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BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...

10 Nov 11 - 09:38 PM (#3254694)
Subject: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Bobert

Well, that's the word on the street...

B~


10 Nov 11 - 09:54 PM (#3254696)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: olddude

Bobster
she got a five fingered discount on her wedding dress also.
dress


10 Nov 11 - 10:28 PM (#3254708)
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From: Rapparee

Oh, wed! I thought this said they were going to WELD.


10 Nov 11 - 11:26 PM (#3254721)
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From: Little Hawk

Ah, yes, dear Winona. She's such a lovely size. And she has wonderful eyes.

Funny, isn't it, how you can do 10,000 fine and beautiful things in your life....and you make just one mistake...and that's all most people can talk about when they mention you. I guess the perceived smallness of their own lives bugs them that much, so they have to diminish someone else to briefly feel a little better about themselves.

And there you have the basis of all negative gossip, in a nutshell...enlargement of self at the expense of others.

The wedding will be a small one. Just a few friends and family. No photographers. I kind of hope Johnny Depp shows up, but I'm not sure that he will.


11 Nov 11 - 12:37 AM (#3254745)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: olddude

Well most guys are enlarged after looking at her LH in that dress


11 Nov 11 - 03:10 AM (#3254784)
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From: GUEST,Patsy

I hope this is so because I love happy endings, awww!


11 Nov 11 - 05:01 AM (#3254848)
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From: Lox

"and you make just one mistake...and that's all most people can talk about"

Yeah Bobert ... can't you talk about something alse besides the wedding? ...


11 Nov 11 - 05:39 AM (#3254858)
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From: Roger the Skiffler

Will Chongo be best man?

RtS


11 Nov 11 - 08:26 AM (#3254919)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Rapparee

"Bad Penny" Rutledge will be the Matron of Honor.


11 Nov 11 - 10:17 AM (#3254950)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Bill D

You shouldn't have posted about it at all.... now Shane will show up and crash the party.


11 Nov 11 - 11:16 AM (#3254989)
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From: Georgiansilver

Roger... Chongo is NOT a man.. He could be best primate!!


11 Nov 11 - 11:50 AM (#3255012)
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From: frogprince

The "how much do they weigh" over the picture of Ms. Ryder in that particular dress is definitely appropriate.


11 Nov 11 - 11:53 AM (#3255018)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: frogprince

Hawk, if you're engaged to her, I would assume you know by now; how much do they weigh?


11 Nov 11 - 12:00 PM (#3255022)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Little Hawk

That's none of your business...

****

Chongo is definitely BEST primate. No doubt about that. That's why he's running for president. He will attend if it's okay with Winona, and she's a good sport, so I think it will be.

If Penelope R were to come also, that would be grand.

No fear of Shane coming, though. I think he's been arrested again. Anyway, they'd never let him across the border.


11 Nov 11 - 12:04 PM (#3255026)
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From: Lonesome EJ

Isn't "prime mate" just another term for Best Man?

Sorry, I have a policy of avoiding Chongo threads, but couldnt resist that one.:>)


11 Nov 11 - 12:19 PM (#3255038)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: John MacKenzie

Winona and LH towed! Were they parked illegally then?


11 Nov 11 - 12:28 PM (#3255048)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Little Hawk

Heh!


11 Nov 11 - 12:46 PM (#3255063)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Hide the silverware!

GfS


11 Nov 11 - 01:20 PM (#3255082)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Little Hawk

The only thing we steal is kisses!


11 Nov 11 - 04:53 PM (#3255204)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: JennieG

About time the lady made an honest man of you, Little Hawk.

Just don't forget her birthday again.

Cheers
JennieG


11 Nov 11 - 04:59 PM (#3255209)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Little Hawk

I couldn't possibly forget Winona's birthday! It's October 29, very near to my own date of birth. She was born in '71, right around the time I was getting serious about playing guitar.


11 Nov 11 - 05:04 PM (#3255217)
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From: gnu

Nice push up bra.

Hey, it's better'n what I was gonna say eh?


11 Nov 11 - 05:18 PM (#3255230)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Little Hawk

Winona's chest has undergone considerable development since her very slender teens and twenties. Fortunately, the rest of her has remained petite.


