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08 Mar 12 - 02:56 PM (#3320101) Subject: BS: Male models From: Dave Hanson Whenever you see pictures of male models in newspapers or magazines, why do they all look like they've been dressed by someone else ? or like they've been dressed by their mothers ? Female models can look great but men always look really wierd. Dave H |
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08 Mar 12 - 03:08 PM (#3320107) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: GUEST,999 "Whenever you see pictures of male models in newspapers or magazines, why do they all look like they've been dressed by someone else ?" Because they have! When Spaw was a male model he had people dress him. They learned the art from Louis XIV. That dipshit was dressed by his servants, and the fall of France was directly linked to his stupid gene. |
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08 Mar 12 - 03:24 PM (#3320111) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: Gurney It's the company that you keep, Dave. Male models are wearing clean, pressed, clothing, and they haven't sat down since they put their jeans on. Not a wrinkle anywhere. Not at all like anyone I associate with, and obviously not like Dave's pals either. I hired a guy to help me once. Halfway through the day he told me he'd done some modelling and was looking for more. He couldn't sing, couldn't dance, but he was quite good at standing still. Once was enough. |
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08 Mar 12 - 03:33 PM (#3320116) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: GUEST,999 Well said, Gurney. I must tell y'all that I had NO intention of linking Spaw the Model with Louis XIV nor implying that Spaw was, is or ever will be a dipshit. If any offense was taken by anyone, I sincerely don't give a rat's ass. |
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08 Mar 12 - 03:39 PM (#3320120) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: olddude Kendall he has all the girls :-) I saw Angelina Jole with his picture on a t-shirt once I did |
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08 Mar 12 - 03:45 PM (#3320123) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: gnu I've been looking for a retirement career and now I know what it will not be. |
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08 Mar 12 - 03:48 PM (#3320126) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: catspaw49 Thank you 999999999999........I gave it up because there was no way to compress the bulge of my dick spooler which I use to keep my pecker rolled up so it doesn't drop through the cold water onto the muddy bottom when I pee off high bridges. I know what you mean about the male models though.......Always kinda' wondered about Flamenco dancers too since they seemed to be applauding their own ass.......... Spaw |
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08 Mar 12 - 06:03 PM (#3320175) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: Bee-dubya-ell Don't let Spaw bullshit you, folks. The real reason he had to give up being a male model is that the clothiers couldn't afford the cleaning bills to get the odour de fart out of the clothes after he modeled them. |
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08 Mar 12 - 06:29 PM (#3320188) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: Joe_F The modeling business is one of the vastly many things the damned human race concerns itself with that I have never understood. Do the advertisers really expect us to think that by buying their clothes we will (1) instantly look like conventionally pretty men & (2) thereby get laid? If pictures of clothing actually have to include people, they should be people invited randomly off the street & compensated by letting them walk out with the clothes. I think the sexiest, most attractive pictures of clothing are the ones that show it being worn by invisible people. I love the catalogs that do that. |
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08 Mar 12 - 07:35 PM (#3320209) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: Wesley S What always gets me is that most of the female models look like are on smack or are bored out of their minds. Or both. I thought fashion was supposed to be fun. |
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08 Mar 12 - 07:54 PM (#3320217) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: Bobert Needed: male model Requirement: Must be weird looking Questions: What's it pay and where do I sign up??? B;~) |
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08 Mar 12 - 11:14 PM (#3320275) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: Gurney One of the props that is often used for modelling men's clothes is a fishing rod. It always looks as if the model has never held one before, and he is looking at the camera, and no water is in sight, and the shmutter is new. That looks bad enough without adding weird looks to the mix, Bobert. |
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09 Mar 12 - 03:11 AM (#3320319) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: Dave Hanson They always look very unnatural, probably look like Barby and Ken without their clothes, ie. no body hair and no wedding tackle. Dave H |
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09 Mar 12 - 03:23 AM (#3320322) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: David C. Carter Wesley S,I agree with you,but to be bored out of their minds means they've got to have one in the first place! David |
