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01 Mar 12 - 11:44 AM (#3315632) Subject: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: olddude Spaw and I are starting a mudcat club, we decided to try our hand a full metal Jousting .. wanna join? Or was it full metal jesting .. dang old ears can't hear right ... Wanna join, get yer own horse |
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01 Mar 12 - 11:46 AM (#3315633) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: beardedbruce http://www.statesymbolsusa.org/Maryland/sport_jousting.html |
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01 Mar 12 - 11:48 AM (#3315634) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: olddude and real men don't wear armor ... the joust in the buff |
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01 Mar 12 - 11:53 AM (#3315638) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: olddude ya gotta roll around in hot sand till your skin toughens up to joust in the buff ... that way when ya get poked in the privates ya can take it |
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01 Mar 12 - 11:56 AM (#3315639) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: beardedbruce So, I presume they use English rather than Western saddles? |
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01 Mar 12 - 11:58 AM (#3315641) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: fat B****rd Bareback, surely. |
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01 Mar 12 - 11:59 AM (#3315642) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: olddude naw bare back, we use brooms instead of poles |
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01 Mar 12 - 12:33 PM (#3315661) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: David C. Carter Bare assed surely. |
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01 Mar 12 - 12:43 PM (#3315669) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Bill D "fully muddled jesting" is more like what this club will do. |
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01 Mar 12 - 01:45 PM (#3315717) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Rapparee Can I use an armor-piercing, depleted uranium, lance? Also, no horses should be hurt. |
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01 Mar 12 - 02:20 PM (#3315735) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: GUEST,Eliza Can ladies watch? |
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01 Mar 12 - 02:22 PM (#3315739) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: gnu Not for long. |
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01 Mar 12 - 02:23 PM (#3315740) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: gnu Hey... if no horse are to be hurt, Spaw will HAVE to use a saddle. Safety first I always say. |
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01 Mar 12 - 07:15 PM (#3315833) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Bobert Count me in... I'll bring a boom box, my old Metallica LP collection and my 410/22 over under... B~ |
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01 Mar 12 - 07:49 PM (#3315850) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: gnu 410/22 o/u? Seems an odd gun cept mayber fer a trapper. Round these here parts it would be 30/410. A 22 is just kinda silly if yer not a trapper. Is the 22 o or u? I used to carry a 22 pistol (illegally) when I was puttin food on the table trappin when I was in my early teens, which I gave up when I found the first rabbit that died slow like... went full time to shovellin driveways and whatever. A LOT less money and meat but I couldn't trap again after that. Still bothers me when I recall it. |
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01 Mar 12 - 07:57 PM (#3315856) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Bobert Perfect of jousting, gn-ze... Take the other guty out of the saddle with the 410 and then us the 22 to be sure you don't face in in the next round... 22 on top, btw... Great little jousting gun... B~ |
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01 Mar 12 - 08:22 PM (#3315875) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Joe_F I hope someday to deserve a raunchfest with Spaw. |
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01 Mar 12 - 08:24 PM (#3315877) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: GUEST,olddude Well shave your legs and wax your chest, grab a broom and start training :-) |
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01 Mar 12 - 08:30 PM (#3315882) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Don Firth Is this to be regulated by the Department of Joustice? Don Firth |
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01 Mar 12 - 09:25 PM (#3315901) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Bee-dubya-ell I vote for eight-foot Fenwick flyrods for lances, unicycles for mounts, and armor made of Mardi Gras beads and ostrich feathers. The jousting grounds should be a Slip-n-Slide that has been treated with a generous application of lime Jello. |
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01 Mar 12 - 09:39 PM (#3315903) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: GUEST,olddude OH that hurt, lime Jell-O, Oh that is worst then getting a broom up yer arse ... |
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01 Mar 12 - 09:39 PM (#3315904) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: catspaw49 Fortunately I have my own lance..........and its a beauty...........long and hard.......................mount up! Spaw |
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01 Mar 12 - 09:50 PM (#3315909) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Janie Who shall be my Champion? Decisions, decisions..... |
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01 Mar 12 - 09:54 PM (#3315910) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: SINSULL and there's Janie tying her scarf around Spaw's lance. Or is it a lancette? SINS running for cover. |
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01 Mar 12 - 09:58 PM (#3315912) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Amos SPAW!! Put that damn thing away and pick up your lance... |
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01 Mar 12 - 10:04 PM (#3315913) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: gnu Lance might have something to say about that. |
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01 Mar 12 - 10:19 PM (#3315917) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: GUEST,olddude As a side job if ya have a boil you need lanced, Spaw's yer guy |
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01 Mar 12 - 10:29 PM (#3315920) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Rapparee I think I want to joust from the ground. You guys can ride a horse at me full tilt and I'll joust step out of the way. Then you can turn around and we can do it again, and again, and again, until you agree that I win. Then we can go have a flagon or more of mead or beer or malmsey or something. |
