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09 Feb 12 - 04:20 PM (#3305059) Subject: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: radriano I prefer capstan shanties like "Away Riio" because heaving equals pushing. |
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09 Feb 12 - 05:14 PM (#3305078) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Mavis Enderby Big Steamers |
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10 Feb 12 - 03:53 AM (#3305205) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Nigel Parsons The spoonerised version of Elvis' "Suspicious Minds" ... "We're taut in a crap"! Or, it wouldn't take much of a re-write to make F.R.David's "Words don't come easy" into another constipation song! |
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10 Feb 12 - 04:37 AM (#3305216) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: melodeonboy "The Strain" by The Bonzo Dog Band! |
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10 Feb 12 - 04:58 AM (#3305224) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: alex s what a disgusting thread |
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10 Feb 12 - 05:30 AM (#3305232) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Dead Horse Shouldnt this be "5 Favourite Folks Songs to take a dump to"? Anything but Blowing In The Wind...... |
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10 Feb 12 - 05:30 AM (#3305233) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: melodeonboy Yeh, a lot of Catters must also be Viz readers! :) Good old British toilet humour! |
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10 Feb 12 - 06:47 AM (#3305264) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Nigel Parsons melodeonboy A lot of us pre-date Viz (by a loooong way) Cheers |
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10 Feb 12 - 07:14 AM (#3305276) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Jack Campin Gas Nigun one of the Wyper brothers |
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10 Feb 12 - 07:23 AM (#3305279) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Bonnie Shaljean *sigh*... I just had to open this thread, didn't I?? The song about the constipated men in the Bible, of course. Especially: Samson - he brought the house down |
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10 Feb 12 - 07:25 AM (#3305280) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: MartinRyan William Tell? ;>)> |
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10 Feb 12 - 07:27 AM (#3305281) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Bonnie Shaljean Since it's been resurrected in my all-too-easily-distractable mind: Lyr Req: the 10 constipated men in the bible http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=2115#2114344 |
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10 Feb 12 - 08:13 AM (#3305302) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Charley Noble Seven Old Ladies Locked in the Lavatory. They're Moving Father's Grave to Build a Sewer Justice en Lieu (my own tribute to a district Judge in Maine who spent the weekend locked in the courthouse bathroom) Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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10 Feb 12 - 08:17 AM (#3305304) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Bonnie Shaljean Love the punny title - I grew up in Amerikay and never heard the word "Loo" for toilet until I moved to London. The powers of the internet... |
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10 Feb 12 - 08:34 AM (#3305316) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: GUEST,Goilineer We Can Work It Out Put Another Log on The Fire, The Three Legged Stool, |
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10 Feb 12 - 08:56 AM (#3305329) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Jack Campin If you've had a vindaloo lately: The Stool of Repentance Ring of Fire |
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10 Feb 12 - 08:59 AM (#3305332) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Taconicus The Loo Song. |
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10 Feb 12 - 09:25 AM (#3305348) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp You been told today, Radriano? - Chongo |
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10 Feb 12 - 11:51 AM (#3305413) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: radriano This thread is a response to all the "best of .." threads. One person's best song might be different from the next person. But they never stop, do they? What's the world's best love song? Who's the world's best singer? The shit never stops. So I was inspired to start this thread. |
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10 Feb 12 - 12:14 PM (#3305425) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Nigel Parsons Or, the title of another thread resurrected today: Louie Louie |
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10 Feb 12 - 12:14 PM (#3305426) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Severn Not exactly folk, but Screaming Jay Hawkins' "Constipation Blues" beats all the rest of the competition pants down! |
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10 Feb 12 - 12:31 PM (#3305439) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Charley Noble "Is that the Moon I See" by Utah Phillips; I was kind of hoping it had been composed by Bill Staines... Charley Noble |
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10 Feb 12 - 12:34 PM (#3305442) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: GUEST,Klumper What's the longest slowest ballad with the most verses...??? I'm feeling a bit bunged up; and may be some time........... |
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10 Feb 12 - 12:53 PM (#3305454) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Jack Campin John Leyden's Lord Soulis. 67 verses, I think. If that's not enough you'll need to think about blasting to shift it. |
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10 Feb 12 - 02:39 PM (#3305527) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Mavis Enderby The first time ever I saw your faeces... |
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10 Feb 12 - 03:08 PM (#3305550) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: tonyteach1 Brown Girl in the Ring The Midnight Special (after a night on the Guinness) Jumping Jack Flush |
