10 AM (#3152686)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Little Hawk

Okay...this thing about the hand...I have never experienced that, but are you implying that Chongo has?

I've had a foot fall asleep the odd time, but never a hand.


12 May 11 - 11:42 AM (#3152775)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Little Hawk: "I've had a foot fall asleep the odd time, but never a hand."

Wow!..I knew you were talented, but how in the world did you manage that?????

GfS


12 May 11 - 12:39 PM (#3152793)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Little Hawk

There are some things I cannot reveal... ;-)


13 May 11 - 07:11 AM (#3153259)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: GUEST,Patsy

Well a hand falling asleep is better than cramp in an inopportune moment. It is hard to make a sexy impression when you are hopping around the room.


13 May 11 - 12:21 PM (#3153416)
Subject: RE: BS: I have an opinion
From: Little Hawk

Unless you are a rabbit...