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BS: If you like Winona Ryder...

12 Aug 11 - 11:26 PM (#3207035)
Subject: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Jack the Sailor

You will probably like
The Darwin Awards.


12 Aug 11 - 11:34 PM (#3207037)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Stilly River Sage

Great cast!

SRS


13 Aug 11 - 10:10 AM (#3207232)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: catspaw49

If you like Winona Ryder.........and so few people do.......except for Hawk..............Looks like a great cast except for her.


Spaw


13 Aug 11 - 10:42 AM (#3207249)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: GUEST,Bluesman

She would have loved to have been in London last week, they were stealing everything out of shops.


13 Aug 11 - 11:08 AM (#3207263)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: olddude

LH is gonna hunt ya down


13 Aug 11 - 11:11 AM (#3207267)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Jack the Sailor

Yeah the thread was for LH, I'm not a big fan of her, but she was perfect in this role, funny and sexy, a good partner and foil for Feinnes' character.

She was "parented" by beatnik hippie friends of Allan Ginsberg. Also a child star with all that entails. IMHO, that goes a long way toward explaining her tendency to act out.


13 Aug 11 - 11:18 AM (#3207272)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: catspaw49

I think she'd be better suited to play Lorena Bobbitt. This is why Hawk likes her as his willie is so small not even Lorena could find it to remove it. He first signed in at the 'Cat as "Micro Dick" but decided he needed something different and stronger, even if less truthful.


Spaw


13 Aug 11 - 12:05 PM (#3207297)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Stilly River Sage

I liked her in The Age of Innocence.

SRS


13 Aug 11 - 12:16 PM (#3207302)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: catspaw49

Did she ever have one herself?


Spaw


13 Aug 11 - 12:20 PM (#3207306)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: gnu

I'd say that's about as far as LH will be able to read before he HAS to post.


13 Aug 11 - 01:24 PM (#3207336)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: josepp

////I think she'd be better suited to play Lorena Bobbitt. This is why Hawk likes her as his willie is so small not even Lorena could find it to remove it.////

????
But aside from its dinkiness, "spaw"--did you enjoy the taste?


13 Aug 11 - 02:09 PM (#3207361)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Richard Bridge

Now, you see, I don't understand why this is funny, whereas others don't understand why apt and spiky nicknames are funny.


13 Aug 11 - 02:47 PM (#3207377)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Bill D

It isn't 'funny', it's a strange game..... look up "playing the dozens", where the object is to trade clever insults as fast as possible. It perhaps sharpens whatever passes for 'mind' in certain groups, but so do less confrontational games.


13 Aug 11 - 02:57 PM (#3207382)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: GUEST,Josepp

Rule 1 on playing the dozens--

NEVER make fun of the size of another man's penis. You will then be asked to explain how you came by the information.

In other words--you're stepping right in it. And when you're "spaw" making this gaffe, that's just asking for it.


13 Aug 11 - 03:00 PM (#3207384)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: catspaw49

I dunno' Bill.......Hawk and I have been doing this now for over 10 years now and neither of us can cut warm butter.........Of course Hawk has a much shorter blade as well...........


Spaw


13 Aug 11 - 03:08 PM (#3207387)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Jeri

Spaw's mama told him about LH.

I was in the military, although I've forgotten a lot--this stuff isn't that popular with some other groups of people. I'm also better at it in person. I don't know why, considering I'm a rotten conversationalist.


13 Aug 11 - 04:14 PM (#3207426)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Rapparee

Wasn't she Red Ryder's momma?


13 Aug 11 - 04:32 PM (#3207443)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: catspaw49

No, she was RR's evil and ugly sister..........


Spaw


13 Aug 11 - 05:52 PM (#3207498)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Richard Bridge

And devising witty nicknames doesn't?

*wanders off shaking head with puzzled expression*


13 Aug 11 - 07:00 PM (#3207539)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: catspaw49

Josiedude.....You know diddly........Penis size is never a problem to counter. Its the essence of the "game"..........In your case for exxample, I know you're a midget dick because you almost were accepted in a Girls Only school. Your Mom told me that one night after giving me a blow job."

Spaw


13 Aug 11 - 07:23 PM (#3207548)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: gnu

This is starting to suck.


13 Aug 11 - 07:37 PM (#3207554)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: josepp

Yeah, it's pretty lame. Oh, well.


13 Aug 11 - 07:41 PM (#3207556)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: gnu

It's okay, josepp... you tried yer best. Don't give up. Chin up and smile eh?

If you flinch, you can try wearing glasses.


13 Aug 11 - 07:49 PM (#3207561)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Art Thieme

I love to watch her.


13 Aug 11 - 09:28 PM (#3207610)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Rapparee

Her what, Art?


14 Aug 11 - 01:28 PM (#3207969)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: gnu

FREERESH just for LH.


17 Aug 11 - 06:50 PM (#3208586)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: josepp

////Josiedude.....You know diddly////

I know bo diddly.


18 Aug 11 - 02:31 PM (#3208397)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: gnu

freeresh... just for LH.


18 Aug 11 - 04:54 PM (#3209075)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: Herga Kitty

I really liked her in Beetlejuice, Heathers, Mermaids and Edward Scissorhands, and I was sorry she screwed up later. I hope she survives the Darwin Awards...

Kitty


18 Aug 11 - 05:31 PM (#3209094)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: GUEST,Bluesman

Don't trust her, she steals stuff out of shops


18 Aug 11 - 05:59 PM (#3209109)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: gnu

"I hope she survives the Darwin Awards..."

Hahahahahahaaaaa!


19 Aug 11 - 07:06 AM (#3209336)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: GUEST,Patsy

Yes I've always like Winona Ryder and I am sure that the shoplifting incidents or incidencies was just momentary lapse of memory or depression something like that, who am I to judge?


19 Aug 11 - 02:36 PM (#3209553)
Subject: RE: BS: If you like Winona Ryder...
From: gnu

"If you like Winona Ryder"

I am sure LH would love to.