BS: OK more lime Jello

21 Sep 11 - 11:39 AM (#3226631)
Subject: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: olddude

Showed up in my mail box with a birthday card ...
I don't know who ... but I will find you ohhhhh yes I will find you
LOL

You folks are all crazy ... crazy

tee hee

my money is on Sins but I ain't ruling out that no good GNU

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21 Sep 11 - 11:47 AM (#3226633)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: Jeri

What postmark is on it?

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21 Sep 11 - 01:02 PM (#3226661)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: Bill D

You don't say whether this abomination was "made" and enclosed in a sealed container...or just in a do it yourself box. *I* think that sending it pre-made & cooled would be... ummm... cool, but that would probably require a special messenger service....

maybe for Xmas...

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21 Sep 11 - 01:10 PM (#3226667)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: olddude

Good Point Jeri , never thought of that
a clue is a clue ... It didn't have any sheets for customs so it could not be GNU ...


OK ... looks like Ohio ... either that no good Spaw or my cousin ...
I will find you oh yes ... LOL

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21 Sep 11 - 01:26 PM (#3226674)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: John MacKenzie

Oh the humanity !

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21 Sep 11 - 01:47 PM (#3226684)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: olddude

Oh the Humanity is right John
It was my cousin Steph .. she confessed over the email
can't stop laughing .. well she hates broccoli so guess what she is getting for sure ... payback is an awful thing

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21 Sep 11 - 01:52 PM (#3226688)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: Rapparee

Ya know, the gentleman doth protest too much, methinks. I think that olddude actually LOVES Jell-o, especially the green sort. Me, I hate USD 100.00 bills. Absolutely abhor them. Please don't send me any or I'll get sick to my stomach. Especially is big bunches of several hundred at once. PM me for my address.

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21 Sep 11 - 02:14 PM (#3226703)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: ClaireBear

OldDude, when you send the broccoli, I think you would be doing Steph a great kindness by chopping it, steaming it lightly, chilling it, and then folding it into some yummy lime Jell-O -- perhaps with some sardines, cherry tomatoes and mini-marshmallows for added intrigue -- in a sealable Tupperware gelatin mold. Pack in dry ice and FedEx, and Bob's your uncle. Well, not actually your uncle, but you get my drift.

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21 Sep 11 - 02:24 PM (#3226709)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Lime Jell-O with broccoli, sardines, cherry tomatoes and marshmallows? Would that be sardines in oil, mustard sauce, or tomato sauce? It makes a difference, you know.

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21 Sep 11 - 02:37 PM (#3226715)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: ClaireBear

The oil might interfere with the gelling process, unless the sardines were very well drained. I think I'd go with mustard.

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21 Sep 11 - 02:55 PM (#3226728)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: olddude

ClairBear
you are a genius !!!!

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21 Sep 11 - 02:58 PM (#3226731)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: olddude

Well Rap, I had to get a piece of paper to cover my hand when I threw it away ... don't even want to touch the box ... yup ... its EVIL i tell you EVIL ... No good can come of Jell-o None ..

It is a curse on Humanity ... at the tree of life, it was not the apple that Eve tasted .. It was JELLO

that is why we are in the shit we are today ... all because of JELLO

EVIL i tell you ... Avoid the cursed Jello my friends .. do not forsake you soul

LOL

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21 Sep 11 - 03:14 PM (#3226742)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

I remember an old Jack Benny program from the "days beyond recall" when Don Wilson referred to Jello flavors as orange, lemon and slime.

Oh, well, the product did use up a lot of leftover gunk from the oil refinery process.

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21 Sep 11 - 03:29 PM (#3226746)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: SINSULL

I am so hurt. How you could you accuse me of something so petty? A 3' inflatable lobster - maybe. But one box of lime Jell-O????
HARUMPH!

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21 Sep 11 - 03:31 PM (#3226750)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: ClaireBear

A 3-foot inflatable lobster filled with lime Jell-O -- now THAT would be something.

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21 Sep 11 - 04:35 PM (#3226790)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: jacqui.c

You're all sick, I say, SICK.

ROTFLMAO...................

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21 Sep 11 - 06:35 PM (#3226838)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: Q (Frank Staplin)

Watch it *wiggle
See it jiggle
Cool and fruity
Jell-o brand gelatin
Of all deserts
You'll love the one
That tastes so light
And makes such fun
Make Jell-o gelatin
And have some fun !

*Makes you think you are on a sea voyage and hello nausea....

There was a jingle like this but I don't remember it. The above found by google.
Put here just for olddude's birthday !

