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07 Dec 11 - 02:54 PM (#3269965) Subject: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: kendall Yesterday I was having little pains around my heart, so I went to my Cardiologist this morning and they told me that my heart enzymes were elevated. They sent me to the ER at Maine Medical center and they did more tests, one nurse said I probably had a heart attack. Two and a half hours later they told me the tests were all normal and it was :Chest wall pain." Whatever that is. Now I have to have a stress test. I'd say I just had one! |
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07 Dec 11 - 03:05 PM (#3269971) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: jacqui.c I can't leave him alone for five minutes! I get on a plane to visit the UK and he starts with the chest pains! GAWD! |
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07 Dec 11 - 03:16 PM (#3269982) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Amos See? He REALLY loves you!! A |
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07 Dec 11 - 03:23 PM (#3269991) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Bat Goddess I agree with you, Kendall -- you just HAD a stress test! Take care of yourself, Kendall! Linn |
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07 Dec 11 - 03:40 PM (#3270004) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: My guru always said I'm pretty sure you're supposed to be behaving yourself Kendall, not scaring Jacqui and the rest of us! |
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07 Dec 11 - 03:50 PM (#3270013) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Bert Are you drinking your two glasses of red wine a day to prevent heart attacks?? ...Chest wall pain." Whatever that is... Do you think it might be associated with stolen Greek Art? HEE HEE. Just concentrate on that fact that they said the tests were all normal. Chin up Man. |
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07 Dec 11 - 04:14 PM (#3270028) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: ChanteyLass Kendall, don't do that again! |
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07 Dec 11 - 04:20 PM (#3270032) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: kendall I'm in better shape than most 80 year olds. |
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07 Dec 11 - 04:20 PM (#3270034) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: gnu Separation anxiety? Take two glasses and sleep in on the morrow. |
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07 Dec 11 - 05:14 PM (#3270078) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Morticia Stop that right now, do you hear me young man? Don't make me come over there. |
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07 Dec 11 - 05:25 PM (#3270081) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Bobert Sounds to me like pleurisy, Capt'n... In other words, pain on the chest wall... Ya' see you have this stuff that lubricates your lungs and keeps you breathing normal... When you get inflammation in there it's painful... Sometimes people also have little air sacks in the outside of the lungs called "blebs" that will pop and cause pain, too... If the heart is fine then it's more than likely one of those two common and benign conditions... It will pass quickly... Now if it gets worse and nothing relieves it you may be having a spontaneous phenom-thorax (collapsed lung) which could require a chest tube and a couple days flirting with nurses... BTW, I've had all three and have several blebs which can be seen on x-rays... No biggie... Half a pint of Scotch and you'll be good as new... B~ |
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07 Dec 11 - 05:44 PM (#3270095) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: katlaughing I had pleurisy once when I was in my 20s. It hurt like hell! They made me cough a lot prevent it going to pneumonia. Mayo says this about chest wall pain: One of the most common varieties of harmless chest pain is chest wall pain. One kind of chest wall pain is costochondritis. It causes pain and tenderness in and around the cartilage that connects your ribs to your breastbone (sternum). In costochondritis, pressing on a few points along the edge of your sternum often results in considerable tenderness in those small areas. If the pressure of a finger causes similar chest pain, it's unlikely that a serious condition, such as a heart attack, is the cause of your chest pain. |
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07 Dec 11 - 06:58 PM (#3270142) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: SINSULL Chest wall pain??? I'd say it's karma for your crack about my chest. Sure you're not stressed about Christmas dinner? Mary |
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07 Dec 11 - 07:02 PM (#3270144) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Bobert Danged... I missed the crack about Sin's chest... Wha'd he say??? B~ |
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07 Dec 11 - 07:14 PM (#3270150) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Greg B Glad to hear it was nothing. Having experienced it not being nothing (rather like an elephant jumping up and down on my chest... in spiked heels), it's better safe than sorry. Good on you for getting ye to the ER with aplomb. |
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07 Dec 11 - 07:24 PM (#3270159) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: katlaughing Now, Jacquie's a Plomb? Is that some kind of posh English expression? |
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07 Dec 11 - 07:28 PM (#3270161) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: gnu A Pom? |