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01 Mar 12 - 11:38 PM (#3315941) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: catspaw49 True story..................My college roommate had a nasty boil on his dick and decided finally to go out to the hospital. I was razzing him about what they might do and I jokingly said, "My guess is they'll lance it and I can only hope he doesn't slip." Actually we both figured that what they'd probably do was give him some cream antibiotic or something and send him on his way. I was kicked back reading when he walked back in the room and when I looked up he said, with that great Kentucky drawl, "Well, just call me Lance." Spaw |
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02 Mar 12 - 03:04 AM (#3315986) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: GUEST,olddude oops sign him up spaw LOL |
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02 Mar 12 - 05:09 AM (#3316012) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: wysiwyg Hmmmm... the full metal jacket.....: a chastity belt.... hers? ;~) ~S~ |
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02 Mar 12 - 10:05 AM (#3316096) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Rapparee I don't think that they've fully grasped the pinching and chafing consequences of riding a horse naked, with or without a saddle. |
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02 Mar 12 - 10:08 AM (#3316099) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Amos I think we ought to build a couple of those Harley-like Time Machines that H.G. Wells wrote about. Then we could sing "Joust in Time...you came and found me. Joust in Time...". |
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02 Mar 12 - 12:27 PM (#3316162) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: GUEST,Eliza Late afternoon musical version - Joust a Song At Twilight... |
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02 Mar 12 - 12:33 PM (#3316168) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Bert ...Fortunately I have my own lance.... You've got your own boombox as well Spaw!! |
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02 Mar 12 - 01:39 PM (#3316204) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Don Firth I would enjoy participating in these medieval tournaments, but I gave up smoting years ago. Don Firth with apologies to Allen Sherman. |
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02 Mar 12 - 01:50 PM (#3316210) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: gnu I'll volunteer to let someone ride in the box of my 4X4 but they gotta pay for the gas. GAS, Bobert... GAS. |
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02 Mar 12 - 05:40 PM (#3316305) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Bobert Pass on the deb of yer truck, gn-ze... Seein' as I don't currently have a horse I figured they wouldn't mind if I used my brother's 6Ton, twin screw, Cat powered military truck, would ya... I mean, they said full metal and 6 tons ain't like feathers... B~ |
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02 Mar 12 - 07:41 PM (#3316362) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Don Firth Let me introduce you to my barber. She also does a pretty good job of pruning the bushes and mowing the lawn, along with being a pleasure to watch in action. Don Firth |
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02 Mar 12 - 07:52 PM (#3316364) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: catspaw49 Ya' know, you're kinda' a sick ol' fuck Don.......and I like that about you............ Spaw |
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02 Mar 12 - 09:22 PM (#3316404) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Rapparee Dual shaskas, by crackey! A true daughter of the Cossacks! |
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03 Mar 12 - 05:08 PM (#3316810) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Joe_F "No, no, nurse! I said *prick* his *boil*." |
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03 Mar 12 - 05:15 PM (#3316814) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: gnu Spaw... hahahahahehehehehehheeee. Me too... nice smile. >;-) |
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04 Mar 12 - 04:59 PM (#3317246) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Don Firth My barber and gardener, the young woman I introduced you to a few posts up? I just found out that she also performs circumcisions. . . . Don Firth |
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04 Mar 12 - 05:04 PM (#3317248) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Don Firth . . . Hemorrhoidectomies. . . . Don Firth |
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04 Mar 12 - 05:13 PM (#3317262) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: gnu What about nose and ear hair and eyebrow shaping.... full service? |
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04 Mar 12 - 07:02 PM (#3317318) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Rapparee A shiksa with pair of good-looking shaskas. |
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04 Mar 12 - 07:20 PM (#3317324) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Don Firth You ought to see her give a manicure! (Well--maybe not.) Don Firth |
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04 Mar 12 - 07:25 PM (#3317326) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: gnu "shaskas" Never heard that term for eyes before. |
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05 Mar 12 - 08:52 AM (#3317592) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: khandu I have heard too much. I read this before my workweek starts and I know I have just screwed up my whole week. Dangitalltoheck! khandu |
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05 Mar 12 - 02:47 PM (#3317790) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: gnu YO, khandu! Where ya been bud? |
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05 Mar 12 - 04:13 PM (#3317833) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Amos The King Returneth!! All HAil The King!!! |
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06 Mar 12 - 11:05 AM (#3318218) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: Rapparee He hath abandoneth MOAB. Let's give him what Louie 16 got! |
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06 Mar 12 - 11:40 AM (#3318237) Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting From: catspaw49 The original JoeBro brown noser!!! Ken!!!! Bro!!! Where ya' been Man?????? TWO FRIGGIN" YEARS AND NOT A WORD!!!!!! I thought you had fallen off the edge at that place in Mississippi where the world ends........................ Spaw |