11 Nov 11 - 05:24 PM (#3255235)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Jack the Sailor

Y'all do realize that you are talking about a real live person with feelings?


11 Nov 11 - 05:39 PM (#3255246)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Little Hawk

No kidding! And it's November too.

Regarding Winona, I have always had a very high opinion of her acting ability and her good taste. She has been in some wonderful movies. I don't give a damn about the shoplifting incident one way or another...it's trivial. I hope she continues to do well in life, find happiness, and accomplish her most cherished dreams, whatever those may be.


11 Nov 11 - 05:50 PM (#3255254)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Ed T

Wedding cake topper


11 Nov 11 - 05:54 PM (#3255255)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Ed T

Bridesmaid


11 Nov 11 - 06:05 PM (#3255264)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: gnu

JtS... yup... with nice tits. Calm down lad. I loikes tits me. And I am not ashamed to admit it any more than she is ta show em off.


11 Nov 11 - 06:11 PM (#3255265)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Little Hawk

Thanks, Ed. Cute!


11 Nov 11 - 06:40 PM (#3255281)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: GUEST,leeneia

Can I be the flowergirl?


11 Nov 11 - 06:41 PM (#3255282)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Don Firth

Uh . . . does Winona know about this. . . ?

Don Firth


11 Nov 11 - 09:03 PM (#3255339)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Little Hawk

Ask Bobert. He started it.


11 Nov 11 - 09:19 PM (#3255347)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Amos

Bobert tried to clue her in but her aide kept bouncing his letters and ignoring his phone calls.


A


11 Nov 11 - 10:01 PM (#3255356)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Bobert

Hey, listen, ya'll... I didn't start this... If you want that story you're gonna have to get from the love birds themselves... I'm just reporting what I have heard from a very credible source...

B~


11 Nov 11 - 11:47 PM (#3255370)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Little Hawk

You mean "the street"?


12 Nov 11 - 12:35 AM (#3255384)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Little Hawk, Winona, and Chongo??

GfS


12 Nov 11 - 01:45 AM (#3255391)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Look out, Winny!!!

GfS


12 Nov 11 - 09:06 AM (#3255505)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: GUEST,crazy little woman

Would somebody please clear up whether the bride is Winona Ryder the actress or Wynonna Judd the singer? It makes a difference, if only to the bride.


12 Nov 11 - 10:08 AM (#3255539)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Rapparee

Or Winona Minnesota for that matter.


12 Nov 11 - 12:26 PM (#3255616)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Little Hawk

It's Winona Ryder. I've never really had any interest in Wynonna Judd. It's DEFINITELY Winona Ryder.


12 Nov 11 - 12:27 PM (#3255619)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Rapparee

What do you have against Winona Minnesota? Besides the obvious, I mean.


12 Nov 11 - 12:50 PM (#3255636)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Little Hawk

Well, I don't know. I've never been there.

I'll say this, though, it has a nice name.


12 Nov 11 - 01:13 PM (#3255662)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: GUEST,999

Read the "How to Understand Women" book before you tie the knot.


12 Nov 11 - 03:17 PM (#3255747)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: gnu

I read that. Ain't worth shit.


12 Nov 11 - 07:42 PM (#3255892)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

OK..(From another thread)...but I just HAD to.........as long as we are talking about beauty.......... .....loved it for years!...(knew her from before she did this,...even pictured with her, in one of her books).....was my favorite of hers for a long time....until....she did another one, that I really liked....to tell you the truth, it's a toss up!

GfS


12 Nov 11 - 08:33 PM (#3255900)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Little Hawk

That song is an absolute masterpiece, GfS. Judy paints her self-portrait (I assume) in magnificent beauty. I remember it well, but hadn't heard it for years. Thank you very much for posting it and reminding me.


12 Nov 11 - 08:46 PM (#3255906)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

You're VERY welcome..It truly IS a masterpiece!!!!!
yThe other song that I alluded to was THIS: ..couldn't find a studio cut.......but this kicks ass!....

ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GfS


13 Nov 11 - 12:28 PM (#3256245)
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From: Little Hawk

Wow! I never even heard that one before. Thanks again.


13 Nov 11 - 03:47 PM (#3256372)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: gnu

Great clips GfS... thanks!


