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HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY

29 Nov 11 - 12:49 AM (#3265219)
Subject: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Beer

Hip!! Hip!! HOORAY!!!!!!

Not sure if it was yesterday, today or tomorrow. Found it on facebook. To pissed right now to confirm if it is truth or not, but here is one fine lady.
Adrien


29 Nov 11 - 04:16 AM (#3265266)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Barb'ry

Many happies from across the water, Jeri xx


29 Nov 11 - 04:48 AM (#3265276)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: karen k

Think it is Dec. 4th. Not totally sure though. Happy Birthday whenever it is, Jeri.

karen k


29 Nov 11 - 04:52 AM (#3265279)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: David C. Carter

Happy Birthday Jeri, from the wild wastes of France.

And many more

David


29 Nov 11 - 05:37 AM (#3265295)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: fat B****rd

Happy Birthday from Scotland.


29 Nov 11 - 08:12 AM (#3265368)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: ranger1

It's not until the 4th, but I'm sure she won't mind if we start the party early.


29 Nov 11 - 08:38 AM (#3265382)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Bobert

J-E-R-I!!!

Happy, happy...

B~


29 Nov 11 - 08:39 AM (#3265383)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Jeri

Yes, it's December 4th.


29 Nov 11 - 08:52 AM (#3265390)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Bill D

well then... good luck during the process of lasting UNTIL the 4th, by which time, I may think of something clever and un-trite to say....


29 Nov 11 - 08:56 AM (#3265394)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: SINSULL

I'll be back on the 4th. Meantime, just be patient, Jeri.
SINS


29 Nov 11 - 09:25 AM (#3265414)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Jeri

Thanks to all who've posted or will post.


29 Nov 11 - 10:25 AM (#3265454)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: catspaw49

I'd like to join with those withholding birthday messages until 12/4. Right now I am occupied in checking out the site of a group of transgender cross dressing Albanian hat blockers that play nude volleyball in the Yukon............got one helluva' spiker.........


Spaw


29 Nov 11 - 11:24 AM (#3265482)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: katlaughing

No fair peeking. Wait 'til the 4th!


29 Nov 11 - 02:59 PM (#3265606)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: gnu

I will wish you well
On your natal day
But in case I might'nt
Make it to that day
I will post this now
And I'll wish away
Kick back relax and
Have a happy daaaayyy

Diddly I da diddle dum
Diddly I da diddle diddle dum dum daaaaayyyyy

Little known Irish Bday song I just made up to the tune of Flowin Bowl. (Or whatever it's called.)


29 Nov 11 - 03:43 PM (#3265636)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Jeri

One good think this amount of lead-in time: y'all can start working on the cake now... er, I mean cakeS.


29 Nov 11 - 05:16 PM (#3265704)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: ChanteyLass

Happy unBirthday, Jeri!


30 Nov 11 - 01:10 PM (#3266179)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: topical tom

Happy Birthday, Jeri,and many more!Enjoy the cakes and have a great day and year!♥


01 Dec 11 - 11:17 AM (#3266732)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Beer

Refresh... Not December 4th. yet.
ad.


01 Dec 11 - 06:50 PM (#3266997)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Dorothy Parshall

You could come to the Cafe tomorrow night and wear the Birthday Hat!! We would love that!


01 Dec 11 - 06:55 PM (#3267000)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Beer

Performing tomorrow evening Robert Atyo
http://www.hummingbirdtunes.com/ROBERT_ATYEOS_MUSIC/HOME.html

ad.


01 Dec 11 - 06:57 PM (#3267002)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Beer

ATYEO


01 Dec 11 - 07:24 PM (#3267015)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: gnu

At your earliest opportunity?


01 Dec 11 - 07:25 PM (#3267016)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Jeri

Ad, sound good, but it's a bit rough for a round trip with concert!
Got a birthday lunch on Sunday and my car goes in for inspection, routine and not-so-routine maintenance on Monday. It's making that familiar "your exhaust system is screwed" noise. Robert Atyeo sounds good. I hope you have a numerous, appreciative turnout.


01 Dec 11 - 08:29 PM (#3267037)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: gnu

Oh my... exhaust... I hope you don't get screwed up the rear end. I ENDed up buying a new truck over my exhaust. The truck was 11 years old and after spending a WHACK of coin on variuos things and then the exhaust, the next time around I said, "Weld the fucker and I am trading it."