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21 Sep 11 - 06:58 PM (#3226849)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: Rapparee

Make some green Jell-o, and just before it jells beat in some Cool-Whip and let it finish jelling. Stir in some cut fresh green beans for a crunch-filled flavor treat.

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21 Sep 11 - 10:50 PM (#3226937)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: GUEST

Poster is ChanteyLass.

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Oh, Olddude, I am so sorry to read that you received lime Jell-o which you hate. I imagine everyone out there in Mudcat Land knows I have similar feelings about Trader Joe's (or similar) bittersweet chocolate with almonds, right?

Oh, wait, it was a relative, not a 'Catter, who sent you the vile stuff. Never mind!

Do you donate unwanted packages of Jell-o to a food bank? Does a food bank even want it?

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21 Sep 11 - 11:10 PM (#3226944)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: Rapparee

Green Jell-with white mini-marshmallows and shredded carrots: orange, white and green for St. Paddy's Day.

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22 Sep 11 - 12:40 AM (#3226969)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: Joe Offer

There were rumors in Catholic school that the nuns thought there was something immoral about Jello. The kids thought the nuns' anti-Jello attitude had something to do with sex - the sensual way Jello shimmered and wiggled and all that.

After 8 years of seminary education, I developed the same revulsion for Jello that the nuns had. It wasn't anything immoral, it's just that Jello was the only dessert they got, 90 percent of the time.

-Joe-

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22 Sep 11 - 08:10 AM (#3227101)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: SINSULL

Remember Jell-O 123? You whipped it up and it set in three layers - Jell-O on the bottom, foamy Jell-O in the middle and creamy Jell-O on top. Came in green, I think and red and yellow.
Now does anyone here like Danish Dessert? Mom used to put it in a pie shell (real not graham cracker) and cover it in whipped cream. I scraped off the whipped cream. Still hate the stuff. Danish Dessert is sort of raspberry-cranberry flavored and a cross between pudding and Jell-O. Hard to find but occasionally it turns up at Hannaford's.

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22 Sep 11 - 10:14 AM (#3227149)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: Sandra in Sydney

Here in Oz we have our own jelly - Aeroplane Jelly - & it's song, sung by 5 year old Joy King I like aeroplane jelly, aeroplane jelly for me ... is a national icon

I'm not a dessert eater so it's been decades since I had Aeroplane Jelly, every mum's easy dessert, served with fruit & cream or icecream & loved by all kids.

I had fun reading this page - especially when I came to the bit where a video of a parody of our politicians was removed by the owner. I assume the video was done by occasional Mudcatter Canberra Chris & his fellow Shiny Bum Singers, who don't seem to have a Youtube presence any more.

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22 Sep 11 - 10:22 AM (#3227154)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: Rapparee

We used to have Danish Dessert and it was wonderful, just as we enjoyed (home-made) tapioca.

What olddude probably doesn't know is that the Germans fed Jell-o to their POWs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. After a couple of days their will was broken and they'd talk: the Germans would spill all of their war plans to the POWs and the POWs would complain about the Jell-O.

It's still used as a training tool for CIA agents, Navy SEALs, the US Army Special Forces, the SAS and SBS, and the rest. It's figured that if you're tough enough to face Jell-O you can face anything.

Eat it, olddude. It builds character!

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22 Sep 11 - 11:50 AM (#3227204)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: GUEST,olddude

Joe
are you saying it is my catholic up bringing :-)
But the nuns were right .. Jello is the cause of all man's problems. There would be peace in the world if it were not for that.
Sins, you have my apologies. I will wait for the jello filled lobster before I accuse you again

:-)

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22 Sep 11 - 12:02 PM (#3227210)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: VirginiaTam

Post marks in US no indication. I sent mail from central Virginia to my Mom in Eastern Virginia, number of times was sorted and marked in Ohio.

He he he. It wasn't me.

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22 Sep 11 - 12:53 PM (#3227229)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: robomatic

Have a little respect for Bill Cosby why dont'cha?

I like the red jello.

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22 Sep 11 - 10:38 PM (#3227497)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: GUEST,hg

Send it to Alison. She needs it!

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23 Sep 11 - 10:23 AM (#3227724)
Subject: RE: BS: OK more lime Jello
From: SINSULL

Dan,
Are you headed to the Getaway? We can put in a special request for lime Jell-O at every meal. Sole in lime Jell-O aspic; Easter eggs made of Jell-O molded in a blown out real egg for breakfast (a little extra slime for those who indulge...). You get the idea.
SINS

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