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29 Jun 11 - 06:59 PM (#3178676) Subject: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid From: catspaw49 I dunno' what is in the water or the air around here but we get some weird crap sometimes...................I added the bold. POWELL, Ohio -- A drunk Westerville woman sprays deputies with breast milk after she gets into a fight with her husband at a wedding reception, deputies say. Stephanie Robinette, 30, pleaded not guilty in court Monday to charges of domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. "I take these charges very seriously. I absolutely intend to seek help for substance abuse and alcohol," Robinette said in court. "I'm absolutely serious to go forward with counseling and rehabilitation." Robinette, a teacher who lives in Westerville, was released on her own recognizance. Delaware County deputies responded to a domestic violence call at the Bridgewater Banquet Facility, Sawmill Parkway, at about 1 a.m. Saturday. Robinette's husband told deputies he and his wife were at a wedding reception when she became drunk and started an argument. An off-duty deputy said Robinette was so drunk she was on the floor, wouldn't get up and had to be put in a wheelchair and taken to her car. Deputies said she then hit her husband twice with a closed fist. That's when someone called the sheriff's office. Robinette began yelling profanities and refused when deputies asked her to get out of the vehicle, Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said. Robinette was sitting in the passenger seat with the door open when told them she is a breast-feeding mother. "We were concerned about her safety, her driving off. That's why we talked to her and tried to get her out of the vehicle," Davis said. She pulled her right breast out of her dress and sprayed deputies and the vehicle with breast milk, according to the sheriff's report. According to investigators, when you're throwing bodily fluids, whether it be urine, saliva [or] blood at an officer, that can be considered as an assault. Davis said they need to protect the deputies from communicable diseases. More deputies responded, and Robinette was pulled from the vehicle and placed under arrest. Her family declined to comment on the charges. I hope to piss in your Post Toasties she was drunk! I can't see why her family didn't comment........"Yeah, the girl was always a good shot," said her father. Spaw |
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29 Jun 11 - 07:05 PM (#3178684) Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid From: Rapparee Yeah, I read about that. I decline to make comments about squirt guns and milk shakes. But...where was the baby when this was going on? But having spent a lot of my life in Ohio and even some in Southern Ohio I'm not surprised. Heck, I would be surprised if Robinette turned out to be male. |
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29 Jun 11 - 07:05 PM (#3178685) Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid From: Jack the Sailor Is she still a teacher? If not there are probably people who will pay her for that "talent." |
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29 Jun 11 - 07:10 PM (#3178690) Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid From: John MacKenzie The French for tap [faucet] is robinet. I leave you to draw your own conclusions |
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29 Jun 11 - 08:21 PM (#3178754) Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid From: bobad I thought freedom of expression is a constitutional right in the US. |
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29 Jun 11 - 08:28 PM (#3178759) Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid From: catspaw49 And what about the right to bear arms? Wouldn't that cover tits as well??? Spaw |
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29 Jun 11 - 08:29 PM (#3178760) Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid From: Little Hawk Ummm...yeah. You'll note that this happened in Ohio. ;-) Need I say more? |
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30 Jun 11 - 12:17 AM (#3178856) Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid From: Ebbie "...the right to bear arms..."Spaw Ha. Pay attention, Spaw: It wasn't her arms she bared. |
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30 Jun 11 - 12:41 AM (#3178864) Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid From: Rapparee Misbehave in her class and you'll get a real surprise! |
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30 Jun 11 - 04:56 AM (#3178928) Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid From: John MacKenzie Tits like coconuts |
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30 Jun 11 - 04:59 AM (#3178930) Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid From: John MacKenzie Proof |
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30 Jun 11 - 05:01 AM (#3178931) Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid From: Michael "freedom of expression" I like that, bobad. Mike |
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30 Jun 11 - 06:59 AM (#3178987) Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid From: JohnInKansas And what about the right to bear arms? Wouldn't that cover tits as well??? The right to bear arms (or in this case "bare arms?") is one matter. The right to shoot someone with them is an entirely different matter, in which appropriateness of conditions and circumstances must be considered. John |
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30 Jun 11 - 08:32 AM (#3179024) Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid From: John MacKenzie Then there's the danger from cholesterol to be considered. Don't point those at me madam, they may go off! It's OK Mr, I've got the safety catch on. (Remember Madonna) |
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30 Jun 11 - 08:43 AM (#3179029) Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid From: bbc This brings to mind a happy memory of an acquaintance from my past--a stripper-comedienne I met while living in South Korea with my then-Army-then-husband. She reputedly could write her name in breast milk on the mirror. She, also, once broke the nose of a heckler, by swinging her breast (reputed to weigh 10 pounds) into his face. I never crossed her. LOL Barbara |
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30 Jun 11 - 09:03 AM (#3179036) Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid From: Jack the Sailor Have you heard from her recently? I mean, does she keep you abreast? |
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30 Jun 11 - 10:32 AM (#3179080) Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid From: bbc Ooh, Jack; good one! No, I'm afraid we lost track when I came back to the States. She was quite a character, though! Barbara |
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30 Jun 11 - 10:36 AM (#3179084) Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid From: katlaughing What I want to know is if the baby has legal counsel to sue her for loss of suCKtenance! |
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01 Jul 11 - 12:38 AM (#3179515) Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity She udderly did all she could! Truth is, he likes her... After all, it was self defense..he 'shot' first...it was his baby! They drove off into the sunset ...in a stolen patrol car. They were last seen, heading due west on I 40. By that time, she had a firm grip on herself....It was reported that there was a double rainbow above the car.......... GfS |
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01 Jul 11 - 04:02 AM (#3179569) Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid From: John MacKenzie .............and they all lived nipply ever after. |
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01 Jul 11 - 01:51 PM (#3179826) Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid From: Max Johnson I hoped this was going to be a part of the famous missing verse of 'The Bonny Braes of Clwyd'. |