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BS: Can we please please?

14 Jul 11 - 10:32 AM (#3187455)
Subject: BS: Can we please please?
From: olddude

Laugh more, take care of each other and share our music. We spend a lot of time fighting. Life is so short and it is a very small pond that we all swim in for sure. Our music exists because of sites like this one ..

please?

can we laugh more?

love you all


14 Jul 11 - 10:37 AM (#3187460)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: Rapparee

Hahahahahaha! You look funny playing the saxophone upside down.

But you know what? I agree with you.


14 Jul 11 - 10:48 AM (#3187467)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: GUEST,leeneia

Yes, OldDude. I often wonder, when did our society get so earnest?

Instead of comedy shows on TV, we have crime shows. There are no more funny songs on the radio. Kids never play in sprinklers. And if you want to buy a planter for your philodendron that's shaped like something else, you have to scour the antique shops.

I've been paying attention to kitchen re-dos lately. Everything is so expensive and so impressive. Two friends recently bought a refrigerator that looks like it came from the palace at Versailles. But remember when Woolworth's sold plaster items in sets of two which ladies bought for the kitchen? (you may be too young) Two plaster kittens, two tropical fish, two mermaids, two Japaneses ladies?

If you hung plaster decorations like that in one of today's expensive kitchens, they'd take you out and shoot you. Or else the architect would commit harakiri.

(joke!)

Music report - this weekend we are going to the opera to watch a funny one - Don Pasquale. Also I'm trying to learn the flute.


14 Jul 11 - 10:52 AM (#3187470)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: olddude

Leeneia
do you need a flute, I saw a nice one in a yard sale for 25 bucks .. don't know if they still got it but I can look for you. It looked real nice.

Love Dan


14 Jul 11 - 11:13 AM (#3187483)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: gnu

$25! Grab it. You could at least sell it to a music school for $25.

Laugh and let laugh, I always say.


14 Jul 11 - 11:31 AM (#3187498)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: katlaughing

Some kids still run through and play with sprinklers: This One Always Makes Me Smile.:-)


14 Jul 11 - 11:41 AM (#3187507)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: Micca

" Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you wet your phone"


14 Jul 11 - 12:41 PM (#3187534)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: gnu

GREAT pic kat!


14 Jul 11 - 12:57 PM (#3187547)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: GUEST,leeneia

Yes, kat. Thanks


14 Jul 11 - 12:59 PM (#3187548)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: GUEST,leeneia

Thanks for the thought, old dude, but I already have a flute. It's a wooden one in D. I also have a wooden one in G, but it's not too practical.


14 Jul 11 - 01:06 PM (#3187552)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: kendall

A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two, to the tutor
"Is it harder to toot,
Or, to tutor two tooters to toot?


14 Jul 11 - 01:07 PM (#3187554)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: VirginiaTam

This made me laugh - thanks Foolestroupe

Dear students

I know when you are texting.

Sincerely, no one looks down at their crotch and just smiles.


14 Jul 11 - 01:08 PM (#3187556)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: olddude

Dear Tam
I do even when I am not texting LOL


14 Jul 11 - 03:38 PM (#3187648)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: VirginiaTam

wouldn't it be better if Mrs. Old Dude looked at your crotch and smiled?

Well I suppose that depends upon the kind of smile.

Just picked this up from friend on facebook

when people rub against you the wrong way think of them as rough diamonds that just need a bit of polishing up.


14 Jul 11 - 03:42 PM (#3187653)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: gnu

"wouldn't it be better if Mrs. Old Dude looked at your crotch and smiled?"

Hahahahahaaa!


14 Jul 11 - 03:43 PM (#3187654)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: GUEST, topsie

. . . crotch . . . rub against you the wrong way . . . a bit of polishing up . . . no! no! no!


14 Jul 11 - 03:49 PM (#3187657)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: Amos

I think that's what they call an "illegal smile", which opens the door to a great song title...


14 Jul 11 - 04:20 PM (#3187673)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: Rapparee

I think it was a ill eagle that left that mess in my backyard.


14 Jul 11 - 04:33 PM (#3187684)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: olddude

LOL, that is why she bike rides, to get away from me


14 Jul 11 - 04:45 PM (#3187699)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: Smokey.

Laugh? And me with this pain in all the diodes down my left side? (Marvin)

Seriously though, you're right, Olddude.


14 Jul 11 - 04:46 PM (#3187701)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: gnu

That could be taken two ways Dan. Yeah... I know. >;-)


14 Jul 11 - 04:57 PM (#3187710)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: kendall

Virginia Tam, what did foolstroupe post? I don't see it.


14 Jul 11 - 05:09 PM (#3187719)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: Arthur_itus

Mrs Kendall is good at crotcheting.


14 Jul 11 - 06:05 PM (#3187775)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: VirginiaTam

Kendall

on facebook a few days ago, Foolestroupe had a link to some funny posters.

one was the teacher writing the following note


Dear students

I know when you are texting.