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07 Dec 11 - 07:56 PM (#3270170) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: kendall The Doctor pressed on my chest and there was no pain. Pleurisy rings a bell. All tests, including a chest X ray were negative. They just don't know. I've had some stress in my life lately. |
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07 Dec 11 - 08:12 PM (#3270178) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Bobert What??? You forget where you stashed that case of Scotch, Capt'n??? Half-heimers sucks, don't it??? Maybe you left it in the trunk of your car??? Seriously, sounds like pleurisy... It'll pass all by itself... B~ |
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07 Dec 11 - 09:53 PM (#3270204) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Janie Come on south as planned, Captain. Let the balmy weather and us southern *cough* bells offer a little solace. (Be sure you bring the black leather jacket, btw.) |
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07 Dec 11 - 09:56 PM (#3270205) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Rapparee I get cramps in my chest once in awhile. I take a deep breath and hold it and the cramp goes away. Dunno what causes them. |
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07 Dec 11 - 10:17 PM (#3270210) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Bobert Lung blebs, Rap... Trust me on this one... BTW, they are harmless... B~ |
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07 Dec 11 - 10:26 PM (#3270217) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Elmore I had Those symptoms. Asked for a second opinion. Doctor said you're ugly too. |
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07 Dec 11 - 11:24 PM (#3270229) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Tinker Dang I open up Mudcat and got a real scare. I should have planned a trip to North Carolina while Dani Janie and I could get to see kendell with out Jacqui around.... Or I could just send my leather jacket down for Janie and Dani. Perhaps it'll be a little too much excitement. |
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07 Dec 11 - 11:34 PM (#3270232) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Maryrrf Well Kendall I'm glad it was just a scare and turned out to be not serious! |
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08 Dec 11 - 02:31 AM (#3270258) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Sandra in Sydney I'll second that |
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08 Dec 11 - 08:03 AM (#3270388) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: kendall Those cramps can be cured by vitamin C and COQ10. Been suffering from them for over 40 years.If I stop them Vitamin C and COQ10 they come back. Tinker, Janie, Lead me not into temptation! |
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08 Dec 11 - 08:27 AM (#3270399) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Charley Noble Kendall- Maybe it's a good day to catch some sun on the beach, a glass of your favorite tropical run drink in your mitt. Is it still tropical weather back in Maine? Charley and Judy, flying back to Maine from the West Indies |
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08 Dec 11 - 09:16 AM (#3270427) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: kendall Yes, it's "Bluebird weather here." They say it might go down to 70 tonight. |
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08 Dec 11 - 09:28 AM (#3270436) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: MikeL2 hi Kendal Glad to hear that you are OK. "Chest wall pain" is fairly common - a couple of years ago I had symptoms like you describe and after many tests the consultant declared it to be " nothing more than chest wall pain". When I asked him what that was he said that it is merely muscle pain". Since then I get it it now and again and have worked out that it could be caused by playing my guitar !! These days I don't play regularly and if I pick it up after some time away from [playing I find I get this " muscular pain" in the left side of my chest.- I play right-handed.. Anyone else find this ??? Cheers Mike from over the pond |
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08 Dec 11 - 09:37 AM (#3270445) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Becca72 Huh....it might be muscular. That sounds oddly familiar... :-) Probably caused by frigging around up under the Packard... |
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08 Dec 11 - 10:08 AM (#3270468) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Rapparee So...Kendal, do me a favor, okay? STOP with this shit!! You're scaring the poop outa people. |
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08 Dec 11 - 10:25 AM (#3270477) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Bobert That explains it, Rap... Think I'll light some incense... B;~( |
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08 Dec 11 - 11:16 AM (#3270510) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: EBarnacle Clearly, you need to breathe better so the muscles, etc, in the wall are in good tone. See you in June. You are supposed to be there. Keep going. |
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08 Dec 11 - 11:19 AM (#3270513) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: jacqui.c I spoke to himself this morning and he seems to be OK, I'm glad to say. As Dani has flu Kendall says he will be staying in Maine. I had NOTHING to do with that decision. I think next time I leave him I'll book him into the local Veteran's Home - get them to keep an eye on him. He says HE's got stress!!!!! |
