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BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony

14 Oct 11 - 05:32 PM (#3239070)
Subject: BS: Kendall sentenced to life in matrimony
From: kendall

Seven years ago today Jacqui and I got hitched on the bank of the Housatonic River in CT. by our dear friend, Sandy Paton, with Caroline looking on with approval.

Hey Sandy, looks like this one's gonna take.


14 Oct 11 - 05:57 PM (#3239078)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Joe Offer

Isn't marriage wonderful, Kendall?
Congratulations.
-Joe-


14 Oct 11 - 06:08 PM (#3239080)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: ClaireBear

Many happy returns, my friends.


14 Oct 11 - 06:15 PM (#3239081)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Rapparee

Geez, Kendall, don't you think she could have done better for herself? I mean, a nice English girl and all....


14 Oct 11 - 06:18 PM (#3239084)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: gnu

So, YER not itchy... great news! I assume the bride is not itchy either. Of course, I'll have to hear it from her. Just a formality you understand.

Congrats kids! Have a wonderful anniversary!

Seven years already? Gosh! Time flies when yer havin fun eh?


14 Oct 11 - 06:36 PM (#3239101)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: olddude

My deepest condolences Jacqui :-)


14 Oct 11 - 06:39 PM (#3239105)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: SINSULL

Wonder what Jacqui has to say about this?


14 Oct 11 - 06:48 PM (#3239111)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Stilly River Sage

She probably won't send him to the cellar. :)

Congratulations!

SRS


14 Oct 11 - 06:50 PM (#3239112)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: olddude

and Jacqui is such a sweet lady ... I am so so sorry (tee hee)

all kidding aside
congrats


14 Oct 11 - 06:51 PM (#3239113)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: gnu

"She probably won't send him to the cellar."

That depends on a number of factors.


14 Oct 11 - 07:17 PM (#3239120)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: olddude

Hell she sure can, sent me and Spaw to the dog house to live with Seamus more than once


14 Oct 11 - 07:34 PM (#3239126)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Bobert

Okay, jacqui, can the Capt'n come out of the cellar now??? I mean, that sounded all heart felt and schmaltzy enough to me... Let the poor guy out, will ya'... He promises to be good this time...

B;~)


14 Oct 11 - 07:53 PM (#3239139)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Amos

You two deserve each other, but I mean that in a good way.... '>) Well done, Skippah, your aim has finally improved.


14 Oct 11 - 07:57 PM (#3239141)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Hawker

Congratulations :0)


14 Oct 11 - 08:24 PM (#3239152)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: olddude

secret to a good marriage


14 Oct 11 - 08:30 PM (#3239154)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: EBarnacle

A long and happy one.


14 Oct 11 - 09:28 PM (#3239166)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Midchuck

The secret of the success of their marriage is, neither nags the other.

The Bitch nags them both.

I've seen and heard it happen.

Peter


14 Oct 11 - 10:12 PM (#3239176)
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From: Sandra in Sydney

7 years! wishing you lots more happy years


14 Oct 11 - 10:31 PM (#3239189)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Janie

Ya'll are an inspiration.

Love to you both.

Janie


14 Oct 11 - 10:33 PM (#3239190)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: ChanteyLass

Wonderful news! Congratulations on this anniversary, and it sounds like I will be wishing you many more.


14 Oct 11 - 10:52 PM (#3239200)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: gnu

Midchuck... "neither nags the other."

Oh, were that to be for all. Sigh.


15 Oct 11 - 12:27 AM (#3239220)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Sandy Mc Lean

Congratulations and may you both live long and happily together!


15 Oct 11 - 12:44 AM (#3239223)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: JennieG

Congratulations.....and many more to come too!

Cheers
JennieG


15 Oct 11 - 01:50 AM (#3239234)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: frogprince

It all seems so sweet now, but these teen marriages never last...

Congrats to two darn nice people!


15 Oct 11 - 04:34 AM (#3239253)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: John MacKenzie

Congratulations to you, and your child bride, Kendall my friend.


