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Folklore: 'Not a whore in the house...'

06 Sep 11 - 03:46 PM (#3219152)
Subject: Folklore: 'Not a whore in the house...'
From: MGM·Lion

"My God: 11 o'clock already and not a whore in the house dressed" ~

Used particularly by women behind time, according to Nigel Rees and Eric Partridge; to which, Rees reports, correspondents added such locutions as, "and not a po emptied, and the street full of [Spanish/Swedish] sailors."

Neither can give an origin of this formulaic catchphrase-complaint. I bet someone on Mudcat will know. And has anyone any significant variants from above version[s]?

~Michael~


06 Sep 11 - 04:09 PM (#3219157)
Subject: RE: Folklore: 'Not a whore in the house...'
From: Smokey.

My mother used to say "...and not a pot washed".


06 Sep 11 - 04:47 PM (#3219178)
Subject: RE: Folklore: 'Not a whore in the house...'
From: Noreen

My mother used to say "...and not a child in the house washed".

I think it was an Irish expression.



Don't know anything more on it than that, though.


06 Sep 11 - 05:12 PM (#3219184)
Subject: RE: Folklore: 'Not a whore in the house...'
From: Smokey.

I had always assumed it was a quotation, either literary or music-hall. It would be interesting to hear any other variations.


06 Sep 11 - 05:59 PM (#3219210)
Subject: RE: Folklore: 'Not a whore in the house...'
From: Smokey.

I remember another, though more generally indicating procrastination: "...and this won't knit the baby a bonnet".


07 Sep 11 - 02:09 AM (#3219346)
Subject: RE: Folklore: 'Not a whore in the house...'
From: Doug Chadwick

..... and not a dish washed.


DC


07 Sep 11 - 03:09 AM (#3219356)
Subject: RE: Folklore: 'Not a whore in the house...'
From: JennieG

Smokey, my late FIL used to say "this won't buy the baby a new frock".

Cheers
JennieG


07 Sep 11 - 03:23 AM (#3219357)
Subject: RE: Folklore: 'Not a whore in the house...'
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie

"What? Six O'Clock, and not a child in the house washed yet!"

Occasionally "And the last bus gone, and no-one on it!" would be added, (often by another speaker).


07 Oct 11 - 04:11 AM (#3235217)
Subject: RE: Folklore: 'Not a whore in the house...'
From: MartinRyan

".... , not a child in the house washed and the sailors on the town"


07 Oct 11 - 04:26 AM (#3235219)
Subject: RE: Folklore: 'Not a whore in the house...'
From: MGM·Lion

Glad to see this thread of mine refreshed after a month away. I would point out that my OP asked ~~

"Neither {Rees or Partridge] can give an origin of this formulaic catchphrase-complaint. I bet someone on Mudcat will know. And has anyone any significant variants from above version[s]?" ~~

and the result above has been many interesting variants {pt 2 of my query}, for which thanks to all posters; but no suggestions as to origins, my main enquiry.

Anyone?

~M~


07 Oct 11 - 02:54 PM (#3235477)
Subject: RE: Folklore: 'Not a whore in the house...'
From: McGrath of Harlow

You'll never find an origin - even if you found it was in a book somewhere, you can be sure someone will find an earlier variant...


08 Oct 11 - 06:18 AM (#3235710)
Subject: RE: Folklore: 'Not a whore in the house...'
From: Mo the caller

If Mudcat can't find an origin how about asking Susie Dent on Countdown (which is a UK tv game show with letters and numbers. Susie gives us an 'origin of words' in spot each show).


08 Oct 11 - 09:38 AM (#3235765)
Subject: RE: Folklore: 'Not a whore in the house...'
From: McGrath of Harlow

Terry Wogan is wont to use "not a child in the house washed", and that's probably given it wider provenance. I suspect if you looked around you'd find it cropping up in some 19th century novel, but I would suspect any author using it as quoting it from having heard it. Probably started up as "not a child in the cave..."


08 Oct 11 - 09:47 AM (#3235770)
Subject: RE: Folklore: 'Not a whore in the house...'
From: Kevin Sheils

I recall various pantomime variants.

"6 o'clock and still no Dick"

"Nine months gone and no sign of Aladdin"

Although how widespread, old or genuine I can't say.


14 Sep 15 - 05:04 AM (#3737196)
Subject: RE: Folklore: 'Not a whore in the house...'
From: GUEST

I recall another variant 'Eleven o'clock; not a whore in the house dressed and the Russian cavalry in the courtyard'. I have no idea of the source but would love to know.


15 Sep 15 - 03:42 AM (#3737379)
Subject: RE: Folklore: 'Not a whore in the house...'
From: Jim Carroll

"I think it was an Irish expression."
I think it was too - a regular saying during my childhood
The term 'whore' is common in Ireland today as one of grudging admiration; such as referring to politicians during the Celtic Tiger years who practiced 'cute whoreism' - Taoiseach, Charles Haughey was proud long-running holder of the title - "A cute whore, that one".
More of a term of abuse, now that the Tiger has lost its teeth.
Jim Carroll


15 Sep 15 - 05:06 AM (#3737387)
Subject: RE: Folklore: 'Not a whore in the house...'
From: GUEST,Peter Laban

Hoors, Jim. Hoors.


15 Sep 15 - 06:52 AM (#3737406)
Subject: RE: Folklore: 'Not a whore in the house...'
From: Jim Carroll

I think that's the Irish spelling Peter!!!
Another sying my mother had whan I was taking my time doing what I was asked - "Stop messing about like a whore (hoor?) with a hat on"
Jim Carroll


16 Sep 15 - 05:21 AM (#3737613)
Subject: RE: Folklore: 'Not a whore in the house...'
From: akenaton

Guest.... That saying, "Eight o'clock an' no' a hoor in the hoose washed" was common in my youth in Scotland, it referred to Late starting at work, a state of un-readiness.

I think it pertained to "hoors" in a brothel being washed and ready to attend their customers.


08 Apr 17 - 05:38 AM (#3849413)
Subject: RE: Folklore: 'Not a whore in the house...'
From: GUEST

A marine engineer who sailed with me used to say, "The street full of masters and mates and not a whore in the house washed." He was native of an Irish seaport and had no idea of the origin of the expression. It must have been handed down.


08 Apr 17 - 01:38 PM (#3849493)
Subject: RE: Folklore: 'Not a whore in the house...'
From: Thompson

"…not a child in the house washed" is universal in Ireland; I'd guess that this is a daring/alcoholic variant.

Cute hoors (whores) are certainly politicians, developers, bankers, etc in Ireland; the term used to have a grudging admiration, and as Jim Carroll says the admiration waned when the Celtic Tiger lost its teeth. Even now that it's growing a new set of teeth and claws, there's a certain amount of jaw-clamping when the term is used nowadays.


20 Apr 24 - 11:07 AM (#4201286)
Subject: RE: Folklore: 'Not a whore in the house...'
From: GUEST

I knew an actor named Clifford Gentle, who fancied himself as a man of letters etc. and he said “Not a bed made, not a po emptied and the town full of Spanish captains!” I always assumed it was a line from one of the Restoration comedies… Cliff gave it a camp twist.