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BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting

01 Mar 12 - 11:44 AM (#3315632)
Subject: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: olddude

Spaw and I are starting a mudcat club, we decided to try our hand a full metal Jousting .. wanna join? Or was it full metal jesting .. dang old ears can't hear right ...

Wanna join, get yer own horse


01 Mar 12 - 11:46 AM (#3315633)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: beardedbruce

http://www.statesymbolsusa.org/Maryland/sport_jousting.html


01 Mar 12 - 11:48 AM (#3315634)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: olddude

and real men don't wear armor ... the joust in the buff


01 Mar 12 - 11:53 AM (#3315638)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: olddude

ya gotta roll around in hot sand till your skin toughens up to joust in the buff ... that way when ya get poked in the privates ya can take it


01 Mar 12 - 11:56 AM (#3315639)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: beardedbruce

So, I presume they use English rather than Western saddles?


01 Mar 12 - 11:58 AM (#3315641)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: fat B****rd

Bareback, surely.


01 Mar 12 - 11:59 AM (#3315642)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: olddude

naw bare back, we use brooms instead of poles


01 Mar 12 - 12:33 PM (#3315661)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: David C. Carter

Bare assed surely.


01 Mar 12 - 12:43 PM (#3315669)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Bill D

"fully muddled jesting" is more like what this club will do.


01 Mar 12 - 01:45 PM (#3315717)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Rapparee

Can I use an armor-piercing, depleted uranium, lance? Also, no horses should be hurt.


01 Mar 12 - 02:20 PM (#3315735)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: GUEST,Eliza

Can ladies watch?


01 Mar 12 - 02:22 PM (#3315739)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: gnu

Not for long.


01 Mar 12 - 02:23 PM (#3315740)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: gnu

Hey... if no horse are to be hurt, Spaw will HAVE to use a saddle. Safety first I always say.


01 Mar 12 - 07:15 PM (#3315833)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Bobert

Count me in...

I'll bring a boom box, my old Metallica LP collection and my 410/22 over under...

B~


01 Mar 12 - 07:49 PM (#3315850)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: gnu

410/22 o/u? Seems an odd gun cept mayber fer a trapper. Round these here parts it would be 30/410. A 22 is just kinda silly if yer not a trapper. Is the 22 o or u? I used to carry a 22 pistol (illegally) when I was puttin food on the table trappin when I was in my early teens, which I gave up when I found the first rabbit that died slow like... went full time to shovellin driveways and whatever. A LOT less money and meat but I couldn't trap again after that. Still bothers me when I recall it.


01 Mar 12 - 07:57 PM (#3315856)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Bobert

Perfect of jousting, gn-ze... Take the other guty out of the saddle with the 410 and then us the 22 to be sure you don't face in in the next round...

22 on top, btw...

Great little jousting gun...

B~


01 Mar 12 - 08:22 PM (#3315875)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Joe_F

I hope someday to deserve a raunchfest with Spaw.


01 Mar 12 - 08:24 PM (#3315877)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: GUEST,olddude

Well shave your legs and wax your chest, grab a broom and start training :-)


01 Mar 12 - 08:30 PM (#3315882)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Don Firth

Is this to be regulated by the Department of Joustice?

Don Firth


01 Mar 12 - 09:25 PM (#3315901)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Bee-dubya-ell

I vote for eight-foot Fenwick flyrods for lances, unicycles for mounts, and armor made of Mardi Gras beads and ostrich feathers. The jousting grounds should be a Slip-n-Slide that has been treated with a generous application of lime Jello.


01 Mar 12 - 09:39 PM (#3315903)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: GUEST,olddude

OH that hurt, lime Jell-O, Oh that is worst then getting a broom up yer arse ...


01 Mar 12 - 09:39 PM (#3315904)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: catspaw49

Fortunately I have my own lance..........and its a beauty...........long and hard.......................mount up!

Spaw


01 Mar 12 - 09:50 PM (#3315909)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Janie

Who shall be my Champion?

Decisions, decisions.....


01 Mar 12 - 09:54 PM (#3315910)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: SINSULL

and there's Janie tying her scarf around Spaw's lance. Or is it a lancette?

SINS running for cover.


01 Mar 12 - 09:58 PM (#3315912)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Amos

SPAW!! Put that damn thing away and pick up your lance...


01 Mar 12 - 10:04 PM (#3315913)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: gnu

Lance might have something to say about that.


01 Mar 12 - 10:19 PM (#3315917)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: GUEST,olddude

As a side job if ya have a boil you need lanced, Spaw's yer guy


01 Mar 12 - 10:29 PM (#3315920)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Rapparee

I think I want to joust from the ground. You guys can ride a horse at me full tilt and I'll joust step out of the way. Then you can turn around and we can do it again, and again, and again, until you agree that I win. Then we can go have a flagon or more of mead or beer or malmsey or something.


