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24 Sep 99 - 01:34 PM (#117340) Subject: Between the Sheets From: Allan C. Picture, if you will, a cold Friday night. Four teen-aged guys riding around in some old car for hours after having made their beer run. Nothing to do. No place to go. Getting a little bit drunk and a whole lot bored. Sometimes we...I mean, they were so bored...Nah! I'm pretty sure they probably didn't ever actually light any farts. Anyway, they would pass the time and challange their inventive abilities sometimes by thinking up appropriate song titles and saying the phrase, "...between the sheets" after it; such as: Slow Twistin' ...between the sheets.
Early attempts at such humor included:
Cherry Pie
It occurs to me that there are certainly some folkier song titles out there which would fit quite well here - like:
Hard Lovin' Loser |
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24 Sep 99 - 01:41 PM (#117344) Subject: RE: BS: Between the Sheets From: MMario Callin' the cows... Dunbarton Drums... if you have a sufficiently twisted mind, just about ANY song title.... |
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24 Sep 99 - 01:48 PM (#117349) Subject: RE: BS: Between the Sheets From: paddymac Rosin the Beau Rosin the Bow Three Drunken Maids Old Time Religion The Liar The Old Bog Road Red Haired Marie Are Ye Right There Michael, Are Ye There etc |
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24 Sep 99 - 01:49 PM (#117350) Subject: RE: BS: Between the Sheets From: paddymac Rosin the Beau Rosin the Bow Three Drunken Maids Old Time Religion The Liar The Old Bog Road Red Haired Marie Are Ye Right There Michael, Are Ye There Please, Mr. Custer, I Don't Wanna Go. etc |
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24 Sep 99 - 03:07 PM (#117387) Subject: RE: BS: Between the Sheets From: KathWestra Back in the long-ago days when I lived in good ole Dutch Calvinist Grand Rapids, Michigan, (before being rescued from same by Sandy and Caroline Paton) our very own Sandy suggested playing this game with titles from the hymnal. Church was never so interesting! I'm sure my parents wondered why I had suddenly taken to reading the hymnal during the sermon.
His Love Redeems Me |
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24 Sep 99 - 03:22 PM (#117393) Subject: RE: BS: Between the Sheets From: MMario Sandy suggested playing between the sheets during the sermon? *cough* |
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24 Sep 99 - 03:48 PM (#117399) Subject: RE: BS: Between the Sheets From: Magpie There's a tune my ex used toplay for me on the pipes: Itchy fingers. not to mention Done With Bonaparte, Dublin Jack of All Trades, A Bucket of Mountain Dew, In the Rare Ould Times, The Connaughtman's Rambles.. need I say more? Magpie |
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24 Sep 99 - 04:48 PM (#117426) Subject: RE: BS: Between the Sheets From: Bruce Olson I play the game with old tune titles. Here's a list of a few approprite tunes.
Amorous Old Woman/ The Amorous Squeeze/ Andrew and his Cutie Gun/ As Jockey and Jenny together were laid/ Assignation/ Black Joke/ Black Mary's Hole/ Bob in the Bed [Planxty Connor]/ Bonny Lass With the Short Apron/ Bonny Lassie, take a Man/ Bore the Gimblet/ Breeches Loose/ The Bride has a Bonny thing/ Bring hir ben and Bore hir beller [belly]/ Buff to Blankett/ Bump her Belly/ Bush at the Bottom/ Bustle her in the blanket/ By Slip, or Merry begotten/ Clashing at her/ Claw her weam/ Cow the Lasses bare man/ Cuddy claw'd her/ Cuzle together/ Four bare legs together/ Geld him Lasses Geld him/ Gin ye won ne take me ye may let me be/ Had the Lass 'till I win at her/ He till't and she till't'/ Hit her upon the Bum/ How can I keep my maidenhead/ I cannot get time to play with my honey/ I cannot win at her for her big Belly/ I long for thy virginite/ I was not ----- [mowed?] Since Martinmass/ I'll never gan to the dark cellar nae mair/ Jack I'll tickle thee/ Jack's be the daddy on't [Reel of Stumpie]/ Joan's Placket is torn/ Iockey plaise on Ienneis fidle/ Kiss me fast (or quick) my Mother's coming/ Kiss'd behind the garden/ Kiss'd her under the coverlet/ The Ladies Play Thing/ Laugh and Lay Down/ Lasses Pisses Brandy/ Maggy's Weam is fu' I true/ My dear durst I but m-w you/ My Hearty Wanton Carlie/ My Loves a Bonny Naithing [Carolan's Tom Judge]/ My Wife's a Wanton Wee thing/ New way of getting bairns/ New way of wooing/ Our Bride is No Maid/ Out and in upon occassion/ Out and Inn's/ Over the dyke and at her/ Petticoat Loose [below]/ Piss upon the Grass [later known as "Nancy Dawson"]/ Pray Sir be civil/ The Pudding/ Roll in the haycock/ She griped at ye greatest on't/ Shoe looks as shoe wold lett me/ She's Sweetest when she's naked/ Slip it in easy/ Strip me naked/ Tail Toddle/ Take me right/ Tumble her over again/ Under the Blanketts/ Up Weat. Heals of my Cummother/ Wanton Widow/ We will all lie together/ We'll all be kissed in the morning/ We're a kiss'd sleeping/ What shou'd a Lassie do wi' an auld Man/ Whore's March.
