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Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??

18 Jan 12 - 01:25 PM (#3292237)
Subject: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert

Well, folks... I'll be boxin' 'um up tonight for shipping and wanted to know who wants theirs autographed???

Unless I remember distinctly who said they wanted autographs then, seein' as I'm gonna have to chew my way thru a lotta plastic wrappin, they coming with that dreaded wrapping...

Yeah, I could reread the entire 157 post long thread to see who wanted 'um but as slow as I read it would take me a month or so...

B~


18 Jan 12 - 01:28 PM (#3292241)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,999

I want mine autographed by the Dixie Chicks, Bobert.


18 Jan 12 - 01:32 PM (#3292246)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: bobad

I'll settle for the P-Vine.


18 Jan 12 - 02:09 PM (#3292273)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert

Ol' Rodney Dangerfield line:

"Take my wife for instance...

(audience thinks that Rodney is going to tell a story about his wife...)

...no, I mean, take me wife"...

Guess you had to be there...

Sorry, brucie... I don't do the Dixie Chicks... Not that I nwouldn't mind doing them but...

I think you wanted one signed... By me??? I can do a decent Alfred E. Newman autograph...

Hey, B-bad... I'm sorry but I don't know your other name... You know, the one the cops use to book you every Saturday night... You don't have to blurt it out... Just tell me what town/city you live in and I'll put the Wes Ginny Slide Rule on it and it's will figure it out... Smart feller that WGSR 'cept when it comes to the womenz... Guess that has something to do with being made of wood, I donno???

B~


18 Jan 12 - 02:44 PM (#3292297)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: bobad

Just Bob will do.


18 Jan 12 - 03:20 PM (#3292322)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: olddude

Heck I want my autographed by P-vine. She is a whole lot purdier then that old bobsster


18 Jan 12 - 03:25 PM (#3292325)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Rapparee

All that I sent you!


18 Jan 12 - 03:27 PM (#3292328)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: olddude

And where does one buy this or do I have to trade weed and shine for it?


18 Jan 12 - 04:45 PM (#3292379)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Richard Bridge

Yes please.


18 Jan 12 - 04:46 PM (#3292380)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Richard Bridge

PS - should I pronounce it Bob-urt or Bow-bear?


18 Jan 12 - 04:52 PM (#3292387)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: maeve

Yes, please.


18 Jan 12 - 05:12 PM (#3292397)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,Frug

Hey.......... sign up mine please.

Frank


18 Jan 12 - 05:36 PM (#3292404)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert

Now, listen, ol'ster... Iz an ol' hippie and hippies believe in barterin' so you send me a bag of weed an' I'll send you a autographed copy of my CD and cut out these middle men and womenz...

As for the pronunciation of my name??? Don't much matter but the ladies like beubear and that make me warm and fuzzy wuzzy...

B~


18 Jan 12 - 05:37 PM (#3292406)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Rapparee

Iffen I whip it out, you'll autygraf it?


18 Jan 12 - 05:43 PM (#3292411)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: artbrooks

I'd like mine signed, please. Unlike some people here, I will assume you can spell it correctly - not that I'd know the difference.


18 Jan 12 - 05:54 PM (#3292422)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,999

R Brooks: he can handle that. No question.


18 Jan 12 - 06:04 PM (#3292429)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert

Why, I'm so good a spellin' that I can spell my name backwards!!!

So thar...

B~


18 Jan 12 - 07:01 PM (#3292461)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Sandra in Sydney

When Faith Petric came to Australia back in the last century, she said CDs don't work unless the artist signs them!

please sign it for me

sandra


18 Jan 12 - 07:54 PM (#3292479)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert

Heck with it... I'm signin' 'um all... The hardest part is getting the wrappin' off 'um...

B~


18 Jan 12 - 08:11 PM (#3292490)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Stilly River Sage

This is what a pocket knife is good for.

How do they look (I shudder to ask . . .)?

SRS


18 Jan 12 - 08:29 PM (#3292496)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert

They look like a million bucks, Magz... I mean, really nice... Thanks...

B~


18 Jan 12 - 10:33 PM (#3292557)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

You can spell your name??..and write it, TOO!!???

Just bustin' ass, guy....Hey, I haven't heard any of it..yet...where can I get a listen..just a sample...before I fork out some schillings?

GfS


18 Jan 12 - 10:41 PM (#3292560)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert

I ain't gonna put it on CDBaby so I reckon you gonna have to wait until folks get their copies and maybe someone put somethin' up in clickies... Yer bud, L.H., got two so I figurated he was gonna send one to you... I donno??? Or you could just order one from Rap 'er Janie...

Of course, that would mean that I'd know yer name and yer address and that would be, ahhhh, a heck of a mess of tangled worms... 'Er whatever needs tanglin'...

B~


18 Jan 12 - 10:45 PM (#3292563)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Bobert: "Of course, that would mean that I'd know yer name and yer address and that would be, ahhhh, a heck of a mess of tangled worms... 'Er whatever needs tanglin'..."

You talkin' to me?

Not a problem, though....let m know.