15 Oct 11 - 04:48 AM (#3239256)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Will Fly

2004... Oct 14th - Kendall & Jacqui get married... Oct 27th - The Boston Red Sox win the World Series for the first time in 86 years...

Cause and effect?

Whatever - congratulations and many more happy years to you both.


15 Oct 11 - 04:59 AM (#3239260)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: alanabit

Congratulations to both of you and wishing you many more happy years ahead.


15 Oct 11 - 05:32 AM (#3239273)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Bonnie Shaljean

Hope it's a long-term sentence! Congrats -

Love, B xxx


15 Oct 11 - 05:33 AM (#3239274)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: David C. Carter

Did you carry your bride over the "thresh hold"in traditional style,or did you just throw her over your shoulder?

Just asking
Congrats to you both.
David


15 Oct 11 - 05:54 AM (#3239281)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Morticia

congratulations to you both xxx


15 Oct 11 - 06:30 AM (#3239293)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Leadfingers

Congrats - And many more to come


15 Oct 11 - 07:44 AM (#3239313)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: kendall

Budweiser! my fat aunt Harriet! She brings me Glen Livet!

I can think of a dozen smart come backs but they all trash marriage, so I wont.


15 Oct 11 - 07:48 AM (#3239316)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: jacqui.c

Anyway - he knows I'm checking this thread for smart remarks. He's out of the cellar right now but I can't see that lasting, not with the way he behaves.......

Thanks to all for the nice comments - I know there's a lot of you out there have been married a lot longer than we have. Congrats to you all.


15 Oct 11 - 08:43 AM (#3239338)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: bbc

I sure think Jacqui's a keeper! Sandy did the deal well.

love,

Barbara


15 Oct 11 - 09:49 AM (#3239364)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: DebC

Okay, so I am a day late on this one, but I want to say a hearty congratulations to you both. Love is grand and visiting with K & J is always a treat.

Happy anniversary, dear friends!

Deb


15 Oct 11 - 10:46 AM (#3239382)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: catspaw49

Happy Anniversary to at least one of you.............Jacqui, I'm sorry. We all know what it takes to marry a man (?) like Kendall and you are indeed a saint! We all know Kendall's medical history.

So Kendall.....How's the penile erector set working out? Sorry the hydraulics blew out........I'm sure that external scaffolding isn't easy to live with.


Spaw


15 Oct 11 - 11:01 AM (#3239389)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: catspaw49

Can't be too easy on Jacqui either come to think of it..............but like I said,

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY


Spaw


15 Oct 11 - 12:19 PM (#3239415)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: olddude

The cellar ain't that bad, nor is the dog house. Just ask me and Spaw we are experts.


15 Oct 11 - 12:30 PM (#3239423)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: kendall

Spaw, you crazy galoot, it aint easy but I'm not going to respond to that crap!


15 Oct 11 - 12:54 PM (#3239436)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: SINSULL

I have a lovely anniversary gift for you - just found it upstairs on the bookcase. I suspect Jacqui knows exactly what I am talking about...
Happy Anniversary guys.
Mary


15 Oct 11 - 01:48 PM (#3239453)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: olddude

Mary
is is a Louisville slugger for Jacqui. The metal bats are better, they twang when ya wack em on the head


15 Oct 11 - 02:04 PM (#3239460)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: gnu

And, aluminum bats are easier to clean. Unless ya whack him too hard... in that case a wood bat is better on accounta ya can burn it before ya call the cops.


15 Oct 11 - 02:27 PM (#3239469)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Amos

It's not a culpable offense to IMAGINE using a bat, no matter what Jimmy Carter says...


15 Oct 11 - 02:52 PM (#3239479)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Nancy King

Happy anniversary! Here's to many more!

Love to both of you,
Nancy


15 Oct 11 - 04:36 PM (#3239544)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: fat B****rd

The very best wishes to you both.


15 Oct 11 - 05:22 PM (#3239570)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: gnu

Dan... but JimBob had a hardon in his heart. Fer yer southern hardshell Baptist types, that's as good as doonit eh?


15 Oct 11 - 08:31 PM (#3239652)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: kendall

Any good shrink will tell you that we are not responsible for our thoughts or feelings. NO not that kind of feeling!


