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BS: if your surname was guitar.......

19 Feb 12 - 10:11 PM (#3311090)
Subject: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: Big Al Whittle

You could call the first sons Martin and then Gibson...

If you had a daughter you could call her Gilda, but its not quite the same.

You could call the dog, Dreadnought: and the baby, Parlour Model.


19 Feb 12 - 10:25 PM (#3311093)
Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: Ed T

Les guitar would seem like a real waste to me.


19 Feb 12 - 11:49 PM (#3311115)
Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: Big Al Whittle

Yes could be a challenge to the daughters sexuality as well.


20 Feb 12 - 01:45 AM (#3311128)
Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: Ebbie

Better than Axe.


20 Feb 12 - 02:08 AM (#3311133)
Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: Big Al Whittle

Theres stella for a girl.

Stella Axe...?

Violet Epiphone Guitar.....?

or if you were Irish.....Strat O'Caster.


20 Feb 12 - 03:33 AM (#3311141)
Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: Bugsy

Knowing my luck I'd finish up with "Lawsuit", "knockabout", "Cheap & Nasty" and "Knock off"


Cheers

Bugsy


20 Feb 12 - 03:48 AM (#3311145)
Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: John MacKenzie

"BS: if your surname was guitar......."

Don't be surprised if someone tells you to go pluck yourself!


20 Feb 12 - 06:45 AM (#3311192)
Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: fat B****rd

Shit ! I think I'd be Jumbo.


20 Feb 12 - 08:30 AM (#3311219)
Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: Big Al Whittle

I seem to remember a Joan Crawford film - Johnny Guitar.


20 Feb 12 - 09:00 AM (#3311230)
Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: Roger the Skiffler

Well, my middle name is already Martin...

RtS


20 Feb 12 - 12:01 PM (#3311278)
Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: gnu

Luthier.


20 Feb 12 - 12:40 PM (#3311286)
Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: John on the Sunset Coast

You might be related to Johnny (noted above) or Bonnie (the singer).


20 Feb 12 - 02:40 PM (#3311317)
Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: John MacKenzie

Who you calling an f hole?


20 Feb 12 - 02:46 PM (#3311319)
Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: fat B****rd

Martin Luthier?


20 Feb 12 - 03:12 PM (#3311325)
Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: gnu

The King of guitars?


20 Feb 12 - 03:32 PM (#3311331)
Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: John MacKenzie

Richard Bridge? :-)


20 Feb 12 - 03:57 PM (#3311338)
Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: John MacKenzie

Choo Ning


20 Feb 12 - 06:04 PM (#3311379)
Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: GUEST,mark-s (0n the road)

Kind of reminds me of Martin Gibson, who has not posted here for a long time.
Wonder whatever happened to him.


20 Feb 12 - 06:13 PM (#3311384)
Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: Bill D

Look up "One who used to be famous" he changed his name... then sorta quit... we think. Some of the latest 'guests' make me wonder.


20 Feb 12 - 09:18 PM (#3311417)
Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: kendall

Taylor Guitar has a nice ring.


20 Feb 12 - 09:23 PM (#3311419)
Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: Big Al Whittle

Thread drift. I was a bit sad when he went. He was a bit difficult to get near, but I felt there was quite a lot of depression and sadness behind all the bristling.

His remarks could be unkind, but they were just based on a need to show off a bit.   the only people who can be truly nasty are those that mean every word they say - I doubt if Martin ever thought to the end of the sentence.


21 Feb 12 - 02:27 AM (#3311479)
Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: Big Al Whittle

Hello. Allow me to introduce my son Taylor Guitar - unfortunately he's completely acoustic. He hasn't got a hole to plug him in - not like the other guitars. They're a bit common, in my opinion.

Obviously if all the other guitars have got holes, and you tell me that he's getting bullied because of it, I'll be round there like knife, and I'll get him fitted with a jack plug socket and a pre-amp. Nothing's too good for my Taylor!


21 Feb 12 - 08:16 AM (#3311581)
Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: kendall

I would never electrocute my son!