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BS: Fatone issued by NC church leader

03 Feb 12 - 02:25 PM (#3301582)
Subject: BS: Fatone issued by NC church leader
From: gnu

This just in from AP

A religious figure of note in North Carolina has issued the following Fatone : "Fire one up and pass it around."

The leader of the Roll One Smoke One Eat One Seven Days a Week Church who issued the Fatone, known only as "Bobert" could not be reached for comment as none of the church elders could remember his telephone number or address. When asked for directions to his residence, the elders interviewed said, "Ahhh... he just moved, man. I don't know. Ya wanna hit? It's good shit, man."


03 Feb 12 - 02:29 PM (#3301587)
Subject: RE: BS: Fatone issued by NC church leader
From: John MacKenzie

BONG !!!!!


03 Feb 12 - 03:06 PM (#3301618)
Subject: RE: BS: Fatone issued by NC church leader
From: GUEST,999

to say.


03 Feb 12 - 03:59 PM (#3301651)
Subject: RE: BS: Fatone issued by NC church leader
From: gnu

Ask not for whom the bong tokes... it tokes for for thee.


04 Feb 12 - 01:12 PM (#3302124)
Subject: RE: BS: Fatone issued by NC church leader
From: Jim Dixon

Fatone – is that something like a fatwā?


04 Feb 12 - 01:25 PM (#3302135)
Subject: RE: BS: Fatone issued by NC church leader
From: bobad

You can't smoke a fatwa.


04 Feb 12 - 01:26 PM (#3302139)
Subject: RE: BS: Fatone issued by NC church leader
From: bobad

But you can get smoked by one.


04 Feb 12 - 01:31 PM (#3302144)
Subject: RE: BS: Fatone issued by NC church leader
From: Rapparee

Pack Bobert's with seeds and he'll have another revelation.


04 Feb 12 - 01:50 PM (#3302158)
Subject: RE: BS: Fatone issued by NC church leader
From: gnu

Jim... it's the hillbilly equivalent. Being a good ol boy and muffer myself, I can make such a Fatone.

Separately, I'd like to say that if my jokes offend anyone of any faith, smoke em if ya got em and piss off.