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05 Jan 12 - 10:59 PM (#3285582) Subject: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: catspaw49 Young, old, middle aged......from popping out the chute til planting in the ground, there ain't jackshit I wanna know about Uranus. I don't wanna see Uranus, I don't wanna hear Uranus, and I definitely don't wanna smell Uranus........and finally I don't wanna talk about Uranus. You got some theory or belief or something that some god-dude created Uranus then that god-dude is a sick fuck! Tell ta' something else too.......If Uranus arose amidst the muck and mire then you need to clean that damn thing up! It may be Uranus but we all have to live here...................... Spaw |
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05 Jan 12 - 11:13 PM (#3285587) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Jack the Sailor If that is the case then there are six other things you want to know nothing about. Puck, Miranda, Ariel, Umbriel, Titania and Oberon |
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05 Jan 12 - 11:18 PM (#3285590) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: GUEST,999 Spaw, take yer mind off Uranus. Think Venus. |
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05 Jan 12 - 11:20 PM (#3285592) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Jack the Sailor By the way, "Moon of Uranus" is the best band name I have thought of all week! |
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05 Jan 12 - 11:33 PM (#3285601) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Don Firth Why, asked the jester, is the U. S. S. Enterprise like toilet paper? I don't know, replied the stooge, why IS the U. S. S. Enterprise like toilet paper? Because, replies the jester, it orbits Uranus hunting for Klingons….. (RIMSHOT!!) Don Firth |
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05 Jan 12 - 11:36 PM (#3285603) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: GUEST,999 Pardon me for saying, Don, but after reading your post on the Queen's Latter to Americans, I must admit you're definitely on a roll tonight! |
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05 Jan 12 - 11:47 PM (#3285607) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Jack the Sailor You anus looking for cling-ons? |
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05 Jan 12 - 11:51 PM (#3285610) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Little Hawk Without Uranus, Spaw, you'd be in deep shit. Or it would be in you. So to speak... |
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06 Jan 12 - 12:13 AM (#3285625) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Rapparee I met a guy from Uranus once. He was named O-Dur. |
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06 Jan 12 - 12:16 AM (#3285627) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Little Hawk The question is, where has Uranus been? |
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06 Jan 12 - 12:46 AM (#3285638) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Amos JUst hope it doesn't clam up on ya, man. Yer full enough already. |
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06 Jan 12 - 01:15 AM (#3285654) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Little Hawk Yes, and what if a total eclipse of Uranus should happen? That could be catasstrophic! |
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06 Jan 12 - 01:45 AM (#3285660) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Jack the Sailor At some point you just have to let Uranus go out into the solar system to make its own way. It is not as it it was a part of you. |
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06 Jan 12 - 03:36 AM (#3285693) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Richard Bridge Would somebody make my anus young again please? |
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06 Jan 12 - 04:14 AM (#3285705) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: JohnInKansas Very old: "The meanest critter in the world is the crocapotamus. It's got a crocodile head on one end and a hippopotomus head on the other." "If it's got a head on both ends, how's it shit?" "Whadda ya think makes it so mean?" John |
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06 Jan 12 - 05:34 AM (#3285745) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Musket In this new (ish) spirit of detente, it would remiss of me to point out that if someone wanted their anus to be young, their comments would have to appear that of an immature arse.... Uranus jokes fell into disuse when The BBC told Patrick Moore to start pronouncing it with the emphasis on the U... |
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06 Jan 12 - 06:03 AM (#3285766) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: GUEST,Shining Wit There are rings around Uranus. I've seen pictures of them. |
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06 Jan 12 - 09:57 AM (#3285906) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Ed T The last time I recall seeing Uranus was in 69. I recall it being a mere fuzzy dot in a background. Time may have taken a toll on my memory chips. But, it may also have been that I was into something else at the time. |
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06 Jan 12 - 09:59 AM (#3285911) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Ed T Update to my last post: My recollection of Uranus may also have been a mere "brain fart'? |
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06 Jan 12 - 10:28 AM (#3285926) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Rapparee Uranus is a gaseous place -- and cold, too. |
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06 Jan 12 - 10:58 AM (#3285949) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Bill D ....seems some have forgotten the condom thread and how far fertile minds can take certain topics......... |
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06 Jan 12 - 12:43 PM (#3286012) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Rapparee I've used blown-up condoms as cat toys. The cat gets a real surprise when it uses its claws. I guess that's kinda like the surprise the Uranus people get sometimes. |
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06 Jan 12 - 02:49 PM (#3286088) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: gnu Ever use a waterbed as a cat toy? I stripped one once and when down to the laundry with the sheets. When I returned to put on new sheets, the cat was chasing the bubbles around. I made the bed. That night was rather wet... and expensive. |
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06 Jan 12 - 03:29 PM (#3286115) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Rapparee ...suppose you had a condom as big as a waterbed, and a cat that wanted to play.... |
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06 Jan 12 - 06:20 PM (#3286225) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Little Hawk Who would such a condom be designed for? |
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06 Jan 12 - 07:20 PM (#3286264) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: gnu Oh my... I have an answer for that but it's DEFINITELY PI. |
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06 Jan 12 - 10:55 PM (#3286351) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Rapparee You mean, I assume, 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859502445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118817101000313783875288658753320838142061717766914730359825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778185778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019893809525720106548586327886593615338182796823030195203530185296899577362259941389124972177528347913151557485724245415069595082953311686172785588907509838175463746493931925506040092770167113900984882401285836160356370766010471018194295559619894676783744944825537977472684710404753464620804668425906949129331367702898915210475216205696602405803815019351125338243003558764024749647326391419927260426992279678235478163600934172164121992458631503028618297455570674983850549458858692699569092721079750930295532116534498720275596023648066549911988183479775356636980742654252786255181841757467289097777279380008164706001614524919217321721477235014144197356854816136115735255213347574184946843852332390739414333454776241686251898356948556209921922218427255025425688767179049460165346680498862723279178608578438382796797668145410095388378636095068006422512520511739298489608412848862694560424196528502221066118630674427862203919494504712, more or less, don't you? |
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07 Jan 12 - 12:52 AM (#3286388) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Bill D ✌ |
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07 Jan 12 - 09:05 AM (#3286500) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Ed T Is Uranus actually square? |
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07 Jan 12 - 12:37 PM (#3286582) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Rapparee Have you ever heard the expression, "shit a brick"? |
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07 Jan 12 - 02:05 PM (#3286636) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Stringsinger Jack, I'll take Shakespeare over the bible any day. |
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07 Jan 12 - 02:09 PM (#3286638) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Bee-dubya-ell Some jokes are witty Others only prove the teller's gayness Like fart jokes, snot jokes, penis jokes, And jokes about Uranus |
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07 Jan 12 - 02:24 PM (#3286646) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: gnu Ye haven't gone wit some a tha girls I went wit. Rao... common expression here. |
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07 Jan 12 - 02:25 PM (#3286647) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: gnu p |
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07 Jan 12 - 04:19 PM (#3286704) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Ed T ""Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit"" |
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07 Jan 12 - 07:05 PM (#3286751) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: gnu Quit arsin around eh? |
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07 Jan 12 - 10:08 PM (#3286819) Subject: RE: BS: Young Uranus Creationism From: Rapparee Well, shit fire and save the matches! I just noticed ol' Spaw started this and he ain't been back since! |