GfS


18 Jan 12 - 10:54 PM (#3292566)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

let me know, On here....I'll get you the info...then you'll finally know if I'm a 'him' or a 'her'...(just love his perceptions!)..He even likes Obama!!! (chuckle chuckle)

GfS


18 Jan 12 - 11:08 PM (#3292571)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert

Just order it, GfinS... You can get if from either Rap of Janie... You'll enjoy it... It's the real deal blues... 1000% better than Sidewalk Bob Lite from the the old days that you can hear on the innernet...

BTW, I don't care about that gender stuff... Ain't but two choices,,,

B;~)


18 Jan 12 - 11:13 PM (#3292573)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

But I don't know how to contact either one of them...but you CAN contact me!

GfS

P.S. I don't care about the gender stuff, either....just your perceptions...for YOUR sake!


18 Jan 12 - 11:15 PM (#3292577)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Amos

I wants 'em signed!! By Gar, yes!


A


19 Jan 12 - 04:51 AM (#3292646)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Roger the Skiffler

Now we wouldn't want poor ol' Bobert to get his dungarees in a bunch tryin' to figger out how to git inter that durn plastic wrap, guys. Send 'em out in their prophylactic, Bobert, or they might breed. I'll forge yer John Hancock when it gits here. Is it a capital X or a little x?

RtS


19 Jan 12 - 07:28 AM (#3292710)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,Noreen

I would love you to autograph mine please, Beaubear. So much so that this is the 2nd time I've written it to this thread, but the earlier one has disparu.


19 Jan 12 - 08:01 AM (#3292724)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert

Well, hell. folks...

I done signed 'um all... Still have a bunch of the shrink wrap stuck in my teeth as proof... They all ready to go to the Post Office and me and the P-Vine are packing up to go to a nerserymans trade show in Greensboro and to see my "poor ol' brother" (remember him??? and his boat shaped object???) at the Outer Banks so I'll drop them off as some obscure post office along the way...

BTW, GFinS... Just how do I contact you seein' as yer a GUEST??? The battery died in my crystal ball...

Gotta go... The P-Vine is like a kid on Christmas morning wanting to hit the road...

B~


19 Jan 12 - 08:37 AM (#3292735)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: SINSULL

Only autographs? I think we should each get a personal   greeting - To my best friend, X, To my bigbuttedwoman X, To To To
OK?


19 Jan 12 - 08:02 PM (#3293134)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert

Not much writin' room left fir all that, Sins... Not much at all for just signing...

B~


19 Jan 12 - 08:17 PM (#3293137)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: frogprince

Bobert, I consider you a friend I haven't met in person & all that, but you don't hafta sign this one "with all my love"...


19 Jan 12 - 08:45 PM (#3293141)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: LilyFestre

Me!!!! Me!!!! Me!!!!!!!


XOXOXOXOOXOXO


Michelle


19 Jan 12 - 09:11 PM (#3293147)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,999

I was kinda hoping for Shakespeare's Sonnet XXIX on mine, but I guess that's pooched, huh, what with you being outta space and all?

Piss on it then. Don't sign it. See if I care.

Oh, and for this stuff, special thanks to Maggie, Mike and Janie who kept things under control by the looks of it. CDs never happen all by themselves. It takes many good people to move things along, and you surely had real good ones working with you and on your behalf. If they didn't love you, they wouldn't have done it.

That's still not gonna get me Shakespeare's sonnet, so fu#k you, ok! No offense.

BM


20 Jan 12 - 03:20 AM (#3293199)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Forgot to sign in...

Bobert: "BTW, GFinS... Just how do I contact you seein' as yer a GUEST??? The battery died in my crystal ball..."



Through here...you might check out the other songs, while you're there!

Click on my name 'Guest from Sanity' and send it to my Youtube account.

Regards....Enjoy(by the way, I'll be posting some others...even jazz!)

GfS


20 Jan 12 - 03:29 AM (#3293200)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Genie

Please autograph mine too, Bobert.   (Not sure who gets the "big-butted woman" personal message, but whatever.

I'll send a check or do a credit card via PayPal via Janie - whichever you prefer.


Genie


20 Jan 12 - 03:42 AM (#3293204)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: freda underhill

me please Bobert! :-)


20 Jan 12 - 05:59 PM (#3293609)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: YorkshireYankee

me too, please!


20 Jan 12 - 06:04 PM (#3293613)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: gnu

Didn't read the thread... you mean you ain't autographing all of them? What a ripoff!


20 Jan 12 - 06:10 PM (#3293616)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,999

Yeah. That friggin' Bobster. But, the truth be known, I'm really lookin' forward to this CD. He's got a neat attack on songs, plays well and knows what blues is about.


20 Jan 12 - 06:24 PM (#3293622)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: ragdall

Yes, Please, Bobert.
I'm hoping for something personal and endearing in the autograph.
Thanks.

rags


20 Jan 12 - 06:25 PM (#3293623)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: ragdall

PS, not to "rags".. You should have my name, it's in my address.


20 Jan 12 - 08:24 PM (#3293660)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Stilly River Sage

rags, we haven't seen you in the declutter threads for a while. How are you doing? (Adding Mudcatter CDs to your collection is NOT recluttering, no fears there!)