15 Oct 11 - 08:34 PM (#3239655)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: gnu

That shrinking feeling?


16 Oct 11 - 12:17 AM (#3239700)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: freda underhill

Kendall, a shrink will tell you lots of things that Jacqui can tell you for no fee.


16 Oct 11 - 06:18 AM (#3239768)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: kendall

Some people tell me everything they know....and more.


16 Oct 11 - 06:59 AM (#3239775)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Tinker

Happy Happy guys.... somethings are just meant....


16 Oct 11 - 07:14 AM (#3239777)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: jacqui.c

Freda - ROTFLMAO

Guys - I don't need no baseball bat - just use the psychological bit and tell him "You've got to sleep sometime...." He heads off to the cellar like a good boy then.

Spaw - they updated the erector set - micro managed it and made it foolproof - even you could use it now! :0)


16 Oct 11 - 09:39 AM (#3239824)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Lizzie Cornish 1

To finally be married to the right person, no matter how long it may take, is a real blessing.

Much love to you both.


16 Oct 11 - 09:59 AM (#3239831)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Keith A of Hertford

7 years already?!
Congrats and best wishes from Mary and me.
keith.


16 Oct 11 - 10:56 AM (#3239848)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: katlaughing

Another Mudcat Wonder Dating Service Miracle! Just look what Max hath wrought!**bg** Being the vehicle what brought two such souls together!

Conga-rats to the two of you, Dear Ones. It truly has been wonderful and life affirming as you've shared your lives together with us here and, for those who've been able to, in 3D life, too.

Much Love, Light, and Life to you and the next seven+ years!

luvyakat & my Rog


16 Oct 11 - 12:49 PM (#3239884)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: My guru always said

Wishing you both many more happy years together! xxx


16 Oct 11 - 08:07 PM (#3239967)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: gnu

Lizzie... "To finally be married to the right person, no matter how long it may take, is a real blessing."

Indeed. And it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. I raise my glass to the Cappy... and his bride. She may have "settled" but she coulda done worse eh?

Maybe there is hope for me yet? Nahhhh.


17 Oct 11 - 07:45 AM (#3240154)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: kendall

..she could have done worse.. that's for sure, she already did, twice! So did I.
It's not so much a matter of good people marrying bad people, it's more a simple matter of incompatible energies.

Kinda like trying to find the right size wrench to fit a certain nut.
There are adjustable wrenches but they never fit like the right one.
If you put a large bolt into a small nut, it aint gonna fit.


17 Oct 11 - 09:43 AM (#3240195)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Amos

SPeaking as a small nut myself, I have to agree with ya.


A


17 Oct 11 - 09:48 AM (#3240201)
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From: Becca72

Luckily, Jacqui fits the ole nut quite well!

Shaddap, Spaw!


17 Oct 11 - 10:55 AM (#3240240)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: VirginiaTam

I love happies... I now add mine to you both.

Spaw... You brought tears to my eyes. I was laughing that hard.


17 Oct 11 - 12:07 PM (#3240276)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: kendall

Spaw, as we used to say in the service, "Rave on Catshit, someone will clean you up."


17 Oct 11 - 10:01 PM (#3240579)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: GUEST,Dani

What Lizzie said.

I love you both and wish you many, many, many more.

Dani


17 Oct 11 - 10:53 PM (#3240591)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Jeri

I'm late to the party, but Happy Anniversary you two!
You deserve each other.

...and I mean that in a nice way too!


18 Oct 11 - 04:32 AM (#3240643)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: Genie

Yeah, I'm late to the anniversary party too, but may you have at least a few more seven yearses (Is that a word) together!


[[kendall - ...
It's not so much a matter of good people marrying bad people, it's more a simple matter of incompatible energies.

Kinda like trying to find the right size wrench to fit a certain nut.]]

So are you saying Jacqui was the wench who finally found the right nut?


18 Oct 11 - 07:42 AM (#3240697)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall to get life in matrimony
From: GUEST,kendall

That's about the size of it, Genie.