01 Mar 12 - 11:38 PM (#3315941)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: catspaw49

True story..................My college roommate had a nasty boil on his dick and decided finally to go out to the hospital. I was razzing him about what they might do and I jokingly said, "My guess is they'll lance it and I can only hope he doesn't slip." Actually we both figured that what they'd probably do was give him some cream antibiotic or something and send him on his way.

I was kicked back reading when he walked back in the room and when I looked up he said, with that great Kentucky drawl, "Well, just call me Lance."


Spaw


02 Mar 12 - 03:04 AM (#3315986)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: GUEST,olddude

oops sign him up spaw LOL


02 Mar 12 - 05:09 AM (#3316012)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: wysiwyg

Hmmmm... the full metal jacket.....: a chastity belt.... hers?

;~)

~S~


02 Mar 12 - 10:05 AM (#3316096)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Rapparee

I don't think that they've fully grasped the pinching and chafing consequences of riding a horse naked, with or without a saddle.


02 Mar 12 - 10:08 AM (#3316099)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Amos

I think we ought to build a couple of those Harley-like Time Machines that H.G. Wells wrote about. Then we could sing "Joust in Time...you came and found me. Joust in Time...".


02 Mar 12 - 12:27 PM (#3316162)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: GUEST,Eliza

Late afternoon musical version - Joust a Song At Twilight...


02 Mar 12 - 12:33 PM (#3316168)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Bert

...Fortunately I have my own lance.... You've got your own boombox as well Spaw!!


02 Mar 12 - 01:39 PM (#3316204)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Don Firth

I would enjoy participating in these medieval tournaments, but I gave up smoting years ago.

Don Firth

with apologies to Allen Sherman.


02 Mar 12 - 01:50 PM (#3316210)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: gnu

I'll volunteer to let someone ride in the box of my 4X4 but they gotta pay for the gas. GAS, Bobert... GAS.


02 Mar 12 - 05:40 PM (#3316305)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Bobert

Pass on the deb of yer truck, gn-ze...

Seein' as I don't currently have a horse I figured they wouldn't mind if I used my brother's 6Ton, twin screw, Cat powered military truck, would ya... I mean, they said full metal and 6 tons ain't like feathers...

B~


02 Mar 12 - 07:41 PM (#3316362)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Don Firth

Let me introduce you to my barber.

She also does a pretty good job of pruning the bushes and mowing the lawn, along with being a pleasure to watch in action.

Don Firth


02 Mar 12 - 07:52 PM (#3316364)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: catspaw49

Ya' know, you're kinda' a sick ol' fuck Don.......and I like that about you............


Spaw


02 Mar 12 - 09:22 PM (#3316404)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Rapparee

Dual shaskas, by crackey! A true daughter of the Cossacks!


03 Mar 12 - 05:08 PM (#3316810)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Joe_F

"No, no, nurse! I said *prick* his *boil*."


03 Mar 12 - 05:15 PM (#3316814)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: gnu

Spaw... hahahahahehehehehehheeee.

Me too... nice smile. >;-)


04 Mar 12 - 04:59 PM (#3317246)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Don Firth

My barber and gardener, the young woman I introduced you to a few posts up?

I just found out that she also performs circumcisions. . . .

Don Firth


04 Mar 12 - 05:04 PM (#3317248)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Don Firth

. . . Hemorrhoidectomies. . . .

Don Firth


04 Mar 12 - 05:13 PM (#3317262)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: gnu

What about nose and ear hair and eyebrow shaping.... full service?


04 Mar 12 - 07:02 PM (#3317318)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Rapparee

A shiksa with pair of good-looking shaskas.


04 Mar 12 - 07:20 PM (#3317324)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Don Firth

You ought to see her give a manicure!

(Well--maybe not.)

Don Firth


04 Mar 12 - 07:25 PM (#3317326)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: gnu

"shaskas"

Never heard that term for eyes before.


05 Mar 12 - 08:52 AM (#3317592)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: khandu

I have heard too much. I read this before my workweek starts and I know I have just screwed up my whole week. Dangitalltoheck!

khandu


05 Mar 12 - 02:47 PM (#3317790)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: gnu

YO, khandu! Where ya been bud?


05 Mar 12 - 04:13 PM (#3317833)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Amos

The King Returneth!! All HAil The King!!!


06 Mar 12 - 11:05 AM (#3318218)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: Rapparee

He hath abandoneth MOAB. Let's give him what Louie 16 got!


06 Mar 12 - 11:40 AM (#3318237)
Subject: RE: BS: Spaw's Mudcat Full Metal Jousting
From: catspaw49

The original JoeBro brown noser!!! Ken!!!! Bro!!! Where ya' been Man?????? TWO FRIGGIN" YEARS AND NOT A WORD!!!!!! I thought you had fallen off the edge at that place in Mississippi where the world ends........................



Spaw