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14 Jan 12 - 11:30 PM (#3290765) Subject: BS: Remember me ? From: GUEST,????????????? because after long unnatural slumber I have awoken with no memory of who I could ever have been before!!!??? Who was I ??? I fear I have been lost for far too long a time. My sense of self and being is lost and weary. Is this the dimension I so long ago began my journey from ? Am I finally after such long and hazardous adventures back in my own time and place ? So much more than I can ever remember has been wrenched from my memory. This world seems so familiar. But this would not be the first time my senses have been tricked by a doppelganger planetary climes. I suffered harsh misfortune to be abducted by force from home so many eons since, yet for all my fearsome misadventures and desparate escapades I do not seem to have aged a moment in all these many long years? What is my reason for my cruel temporal displacement and tenuous unknown fate ?? ok it might have been all the vodka and cider over xmas and new year...??? but it's still a long haul back to remember my last used mudcat ID and begin to feel re-energised enough to embark on another new year of mudcat barminess...
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14 Jan 12 - 11:37 PM (#3290766) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: catspaw49 That is exactly the kind of thing that would happen to someone after blowing a wart hog and eating the asshole out of a yak. If you can find any pictures of that stuff happening, the person in the pictures would be you. Hope that helps............... Spaw |
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14 Jan 12 - 11:43 PM (#3290768) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Where am I? Where's my computer??? GfS |
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15 Jan 12 - 05:14 AM (#3290821) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: John MacKenzie Martin Gibson possibly? |
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15 Jan 12 - 05:45 AM (#3290827) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: Paul Burke Arthur Dent? |
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15 Jan 12 - 06:58 AM (#3290839) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: John MacKenzie 42? |
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15 Jan 12 - 07:18 AM (#3290847) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: GUEST,Eliza You are a person who finishes a sentence with a preposition. |
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15 Jan 12 - 07:31 AM (#3290850) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: Paul Burke And a preposition is something to never be used to end a sentence with. |
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15 Jan 12 - 07:38 AM (#3290855) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: GUEST,Eliza Or, to quote an example in dog French, "Je vous avoir savoir que je ne suis pas une personne que vous triflez avec!" |
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15 Jan 12 - 07:41 AM (#3290857) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: John MacKenzie Not even if it's a sherry trifle? |
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15 Jan 12 - 08:00 AM (#3290861) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: Backwoodsman I wouldn't share my sherry trifle with anyone. Especially Martin Gibson. |
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15 Jan 12 - 08:50 AM (#3290878) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: kendall Or, as Winston said, "That's the sort of thing, up with which I will not put." |
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15 Jan 12 - 09:03 AM (#3290883) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: TheSnail Or as Shakespears said, "We sit too long on trifles." |
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15 Jan 12 - 09:16 AM (#3290886) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: Rapparee Have you considered a a lost-and-found service? Or, considering the state you're in, going into politics? |
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15 Jan 12 - 09:44 AM (#3290891) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: John MacKenzie I think he's looking to find himself. Mind you that can cause anything from hairy palms to blindness! |
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15 Jan 12 - 09:44 AM (#3290893) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: Bobert Well, if you are the M.G. feller, then the drunken stupor that you describe explains a lot but... ...I doubt if that you... I'm going to guess that Bob06 feller, or what ever you called yourself who would start threads entitled "D string" or "ice cream" or whatever free association thread title that would naturally come into the mind of someone who was really drunk... Hey, not that I minded those threads but sho nuff pissed everyone else off... That's my guess... B~ |
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15 Jan 12 - 09:52 AM (#3290895) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: Jeri If you remember you started this thread when you re-boot your brain, try punkfolkrocker. And stop scaring the townsfolk. We have pointy farm implements... AND torches! |
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15 Jan 12 - 10:04 AM (#3290897) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: bobad The vodka and cider gave it away. |