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08 Dec 11 - 01:26 PM (#3270567) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: catspaw49 I got a note from your llama and he misses you. You're probably just feeling the stress from the guilt you have in trying to break it off with him. With your hydraulic package working it should not require much else on your part. Your chest pains would be relieved and the llama would be satisfied. Spaw |
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08 Dec 11 - 02:35 PM (#3270593) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Becca72 Great idea, Jacqui. Lucky for him there's one at the end of the road... |
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08 Dec 11 - 03:18 PM (#3270614) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: gnu Today, my doc said that word we ALL wanna hear when we talk with the doc... it's benign. Then, more good news... no need to take it out unless it get's in your "way". I was "extra" releived because he was still talking in the hall with the second last patient before me after his consultation about the next step in treating his cancer and I overheard it. I was a tad nervous because this, I believe the proper medical term is "Thing", is near the tumour that was removed about 6 years ago. Even though it's about the size of a split pea and dangly, it's looks nasty and the dental hygenist that found it made a big deal about it and wanted the dentist/oral surgeon to examine it. I asked if there woukd be a fee. Yes, of course, an examination fee. I said I would consult my family doc. She said my doc would send me back to them. She is new, I am not. Turns out these Things are common in middle aged and elderly people. Oh... yeah... I didn't get the xrays the little girl said I should have and I didn't initial my chart beside where she wrote that I refused the xrays as she requested. Then, she told me I should be using these little brushes between my teeth and tried to sell me some for twice what ya can buy em for at various stores. I've been gettin em free for years. The receptionist(s) asked me about her service and I could tell they had the same opinion as me. I'll be talkin to Howie about her. Thread drift? Ya. But I am cooking bacon and sausages for the freezer and don't have a lot else to do. >;-) |
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08 Dec 11 - 03:49 PM (#3270627) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Pete Jennings Hey, Gnu, you feed your freezer bacon and sausages? No eggs? |
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08 Dec 11 - 04:09 PM (#3270645) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Elmore I have a great doctor. He gave me 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay the bill. He gave me another 6 months to live. |
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08 Dec 11 - 04:13 PM (#3270648) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: gnu Yes, Pete. Wht the freezer ignores my amourous advances is a mystery. I thought the way to a freezer's heart was through it's compressor??? |
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08 Dec 11 - 07:33 PM (#3270761) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: kendall I don't want to be a burden, so maybe I'd best not say anything next time. |
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08 Dec 11 - 10:17 PM (#3270818) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Donuel To some people it sounds like, as the pain extends from deep in the chest wall toward the outside it is turning from hypochondria into hyper chondria ;) but seriously Don't consider any questions a burden here Kendall. Know thyself. A very deep and profound concept of life. But when you're not sure, you ask directions. BS alarms will guide you from there. I posted 3 ailments here and was astounded at the insights I received from people who knew and experienced the same thing. Not only that, the ailments have reamained at bay as though I made antibodies. (Remember Coldfinger?) I have always believed that a conscious understanding is helpful for some conditions to be vitalized and freed to let go the unconscious mind to do the virtually impossible things [that our conscious minds can not do] to heal or naturally transition. But on the other hand... The old adage, don't dig too deep above the septic system works well too. Un needed surgury or medicine can be a bad thing. What scares me lately involves pedestrians at 5:30PM wearing all black in the pitch dark and crossing the street while talking on their phone in the rain. Are these people fearless or foolish? |
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08 Dec 11 - 11:41 PM (#3270849) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Stilly River Sage Lung blebs, Rap... Bobert, et al, someone who isn't acquainted with Mudcat who dropped in on this thread might not realize that we all speak perfectly good English. I'm glad to hear Kendall is well. I'm sure a trip to the cellar is in order, but postponed until Jacqui gets back home again. Scaring her as soon as she crosses the pond is certainly as good a reason as any for a time-out down there. SRS |
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08 Dec 11 - 11:43 PM (#3270850) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Sandra in Sydney Donuel, I've noticed lots of drivers on our roads who obviously consider themselves to be both immortal & invulnerable. Yours might be the pedestrian version, or maybe drivers heading to or from their cars. I've also seen a black-clad bicyclist on a black bike who was also immortal & invulnerable. Maybe they all are trying for Darwin awards? sandra |
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08 Dec 11 - 11:56 PM (#3270853) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: katlaughing Burden, smurden...ye ole salt, no slinking off feeling sorry. Ya know we all love ya! I have always believed that a conscious understanding is helpful for some conditions to be vitalized and freed to let go the unconscious mind to do the virtually impossible things [that our conscious minds can not do] to heal or naturally transition. Very well put, Donuel. Bears repeating! |
