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BS: Dachshunds at Christmas

30 Dec 11 - 01:08 PM (#3282029)
Subject: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: Little Hawk

Always remember to wrap up a present for the Dachshund!

Dachshunds open their presents


30 Dec 11 - 01:12 PM (#3282033)
Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: GUEST,Eliza

They look a bit...well...tubby to me, LH. I know I can't talk, but I though dachshunds were slim and slinky. (It's donkey's years since I was slim and slinky!)


30 Dec 11 - 01:12 PM (#3282034)
Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: Jack the Sailor

Dachshunds at Christmas, stuffed with savory dressing and with plumbs in their mouths!


30 Dec 11 - 01:12 PM (#3282035)
Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: Little Hawk

Finally! Riley opens his present.


30 Dec 11 - 01:15 PM (#3282037)
Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: Little Hawk

We used to imagine ours roasted up like a suckling pig with a small apple in his mouth, Jack. A crabapple maybe. We'd discuss it and test his fat little haunches with a thumb and 2 fingers, saying, "Almost ready now...", while he'd roll his eyes nervously.


30 Dec 11 - 01:18 PM (#3282039)
Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: number 6

"the tacky side of Christmas"

biLL


30 Dec 11 - 01:20 PM (#3282040)
Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: Little Hawk

Yeah. Great, isn't it?


Dachshund helps with decorations....


30 Dec 11 - 02:35 PM (#3282061)
Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: John MacKenzie

Pigs in blankets


30 Dec 11 - 04:07 PM (#3282096)
Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: Ed T

Dachshund Rules:

Humans live to serve me.
I can do whatever I want to do, whenever I want to do it.
If I touch it, lick it, chew it, shred it, smell it, or see it, it's mine.

(The first two sounds like Mudcat posting rules:)


Dachshunds "R U


30 Dec 11 - 06:49 PM (#3282181)
Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: Little Hawk

Right on, Ed. Those are the rules that Dachshunds live by.


30 Dec 11 - 07:42 PM (#3282204)
Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: Little Hawk

More Dachshunds at Christmas!

Arrrrrrooooooo!


31 Dec 11 - 01:13 AM (#3282286)
Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: LadyJean

The tale is told of the day mom's dachshund, apropriately named Loki, took the cover off grandma's ironing board. Loki was something of a legend. He made sure that mom's boyfriend, the father of historian David McCullough behaved himself. One of the sights of the neighborhood was grandaddy arguing with Loki about which way they would go on their walk. Grandaddy successfully argued a case in front of the Supreme Court of the United States, but he couldn't persuade Loki to go his way. Then Loki would get tired and granddaddy would have to carry him home.


31 Dec 11 - 03:28 PM (#3282592)
Subject: RE: BS: Dachshunds at Christmas
From: Little Hawk

Loki is probably the perfect name for a male Dachshund. They are very strong-willed, and have a zesty appetite for causing mischief.