Sincerely, no one looks down at their crotch and just smiles.


14 Jul 11 - 08:57 PM (#3187920)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: olddude

is that what they mean by crotchety old fart?


14 Jul 11 - 11:28 PM (#3187981)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: Janie

Saw an old thread refreshed up top today "Can you play the flute with false teeth?" Didn't read through it, but instantly wondered if I might be able to play the flute if only I had false teeth.

Whaddaya think?


14 Jul 11 - 11:39 PM (#3187994)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: olddude

We both can give it a try Janie, I answered that thread by saying "why not I play guitar with false talent"


15 Jul 11 - 12:20 AM (#3188004)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: Sandy Mc Lean

I don't have false teeth but I have so many metal fillings that I would no doubt trip an airport detector. I never tried the flute but it doesn't help me play the tin whistle so I'm sticking to guitar.


15 Jul 11 - 07:25 AM (#3188145)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: GUEST,Patsy

My youngest (adult) son seems to be hell bent on making life unbearable causing grief for everyone but I am really trying to smile albeit through clenched teeth when really I could cry.


15 Jul 11 - 07:28 AM (#3188148)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: John MacKenzie

Ban alcohol, and double their meds!


15 Jul 11 - 09:46 AM (#3188218)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: GUEST,leeneia

Other things this weary world needs:

more melodies
more pink things
more music in 3/4 time
(but we don't need any more 'country' waltzes about adultery)


15 Jul 11 - 10:22 AM (#3188240)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: Rapparee

I think that if I were trying to play the flute with false teeth it would work best if they were inserted in my mouth first. I haven't tried putting a set of false teeth by a flute, but I don't think anything much would happen.


15 Jul 11 - 11:11 AM (#3188266)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: GUEST,999

"Other things this weary world needs:

more melodies
more pink things
more music in 3/4 time
(but we don't need any more 'country' waltzes about adultery)"

Such an excellent post I thought folks should see it again. Good one, leeneia.


15 Jul 11 - 11:36 AM (#3188282)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: GUEST, topsie

Are you SURE you want more pink things?


15 Jul 11 - 11:39 AM (#3188284)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: GUEST,999

PINK? I thought it was DRINK!


15 Jul 11 - 11:45 AM (#3188289)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: olddude

My please please does not extend to pink underwear .. I gotta draw the line somewhere :-)


15 Jul 11 - 12:03 PM (#3188296)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: GUEST,999

I had pink underwear for a while. Washed a new red t-shirt with my clothing. All the white stuff came out pink. Sure was tough at the fire hall for a while.


15 Jul 11 - 12:43 PM (#3188312)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: olddude

LOL, and pink doesn't hide the skid marks ...LOL


15 Jul 11 - 05:56 PM (#3188470)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: Michael

"I say, I say I say, can you play a flute with false teeth?"
"I don't know, I've never met a flute with false teeth".

Mike


15 Jul 11 - 06:16 PM (#3188479)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: gnu

Innertube.


15 Jul 11 - 06:36 PM (#3188487)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: Jeri

I expect I SHOULDA bought you those pink paisley socks, 999. SIGH... I'm not sure I can still find them. (I HATE PINK, unless it's used tastefully with another color.)


15 Jul 11 - 06:45 PM (#3188491)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: SINSULL

To make you all smile:
With Jacqui's full support, Kendall has purchased a...TRUMPET!!!!!!!!
Am I alone in seeing him racing up the stairs shouting "CHAAAAARGE!" then down again to the basement to dig another lock in the Panama Canal???? while Jacqui spikes the elderberry wine?


15 Jul 11 - 06:53 PM (#3188495)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: Stilly River Sage

Kat, I see your cute kid and I'll raise you one. And I'll add a silly dog as a bonus shot.

SRS


15 Jul 11 - 08:14 PM (#3188527)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: Donuel

Picture this. RIGHT after each and every cringe worthy stupid thing that Palin. Bachman, Cantor, Biden, Limbaugh and thier equal says...
A 15 lb. Hallibut goes smack right up side of their head sending them into a shallow canal with a splash.

We need an interactive button on our cable remote to do this at will.


15 Jul 11 - 08:40 PM (#3188533)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: GUEST

Back to this crotch thing... First of all, I don't text which means I don't sext, what ever that is, either but I was wondering if looking at one's crotch is part of sexting... I mean, I really don't know... Or is it, ahhhhh,.....

...never mind

Bobert (cookie-less)


15 Jul 11 - 09:21 PM (#3188552)
Subject: RE: BS: Can we please please?
From: olddude

Fess up there Bobster, you are a crotch scoper, those young chick with the tight jeans ... yup we know ... and the picture of Sarah Palin in your guitar case .. I mean shoot, ya gotit bad fer her I just know it
LOL