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15 Jan 12 - 10:05 AM (#3290898) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: Bee-dubya-ell Is this something like Rumplestiltskin? If we guess your name, will your head explode? |
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15 Jan 12 - 10:47 AM (#3290916) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: Bill D If his head explodes, does that create a nom de plume? |
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15 Jan 12 - 10:51 AM (#3290918) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: John MacKenzie Tete de veau more like |
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15 Jan 12 - 10:54 AM (#3290920) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: wysiwyg Not MG; he was trying to measure up to erudite Marty Peiffer standards, and would have done a better job on the wordsmithing. His PMs were works of art (and friendship). ~Susan |
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15 Jan 12 - 11:44 AM (#3290941) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: gnomad I would guess PFR also, but this put me in mind of a (probably fictional) tale of some campaigning politician. When visited an old people's home he asked a resident "Do you know who I am?" and received the response "No dear. But I can take you to Matron, she always knows who people are." I suppose Joe or Max would be our equivalent of Matron, should we give one of them a call? |
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15 Jan 12 - 12:31 PM (#3290955) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: wysiwyg IMO probably no need-- I think Jeri nailed it, but if the OP sobers up/comes down and really wants to know, s/he can contact Joe per FAQ. ~Susan |
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15 Jan 12 - 01:17 PM (#3290965) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: John MacKenzie It's that old irony problem again ;-) |
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15 Jan 12 - 02:12 PM (#3290990) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: Rapparee Old irony is okay, as long as you've got papers for it, but new irony is probably because of poaching. |
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15 Jan 12 - 02:13 PM (#3290993) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: Rapparee But another answer to the OP is, "No, would I want to?" |
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15 Jan 12 - 02:28 PM (#3291004) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: Nigel Parsons No, sorry, I don't remember you. Were you perhaps mentioned by Joe Offer in his thread about Guests not starting BS threads? |
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15 Jan 12 - 02:43 PM (#3291010) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: gnu I think Colonel Mustard got a lead pipe upside the head. |
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15 Jan 12 - 02:47 PM (#3291014) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: GUEST,Eliza We used to attach a label to little evacuees, a bit like a luggage label, at the start of the War. Perhaps when you come to yourself you could pin one to your coat? ("If found, please return to Mudcat..." etc) |
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15 Jan 12 - 02:53 PM (#3291017) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: John MacKenzie No irony is not analagous with silvery, or goldy. |
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15 Jan 12 - 03:51 PM (#3291048) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: Jeri Irony is most fun when you can pretend to not get it. That drives some people mad as a hatter. (That wouldn't be silvery or goldy either, but mercury.) |
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15 Jan 12 - 03:54 PM (#3291051) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: Dave Hanson Remember me ? I'm Al, your pal. Dave H |
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15 Jan 12 - 03:55 PM (#3291052) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: GUEST,Eliza LOL! Or mercuryry! |
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15 Jan 12 - 04:24 PM (#3291071) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: Bee-dubya-ell "You can call me Al..." .. because I won't answer if you call me Fe, Pb, Co, or Sn. |
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15 Jan 12 - 04:39 PM (#3291081) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: Rapparee How about Pu? |
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15 Jan 12 - 04:40 PM (#3291082) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: catspaw49 Jeri is probably right of course but I have the pictures of over a dozen 'Catters blowing warthogs and eating yak assholes......................well, actually I have 11...... The 12th is a guy who is at a mall and visiting the mall Santa on Christmas in 2010. This one is a video where he blows the Santa then eats the ass out of a reindeer portraying Rudolph in the attached petting zoo. It gets pretty good after that when he takes a piss in the cheap jewelry kiosk................. Spaw |
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15 Jan 12 - 04:55 PM (#3291087) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: Jeri I heard about that party at your house, Spaw. You looked natural in that warthog suit. |