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10 Feb 12 - 03:29 PM (#3305566) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: GUEST,Mike Mandaville I printed this discussion up, and used it to line the bottom of my parakeet''s cage. |
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10 Feb 12 - 06:49 PM (#3305679) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: michaelr If you stop me up If you stop me up I'll never start |
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10 Feb 12 - 08:35 PM (#3305717) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Charley Noble "Down Below" the sewage workers hymn. Or "Humoresque" We encourage constipation While the train is in the station, Moonlight always makes me think of you. Charley Noble |
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11 Feb 12 - 06:35 AM (#3305860) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: David C. Carter Cryin' waitin' Hopin' -Buddy Holly. I shall now flush myself from this thread:-D |
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11 Feb 12 - 09:27 AM (#3305948) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Charley Noble David- "Flushed with Success" I don't think anyone's mentioned the old bawdy song "Blinded by Turds." Charley Noble |
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11 Feb 12 - 11:21 AM (#3306003) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Bert You could probably write something to "Penny a Kiss" |
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11 Feb 12 - 12:47 PM (#3306048) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: GUEST,999 It needs a title. |
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11 Feb 12 - 12:48 PM (#3306049) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: David C. Carter "Hard,Ain't It Hard." "It's Now Or Never." "He'll Have To Go." "It's Impossible." Charley,Bert-don't encourage me! That's not a song by the way! PS-How does the tune go? David |
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11 Feb 12 - 12:56 PM (#3306055) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: David C. Carter For Bruce-"I Shall Be Relieved." D |
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11 Feb 12 - 12:57 PM (#3306056) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: GUEST,999 I'm workin' on soundtrack ideas from the www. With a little reverb . . . |
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11 Feb 12 - 01:03 PM (#3306059) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Bert A Penny a Kiss |
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11 Feb 12 - 01:03 PM (#3306060) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: David C. Carter Who's doing the visuals? Jest arsestin' D |
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11 Feb 12 - 01:10 PM (#3306065) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: MoorleyMan These "best of" threads are now getting loo-dicrous in the extreme... |
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11 Feb 12 - 01:11 PM (#3306066) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: David C. Carter Thank,s Bert Me Ma had that,along with several others.Made me think of her. Cheers David |
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11 Feb 12 - 01:13 PM (#3306070) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: David C. Carter It's going right down the toilet. |
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11 Feb 12 - 01:15 PM (#3306073) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: GUEST,999 Here's an intro that sings . . . |
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11 Feb 12 - 01:55 PM (#3306097) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Charley Noble Didn't see any "flushing toilet" sound effects offered. But a fascinating website. Charley Noble |
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11 Feb 12 - 02:08 PM (#3306103) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: David C. Carter Charley-didn't you hear the gentle warbling of the "Shite Hawks" David |
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11 Feb 12 - 09:36 PM (#3306503) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Elmore Best song to take to a dump? The Ballad of the Green Berets by the late Stuffed Sgt. Sadly Battered. |
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12 Feb 12 - 10:25 AM (#3306919) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: GUEST mike m Constipation Blues by Screaming Jay Hawkins |
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12 Feb 12 - 10:33 AM (#3306923) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: Charley Noble For some reasons I'm reminded of the old (1965) Peace Corps training song with the line: Where the water is delicious; it will keep you on the run! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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12 Feb 12 - 11:00 AM (#3306935) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: GUEST,Klumper and still no mention of award winning life time achievement honoured 'folk singer' Donovan's musings on this delicate matter of immense universal human concern :-- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0xVeP7COa8 |
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12 Feb 12 - 11:29 AM (#3306957) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: GUEST Ha Ha Ha, He He He Someone's on the lavatory Singing songs, dropping bombs All over Germany An old schoolyard song, as I recall. |
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12 Feb 12 - 11:56 AM (#3306969) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: number 6 "Cold Turkey" .... by John Lennon ok .. ok ... I know what the initial reaction is ... but listen to me, if you play it on an acoustic guitar it becomes a folk song, and a fine folk song it is to take a dump to. biLL |
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14 Feb 12 - 01:27 PM (#3308434) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: GUEST,John Foxen Anton Karas's theme for The Turd Man (Must be folk - Martin Carthy plays it). |
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14 Feb 12 - 10:09 PM (#3308683) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: GUEST,chuck7721 my father's a lavatr'y cleaner.. |
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15 Feb 12 - 11:37 AM (#3308937) Subject: RE: Best folk song ever to take a dump to From: GUEST,bogman. Fathom the bowl |