01 Dec 11 - 08:52 PM (#3267046)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Jeri

I wish it wasn't this way, BUT, things get old and stuff starts leakin'. You're minding your own business, puttering down the road, and BLAM, you blow out a tailpipe. It didn't have any rust on it anywhere when I bought it, so maybe something just got knocked loose.


01 Dec 11 - 09:22 PM (#3267058)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: gnu

Use yer equipment on a regular basis before it starts leakin and keep it well oiled. Use it ot lose it.


02 Dec 11 - 12:06 PM (#3267338)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: GUEST,999

"Use yer equipment on a regular basis before it starts leakin and keep it well oiled. Use it ot lose it."

Sounds like good advice for the geriatric set.


02 Dec 11 - 12:17 PM (#3267345)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Lonesome EJ

Happy one Jeri!


03 Dec 11 - 02:50 PM (#3267944)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Janie

I ain't wishin' her nuttin' until the day of


03 Dec 11 - 03:13 PM (#3267956)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: GUEST,999

Is this a new birthday thread or that one that's been kickin' around since November 29th? If it isn't then Happy Birthday. If it is, Happy Birthday again. If this isn't the birthday thread at all, well, uh,


03 Dec 11 - 04:28 PM (#3267991)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: catspaw49

So here we are and we gather to say happy bir.....................huh?.......say what?......................oh...okay..............wrong day again..................


Spaw


03 Dec 11 - 05:29 PM (#3268023)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Bill D

Wishing her a happy inspection and a quiet tail.......pipe. (Could stand that myself sometimes)

More.....um.... later


04 Dec 11 - 12:48 AM (#3268160)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Janie

Hurray! Whoopee! Huzzah!!!!!!

If I knew html I'm sure I could arrange some visual fireworks, but since I don't.......all y'all joining in just use your very vivid imaginations.

So glad Jeri, to laud the passage of another year on this earth for you.

We don't know each other well, but it is clear from the few times our paths have crossed that you are a rare gem, indeed!

Joyous birth anniversary to you.


04 Dec 11 - 03:26 AM (#3268180)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: GUEST,999

No, no, no, I'm not falling for that old trick again!


04 Dec 11 - 06:14 AM (#3268210)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Skipjack K8

Seriously late to the party, as usual, but after the lovely words you put on this thread, I wanted to wish you all the very best for this click on the milometer. Happy Birthday!!

Greg


04 Dec 11 - 06:25 AM (#3268214)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: rumanci

Nah! You're not late.
TODAY is the gal's birthday (so rumour has it).
Happy, happy birthday Jeri xx


04 Dec 11 - 06:39 AM (#3268217)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Monique

Today is the day. Happy birthday!


04 Dec 11 - 08:07 AM (#3268239)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: bobad

Happy Birthday Jeri!

PS. If you're passing our way during the holidays stop in for some of the white stuff I promised you.


04 Dec 11 - 08:10 AM (#3268240)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Noreen

Many happies, Jeri, and may the roads be smooth before you for the whole year :)


04 Dec 11 - 08:32 AM (#3268243)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: saulgoldie

Happy Birthday, Jeri!

Saul


04 Dec 11 - 09:05 AM (#3268256)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Beer

Happy Birthday Jeri.
Many many more.
Ad.

Bobad...."White stuff"?


04 Dec 11 - 09:08 AM (#3268257)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: GUEST,999

He means snow, but we only use that word because 'shit' was already taken.


04 Dec 11 - 09:17 AM (#3268258)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Jeri

I think he's talking about stuff that goes up your nose...
(just the smell part) and into your soup or stew, your spaghetti sauce and steak and almost everywhere else. It also looks pretty when braided. Of course, I might be wrong.

Happy birthday, y'all!


04 Dec 11 - 10:43 AM (#3268285)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Bill D

All this delayed attention has affected yer haid, Jeri.... WE have birthdays in May, February...etc.

But, to help you keep track of what YOU need to do today, here is a nice image of the technique


(Many, many, more happy ones!)


04 Dec 11 - 10:53 AM (#3268291)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Jeri

I meant Happy MY Birthday! If I could bake you all a cake, I would, but there are a lot of you, I don't really bake, and if I did, I'd probably eat the cake before you got it or at least stick my finger in the frosting multiple times. It's a thought though.


04 Dec 11 - 12:40 PM (#3268335)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: frogprince

It's white, you put it in soups and sauces, the smell goes up your nose, and it looks pretty braided...???
My push-button-20-question-ball says it's long shreds of horseradish root...