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15 Jan 12 - 05:28 PM (#3291103) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: Big Al Whittle Give in. who are you? |
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15 Jan 12 - 05:32 PM (#3291106) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: John MacKenzie Do I come here often? |
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15 Jan 12 - 06:17 PM (#3291124) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: Rapparee Good people all, as you pass by, As you are now so once was I As I am now you too will be Remember Death, and follow me. But to follow you I'm not content For I know not which way you went. --Supposed to be on gravestones side-by-side |
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15 Jan 12 - 08:08 PM (#3291176) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: Bee-dubya-ell Were those yaks alive or were they used to make yak asshole soup? |
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15 Jan 12 - 08:34 PM (#3291184) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: gnu Rap... is that an alternative verse to... YE MAR'NERS ALL Penguin Book of English Folk Songs (Lloyd & Williams) Ye mar'ners all, as you pass by Call in and drink if you are dry Come spend, my lads, your money brisk And pop your nose in a jug of this. Oh mar'ners all, if you've half a crown, You're welcome all for to sit down Come spend, my lads, your money brisk And pop your nose etc. Oh tipplers all, as ye pass by Come in and drink if you are dry Come in and drink, think not amiss And pop your nose etc. Oh, now I'm old and can scarcely crawl I've an old grey beard and a head that's bald Crown my desire and fulfill my bliss A pretty girl and a jug of this. Oh when I'm in my grave and dead And all my sorrows are past and fled Transform me then into a fish And let me swim in a jug of this. That's one of my all time favs... a GOTTA be sung before the kitchen is cleared. |
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16 Jan 12 - 01:37 AM (#3291253) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: GUEST,54°10'1 I am aghast........... my eyes open on an unfamiliar horizon ??? but yet it seems as if I have been here before. though I may be wearisome from exhaustive interplanetary dimensional travel my heart is aching for one simple objective signal that I may be home. Is this the plot of earth that my mothers breast did succour me ? The garden where my father did chastise me with his stern leather belt for one stolen scrumped cider apple..??? The potato field which yielded mother natures strong life giving vodka juice..??? Waking from deep dream for one second I a home in the warming comfort of Mudcat community Kumbaya. then my eyes lapse back into dark sleep and I am away again gone into the depth of darketh despaireth.. is that you .. please not again... no.... why... what do you want from my poor sad human mind and body...??? Continued next chapter... paypal or Amazon wishlist accepted.. WILL HE SURVIVE It's up to you WILL HE RETURN TO THE PLANET EARTH HE BELONGS TO again.. you will decide.. |
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16 Jan 12 - 01:55 AM (#3291254) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: GUEST,????????????? one instant I am there then I am here. Faster than light inter dimensional travel is at first terrifying but over many years becomes easier on the body and senses; never comfortable, but eventually a known hazard.. but whiplash and trousers and pants gathering up under force of fearsome gravity.. a wedgie beyond human physical tolerance and pain.. My eyes do water every time.... |
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16 Jan 12 - 02:07 AM (#3291257) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity ????????..and the Mysterians, (jeez, that was a crappy group): "..whiplash and trousers and pants gathering up under force of fearsome gravity.. a wedgie beyond human physical tolerance and pain.. My eyes do water every time.... " So does everybody else's, but not for the same reason as yours! GfS |
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16 Jan 12 - 03:55 AM (#3291272) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: Big Al Whittle I'm beginning to guess where you might have been confined for a while....... |
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16 Jan 12 - 11:05 AM (#3291403) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: Jeri A theme song for your return to Earth I don't think it's gravity that causes the wedgie. I suspect the aliens are doing the anal probes wrong. |
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16 Jan 12 - 12:34 PM (#3291454) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: GUEST,olddude got it, its Jimmy Hoffa .... well welcome back whoever youst shall be then again, I am stuck in the abyss of snow at the moment |
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16 Jan 12 - 12:43 PM (#3291461) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: John MacKenzie Nah, dear old Jimmy's holding up a freeway somewhere. |
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16 Jan 12 - 03:52 PM (#3291554) Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ? From: gnu Jeri! Thanks. That is a great cover song! BTW, ?. Haven't I seen you somewhere before? |