My website: www.erols.com/olsonw |
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24 Sep 99 - 05:36 PM (#117439) Subject: RE: BS: Between the Sheets From: Bert Instead of a song name you could also put a thread name. Help! Where is bbc? Life gets teejus dont it Poetry swap meet Happy birthday Animaterra Bert. |
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24 Sep 99 - 05:37 PM (#117440) Subject: RE: BS: Between the Sheets From: Magpie A few?!? Thunderin' Jayzus, old tunes overkill! Magpie |
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24 Sep 99 - 06:01 PM (#117450) Subject: RE: BS: Between the Sheets From: Allan C. Incredible, Bruce! I wish I knew some of those tunes! And quite inventive, Bert! "How Much To Charge?" and "What Does A Mudcatter Look Like?" I like it! |
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24 Sep 99 - 06:07 PM (#117452) Subject: RE: BS: Between the Sheets From: sophocleese I like it, I like it! Hokey Pokey and the Druids. Senate Czars committee on culture, scary, How can we make folk music more appealing... |
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24 Sep 99 - 06:11 PM (#117453) Subject: RE: BS: Between the Sheets From: Bruce O. Most are in the lists of Country Dance or Scots tunes on my website. I have copies of about 1/2 of them, some being in the S1, S2, and T1 ABC files on my website. Delete that [below] after "Petticoat loose". I stripped off the song and tune but forgot to delete the '[below]'. |
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24 Sep 99 - 06:26 PM (#117457) Subject: RE: BS: Between the Sheets From: Bruce O. [Needless to say, I've been working on that list for several years, and that's all, not a few, that I've found.] |
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24 Sep 99 - 06:26 PM (#117458) Subject: RE: BS: Between the Sheets From: DougR We use to amuse ourselves during church service when I was a boy applying that phrase to hymns in the song book. DougR |
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24 Sep 99 - 07:39 PM (#117479) Subject: RE: BS: Between the Sheets From: catspaw49 Dang if'n this ain't sorta' like the game we use ta play. Reckon I can tell ya bout it cause Catspaw gone off an leff his puter all hooked up. Ya see when I wuz a youngun an Paw an Catspaw were in their thirties, Catspaw use ta call me "Turnip" and we'd play this here game jez liken y'all are but "with a turnip" instead.....now I seez that "tween the sheets" is purty funny and I wuz athinkin' that Ol Big Mick could be doin this here thing using "with a potato" Be like, "Doan Think Twice It's Alright with a potato" or mebbee like Peter could use a George Jones song like 'He Stopped Loving Her Today with a potato', er maybe "She's sweetest When She's Naked with a potato"......Ya know a turnip is about a dummass vegtabul and I never cud figger why Catspaw callt me that. It shur wuz a lot better in thoze days though. Now Catspaw jes calls me "Cletus ya fockin asshole." CLETUS |
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24 Sep 99 - 07:45 PM (#117482) Subject: RE: BS: Between the Sheets From: lamarca We allus used to play this game with fortune cookie fortunes - some people used to add "Between the sheets", some "In bed" and some "With sheep". Add all three and you get... Musical Etiquette 5: Voice vs. Possum between the sheets in bed with sheep Aaacckkk! what a gruesome thought! |
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24 Sep 99 - 07:48 PM (#117483) Subject: RE: BS: Between the Sheets From: lamarca My last message cross-threaded with Margarita's here. My all-time favorite fortune cookie message, which I've saved for years, was: "Your life will be exciting, when time permits (in bed, between the sheets, with sheep...)" |
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24 Sep 99 - 08:06 PM (#117488) Subject: RE: BS: Between the Sheets From: catspaw49 ...and a turnip. CLETUS |