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BS: Jack the Ripper

05 Mar 12 - 12:12 PM (#3317709)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: GUEST,josepp

Alright, out with it, who was it? Royalty? Freemason? The Polish guy? The Colonel in the library with the candlestick? Why does Scotland Yard insist on keeping their files on the case secret?

Everyone has an opinion, what's yours?


05 Mar 12 - 12:24 PM (#3317713)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: Rapparee

I did it. I confess. I was down on whores, but now I take my meds and I'm okay.


05 Mar 12 - 12:30 PM (#3317717)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: GUEST,Suibhne Astray

Walter Sickert!


05 Mar 12 - 02:01 PM (#3317764)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: gnu

Rap at the range with a bayonet.


05 Mar 12 - 02:37 PM (#3317785)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: Will Fly

The story in question in this thread dates from May last year - the main files on the case are in the National Archives. The files which the police were arguing should be protected give the names of informants at the time - descendants of whom may well be alive today. The principle appears to be that, given the band of nutcases for whom the Ripper saga is an all-consuming passion, descendants of informants in this case - or any other case - should not be made available.

Metropolitan Police web page on the case


05 Mar 12 - 02:52 PM (#3317795)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: Mrrzy

I didn't like the "case closed" book I read that laid out all the evidence for I think it was Sickert but don't recall...


05 Mar 12 - 03:17 PM (#3317806)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: Big Al Whittle

O remeber solving this case in back in 2006. I just looked up the thread:-

'They all did it. It was like Murder on the Orient Express. One night they all piled of the Dorchester pissed, and said, let's do someone in. They all had a stab.

A few weeks passed and it became a fashion......Celebrity Stab. they were all at it The Royal Family, Oscar Wilde, David and Victoria Beckham (they never miss out on anything!). You were a nobody if you weren't invited to a Celebrity Stab evening.

After a while, it failed to amuse, and they all went back to fox hunting and croquet.

Works for me..... .


05 Mar 12 - 03:27 PM (#3317809)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: fat B****rd

Off the top of my head (i.e. without Google)it was Patricia Cornwell who wrote the book naming Sickert.


05 Mar 12 - 09:16 PM (#3317952)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: Mrrzy

Yes, it was, and I still didn't like it. I did look up that it was Sickert she thought it was. I would have been a lot more convinced had the evidence to the contrary, or that which was not sickert-linked, been at least presented. Instead, she just went through and said See how much evidence there is that Sickert did it.

I prefer to see all 4 squares of my contingency.

99% of mad rapists probably smoked pot at some point... but so did 99% of people who aren't/weren't/won't be mad rapists, so that doesn't tell you anything without the other squares.


05 Mar 12 - 09:27 PM (#3317958)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: gnu

Brownie squares?


05 Mar 12 - 11:07 PM (#3317981)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: Neil D

I always leaned toward Druitt but I agree with Rumbelow that come the day of judgement when all are called to answer for their crimes and the Ripper is named, all the Ripperologists in attendance are just as likely to look at each other in bewilderment and ask "Who?!"


05 Mar 12 - 11:23 PM (#3317988)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: frogprince

Thirty years back I had a book for awhile, with original printing date back to the early 1900s. It had a least a couple of the crime scene photos. Whoever he was, he was from somewhere outside of normal humanity.


06 Mar 12 - 04:17 AM (#3318041)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: Will Fly

All the crime scene photos are available to see on the web, and there are innumerable specialist websites piled high with more data than you could imagine. The answer just isn't known.


06 Mar 12 - 05:01 AM (#3318053)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: theleveller

I reckon that it hasn't been solved because a of a basic mistake brought about by the fact that the bloke who wrote the note to the police telling them who he was had terrible handwriting. He was, in fact, a herring-gutter who worked at an East London smokehouse, called Jack the Kipper.

Case solved!


06 Mar 12 - 05:11 AM (#3318057)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: theleveller

On the other hand, that might just be a red herring!


06 Mar 12 - 05:42 AM (#3318061)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: Will Fly

Leveller - to your bed - bad boy! Dirty boy!


06 Mar 12 - 06:10 AM (#3318070)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: theleveller

Sorry!


06 Mar 12 - 06:11 AM (#3318071)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: GUEST,Suibhne Astray

I've never read the book, but I saw the TV documentary claiming Sickert was JTR the day before we were at Harewood House wherein hang some of Sickert's creepy Camdem Murder paintings. Left a bit of an odd taste...

JTR is integral to UK folklore in a similar way to Bonny & Clyde in America; he fulfills certain mythic criteria and yet his crimes are palpably real. As Will says, you can see the photographs of the women he murdered, just as you can see the autopsy photos of Bonnie & Clyde.

And talking of legends and autopsy photos, one of my favourite actresses (and yes, a boyhood crush that lingers wisfully into old age) is Thelma Todd (1906 - 1935), who appeared in classic films by The Marx Brothers and Laurel and Hardy; and more than mere window dressing too - she could hold her own with the best of them. Anyway, I did a search for images of dear Thelma one day - and guess what I got?

Personally, I think there ought to be tighter controls with respect of images that contravene human dignity - the pics of JTR victims included.


06 Mar 12 - 11:01 AM (#3318216)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: Rapparee

Well, yeah, sort of. We know who Bonny and Clyde were...a couple of punks with more bullets than brains and until the movie I'd never heard of them and I grew up in the Midwest.

There are other folks in US history who might be closer to JtR. John Wayne Gacy, the Zodiac Killer, Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, the Benders, Boone Helm, H. H. What's-his-name (the dude from Chicago during the Exposition), the Pig Woman of Laporte, IN -- to name but a few.


06 Mar 12 - 02:15 PM (#3318310)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: Big Al Whittle

I like that poem Bonnie wrote.


06 Mar 12 - 02:24 PM (#3318318)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: GUEST,Eliza

I read once (sorry, but I don't remember the book's title) that it could just possibly be that not all the murders were by the same person, as the modus operandi were different. Also, I believe Prince Eddie (Edward VII's eldest son) although rather a decadent chap, was at Balmoral and various other well-documented places while many of the murders were committed.


06 Mar 12 - 04:57 PM (#3318392)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: Greg F.

More importantly, Who put the bomp in the bomp-ba-bomp-ba-bomp?


07 Mar 12 - 01:11 AM (#3318517)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: Rapparee

It was that new singer, Jack the Rapper.


07 Mar 12 - 01:13 AM (#3318518)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: Rapparee

Crippen, or maybe Charlie Peace.


07 Mar 12 - 04:04 AM (#3318533)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: Stu

It was Tumblety.


07 Mar 12 - 06:17 AM (#3318580)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: GUEST,Eliza

Personally I think it was the Scotsman Jock McRipper.


07 Mar 12 - 10:02 AM (#3318649)
Subject: RE: BS: Jack the Ripper
From: Rapparee

Jack the Zipper, you say?