SRS


20 Jan 12 - 09:31 PM (#3293691)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Little Hawk

I'll go for the autograph, Bobert. Autograph Chongo's copy too, okay?


20 Jan 12 - 11:24 PM (#3293729)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Oh quit pressuring him!.......(OK Bobert,...hold the pen this way....nooo, it goes here.....like this.....OK, now a 'B' is like a flagpole, with these two bumps on it...like this)......(etc. etc.)

GfS


23 Jan 12 - 06:17 PM (#3295178)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert

Sorry, folks but I'be been with my brother the last 3 days at his house in the Outer Banks (kill Devil Hills) and not had access to a pudder...

All the folks who order from the US will have their CDs tomorrow or the bext day as I mailed them Friday afternoon in some town on the way to the shore...

More alter... Tired, hungry...

B~


23 Jan 12 - 06:27 PM (#3295185)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: maeve

Mine arrived today, Bobert. Thank you very much!


23 Jan 12 - 07:18 PM (#3295198)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert

BTW, I ain't into joining nuthin' else new... I don't particularly like remembering new p[ass words, learning new hand shakes, etc... So, no to You Tube... I went over there and tried 4 times to register and got turned down all 4 times... Oughtta call it ScrewTube... Ain't worth the the "ag"...

Sorry, GFinS... If you want to get a CD yer gonna have to get yer buddy Chongz to hook you up...

B~


23 Jan 12 - 09:40 PM (#3295229)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Janie

Youtube log-ins have defeated me also Bobert. An endless feedback loop between google sign-in and youtube sign in and lost passwords and new e-mail addresses that I can't remember in attempts at workarounds, and...and....and.....

don't know if I created my own monster or if Google did it for me, but the end result is the same.


23 Jan 12 - 10:48 PM (#3295247)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Hmmm...Mine was a little pain in the ass...but I got it finally to work. My problem now, is with 'Windows Movie Maker'. I keeps jamming. I've been trying to load more MUSIC on to YouTube, and, though I've loaded and put up 4 videos, the 5th one wants to give me a hassle..but then I'm putting 6 songs on it...The problem is I'm only loading pics, with the music...and its been a pain in the butt!
I notice I got two hits from North Carolina..was that you, Bobert?

..and is there anywhere I can 'sample' your music??


GfS


23 Jan 12 - 10:55 PM (#3295248)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert

Nah, GFinS... I ain't been on innernet since last Friday...

Been drenking and stayin' up way too late and hangin' with my brother...

No puuder there...

BTW, YouTube too much of a pain... Tried it and they don't like me so I don't like them back...

Life's too short to spend it with wrestlin' with YouTube...

B~


23 Jan 12 - 11:42 PM (#3295263)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Stilly River Sage

If you have a Google gmail account or have Google+ or any number of other Google things YouTube should just flow into your network. If you've visited your gmail account and are logged in then try going to Google Dashboard and see what all you're logged into. And maybe set it up from there.

Beaubear, I'll send you my address via PM. I'd like to hear this album!

SRS


24 Jan 12 - 12:17 AM (#3295272)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Well, I checked my stats, and now have 5 from N.C....that wasn't you?

GfS


24 Jan 12 - 02:06 AM (#3295285)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Amos

I got a Sidewalk Bob CD in the mail today. Looks good!


24 Jan 12 - 09:35 AM (#3295425)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert

Of course it "looks" good, Amos, 'ol buddy... SRS did the art work...

Nah, GFinS, not all 5 of them hits was from me... I clicked on it two times to see if it was any easier to join and it wasn't... I know that Nags says it easy but anything that folks can do is easy 'cause they know the stuff... Ya'll try walkin' walkin' a few miles in my head and then maybe you'll go, "Oh, now I get it... The boy ain't been exageratin'"...

No You Tube for me other than to just click on stuff and listen to it... No more secret handshakes... I'm done...

BTW, I hand printed out all the "customs" forms last night so the outside of the US folks CDs will go out today...

B~


24 Jan 12 - 12:05 PM (#3295480)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity

Thanks, Bobert. I have a friend out in N.C. who did some music with me, it probably was her then. Thank you.

GfS


24 Jan 12 - 12:27 PM (#3295490)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert

Correction: "Mags", gol danged it!!! Not "Nags"... My apologies... No letters left on this keyboard... Time for a new one...

B~


24 Jan 12 - 12:37 PM (#3295496)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: SINSULL

Mine came personally autographed. Thank you, Bob.
SINS


24 Jan 12 - 08:35 PM (#3295748)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Bobert

Yer welcome, Sins...

Yo, Amos... Check yer PMs...

B~


24 Jan 12 - 10:37 PM (#3295792)
Subject: RE: Bobert CD-Who Wants Theirs Autographed??
From: Stilly River Sage

There is a device in Photoshop and Illustrator called the "color picker." The drapes behind Mr. Beaubear became the color for the album. I hope it worked. Printed items don't always look like what the designer sees on the screen. But I'm sure the music on the other side will be first rate, regardless of the ink applied!

SRS