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BS: Only the French

18 Feb 12 - 08:44 PM (#3310757)
Subject: BS: Only the French
From: Bev and Jerry

Only the French could put this ad on the telly.

Bev and Jerry


18 Feb 12 - 08:53 PM (#3310759)
Subject: RE: BS: Only the French
From: gnu

If only the link would do something. It don't do squat that I can see.


18 Feb 12 - 08:57 PM (#3310762)
Subject: RE: BS: Only the French
From: Stilly River Sage

It's not something that will become an ad here, but it is clever!

SRS


18 Feb 12 - 09:28 PM (#3310773)
Subject: RE: BS: Only the French
From: ChanteyLass

Oh, my!


18 Feb 12 - 09:52 PM (#3310787)
Subject: RE: BS: Only the French
From: JennieG

Very clever, indeed!

Cheers
JennieG


18 Feb 12 - 09:57 PM (#3310789)
Subject: RE: BS: Only the French
From: katlaughing

LMAO, my Rog and I both enjoyed it. If only we had that free of expression in ads over here.


18 Feb 12 - 10:01 PM (#3310792)
Subject: RE: BS: Only the French
From: Genie

Well, it definitely gets, um, right to the point.

Don't let Rick Santorum or Darrell Issa see it, though.   They'll try to use it as anti-contraception propaganda.


18 Feb 12 - 10:07 PM (#3310797)
Subject: RE: BS: Only the French
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

I'm impressed. And I am thinkin' of movin' to France.

- Chongo


19 Feb 12 - 05:10 AM (#3310881)
Subject: RE: BS: Only the French
From: David C. Carter

Movin' to France are you!

I'll change the sawdust in the spare room then.

I'm just across the Blvd from the Yam sandwich canning company.

I'll get word to Jean Paul.


19 Feb 12 - 05:53 AM (#3310887)
Subject: RE: BS: Only the French
From: Dave Hanson

Oo la la.

Dave H


19 Feb 12 - 06:14 AM (#3310900)
Subject: RE: BS: Only the French
From: David C. Carter

Upon reflection....





David


19 Feb 12 - 06:30 AM (#3310913)
Subject: RE: BS: Only the French
From: Leadfingers

Reminds of the Spoof Condom advert - A Coarse Thread Hexagon bolt with 'male' hairy legs chasing a Hexagon nut with 'female legs , and the caption " No! No! NOT without a washer !"


19 Feb 12 - 07:06 AM (#3310926)
Subject: RE: BS: Only the French
From: GUEST,999

Brings to mind the old expression, "It's just one fuckin' thing after another!"


19 Feb 12 - 08:58 AM (#3310951)
Subject: RE: BS: Only the French
From: Little Hawk

I LOVE the French sensibility! Like Chongo, I am thinking of moving there. Their verve for romance makes up for their difficult side as far as I'm concerned. Besides, I need to learn how to speak French properly.


19 Feb 12 - 06:51 PM (#3311051)
Subject: RE: BS: Only the French
From: EBarnacle

This is one of a series friends have sent me.
All are very pointed at getting their message across.


19 Feb 12 - 09:12 PM (#3311082)
Subject: RE: BS: Only the French
From: KHNic

My 11 year old daughter lives in France. I'd much sooner that she was aware of this advert than be in the UK and subjected to this


19 Feb 12 - 11:07 PM (#3311103)
Subject: RE: BS: Only the French
From: Little Hawk

Sheesh! I'll second that, KHNic.


20 Feb 12 - 05:38 AM (#3311182)
Subject: RE: BS: Only the French
From: David C. Carter

I believe it was Descartes who said:"I Stink,Therefore I Am."

They'll love Chongo over here.

David
Moving to South America,or anywhere!


20 Feb 12 - 11:25 AM (#3311264)
Subject: RE: BS: Only the French
From: Little Hawk

Are you suggesting that the French don't wash, David? ;-) What about the women? I don't mind if they don't shave...(their armpits, I mean)...but the not washing aspect worries me a bit.

As far as where to go....What about Holland or Denmark? Or Norway? They seem like nice places to me, although Norway is a bit too far north for my taste. I like warm weather.

I've heard that Guiana (British Guiana?) is quite lovely.


20 Feb 12 - 11:36 AM (#3311271)
Subject: RE: BS: Only the French
From: Little Hawk

Back to the women...I should clarify about the shaving bit...I don't really see why women should need to shave anywhere, specially "down there", it's downright silly to shave that area, in my opinion...but it does look a little better when they shave their legs, I think. Specially if they've got dark hair.

Cleanliness, on the other hand, is next to godliness. ;-)

Some apes have been heard to say that "cleanliness is next to impossible"...but I happen to know that Chongo takes a shower EVERY morning, and sometimes before bedtime too. He's quite clean for a chimp. Even when he's radically hung over, he does not miss the morning shower. When he's really wrecked, he showers under cold water. His agonized screech when the first spray of cold water hits him can be heard for blocks. He calls it "the shock treatment", and says it helps cure even the worst hangover.


20 Feb 12 - 01:09 PM (#3311294)
Subject: RE: BS: Only the French
From: gnu

Pfftt.


20 Feb 12 - 04:43 PM (#3311355)
Subject: RE: BS: Only the French
From: gnu

Sooo, that's a French Safe?


20 Feb 12 - 07:58 PM (#3311396)
Subject: RE: BS: Only the French
From: YorkshireYankee

Very interesting site, Bev & Jerry -- have bookmarked it for future reference...


21 Feb 12 - 01:06 AM (#3311471)
Subject: RE: BS: Only the French
From: EBarnacle

By the way, the series all seem to be by the same artist. That includes the nut and bolt one.