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Happy Birthday Bill D.

20 May 11 - 06:58 PM (#3157804)
Subject: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: catspaw49

I was really waiting for some other dumbass 'Catter to post this but I guess they are thinking about tomorrow and figuring, "What's the use?"   I also thought this may have been a conspiracy to keep your saggy old ass down perpetuated by the Truthers, Birthers, Deathers, Teabaggers, and other mental defectives.

I also know Joe requires these threads to be "different." Kiss my ass Father JoeBro..............

Happy Birfusday......I know you'd prefer just the decades but I was driven to do this by a late night conversation with some guy who claimed to be the second coming of Jesus but he couldn't do any tricks. This, however, did strike me a fairly decent idea...........


Spaw


20 May 11 - 07:02 PM (#3157807)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: GUEST

I second the sentiment of the dumbass OP.


20 May 11 - 07:04 PM (#3157808)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: bobad

Oops...I second the sentiment of the dumbass OP.


20 May 11 - 07:19 PM (#3157809)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: maeve

Happy Birthday, Bill.

Maeve


20 May 11 - 07:21 PM (#3157811)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: Janie

I just got off the phone with Rita and they are preparing to CELEBRATE!


20 May 11 - 07:24 PM (#3157813)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: freda underhill

Happy birthday!


20 May 11 - 07:25 PM (#3157814)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: catspaw49

Celebrate or Celebate?


Spaw


20 May 11 - 07:33 PM (#3157819)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: Bobert

Make it a good 'un, Bill... Get drunk or get laid or get somethin'... Don't take it sittin' down!!!

B~


20 May 11 - 07:52 PM (#3157828)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: catspaw49

Geeziz Bobertz.....You ain't never done it sittin' down?   You're kinda' missin' out on somethin' good if you don't mind my saying. Take a shot at it next time your, uh..........."situation" arises...........


Spaw


20 May 11 - 08:12 PM (#3157844)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: Bill D

Well! So much celebrating that I didn't check in here! (cherry pie & such).... I will take all Bobert's ideas under advisement ....as long as I don't hafta drink Iron City.

(I have a bottle of Chimay Ale from Belgium for just such occasions!)

Thank you one & all....and the birthers & deathers are out of sight for awhile....


20 May 11 - 08:46 PM (#3157856)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: katlaughing

Happy Birthday, BillDee! I promise not to do any ski-jumping until you and Rita come out and do it, too> Deal?!**bg**

Thanks for being here and may you have all that you need and desire over the coming years.

luvyakat


20 May 11 - 08:55 PM (#3157859)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: Sandra in Sydney

keep celebrating!


20 May 11 - 11:24 PM (#3157910)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: ranger1

Happy birthday, Bill!


20 May 11 - 11:27 PM (#3157915)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: Big Mick

You know the drill, you old coot!! You are to celebrate as though your life depended on it. At our age, it probably does!!!

May the worst day of the rest of your life be no worse than your best so far.

And give my Rita a hug from me. Anything beyond that and I will deliver it meself.......***chuckle***

All the best,

Mick


21 May 11 - 02:54 AM (#3157959)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: autolycus

happy birthday Bill.

Have the day you want.

P.S. I don't say 'Have a great day' as Groucho's response would be "I'll have any damned day i please."

best wishes,

Ivor


21 May 11 - 03:26 AM (#3157965)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: My guru always said

Many Happies, Bill, for Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow and All Your Days!
Hil x


21 May 11 - 06:59 AM (#3158058)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: gnu

Happies at ya lad!


21 May 11 - 07:06 AM (#3158061)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: jacqui.c

Happy birthday Mr Day.

Live long, die happy......


21 May 11 - 12:33 PM (#3158208)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: Bill D

A wonderful birthday weekend...nothing hurts, and the world is still here!

Thanks, all


21 May 11 - 12:46 PM (#3158216)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: Amos

Keep it up, Bill!! Your doing great.


21 May 11 - 01:44 PM (#3158247)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: frogprince

Gonna do anything interesting with wood today?


21 May 11 - 03:02 PM (#3158291)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: gnu

Keep it up? Workin wood? Doin it sittin down?

Yer a horny bunch!


21 May 11 - 03:36 PM (#3158312)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: Bill D

Yup...doing great things with wood today. Redwood burl lidded box/jar and a small one of two kinds of Ebony....and then whatever is on top of the pile. Show at out local folk festival in 2 weeks!


21 May 11 - 03:37 PM (#3158313)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: GUEST,999

Well, in a philosophical sense it is actually the celebration of Bill's birthday, NOT his birthday. If it was, he'd be squalling and looking for a breast right about now. But then . . . .


Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. -- Mark Twain

Happy Birthday, O philosophical one. Many more to you, Bill.


21 May 11 - 04:23 PM (#3158340)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: frogprince

Some of us outgrow the squalling, but don't give up the other part...


22 May 11 - 01:14 PM (#3158737)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: ChanteyLass

Belated birthday wishes from me, too. Hmm, Chimay ale. Don't think I've ever tried it--yet!


22 May 11 - 01:24 PM (#3158742)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: Bill D

Chimay ain't cheap... but a BIG bottle of fresh, blue label Chimay is Nectar of the Gods..... if you like tangy, hoppy ale.


22 May 11 - 01:33 PM (#3158750)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: olddude

Many more my friend ... many more please


22 May 11 - 01:38 PM (#3158756)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: GUEST

DA-A-A-A-A-AY-O!.....

DAY-AY-AY-LATE!.....

Birthday's come, Bill, and now it is gaw-aw-awn!.....

....I hope your talisman saves you from tarantulas,
Birthday's come and....


,,,,,and however the rest of that went.


Belated good wishes for the year sent to wherever you are from
"Scary-Belly Severn"

(but less scary than it once was)
Poster is identified as "Scary-Belly Severn"


22 May 11 - 01:41 PM (#3158758)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: Bill D

♫And a very merry UN-birthday to meeeeeee!♫


22 May 11 - 05:43 PM (#3158868)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: wysiwyg

HB, B!

~S~


22 May 11 - 06:37 PM (#3158891)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: Rapparee

Another one? Didn't you learn your lesson LAST year?


22 May 11 - 07:01 PM (#3158897)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: Leadfingers

I could have SWORN I posted - Ah Well !! Happies Bill , if somewhat belated


22 May 11 - 07:17 PM (#3158901)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: Bill D

Rap... they FORCED it on me! Someone asked how old I was: I said "39".. thed said, "Oh sure...when were you born?" I said "39".

Terry..maybe on Facebook? I can't keep track of who does what where anymore/

(Hi S!)


23 May 11 - 02:58 PM (#3159285)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: fat B****rd

Belated best wishes to you, Bill.


23 May 11 - 03:10 PM (#3159294)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday Bill D.
From: alanabit

Best wishes from here too Bill.