Whatever it is, enjoy it and have a happy birthday.


04 Dec 11 - 04:28 PM (#3268449)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: gnu

Happies at ya lass!


04 Dec 11 - 04:50 PM (#3268460)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Jeri

He might have meant snow...


04 Dec 11 - 04:58 PM (#3268464)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: SINSULL

Happy Birthday, Jeri.
Celebrate!
SINS


04 Dec 11 - 06:01 PM (#3268500)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: katlaughing

Now you may open your pressie...check yer email, dearie'oh!

luvyakat


04 Dec 11 - 06:58 PM (#3268525)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: ranger1

Happy birthday to one of the best partners in crime I've ever known. Jason still gets twitchy when we head out on the open road together, by the way.

He says happy birthday, too.

Tami and Jason


04 Dec 11 - 07:43 PM (#3268543)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Jeri

Thanks to all!
Kat, thanks you so much for the pressie! I've been off decorating my virtual tree. (Hehehe--totally eye candy!)


04 Dec 11 - 09:52 PM (#3268588)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Janie

That white stuff repels vampires too, or so I hear.


04 Dec 11 - 10:49 PM (#3268599)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: ChanteyLass

Happy Real Birthday!


05 Dec 11 - 07:24 AM (#3268695)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: jacqui.c

OOPS. I missed the actual day so you will just have to keep celebrating for a bit longer.

We miss seeing you here in Maine. Come visit!

Live long, die happy.


05 Dec 11 - 07:28 AM (#3268697)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Big Mick

I have been so busy with a project for my daughter that I missed this. Happy birthday to one of my oldest and best Mudcat friends. Love ya, woman!!

All the best,

Mick


05 Dec 11 - 07:52 AM (#3268705)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: catspaw49

So now the day has finally arrived so we can all say happy bir......................say what?..........................the 5th now?...........................geeziz....................it is? really?..................................well then just fuckit....................................................well, maybe just a quick glad tidings or something and move on...................................actually happy birthday is shorter so HAPPY BIRTHDAY..............................there we go.......................................but this is the 5th huh?............................no shit?................................damn...............



Spaw


05 Dec 11 - 08:34 AM (#3268716)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Bat Goddess

We partied on the 3rd...I worked on the actual B.D., so here I am today sayin' it again, Happy B.D., Jeri!

Since she knows enough to celebrate for at least a month, I don't have to say that again...

Linn


05 Dec 11 - 11:42 AM (#3268778)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Jeri

Thanks everyone! The meal on Saturday was wonderful, and the spirit tasting at Flag Hill was great.
As far as I'm concerned, that WAS my birthday.


05 Dec 11 - 02:44 PM (#3268876)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Micca

Ah yes!!! the raspberry was particularly..........breathtaking!!! I think it would benefit from being served ice-cold!! must go back there next visit!! Glad you had a nice Birthday Jeri!!


05 Dec 11 - 03:46 PM (#3268908)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Jeri

I like the cranberry best, and I still have some in the bottle I bought something like 3 years ago. The strawberry isn't something I'll drink again. The vodka was good, but I'm not a big vodka drinker; the grappa was interesting (almost bought some); brandy: good; Karner Blue gin: wowie! (DID buy some.)


05 Dec 11 - 07:13 PM (#3269012)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Bat Goddess

I was very impressed by Flag Hill's new Pommeau, a fortified wine using apple cider and apple brandy. Lovely flavor! It's billed as a dessert wine, but it's comparatively dry. Very pleasant mellow apple flavor. I put their Karner Blue Gin right up there with Hendrick's -- lots of interesting aromatics. Not a gin I'd like to mix with anything...just sip. (Hmmm...might do that as a nightcap tonight!)

Micca, you probably wouldn't have thought much of The District's wine list...and it's not on their website. But the food was very good and the luncheon prices made it even more attractive. I was especially impressed by their home made tomato ketchup and their home made mayonnaise. I knew they made their own tomato ketchup, but was very nicely surprised by the made-from-scratch mayo.

Linn


06 Dec 11 - 12:04 AM (#3269091)
Subject: RE: HAY!! It's Jeri's BIRTHDAY
From: Tinker

UGH I waited for the actual day and then spent it without internet. Finally found some at this woodland retreat I'm at and I'm hanging near the window til it wings you these wishes...