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09 Dec 11 - 01:05 AM (#3270868) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: catspaw49 What are the bears repeating? If they're talking to the llama it could present a problem to Kendall.............. Spaw |
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09 Dec 11 - 01:46 AM (#3270876) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: skarpi its called a Pain attack , when you woman leave the house , he is a man he can´t live without a woman , not for a one day ....its true love Kendall ...;Þ all the best Skarpi Iceland |
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09 Dec 11 - 02:01 AM (#3270878) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Dan Schatz Well, gee Kendall, if you weren't going to NC you could have come to meet Duncan at the Passim show tonight. But the Boston drivers would give you a real heart attack. I'm glad you're ok. Take care of yourself, won't you my friend? Dan |
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09 Dec 11 - 04:29 PM (#3271156) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Elmore All the best from someone who's heard and enjoyed your songs and stories in a variety of venues, and who shares your high opinion of the wonderful Priscilla Herdman. |
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09 Dec 11 - 04:40 PM (#3271158) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: katlaughing Spaw, I knew someone would use that straight line.:-) Hope you are still feeling better, Kendall. luvyakat |
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09 Dec 11 - 07:44 PM (#3271242) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: kendall I was expecting a rise from Becca 72. My girls hate it when I say, "I don't want to be a burden." |
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09 Dec 11 - 08:52 PM (#3271271) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Rapparee Do they break down laughing or what? |
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09 Dec 11 - 09:24 PM (#3271285) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: catspaw49 Well Kendall, you could be Eric Burdon which would make you a real animal and the llama would freak out completely......... Spaw |
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09 Dec 11 - 09:34 PM (#3271290) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Bobert The poor Capt'n... Choices, choices, choices... Jacqui gone and it's either NC or the llama... No, wait... I'll fake chest pains, he thinks??? Here's my advice... Just do the cellar time now and get it out of the way... Take a bottle of Scotch and yer harpoon down there and ride it out... Heck, the llama and NC can wait... ...for the harpoon, that is... B;~) |
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10 Dec 11 - 01:03 AM (#3271339) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: katlaughing I thought Becca72 already gave her vote to the Veteran's Home?**BG** |
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10 Dec 11 - 01:39 AM (#3271345) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Seamus Kennedy Kendall, as my old Irish granny used to say: There's nothing wrong with you that a good fart wouldn't cure. Stay well, sir. |
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10 Dec 11 - 05:51 AM (#3271401) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: catspaw49 So Seamus......... Did your granny also favor the "physic?" Just wondering how well known that word is. Is it an older rural/mountain thing or more universal? A common old folks expression when I was a kid: "Is that child feelin' poorly? Tell ya'... all they need is a good physic." This was then followed by instruction on how to prepare some vile, foamy, liquid that said "child" would have to either gag down the throat or take up the ass...........about a toss-up in terms of the unpleasantness rating about 9.8 on the Ohmygawdyerfuckingkillingme Meter. Spaw |
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10 Dec 11 - 08:39 AM (#3271458) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: kendall Spaw, that word was well known around my neighborhood. I remember when I first went to high school the Physics teacher announced to the group, "Everyone who is taking physics, get some paper and come with me." I wondered what would happen if I laughed. |
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12 Dec 11 - 11:48 AM (#3272576) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: JedMarum I am wishing you well, Kendall ... and please keep in mind that if two glasses of red wine per day will do you good, two glasses of red liquor must be that much MORE healthy! |
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12 Dec 11 - 11:50 AM (#3272579) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: kendall Red liquor! I haven't heard that phrase since Treasury school back in 1969. |
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12 Dec 11 - 01:21 PM (#3272628) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Seamus Kennedy Spaw - she did indeed refer to the Physic. She favored 2 kinds: California Syrup of Figs, or Castor Oil. Syrup of Figs was much easier to take. A few other Grannyisms - never sit on a cold stone wall, you'll get the piles; never sit with your back to the fire, you'll melt your lungs; never eat too much sugar, it'll give you worms. For boils or deep splinters, she always used a hot bread poultice. She loved Bing Crosby's singing, but refused to believe that a grown man could be called "Bing", so she always called him "Ben" Crosby. Jed and Kendall, I'm not familiar with Red Liquor. What is it? |