13 Nov 11 - 05:42 PM (#3256419)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Ahh! Music!..You are WELCOME!!
Got more....

...but I got to go...

GfS


14 Nov 11 - 12:18 AM (#3256566)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Hi!...just got back. I was telling some of the people where I just went, about posting 'Albatross' and the 'Blizzard', and she(who also sings quite well), mentioned to me to post another one, that she really liked, by Judy....sooo.....
here it is!.....
..hope you like it.(I just heard it for the first time tonight, I think).

GfS


14 Nov 11 - 01:50 PM (#3256927)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: GUEST,crazy little woman

Winona Ryder? Guys, she can hardly sing!


14 Nov 11 - 01:53 PM (#3256930)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Little Hawk

I think that's right, Winona isn't much of a singer. She did sing a little in "Girl, Interrupted", but she was either deliberately singing to sound like an amateur of little ability...or she is naturally that way.

However, she can certainly act well. She and Angelina Jolie both acted their parts very well in that movie.


14 Nov 11 - 03:40 PM (#3256990)
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From: VirginiaTam

I love this show... Who needs a telly when there is the BS section of Mudcat?


14 Nov 11 - 03:43 PM (#3256992)
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From: gnu

Both gals have very nice parts.


14 Nov 11 - 08:26 PM (#3257151)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: frogprince

"Both gals have very nice parts"

Yup; neither of them is perfect, but parts of them are excellent.





Why is fried chicken like a girl with a bikini tan?


14 Nov 11 - 09:46 PM (#3257166)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

uummm...because they're both finger-lickin' good?

Meanwhile, back at the ranch....OK, Here's one by Dan Fogelberg that Judy did...and I couldn't say which one I liked better....(for more that just taste, arrangement, and vocal quality...they were/are friends)...but this video, showing Judy last year, was particularly moving. This is a 'live' performance....and the volume a little low...but a great piece! Judy on piano.

She radiates...even in her age!!!!!

Enjoy..and reflect...!

GfS


14 Nov 11 - 10:48 PM (#3257197)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Little Hawk

Wonderful. She is a reminder that the soul stays forever young and shines brightly, even through an aging body.


14 Nov 11 - 10:51 PM (#3257198)
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From: Bobert

Gag me with a spoon....

(((Bobert sticks fingers down throat)))

B;~)


14 Nov 11 - 10:59 PM (#3257204)
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From: Little Hawk

If you insist, Bobert...

...but I thought you were into shackles and rubber whips. ;-D

(It was Judy Collins I was talking about, not Winona. Did you get that?)

Anyway, the guys with the spoon are on the way, okay? Try to hang on till they get there. It's an extra BIG spoon. You'll love it!


14 Nov 11 - 11:03 PM (#3257205)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Bobert: "(((Bobert sticks fingers down throat)))"

Looking for political substance????

GfS


14 Nov 11 - 11:03 PM (#3257206)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Little Hawk

Y'know, I think I'm experiencing mild hallucinations here...or dyslexia...something like that.

I keep misreading the thread title as saying:

"BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Bed"


14 Nov 11 - 11:28 PM (#3257220)
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From: Crowhugger

Winona Who?
;-)


15 Nov 11 - 12:45 AM (#3257238)
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From: Little Hawk

Ryder! How many times do I have to say it?


15 Nov 11 - 01:42 AM (#3257242)
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From: Crowhugger

Gotcha!!
;-)


15 Nov 11 - 06:52 AM (#3257323)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Well, I was thinking this thread might have just been a bachelor party!

GfS

P.S.
Well there's this one.........
Or
...this one....Take your pick!!

Warmest Regards!!!

GfS


15 Nov 11 - 07:48 AM (#3257348)
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From: Rapparee

Music for the wedding recessional....


15 Nov 11 - 10:52 AM (#3257482)
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From: GUEST,leeneia

An excellent suggestion, Rap.

Guest from Sanity: this isn't a bachelor party, it's the annual convention of the International League of Wishful Thinkers.


15 Nov 11 - 12:15 PM (#3257531)
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From: Little Hawk

Rap, that's lovely! It lends a fitting air of joyous grandeur to the occasion.


15 Nov 11 - 12:24 PM (#3257547)
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From: frogprince

"Why is fried chicken like a girl with a bikini tan?"





