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BS: God Hates Harold

14 Jun 11 - 06:12 AM (#3170335)
Subject: BS: God Hates Harold
From: Jack Campin

Where's Westboro Baptist Church when we need them?...

Harold Camping has a stroke


14 Jun 11 - 07:30 AM (#3170367)
Subject: RE: BS: God Hates Harold
From: John MacKenzie

Oh dear, mustn't chuckle. As Boot, BH Calcutta [Failed] once said. "It are wicked to mock the afflicted"


14 Jun 11 - 08:18 AM (#3170388)
Subject: RE: BS: God Hates Harold
From: Bill D

Rapture is as Rapture does....


14 Jun 11 - 12:13 PM (#3170505)
Subject: RE: BS: God Hates Harold
From: Little Hawk

The world ends for you when your personal time runs out and your clock stops ticking. It's quite unlikely that we're all going to experience that on the same day. We never have before....


14 Jun 11 - 12:27 PM (#3170508)
Subject: RE: BS: God Hates Harold
From: Newport Boy

Some years ago, there was a big revival meeting in a marquee at Alveston. Gales caused severe damage to the marquee, but the insurers refused to pay out - 'Act of God'.


14 Jun 11 - 01:47 PM (#3170548)
Subject: RE: BS: God Hates Harold
From: GUEST,999

So, the rupture DID happen. Just a bit late.


14 Jun 11 - 01:49 PM (#3170551)
Subject: RE: BS: God Hates Harold
From: Rapparee

I still want to know why so many of these believers stock up on ammunition just before they are going to get raptured. Personally, I'm going to use it as an opportunity to improve my skeet shooting skills.


14 Jun 11 - 05:56 PM (#3170672)
Subject: RE: BS: God Hates Harold
From: Bee-dubya-ell

The ammo horders are the folks who believe in the Rapture, but are realistic enough to know their chances of making the cut aren't really that great. The ammo's to keep the real heathens from eatin' all their Left Behind Rations while they try to convince The Old Boy Upstairs there was some sort of clerical error.