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12 Dec 11 - 01:26 PM (#3272629) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Becca72 Cold stone must be an international problem - my own grandmother and mother had the same theory, but it extended to pavement and cement steps. |
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12 Dec 11 - 01:48 PM (#3272643) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Becca72 "From: kendall - PM Date: 09 Dec 11 - 07:44 PM I was expecting a rise from Becca 72. My girls hate it when I say, "I don't want to be a burden." " I was ignoring this remark since it's apparently your last Christmas |
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12 Dec 11 - 04:05 PM (#3272727) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: jacqui.c Becca - if he keeps on behaving badly you could be right. :0) |
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12 Dec 11 - 05:54 PM (#3272796) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: kendall Seamus, Red whiskey" is legal whiskey, tax has been paid and there is a red stamp on the top of the bottle. Moonshine lacks the stamp. |
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12 Dec 11 - 05:55 PM (#3272799) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: kendall It's amazing what you can learn from hanging around us old guys. |
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12 Dec 11 - 06:17 PM (#3272813) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Rapparee It's also called "red whiskey" because after the (un)Civil War the US required that all whiskey be aged in charred casks. That is, all whiskey upon which the tax had been paid...so you had "white whiskey" and "red whiskey." "White whiskey" would get you arrested or at least your run would be taken away by the dag-slab Revenooers or the local sheriff, if you didn't pay him enough. |
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12 Dec 11 - 06:39 PM (#3272820) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: stallion Kendal, take it easy!!!!! I am recovering slowly, I dare say you are like me and do ordinary everyday things without thinking if i am actually capable of doing it, like putting the rubbish out and lifting the shopping in from the car , look after yourself, hard to swallow but I have to step aside and accept help, you do the same, take care and heres to a speedy recovery. Pete |
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12 Dec 11 - 06:54 PM (#3272827) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Seamus Kennedy Thank you, Kendall and Rap. I have been elucidated, educated and am now the wiser for your information. |
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12 Dec 11 - 07:00 PM (#3272828) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: gnu And there's "hand brand" alcohol. Same deal, pretty much. My great uncle "Peg Leg" Henry was hauling a toboggan with cargo covered with a blanket past the cop shop in the 30s. A very large Irish (both Canucks of Irish descent) cop was standing on the steps and asked what the poor little old Irish had on the toboggan. "25 gallons of hand brand alcohol ya big dumb SOB." The cop laughed and said, "Ya crazy bugger! I'd help ya haul it but I gotta stay here. Careful ya don't slip and fall." That's exactly what he had on the toboggan. He was a character, to say the least. I got a lot more stories. |
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12 Dec 11 - 07:39 PM (#3272845) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: kendall Bath Ironworks Bath Maine. A man I will not name worked there for 30 years and he burned wood, so they allowed him to take home scraps of wood for his stove. Every night when his shift was done he would go out the gate with a wheelbarrow full of wood, and the guards would poke through it looking for stolen parts and such. Never did find anything, so when he retired, he walked out the gate without any wood. One of the guards called him over and said, "I know you have been stealing from the yard, and if you will tell me, I won't say a word to anyone. What have you been stealing"? Man said, "Wheelbarrows." |
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12 Dec 11 - 07:53 PM (#3272855) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: catspaw49 What kind of wheelbarrows? What quality of wheelbarrow? How much was he getting for each one and did he have a regular madket? I mean if he wound up with a lot of cheap, crummy, barrows then he would have been stupid to do it all those years. If he had an outlet for them then was the outlet into taking any of the wheelbarrows or did the overall quality make a difference? And what about size? Seems to me there are a lot of unanswered variables in the story Kendall................. Or was that some kinda' piss-poor, lame-ass, attempt at a joke? I mean if so you don't have to answer all of the questions and I'll understand and say hahaha. I mean if it was a joke type thing.........but if it wasn't........... Spaw |
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12 Dec 11 - 08:31 PM (#3272880) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: gnu Then there is a lad that ran an English hospital parking lot for decades. He didn't show up for work one day, the hospital called the city. The city said it was the hospital's parking lot. The hospital said it was the city's parking lot. The attendent is yet to be found... along with a whack of money. |