'cause I like the white parts best.


15 Nov 11 - 12:30 PM (#3257552)
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From: Jack the Sailor

I think this music is closer to the proper scale and theme.


15 Nov 11 - 01:39 PM (#3257590)
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From: Little Hawk

Hmmm. The Disco approach, eh?


15 Nov 11 - 02:13 PM (#3257599)
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From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

...and for his royal guest, 'Jack the Sailor'........:

Without the pomp and circumstance, of course!

GfS


15 Nov 11 - 03:21 PM (#3257640)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: GUEST,CLETUS HARDDINGER

I wuz gittin rite fired up about thizzer weddin an all but then i found out it wuz that skinny rider girl and hellfire she aint nuthin. I thot uwazza hitchin up with the real Winona, the one name of Judd. Now thairs a woman where you kin grab on an ride the hi country. Tell ya'.....sheed make bout 27 of them rider types. With the real Winona yall need ta take a sack lunch when yur startin cuz she will wear the average Canadian guy out. Me, well Ide be afrade of puttin the wood to that fake rider.   Sheet-farr.....she iz so skinny Ide be worried my dick mite poke rite thru her ass.

CLETUS HARDDINGER


15 Nov 11 - 03:51 PM (#3257647)
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From: gnu

I dare say she worldly, Clete and... ahhh, nevermind.


15 Nov 11 - 04:23 PM (#3257663)
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From: Little Hawk

Well, Cletus, you are in luck, because I'm leaving Winona Judd entirely up to you... ;-) Yew kin have her!


15 Nov 11 - 04:33 PM (#3257670)
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From: GUEST,CLETUS HARDDINGER

Reckon yall gotta real short dick then doancha?

CLETUS HARDDINGER


15 Nov 11 - 04:47 PM (#3257684)
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From: gnu

Charlie Chan?


15 Nov 11 - 05:08 PM (#3257694)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: Little Hawk

What I have, CLETUS, is the ability to discriminate between superficial dross and real value.

Here's a site yew should check out, son:

Make Love, Not Porn (Sex in the real world as opposed to the fantasy world of porn)

It's a site created by a woman, and she tells all the stuf yew should know. Yew'll find some real good info on the first page. Then use the Left or Right arrows to find the next page of real good info. That there Winona Judd will surely appreciate yew readin' up a bit on proper lovin' technique first so she don't hafta put up with all kinda weird stuff she don't really want from yew.


15 Nov 11 - 05:58 PM (#3257720)
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From: GUEST,leeneia

I decided to see what Wynonna Judd sounds like. My god, that lipstick! Talk about a turn-off!

Her voice has oomph, unlike Winona Ryder's, and she can carry a tune. But where did she get that accent? It sounds like nothing I've ever heard before.

(Still waiting to hear if I can be the flower girl.)


15 Nov 11 - 06:03 PM (#3257724)
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From: Little Hawk

Sounds like your view of Winona Judd is pretty similar to mine, leeneia. Yes, you can be the flower girl.


15 Nov 11 - 08:32 PM (#3257813)
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From: Rapparee

Can I be de flowerer?


16 Nov 11 - 12:03 AM (#3257856)
Subject: RE: BS: Winona and Little Hawk to Wed...
From: GUEST,Clitia Inboata

From: GUEST,CLETUS HARDDINGER
she iz so skinny Ide be worried my dick mite poke rite thru her ass.

CLETUS HARDDINGER

Cletus Darhling,

I am sooh sohry to learn of your troubles. For you to worry about your dick to poke out that way you cehrtainly would have to a very poor grhasp of the mechanics of coitus.


16 Nov 11 - 02:33 AM (#3257898)
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From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Little Hawk......Could this be about...........?

Yikes!

GfS


16 Nov 11 - 09:55 AM (#3258068)
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From: Rapparee

I wonder: is the attraction is only physical? After Winona has her way with LH will she toss him aside, a dry, used-up, crushed shell of what he used to be? Will LH try to drown his sorrows in drink, with the inevitable consequence that he sinks lower and lower, and at last to end up in the Gutter of Shame with Shame McBride? Will Shame charge him rent for staying in his gutter? Will he have to pay alimony or will s/he sign a pre-nup? Most importantly, what will the dachshund think?

