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02 Mar 12 - 03:18 AM (#3315987) Subject: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel From: olddude Warning Adult content Last of the Mo-hick-guns chapter one In a small cabin in the middle of the back woods, Uncle Merle and Aunt Dottie were gettin it on in their favorite position, on top of the old gun cabinet. Suddenly Merle yelled "Sheet fire Dottie" Not yet replied Dottie, I ain't even breathing heavy yet! No replied Merle, some varmint done stole our favorite squirrel gun right out of the gun case!! Dicken you say replied Dottie Yup Merle exclaimed NO said Dottie, I mean put the Dick In's Meanwhile back at the barn, cousin Chester practicing for mudcat's full metal nakked juggling with Bessie the milk cow ... more to follow (note: feel free to add more, I got writer's block at the moment) |
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02 Mar 12 - 04:14 AM (#3315997) Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel From: GUEST,olddude Now Chester whos real name was Sally, is called Chester because of her thick chest hair. Chester, yelled Merle, do you know who stole the squirrel rifle? Why Dicken replied Chester Not now said Merle I just done your Aunt Dottie and so the great mystery continues |
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02 Mar 12 - 04:22 AM (#3315999) Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel From: David C. Carter Dan,have you been snorting that Lime Green Jello again! |
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02 Mar 12 - 07:42 AM (#3316054) Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel From: GUEST,olddude its a romance novel Dave, women love romance novels :-) A follow up to Raps, mouldy Dick |
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02 Mar 12 - 09:39 AM (#3316083) Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel From: Amos By latest report interest in Rapp's mouldy dick has fallen off. |
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02 Mar 12 - 09:48 AM (#3316087) Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel From: Rapparee Meanwhile, down the road, a furtive figure chuckled furtively in the furze which clasping the squirrel rifle to his or her chest. "Ouch!" he, she or it stated, as the cock pinched a tender portion of his, her or its chest between the flint and the frizzen. "That there surely did smart a bit. Gonna leave a nasty bruise too," the non-gender-specific individual remarked reflexively. |
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02 Mar 12 - 10:58 AM (#3316124) Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel From: Ebbie "That there surely did smart a bit. Gonna leave a nasty bruise too," the non-gender-specific individual remarked reflexively." Come, come (no pun intended), surely that is " the non-gender-specific individual remarked painfully." |
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02 Mar 12 - 11:50 AM (#3316140) Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel From: olddude can't stop laughing |
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02 Mar 12 - 12:04 PM (#3316148) Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp This stuff is kinda suggestive. Whatsa matter? Not gettin' enough action, Dan? - Chongo p.s. I didn't realize Rap was drawin' interest on his dick. How does one activate such a plan? I could use a little extra at the end of the month. |
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02 Mar 12 - 04:44 PM (#3316271) Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel From: gnu "... use a little extra..." Oh, now, that is just askin for it. |
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02 Mar 12 - 09:40 PM (#3316420) Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel From: Rapparee Chingo COULD us more than a little extra of a lot. |
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02 Mar 12 - 10:53 PM (#3316461) Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel From: Ebbie "Chingo COULD us more than a little extra of a lot" Getting incoherent, Rap? |
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03 Mar 12 - 03:45 PM (#3316784) Subject: RE: BS: Can't sleep so here is a new Novel From: gnu Writer's block or are you so feverishly composing the next greatest work of prose of mankind in ages that you don't have time for installments? |