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12 Dec 11 - 09:44 PM (#3272898) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Rapparee He was probably smuggling stolen wheelbarrows into Canada, where they'll buy anything with a wheel. It's a little-known fact that wheels are forbidden in Canada under The Official Secrets Act. Wheels used in Canada must be square, not round, because TOSA sets the value of pi at 3.00 (for convenience in working problems). Any Canadian with a round wheel can be arrested and jailed indefinitely without trial. Don't tell anyone I told you all this. |
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13 Dec 11 - 02:08 PM (#3273238) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: GUEST,kendall Spaw, get back on your freekin meds! To analyze a joke to see why it's funny is like dissecting a frog to see why it jumps. You may learn something in the process, but it tends to destroy the subject. |
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13 Dec 11 - 04:25 PM (#3273300) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: DougR Kendall's been chasing Llamas again? DougR |
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13 Dec 11 - 04:39 PM (#3273311) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: gnu Nothing wrong with CHASING them. |
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13 Dec 11 - 07:23 PM (#3273353) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: kendall Hey, Doug, good to have you back. |
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13 Dec 11 - 10:38 PM (#3273424) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Rapparee Speaking chasing, I'd sure hate to be Kendall when Jacqui gets back. She's gonna clobber him and kiss him at the same time. Poor woman can't turn her back for a moment...! |
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14 Dec 11 - 09:42 AM (#3273616) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Bobert So, if I understand this correctly, the Capt'n is now messin' around with both a frog and a llama??? Good grief, man... Have you no shame??? B;~) |
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14 Dec 11 - 10:15 AM (#3273633) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Donuel Sometimes I get what I have felt was a phlegm blockage in a small bronchial branch in the Autumn/Winter. If coughing does not clear it immediately, I hydrate to the max and it works its way out. Hurts like the dickens but enough Oxygen seems to reach past the blockage to keep the upstream branches alive. I seems like Oxygen reaches the upstream tissues via capillaries but probably not as much as the tissues are used to with direct contact with oxygen with each breath. If the pain persists beyond 3 days I get worried but then it passes soon after. Drinking once again is the cure. Water or juice lubes the system and thins any phelgm while alcohol would probably dehydrate. A bleb or blemy sounds dreadful but I may have had one without knowing it. Speaking of meds, The stimulant drugs for Attention deficit syndrome/disorder is now cleared for use by adults, there is no danger to the adult heart afterall. When you ask your doctor about this, simply become distracted before eventually asking for a prescription. |
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14 Dec 11 - 02:19 PM (#3273764) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: jacqui.c I phoned the Cap'n today - caught him having lunch with a very attractive lady friend. She told me he's behaving himself (probably in his usual manner......). No Spaw - not the Llama this time! |
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15 Dec 11 - 07:02 AM (#3274116) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: freda underhill Don't give us all a shock, Captain! Jacqui, the strain of you being away is obviously too much for him :-) |
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15 Dec 11 - 08:13 PM (#3274512) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: kendall Not to worry folks, I'm adjusting quite well. Jacqui, why did you leave that inflatable sheep where I was sure to see it? Is it some sort of decoy? |
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15 Dec 11 - 08:17 PM (#3274514) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Bobert Gol danged!!! Now we have a sheep, a frog, a llama and an "attractive woman"??? This is getting toward kinky, Capt'n... B;~) |
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15 Dec 11 - 08:43 PM (#3274519) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: ranger1 bobert, the captain has an entire following of attractive lady friends. it's the hat and jacket... |
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15 Dec 11 - 10:07 PM (#3274548) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: kendall Dream on you innocent thing! |
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16 Dec 11 - 09:08 AM (#3274739) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: SINSULL Was that addressed to Bobert or Tami? |
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16 Dec 11 - 02:11 PM (#3274969) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: GUEST,Kendall Tammi. |
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16 Dec 11 - 02:44 PM (#3274990) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: gnu Tut tut, Kendall! Take credit from others, even false (you said it), whenever you can. When getting run out of town, get in front and make it seem you are leading a parade. If that parade is adoring females, so be it. |
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17 Dec 11 - 09:53 AM (#3275433) Subject: RE: BS: Kendall's latest scare From: Bobert Whew!!! I hate to think that the Capt'n thinks that I would be envious of his little predicament... BTW, I am curious as to how the frog fits into the equation... But more curious to know when the Capt'n will introduce a chicken to the rest of the gang... No matter... Jacqui needs to come home quick... It's obvious that the Capt'n needs adult supervision... B;~) |