Don't do it, Little Hawk! She only cares about your body!!!


16 Nov 11 - 01:21 PM (#3258234)
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From: Little Hawk

Ahhh..ha! ha! ha! Wonderful.

Yes, those are worrisome possibilities, Rap. I've heard rumours about Winona wearing out some previous partners in just that fashion.

I'll have to give it careful thought.

The Dachshund doesn't care, though. If she were to bribe him with the right food...well, almost ANY kind of food, he'd sell me down the river in a flash. His loyalty is tied directly to his stomach.


16 Nov 11 - 03:48 PM (#3258338)
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From: GUEST,leeneia

The dachshund is all for it. It wants to come down the aisle and give LH away.


16 Nov 11 - 05:45 PM (#3258418)
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From: Little Hawk

...in return for a sausage or some other treat of that sort.


16 Nov 11 - 11:18 PM (#3258549)
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From: GUEST,leeneia

Right. You can put the sausage in the bride's bouquet.


17 Nov 11 - 01:46 AM (#3258576)
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From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Leeneia: "Right. You can put the sausage in the bride's bouquet."

Yeah..she could always eat it...too!

GfS


17 Nov 11 - 02:22 AM (#3258582)
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From: Little Hawk

I'm going to have to find out if Winona likes Dachshunds. This could be crucial to our future happiness. I have no fear that the Dachshund won't like Winona...as long as she gives him treats now and then and showers him with praise. That's really all he wants, aside from world domination. ;-)


17 Nov 11 - 02:33 AM (#3258588)
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From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Yeah...a Dachshund?...sorta like a sausage.....she could always pet it...too!

GfS


17 Nov 11 - 09:26 AM (#3258704)
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From: Rapparee

The MOST important thing in ANY dachshund's life is little or no snow whenever it must go "outside."


17 Nov 11 - 11:28 AM (#3258774)
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From: Little Hawk

Yes, that's pretty high on the list of priorities. They do not approve of "inclement" weather. They're not fond of rain either, and extremely wary of thunder and lightning.


17 Nov 11 - 01:51 PM (#3258822)
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From: GUEST,Guest from sanity

Little hawk: "Yes, that's pretty high on the list of priorities. They do not approve of "inclement" weather. They're not fond of rain either, and extremely wary of thunder and lightning."

Jeez...you'd think you were talking about Winona....then you'd have to include security cameras!

GfS


17 Nov 11 - 02:02 PM (#3258825)
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From: Rapparee

They're also leery of tall grass, especially if it's wet.


17 Nov 11 - 05:25 PM (#3258942)
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From: Little Hawk

Well, tall grass can be handy for sneaking up on prey, Rap. Dachshunds know this.


18 Nov 11 - 02:10 PM (#3259478)
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From: gnu

Weenies got periscopes?


18 Nov 11 - 06:37 PM (#3259651)
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From: Little Hawk

Even better than a periscope. They have stunning nasal abilities.   Dachshunds can smell a freshly cooked sausage, a dead body, a fresh pile of dung or a living rodent from as far as five miles away....even when they're upwind of it! They home in on it like a heat seeking missile, and there is NO escape.

They also have very keen hearing. Someone in Schenectady once spoke ill of my Dachshund (who was in central Ontario at the time) and he pricked up his ears and growled.


18 Nov 11 - 06:38 PM (#3259654)
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From: Little Hawk

100!!!!!!!!

Joy, joy, joy! :-D


18 Nov 11 - 06:50 PM (#3259665)
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From: gnu

LH... "...even when they're upwind of it!`

Ahhh, I kinda don`t think so. The only thing they can smell that`s upwind is there own ass.


18 Nov 11 - 07:03 PM (#3259671)
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From: Little Hawk

You underestimate Dachshunds at your own peril, my good man.


18 Nov 11 - 07:14 PM (#3259678)
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From: gnu

I had a beagle. I can underestimate any hound.


18 Nov 11 - 07:28 PM (#3259687)
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From: Little Hawk

Yeah. ;-) We had a Beagle once too. She was the laziest darn thing I've ever seen in my life...except when hot on the trail of a rabbit. She lived to hound rabbits to their doom...and to eat, of course.