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BS: SPAW Could be STOPPED Right Now

23 May 11 - 09:34 PM (#3159468)
Subject: BS: SPAW Could be STOPPED Right Now
From: Ron Davies

I told myself I'd never start a copycat thread.   But this one is just too damn tempting. After all, it was just a one-letter change.


OK, now we can let the thread die.


23 May 11 - 10:05 PM (#3159476)
Subject: RE: BS: SPAW Could be STOPPED Right Now
From: olddude

LOL, Excellent Ron


23 May 11 - 10:13 PM (#3159480)
Subject: RE: BS: SPAW Could be STOPPED Right Now
From: JohnInKansas

But the thread you copied told how..

Are you proposing a CORK, or a MUZZLE?

John


23 May 11 - 10:17 PM (#3159483)
Subject: RE: BS: SPAW Could be STOPPED Right Now
From: artbrooks

Been tried. G*d couldn't do it...why do you think anyone else could?


23 May 11 - 10:54 PM (#3159492)
Subject: RE: BS: SPAW Could be STOPPED Right Now
From: Amergin

Problem is, you would have to cork both ends....corking the mouth would be no problem, that's just a bunch of hot air...but who really wants to get near enough to the other end to plug it?


23 May 11 - 11:56 PM (#3159510)
Subject: RE: BS: SPAW Could be STOPPED Right Now
From: Rapparee

Someone once tried. Ever see a cork shoot out of a champagne bottle? Far greater muzzle velocity (so to speak) -- drilled right through the sucker.


24 May 11 - 04:13 AM (#3159563)
Subject: RE: BS: SPAW Could be STOPPED Right Now
From: Roger the Skiffler

...THEY said it was a Icelandic volcano...In Ohio they know better...

RtS


24 May 11 - 11:56 AM (#3159781)
Subject: RE: BS: SPAW Could be STOPPED Right Now
From: Little Hawk

Yes, he could be stopped. But I predict he won't be.


24 May 11 - 12:03 PM (#3159784)
Subject: RE: BS: SPAW Could be STOPPED Right Now
From: John MacKenzie

Save gas - Fart in a bottle!


24 May 11 - 12:05 PM (#3159785)
Subject: RE: BS: SPAW Could be STOPPED Right Now
From: John MacKenzie

Thread under this on at the moment, is entitled, 'Gas fracking comes to Britain' Spaw must be in town.


24 May 11 - 01:04 PM (#3159811)
Subject: RE: BS: SPAW Could be STOPPED Right Now
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

The magmatic pressure is just too great to be stopped!

(and I say, long may he blow!)


24 May 11 - 03:50 PM (#3159911)
Subject: RE: BS: SPAW Could be STOPPED Right Now
From: gnu

I hope he never stops. His asshole meter is working just fine and his posts tearing assholes new assholes are appreciated and admired if not required.


24 May 11 - 10:01 PM (#3160064)
Subject: RE: BS: SPAW Could be STOPPED Right Now
From: frogprince

I've got a good sized expansion plug that I got to plug the pipe from a basement terlet to keep it from backing up until we got a new sewage pump in. Maybe, just maybe, that might be enough to hold.


24 May 11 - 10:10 PM (#3160069)
Subject: RE: BS: SPAW Could be STOPPED Right Now
From: Amergin

Yeah, but who will be brave (stupid?) enough to get near that smelly old thing? I sure wouldn't want to do it with a full HAZMAT suit and an SCBA on my back...


24 May 11 - 10:14 PM (#3160071)
Subject: RE: BS: SPAW Could be STOPPED Right Now
From: frogprince

Then again, I bet Spaw could get a job with British Petroleum, helping them research ways to cap oil well blowouts!


27 May 11 - 12:27 AM (#3161170)
Subject: RE: BS: SPAW Could be STOPPED Right Now
From: JohnInKansas

Wash. board nixes 'butt' billboards

KENNEWICK, Wash. — A health board in Washington state has reversed itself and voted against endorsing a ... campaign that uses billboards saying,

      "What's up your butt?"

The Tri-City Herald reports that Wednesday's vote by the Benton Franklin Health District in Kennewick, Wash., was in response to complaints the ads are in poor taste.

The butt billboards were earlier displayed in Yakima to raise colorectal cancer awareness and encourage people to get screened for the disease.

Associated Press

People must'a been comin' here lookin' fer the answer.

John


27 May 11 - 03:46 PM (#3161445)
Subject: RE: BS: SPAW Could be STOPPED Right Now
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

Stop Press!
Spaw to replace natural gas from fracking.


28 May 11 - 01:45 AM (#3161626)
Subject: RE: BS: SPAW Could be STOPPED Right Now
From: Donuel

Flying to Dayton tommorrow.
An unstable atmosphere is anticipated.
Will doppler radar be of any help?