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09 Mar 12 - 09:23 AM (#3320425) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: Uncle_DaveO Now to pictures advertising men's underwear. There seem to be three rules: 1. The model must be handsome. 2. He must have washboard abs. 3. The shorts he's wearing must be padded to simulate a large penis, or maybe an erection. Failing padding, the picture must be retouched to achieve that impression. Dave Oesterreich |
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09 Mar 12 - 09:29 AM (#3320427) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: Charmion What I find really weird about male models is the perfectly smooth, tucked-up look of their clothes. Not a rumple, wrinkle or roll anywhere, as if they were poured into the ensemble and then Simonized. And then one day I found myself helping out in the dressing room at a charity fashion show. Ya know what? Every garment is indeed pulled taut and then pinned in place to stay that way. That weird expression they all have comes from the terror they all feel at the very real prospect of being stabbed at random. Why don't female models look equally strange? That's easy. Discomfort is the norm for women's clothes, especially shoes and underwear, and female models are also habituated to the misery of maintaining a size 0 figure. The poor creatures are used to the abuse. All in all, modelling has to be the worst way of making a living that does not involve using digging implements to move excrement. |
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09 Mar 12 - 02:24 PM (#3320545) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: Becca72 Good point, Charmion. It's not boredom, but rather weakness from hunger! |
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10 Mar 12 - 04:48 AM (#3320810) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: Joe Offer I guess you and I will never be underwear models, Dave.... |
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10 Mar 12 - 06:01 AM (#3320834) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: GUEST,Eliza My husband was offered some paid modelling work for a sculpture and Art class. They were looking for an African face and body. He was a bit hesitant, and when I gently explained he might have to 'reveal all' he was absolutely horrified! |
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10 Mar 12 - 06:43 AM (#3320849) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: Dave Hanson I could model pints of bitter and single malts very well Joe but definately not underwaear. Dave H |
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10 Mar 12 - 10:07 AM (#3320913) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp I've been thinkin' of gettin' into that line of work part time so as to make a little more dough and represent apes in the fashion industry. What I would like to model is casual and formal wear of the urbane and classy type...suits, sport jackets, fine leather shoes, fedoras, London Fog raincoats, that sorta thing. I already got experience wearin' stuff like that, but my restricted finances have limited the scope of my repertoire, ya might say. As a male fashion model I would get access to a lot more nifty duds and make some money at the same time. Of course...some of my bar and street buddies would probably poke fun, but that don't bother me too much. I'd just bust a bottle over their heads if they took it too far. - Chongo |
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10 Mar 12 - 11:44 AM (#3320952) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: Dave Hanson You plonker Chongo, you've got to be able to walk upright and smile at the same time to be a model. Dave H |
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10 Mar 12 - 08:35 PM (#3321117) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Don't try to teach your grandmother how to steam open envelopes and pass gossip, Dave. - Chongo |
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10 Mar 12 - 09:01 PM (#3321119) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: Dave Hanson Chongo, you qualify as what we in the UK call a ' nog ender.' Dave H |
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11 Mar 12 - 08:34 AM (#3321248) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Hmmm. Ya got me a but puzzled with that one, Dave. - Chongo |
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11 Mar 12 - 12:47 PM (#3321338) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: frogprince Dave Hanson, you messed up the spacing when you typed "no gender". |
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11 Mar 12 - 01:51 PM (#3321364) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: gnu froggy... hehehehehee |
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11 Mar 12 - 03:33 PM (#3321388) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: Dave Hanson No I didn't, part of the trouble is you colonials don't understand all of the Queens English, of course that is our fault for teaching you so badly. Dave H |
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11 Mar 12 - 04:26 PM (#3321406) Subject: RE: BS: Male models From: VirginiaTam from the BBC comedy Coupling Jane: He moved in across the street about a month ago. Gorgeous! Susan: How gorgeous? Sally: Knitting pattern? Jane: Better than knitting pattern. Sally: Shaving advert? Jane: Gay porn! Sally: Wow! Susan: Results! |